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Georgia Sports, writing in the Onion mode, says Tennessee vs. Florida is a meteor game for the ages: the game where, rather than one team winning, you want a meteor to strike the stadium and see both smote from the face of the earth.

Giggleworthy quote:

Son: “So, I think I get it. But how big a meteor are we rooting for, Daddy?”

Father: “Son, we’re rooting for the kind of meteor you hire Aerosmith to write a song about.”

Son: “Geez, that’s a big one.”

If we could line up the stars just right, ours would hit Neyland Stadium three seconds prior to kickoff for FSU at UT, 2008.