MGOBLOG: THIS POLL NEEDS DISCIPLINE!!!

MGoBlog takes on the nearly impossible task of organizing the unmanageable in trying to lend shape to the BlogPoll. Rules? There'a few: don't miss votes, don't be a total homer, and don't do asinine things like vote for Duke in the top 25, unless Ted Roof fellates the devil and actually gets them there. Oh, and even if you're late, kidnapping Aaron Taylor will get you in. Our advice? Bring twice the cholorform you'd normally use, and back up the fucking truck--the Honda just ain't gonna cut this time.
In additional news, the next round of talks--we're making it sound like we're trying to stop a nuke program, right?--is being generously hosted by Straight Bangin'. We expect a hip-hop flair, Joey, and will go as far as suggesting this question: if your team was a rapper/rap group, which one would it be?

Is your team the Snoop Dogg of college football? And if so, is it Death Row Snoop, or crappy No Limit Snoop? Or renaissance, Neptunes-era Snoop?