CoverTwo brings us this Ole Miss bulletin: a booster has commissioned an Orange County Choppers specialty bike for the Ole Miss athletic program in order to "support the school and increase excitement about the upcoming football season." We're just waiting for a shirtless Ed Orgeron to enter each game tweaked on a handful of yellow jackets and drive the thing through a flaming hoop set on the visitor's sideline at eighty miles an hour. Judging from Orgeron's maniacal motivational sessions in the preseason, the elders at Oxford better have a sniper waiting with a tranq gun loaded and ready to go for the third quarter, or Ed's gonna bull rush the alumni section and eat someone before November.
Which leads us to our question of the day: who would win in a fight, Ed Orgeron, or Paul Teutel of O.C. Choppers? Our money's on Paul, if only because of the protective powers of his handlebar mustache.
We're not saying it'd be pretty, but Paul would win in the end.