Struggling Joe gives us a quality reference to Scott Frost's surprisingly well-written Husker blog--surprising since Frost, who had to have suffered massive head trauma as a collegiate option qb, still seems to have access to his hard drive after all the hits. This time, Frost goes off on a truly despicable target not mentioned often enough with enough scorn: university town parking police. Frost's take:
The parking cops at the University of Nebraska are the most ruthless, efficient, cruel, and pitiless band of enforcers since the Vikings dominated most of Northern Europe.
Well said. We knew people who let the University Police keep their vehicle rather than attempt to pay off their national debt-sized collegiate parking tabs. Our take: fuck the metermaids, fuck 'em. That's just how we feel, man. Points given for recognizing the obscure and embarrassingly dated musical reference.