5:07: The shortest liveblog in the history of the internet. Staring at the Tebow kommisariat: Mom, Dad, brother, all lined up behind a table draped with a Nease High School banner. Bet it smells like floor wax and sweat in there.
5:09: Lotsa sitting still. Tebow grinning like a mannequin. Waiting for the Worldwide Leader here?
5:11: Answering inaudible questions being posed off-camera. Put on a damn hat and get this show on the road!
5:12: Tebow clearly petrified, swallowing nervously like a man in front of a firing squad. We remember when we made our decision to attend college: witnesses, one redbone hound and Mom.
5:14: Okay, pap interview going on. Lotsa yessirs going on here. Tebow will have to get a new hairstyle at either university: they do the qb shag at 'Bama, while UF will metro him up a bit.
5:15: "I will be playing football next year at the University of Florida." A Beatles-loud cheer detonates in the auditorium.
5:21: Blahbeddy blah. Reads a statement that makes it sound like Bama was this close but couldn't take his whole family on board. Reminds us that besides the bowls, this is all the football poonanny you're getting for seven and a half months: high schoolers putting on hats and getting Tom Lemming all hot and bothered.