Who says Big 12 media day sux? Check out this scintillating quote from coach/ beggar Mack Brown on OT Jonathan Scott:
I will apologize that he is wearing red shorts because he spilled steak grease on his pants last night and he couldnt get it off. He would not be up here in those ugly red shorts if he had not spilled grease on his pants. He will not be playing tight end because he cant catch. We discussed that last night, too.
Pants, grease, shorts, getting things off, tight ends...Paris says that's hot.