Off to do pregame and jitter for two hours before the national championship game starts. If it's as good as any of these, we'll consider ourselves fortunate:
Beavis vs. Butthead
Kirk vs. Spock. So, sooooo gay, but epic
Sultana vs. hapless, insanely aroused chump in Faster, Pussycat
Vanilla Ice vs. Todd Bridges
Can't take a fireball, weirdly enough.
We can only hope...