Warren's got the goods on the "trapped in a well" monologue that has been the CoachFran.com weblog maintained by "Dennis Franchione." Our favorite quote in his circumlocution around Excuseland:
And from an ancient Asian religion there is a saying, "Wise people seek solutions. Others only cast blame."
We'd pair that in Franchione's case with another Chinese saying: "When a man rises to power, even his cats and dogs ascend with him." At this point, doesn't Coach Fran look like the dog who took a two-year ride on Ladanian Tomlinson's coattails to a fat paycheck or three?
Coach Fran: where'd his froggy go? Froggy!