Filed under: JOE KINES: BORN ON A TRAIN By Orson Aug 23, 2005, 8:40am EDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share this on Reddit Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: JOE KINES: BORN ON A TRAIN Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Not only does Joe Kines want to retire and work at Wal-Mart, he was also born on a train. (Via Bama Report.)