It seems Virginia Tech quarterback Marcus Vick is not the only ladies man in the family. According the Smoking Gun, a 26 year old health care worker from Georgia has filed suit against NFL superstar Michael Vick alleging that he gave her Herpes Simplex 2. Apparently, in her abstinence only educational training she never learned about condoms. The suit goes on to allege that after testing positive, the woman confronted Vick who stated "I've got something to tell you. I've got it." As good as that alleged quote is, the highlight of the suit thus far is the allegation that Michael Vick used the alias "Ron Mexico" when getting tested for the disease himself. There is no word yet on whether the plaintiff ever used the alias Jenna Jamison (note: this is a shameless attempt to attract unsuspecting perverts to our blog).
Now, who would use a bad porno-sounding name as an alias? Certainly not any of the contributors to EDSBS.com.