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THE NEXT BILL BRASKY OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL

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Paul's up to no good--which means nothing but good--over at Georgia Sports, where Paul's beginning the search for the next Bill Brasky of college football now that this year's freak, Leonard Pope, is headed for the NFL. Our personal fave:

Calvin Johnson (GT) - 6'4" 235 lbs.
Pros: Has the body control of Jacquez Green, runs routes like Chris Carter, and uses his body to push off without getting caught like Michael Irvin. Can roll Yahtzee with just one die. Calvin Johnson wasn't born. He shed a woman. Built the first Waffle House out of French Toast.
Cons: His QB has the field vision of Helen Keller, the height of Webster and the arm of Andreas Katsulas. Can't beat Georgia.

Exemplary work, Paul.