Bob Wolfley, in a take-no-shit mood today, has a few questions for ESPN's newly hired ombudsman. We think a show where contestants get thirty seconds to beat the holy hell out of Chris Berman with the piece of furniture of their choice would be a good start to reviving the network. We bravely volunteer ourselves to be the first contestant.
Is this the face Berman would make when hit with a thrown chaise lounge? Only ESPN has the power to answer this question.
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ESPN HIRES OMBUDSMAN. WE SUGGEST HE PURCHASE A HELMET.
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