Mike Bellotti, mustachioed coach of the Orgeron Oregon Ducks, has earned the nickname "Sledge" by destroying "something" with the Stanford logo on it during the halftime of their matchup a few weeks ago. (Something meaning anything from an alarm clock to a homeless guy with a Stanford shirt on?)
Ed Orgeron's unique, potentially felonious methods of motivation are catching, but The Orge promises not to be outdone: at halftime of this weekend's game against Kentucky, Ed has promised to eat a live bobcat to inspire his struggling squad, claws and all.
You say "bobcat," The Orgeron says "snack."