WALTERS ON WEST COAST/EAST COAST: IT'S GEOGRAPHY, STUPID

John Walters keeps ascending the ranks of our favorite sportswriters by using a pesky and appealing device: reason. West Coast football isn't inferior--it's just more urban, and for college football attendance, that ain't a good thing. Sounds reasonable enough to us, and we haven't even cracked into the bottle of Moet and Chandon in our file drawer yet.