Despite being the stomping ground--literally, in some cases--for the Tennessee Volunteers football team, the award for most dangerous campus in Tennessee goes to...Vanderbilt. All that cash floating about the place makes it an easy target, we suppose, though shouldn't the servants be doing something about that? Would it kill you to throw yourself in front of bullet every now and then, Bucksley? Or at least carry one of those taser thingys? Really...It's so hard to find good help these days.
Jeeves! Put down the crumpets and tell this hooligan to unhand my European carry-all.
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