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SEPARATED AT BIRTH? COACHES AND DICTATORS

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Coaches are often accused of being dictators. We decided that some of them might actually be real-life dictators. For more compelling evidence, please click on the more button to see some of our disturbing picks.

1. Bill Callahan, irrational, moody ruler of a resource-poor state in the middle of nowhere:

And...
Sapurmurat Niyazov, a.k.a. Turkmenbashi, the irrational, moody ruler of a resource-poor state in the middle of nowhere, Turkmenistan:

2. Carl Torbush, mustachioed former UNC head coach and Aggie DC:

And...
mustachioed Belarussian tyrant Aleksandr Lukashenko:

3. Sonny Lubick, lord of dusty CSU:

And Islam Karimov, the despot of dusty Uzbekistan:

4. Our finale, and one that requires some imagination: Phil Fulmer, overlord of Knox County:

And...
His photo-negative counterpart, the now-deceased rotund overlord of the Congo, Laurent Kabila: