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NCAA PRONOUNCES OSU CLEAN, ENDS CLARETT INVESTIGATION

The Maurice Clarett saga is over, as far as the NCAA is concerned. They have formally ended the investigation of Ohio State regarding allegations of booster misconduct, finding nothing to support or substantiate Clarett's claims of shennanigans in Columbus. This means Ohio State won't face sanctions or have to give up its 2002 national championship. The Evil Sweater Vest must be thrilled, especially since ESPN will now have to clumsily backtrack on two and a half years of negative reporting on the Buckeyes. Can this somehow lead to Chris Berman getting fired? We can only dream.

Jim Tressel thanking the Lord for exoneration, and begging for him to smite Bristol, Connecticut.