UTEP MINERS PREVIEW: FIUTAK STILL CHAINED TO DESK, FED THROUGH IV

Pete Fiutak, still chained to his desk somewhere deep in the bowels of FoxSports and fed through an IV, continues his Bataan Death March toward the season by previewing Mike Price's UTEP Miners. No comments on Price's debacle at Alabama or his predilection for strip clubs, but we're guessing (and in our heart of hearts, hoping) Mike's taken the UTEP credit card for a spin or two here.