Coaches are often accused of being dictators. We decided that some of them might actually be real-life dictators. For more compelling evidence, please click on the more button to see some of our disturbing picks.
1. Bill Callahan, irrational, moody ruler of a resource-poor state in the middle of nowhere:
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Sapurmurat Niyazov, a.k.a. Turkmenbashi, the irrational, moody ruler of a resource-poor state in the middle of nowhere, Turkmenistan:
2. Carl Torbush, mustachioed former UNC head coach and Aggie DC:
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mustachioed Belarussian tyrant Aleksandr Lukashenko:
3. Sonny Lubick, lord of dusty CSU:
And Islam Karimov, the despot of dusty Uzbekistan:
4. Our finale, and one that requires some imagination: Phil Fulmer, overlord of Knox County:
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His photo-negative counterpart, the now-deceased rotund overlord of the Congo, Laurent Kabila:
