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ATTENTION VEGAS: ASU-LSU GAME MOVED TO 7:45 P.M.

The Arizona State/LSU game on September 10th has been moved back to 7:45 p.m. to accomodate ESPN coverage. The move to a night game cannot please the Sun Devils, since Baton Rouge at night is literally a whole different ball game: a single brightly lit patch of green in the middle of a pitch black Louisiana night, surrounded by a screaming horde of drunk-ass Cajuns fired up on whiskey and jambalaya who drove in from the bayous along with the grumbling rednecks who drove down from the hills to see a right proper whoopin'. Here's hoping that even if ASU wins, they high-tail it out of there real fast-like. We've seen Sling Blade once already.

We reckon ASU might wanna have that bus runnin' by the 3rd quarter, yep.