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Every team needs a page like this. Blue Gray Sky makes their own quality contribution. While we're thinking of it, here's a few from the Lotus-positioned, gray-robed, cherry-blossom-bedecked Zen monk corner of our brain:

Ernie Sims, your strong
Long arms could hold a woman.
Or, of course, choke her.

Dear Urban Meyer,
Dark monk of the spread option:
Your qb looks slow.

Sitting in boxers,
Eating frosting from the can.
Phil Fulmer wakes up.

Why would Leinart come
back? To put starlets on his
Heisman Trophy dick.