We're off to North Carolina to celebrate our nation's independence by blowing up a few mailboxes with five-pound firecrackers. Should be great fun, but we'll be blogging light, so in the spirit of the holiday, we suggest you drive to the nearest state line fireworks tent, purchase the illegal stuff from Hong Kong, and blow up a few mailboxes yourself. We'll be back on Monday night. Until then: America, Fuck Yeah.
Go exercise your freedoms. Drink some whiskey. Create small, manageable explosions for your viewing pleasure.
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