Shame on us for not discussing it before now, but Ed Orgeron appears to be settling in just fine at Ole Miss by allegedly calling players with earrings "fucking pussy girls" (is that a Chinese translation for lesbian?), labeling the Cotton Bowl "bullshit," and taking off his shirt and challenging every "motherfucker" in the room to a fight...all in the course of a single team meeting. He then exited the lockerroom, made violent, thrashing love to the first woman who crossed his path (twice), felled a Spanish oak with a single blow of his mighty ham-shaped hand, and ate a flat screen tv with tabasco on it just 'cause that's what a real man does. (Please, if any of you USC types have any other dement-Ed stories, let us have 'em in the comments section.)
Like David Allen Coe, Ed Orgeron is totally waiting outside to kick your ass.
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