COKER GETS NEW CONTRACT

Well, Coker will be the Canes coach through 2009 (or at least will be paid to be) thanks to a new deal recently inked. The unassuming coach will now be one of the highest paid in the ACC which means he can continue lighting Cubans with hundred dollar bills while trolling South Beach in a guayabera buying $20 martini's for struggling models trying to make in the biz. Yup, life is good to be a millionaire college football coach in Miami.