Poor Nathan Maxcey. One day he's working for Gary Barnett as a recruiting aide, doing all the things a recruiting aide does...calling moms, arranging flights, helping the other aides carry Barnett aloft in a sedan chair, calling a prostitute 90 times, allegedly in connection with said hooker providing services for young recruits...and eventually this all leads to you , in court, pleading to official misconduct and soliciting a prostitute while your boss skates along unharmed, whistling in the air and shoving his hands in pockets whenever your name is mentioned. A note to aspiring football toadies: think twice before going the extra mile, especially when said coach is know to be slipperier than grease on K-Y jelly, and especially when it involves a hooker and recruits. (Isn't that what half the sororities are for on campus?)
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