It's not the sport of focus here at EDSBS, but can we award a single Fulmer point of distinction to the University of Tennessee basketball team for two players being arrested for crack possession? That was so fun we're going to type it again: CRACK possession. Crackety crack crack. CRACK!!!!!! As in the stuff that Tyrone Biggums and Marion Barry smoke. As in goddamn, motherfucking c-r-a-c-k, the stuff "for poor people," as Whitney Houston would say.
We just knew the Vols were playing with a bit more pep in their step this season. (HT: Bill.)
Tennessee=crack. That is all.