APB: MICHIGAN RAP SONG WANTED

The minute anyone gets a hold of this Michigan Wolverines' rap song, please, please forward us a copy. We can't promise our firstborn--they're due on birth to a certain head football coach who won us a national championship in 1996--but we'll definitely get you in on the naming action of Swindle offspring mark 2. We're sure they didn't want to be named P.J. Wuerffel Swindle anyway.

Excepting Eminem, Michigan rappers don't have all that much to live up to, really.