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DOES A HEISMAN=FREE PENICILLIN?

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He's already formally exited the college football sphere, but we may as well say it...remember when Matt Leinart stood as the envy of the world, attending nought but a ballroom dancing class in between slamming Alyssa Milano, taking deep, satisfying afternoon naps, and throwing four touchdowns a game?

Yeah, well, that's over.


Paris in the 19th century--slightly cleaner than the 21st century one we're talking about.