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DOC PEDRO'S ASS AND TITTIES UPSET SPECIAL PICKORAMA

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Given our resident degenerate gambler, Solon's, cold streak, a blast from ESBS's very early days has returned to try his hand at a few picks... complete with his upset special. Doc Pedro is attempting to show us that if Med School doesn't work out, he can have a future in handicapping.

Doc Pedro comes off South Beach for a moment to share his picks of the week.

So you ask why are we calling it the Ass and titties upset special of the week? Well, what happens to your body when your team wins a big game? Admit it you feel like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever and everyone is smiling at you like they know your name. Now imagine you are an actual player on the team immersed in glories of a college campus (which are, of course, asses and titties).

Last week, Travolta had nothing on the boys from Tuscaloosa.

Last week in Alabama players were able to experience this in the “Land of Milk and Honey,” that is Tuscaloosa. Even O-lineman and D-lineman had the chance to feel what it is like to be a world class poon-hound such as Alabama’s own Joe Willy Namath or Ohio State’s Kirk Herbstreit or current USC player Matt Leinart. Imagine how Brodie Croyle was doing. That's what happens when you pull off the weeks best upset.


Just a sample of the types of spoils available following a huge upset win at home.

Our one rule for picking this triumphant underdog is that they must be the home team. If you win on the road your fans have a good time, but there is nothing like the electricity created when you win a big one at home. That brings us to this weeks contenders and there are several who are going to get it done:

LSU (2-1) AT VANDERBILT (4-1): This game had me thinking voluptuous thoughts about the ivy league of the south but when it is all said and done LSU 42-23. No ass nor titties for the 'Dores

GEORGIA (4-0) AT TENNESSEE (3-1): Rick Clausen has been beaten like a pickle this season and the Dawgs on the road are an impressive 16-2 under Mark Richt. But when it is all said and done they will be singing in Knoxville…“Once I had a girl on Rocky Top….Rocky Top Tennessee, 24-16.

TEXAS TECH (4-0) AT NEBRASKA (4-0): There will be a lot scoring in this one and the Red Raiders will put a heck of a fight but when it is all said and done there will be more corn husking going on. Nebraska, 38-35 in OT. There will be much shucking in Lincoln.


Perhaps a big win is all Nebraska needs for the girls to go wild.

OHIO STATE (3-1) AT PENN STATE (5-0): Joe Pa’s Freshman have the juices flowing in Happy Valley, but while the freshman have been getting the scoring up it won’t be enough. Ohio State, 27-10

CALIFORNIA (5-0) AT UCLA (4-0): The chase for Bush and Leinart continues. Neither team however is quite ready to achieve Platinum status. When it’s all said and done. Cal, 45-30

Love to hear your take and which city you would like to be in for an upset this weekend.

Doc Pedro.