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RELIVING THE HORROR

TWO MICHIGAN GRADS RELIVE THAT GAME

RELIVING THE HORROR

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TWO MICHIGAN GRADS RELIVE THAT GAME

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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL TAPPED KU'S PHONE

TURNS OUT THEY MOSTLY JUST CALL THE TIME AND TEMPERATURE NUMBER

THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL TAPPED KU'S PHONE

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TURNS OUT THEY MOSTLY JUST CALL THE TIME AND TEMPERATURE NUMBER

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FORGIVE US IN ADVANCE

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LET US PRAY

Ranking the offseason's best moments

On the only scale that matters to the Internet: cats.

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How to not be an awful college football fan

It really isn't that difficult, friends.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL VIDEO GAMES YOU MISSED

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THE DEA WILL NEVER FIND DR. SPURRIO

POPEYES? POPEYES

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IT'S HERE: THE FAT-SOAKED, DELICIOUS COLLEGE FOOTBALL SINGULARITY

THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL LEARNS TO SHARE

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NICK SABAN'S ON THAT ARISTOTLE

CLUE PIG SOOIE

COLLEGE FOOTBALL HAS TRULY ARRIVED

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LUNCHTIME THEATER: OREGON STATE MEETS NOTRE DAME

YUP, THE ONE WHERE NOTRE DAME LOSES

Kirk Herbstreit's 10 travel tips

The "College GameDay" and "Saturday Night Football" analyst spends as much time in the air and in college towns as anybody in football, often doing TV in two different time zones on a single Saturday.

THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SHAKES IT OFF

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT HORSE, LADY?

Every Day Should Be Saturday

Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.

SAD INDIANA FAN AND SAD CINCY FAN ARE GAME READY

PLEASE ALERT THE AUTHORITIES

21 terrifying old college mascots

Your school might have a friendly looking mascot today, but it probably used to be a terrifying murder demon.

FLORIDA IS THE VOLCANO

SIMCITY HAS RULES, NATURE

IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME

IN THE SENSE THAT WE ALL ARE UNDER CATHOLIC DOGMA, YES

THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL AT SCHNELLY FIELD

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FEATURING THE WORLD'S FIRST UNCONTROLLED SWARM OF OWLS

OPEN THREAD: DAD'S ON THE RADIO

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TELL HIM WE WANNA HEAR CROCODILE ROCK

GET YOUR PET GEARED UP

NO FAIR WEATHER CATS ALLOWED

PRESENTED BY Clone170578987_931644673_fs1_logo

Previewing all 112 SEC games

The Southeastern Conference is set to fire up three months' worth of football, and we have something to say about every last bit of it.

MEET YOUR SKY-FAMILY, BAMA LOVERS

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First, let us acknowledge that the backstory behind this picture is convoluted. Twitter user Bourbon Ghost says the father depicted here isn't even an Alabama fan. This brings up the real live possibility of this being the most elaborate LSU counterintelligence project ever, a caper nearly as big as UGA's Operation Muschamp. The second question: are they a family of twins, each of whom had that identical twin die in the past year? Did they murder these twins? If so, why are they so cool with each other after this? Does every Alabama fan have a cloudy Other awaiting them in the heavens? Are these cloud-giants, come to crush their tiny, human doppelgangers? If so, did they lose to Auburn last year, too? We have so many questions, and so few answers. Please help us, and make the terror go away.

NO ONE HAS A WINNING RECORD AGAINST THE TOP 25

IT'S BAD METHODOLOGY BUT THAT'S NEVER STOPPED COLLEGE FOOTBALL BEFORE

THE MC TOASTS AN OSTRICH RACING WINNER

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COACH RICH BROOKS IS DOING IT RIGHT

A GUIDE TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL GRIEVING

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IT'S ALL GOING TO BE OK

THE MC SOLVES TWO PROBLEMS AT ONCE

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MACHALO, EVERYBODY

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