Spurrier has a very, very long slog at Columbia. Need a reminder? Of course you do: submitted by Newspaper Hack, this is simply too good to keep in the comments section. That's how we get down, bitch.
At least know that Steve will deal with the situation with the biting wit and humor he's infamous for (that's a word meaning "MORE THAN FAMOUS," Pepe.) Console yourself with a fine sampling of Spurrierisms found here at America's biggest mid-market goliath, the St. Pete Times.
Football player versus this guy. Athletics dept. 1, Black Tucker Carlson, 0.