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In his ESPN chat Bob Davie picked Notre Dame to win. Notre Dame consequently prepares for ass-reaming loss to USC, praying for a Corso pick for USC to balance the cosmic scales of relative jinxes, all while giving "spiky poo" Davie the finger and tossing a hailstorm of human waste at his sunburnt visage.
Davie, Corso...a pick for the Irish from EDSBS, and a Trojan victory would be all but guaranteed.
Broadcasting from his home somewhere near an open blast furnace, Davie confidently picks Notre Dame over USC Saturday.