FEDS MAY POSTPONE ASU/LSU

HP, hold off on buying your plane tickets to Baton Rouge: the much-anticipated matchup between ASU and LSU may be another casualty of bitchcane Katrina. Tiger Stadium and surrounding facilities may become part of the "magnificent" response to the anarchy in New Orleans, according to Fanblogs. Probably for the best, lest a raging mob of refugees steal HP's Jim Rome turtleneck and harm our favorite online oppugnant.