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DEFINITELY FULMER CUP ELIGIBLE

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The University of New Mexico makes a spectacular entry into the Fulmer Cup sweepstakes: Aleem Harris, the second-leading tackler from the squad gets hit with four counts of assault AND a kidnapping charge resulting from a fight with an ex-girlfriend on campus last Wednesday. The charges must hold some serious voltage, since Harris was tossed with great alacrity following the arrest.

Kidnapping, which hasn't been a healthy part of any relationship since Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down!, earns the Lobos the higher of the two scores (Assault equals=piddling 3 points), so New Mexico earns 4 staggering points for the offense.

Kidnapping: NOT likely to improve a faltering relationship.