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ESPN CREW PRESEASON HEISMAN PICKS

The ESPN brain trust picks their preseason Heisman leads. Heismanpundit sees Mark May's sound predictions as a sign of the apocalypse; we'd be more concerned if they'd asked Trev Alberts and his picks made sense to us. Then we'd be checking ourselves for slurred speech, numbness along one side of the body, and all the other classic signs of a stroke.

If you trust this man's football acumen, you may be having a stroke.