POLICE BLOTTER: STANLEY ARRESTED FOR CLASSIC 'COPS' TRIFECTA

Wisconsin, lagging behind in the arrest column, picks up their third of the offseason with the arrest of Booker Stanley at the Mifflin Street Block Party. Stanley was picked up for what we'll call the classic 'Cops' trifecta of battery, disorderly conduct, and the inevitable resisting arrest. If he was shirtless at the time, the circle would be complete...