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NCAA TO KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON COCKS

This just popped up: not surprisingly, the NCAA has lengthened South Carolina's self imposed two year probation by a year thanks to the hijinks of the Holtz administration. The Cocks will not be left impotent, however, as there are no TV restrictions, bowl restrictions and no further reduction of scholarships. (So things won't stay hard for long , eh?--ed.)

Big Cock fans, like this one seen above, are relieved that the sanctions weren't worse.