Georgia Sports, writing in the Onion mode, says Tennessee vs. Florida is a meteor game for the ages: the game where, rather than one team winning, you want a meteor to strike the stadium and see both smote from the face of the earth.
Son: So, I think I get it. But how big a meteor are we rooting for, Daddy?
Father: Son, were rooting for the kind of meteor you hire Aerosmith to write a song about.
Son: Geez, thats a big one.
If we could line up the stars just right, ours would hit Neyland Stadium three seconds prior to kickoff for FSU at UT, 2008.