In case you doubt his magnitude, Sexy Results shows you his skills by napalming UVA rival Virginia Tech.
- Tina Fey, Katie Couric and Melissa Stark are exemplary of the type of girls you would've met at a mixer at UVA. The only Tech female of note is the one that was responsible for the Supreme Court case U.S. v. Morrison, but that's only because she got raped by the Hokie football team.
Medic! Bactine! Now! Our eyes are scalded just reading that.