RON MEXICO LIVES!

The new NFL Blitz game features a speedy southpaw qb with the number 7 who goes by the name of...Ron Mexico, an alleged alias of former VT qb Michael Vick. We're sure his passes will be blistering, his enthusiasm infectious, and his runs will leave the opposition sore and red with shame.

Chancre-six-delta-left-post! Hut! Hut!