Not college football, but we're powerless to resist the charms of this article. Especially when it comes to this quote:
For a time his favorite food was Cheetos, and when those ran out, Saddam would "get grumpy," the story says. One day the guards substituted Doritos corn chips, and Saddam forgot about Cheetos. "He'd eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes," Dawson says.
Which means Saddam would fit right into the fan sections of a good number of SEC teams, it seems...
The mention of finishing a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes= obligatory pic of Phil Fulmer.