RED RAIDERS TO GO MONDO-RED

The Red Raiders, who stole a play from the Glanville school of program improvement and changed their uniforms to "Intimidating Black" in the Mike Leach era, are going to be bleeding red in at least a few games this year, according to FanBlogs. While there are no photos of the red pants and red jerseys yet, we have an idea of what they might look like: a screaming case of herpes with legs.