IN CHINESE CRISIS MEANS OPPORTUNITY MEANS EDSALL
The Maryland Transfer Counter now stands at nine as tallied by Testudo Times, though that may be subject to revision now that quarterback Danny O'Brien insists he is still a Terp. Earlier rumors had the 2010 ACC Rookie of the Year O'Brien and starting left tackle Max Garcia leaving the Randy Edsall Dream Job Experience, a move that would only remove the two most important pieces on any offense from the Terps first-string lineup.
True or not, the transfer would not be the most surprising thing in the world. O'Brien's production faded as a sophomore under the sway of the Crowton Effect, and he missed the last two games of the season with a broken arm sustained against Notre Dame. Fightin' Mike Locksley is his third offensive coordinator in three years, and one whose Illinois attacks called for a fair amount of run plays for the quarterback. O'Brien can move, but he can't really run with any credible consistent threat, and that may be where the source of the rumors started in the first place.
Those are all somewhat logical guesses. So is this another, this time a guess at what Randy Edsall truly wants at quarterback.
Will never transfer. WIll never complain. Throws up to "600 punts or passes an hour," so it both understands hard work and what can happen when you don't just run the ball like an American should. Won't make trick shot videos. Won't complain when Mike Locksley kicks it to pieces for blowing a gear. Never tries to make something happen out of the pocket. Never audibles. Requires three wheels and one operator, but that's what running backs are for, no?Will never impregnate the daughter of an administrator at least we don't think so. There are some pretty determined ladies out there, though. "I love you Jugs Field General Football Machine. We'll make this work. We'll have beautiful little tripod children. WE WILL.")
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You can learn how to play like superstar Fred McGriff too!

Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 5:05 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Does a Crime Dog reduce your Fulmer Cup points?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 8, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good question
One day, I plan on wearing a McGruff suit and just stroll around UF’s campus pointing at random people
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is the video that gets results.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 8, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Back-to-back-to-back AAU champions!
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Proof that the unorthodox uniform phenomenon
cuts both ways. What self-respecting afalete could stand to be kitted out in an acid-head’s fantasy of the Maryland state flag?
If you desire to be good, begin by believing that you are wicked.
A phonetic Chinese translation of "Edsall" might be 埃兹尔, which translates roughly as
“dirt here with you.”
So.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 5:23 PM EST reply actions
ohh do me
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
phonetically translate my name please
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Maryland? Screw that, this is Auburn's next recruit.
We need Football Machine to help us score football points.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
The Crowton Effect's Powers are Growing...
It took three years in Oregon…two at LSU…one at Maryland…soon he will be able to turn a quarterback to stone with a mere look…

Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
We're talking about Maryland football and Randy Edsall here
We’re far more likely to need the 600 punts per hour capability than the passing features.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Because this belongs on EDSBS

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Feb 8, 2012 6:51 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
is that bob diaco's dad?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
That Joke Passed the.....Tesla?
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Love Will Find A Way....find It's way back to you
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Feb 8, 2012 11:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
This week in "Your team may suck but at least they're not ole miss, yes, even you Memphis"
http://www.redcuprebellion.com/2012/2/7/2775284/sean-tuohy-for-athletics-director
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Watching KU at Baylor, not sure why.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 7:07 PM EST reply actions
Maybe cuz
Unc-Duke not on yet?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Feb 8, 2012 7:57 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
That's four teams I'm not rooting for tonight.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
We had this discussion the other day
Luke Harangody is really the only F/C that ND has had like that. Jack Cooley looks like ‘Gody, but he’s nowhere near as good. Prior to that, Notre Dame had more of the “stretch the floor” type centers like Troy Murphy and Luke Zeller.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Jugs Field General at Quarterback?
This sounds more like something Les Miles would want at QB.
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 8, 2012 7:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Miles is more of a Roomba guy.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 8, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hockey
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Oh CBS only you could manage to be so condescending toward the very market you're pursuing
Introducing the Baseball Boyfriend app
It’s a fantasy baseball app in which you draft one player per day because women are not capable of managing a full roster and wouldn’t be interested if players names didn’t have hearts next to them.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Mike Piazza finds CBS's ideas intruiguing and would like to subscribe to it's newsletter.
Also, would the football version of this be “Football Fuckbuddy?”
by Mango Stasi on Feb 8, 2012 7:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 5 recs
yeah but that's a real thing like "Lacrosstitutes"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 8, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i've heard it as laxtitutes
/played lacrosse way too long
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Coined the term
The Best Buy-cicle for a rather promiscuous coworker
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
/plays 'Helmethead'
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
They're called puck bunnies I believe.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I'm gonna use that one
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
my cousin who is from the detroit area but now lives in nyc calls a-rod her baseball boyfriend
it makes me incredibly upset
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
not Granderson?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
GRANDERSON IS MINE <3
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
nope. He's the Yankees'
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
heartbroken </3
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Disown her.
Everyone knows Curtis Granderson is the only acceptable Yankee.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
the ONLY one
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
I won't say this very often
but go cuse
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
You should probably shower now.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Crisitunity!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 7:49 PM EST reply actions
Baylor's court has a 2005 National Champions logo on the court.
Pretty sure that was UNC
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Women?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
so?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Yais?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Women's Champs
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Baylor Womens' Squeaky-Fouls

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
He needs to work on his muscle definition.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Feb 8, 2012 7:59 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Think before you speak young man...

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
GAH
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Tell me her last name is Tebow....
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Feb 8, 2012 11:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Watson
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Bleh.
Still bleh, always bleh.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 8, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Lets try again

Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now HE'S ripped
But why is he wearing a cheerleader outfit?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Feb 8, 2012 8:04 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
See you in April, Dude

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Lil' Wayne's attention:
she has it.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I must say
I would have given someone pretty good odds to take a bet that one day a well known rapper would proudly rock the jersey of a ND womens basketball player.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
But, if you were to place that bet, the smart money would have been on Weezy
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
With that and his Packer fandom
He and I would be the fastest of friends
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
I would have gone with someone from Chicago first
more likely to have affiliation with the school than someone from New Orleans.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I would have gone with Biz Markie
Since he made middle school me so happy by having a ND shirt on in the “Just a Friend” video.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Weezy has claimed his sexual preferences are "ambiguous"
Women’s basketball players are a touch more masculine than most rappers would let themselves be seen with. This is the culture that brought the phrase “no homo” into the vernacular after all.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Let's not forget that Weezy is completely batshit insane.
So I’d take anything he says with a metric ton of salt.
He wants to be rap's version of David Bowie
He’s well on his way
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
all the syzurp
ALL.THE.SYZURP.
In all honesty it’s him or kanye for that crown
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
I could see kanye, lupe, common, hell even Kid Cudi
doing that well before weezy
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Point of order:
this house, ostensibly devoted to college football, is currently debating the question “which rapper is/was most likely to wear a lady irish basketball jersey”.
Carry on.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I can talk rap all day if you want
the offseason is a dark time
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
See Quinn, Brady
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 8, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He performed at Columbia's year-end concert last year.
At which point two of my co-workers pointed out that they had seen him at different Ivy League schools as well. I recall seeing him performing at Northwestern wearing a Wildcats basketball jersey.
Snoop loves the nerds.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I remember hearing that Kid Cudi came to our concert-thing/whatever not too long ago
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
lolapalooza?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Went to Cudi last year at the Dome
Better than I expected
Oh, and then he performed at fucking CORTLAND the next night. This is also just mere months after performing at Cornell. He must love CNY for some reason
Twitter: RyanMcD29
who knows, they have a decent music scene
especially if you stop in conneticut
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
I believe he opened up at cornell with dylan owen
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
OK, that makes four. He's up to half the league now.
Because I had heard Penn and Brown.
Dartmouth, step your shit up.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
and with the casinos out there...
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
and at Bates, IIRC
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
He just did a show in South Bend and was wearing a ND jersey.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Following a thread here is like taking a Wikipedia random-walk.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
You do know that they are two NCAA basketball champions in D1 each year, right?
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
had no idea,
basketball isnt played in the state of nebraska
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Was it eliminated the same time they eliminated the Nebraska House of Representatives?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 8, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Unicameral Trolling is noted
and Rec’d
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
And, Like the Nebraska House of Representatives
Nebrasketball, has never really Existed.
/PurdueofLegislatures
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
That's a rec for you
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 8, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
We'll soon find out how true that is.

by Attie Hat on Feb 8, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It'd suck to lose to a nonexistent team.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
come on. this is the script.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
And ESPN will continue to
Blow UNC out
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Which will force them
to reduce their coverage of the NHL from 2.7% to 1.6%.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
truly a fine clemsoning from the bouncyhoops world
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Lose to Boston College in Basketball?
Why, that’s impossible. Surely no team would lose to them
/fear the thumb
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
that dancer dude should sue for damages
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57372861-71/bbc-confronts-facebook-troll/
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
sleepy hive
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
i just woke up from a nap
that was probably a bad idea
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
I'm fighting so hard to stay awake
Made teriyaki steak for dinner, ran this morning, got some wine, and i just want to go to sleep by like…9. I DONT LIKE THIS. WHERE IS MY TERRIBLE AND IMPULSIVE DECISION MAKING?
by emc503 on Feb 8, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You used it all up when you applied to Law School.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 8, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
SOON.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
to be honest, if i didn't have a meeting at 8:30, i would've tried to just pass out for real by 10.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
I'd regularly stay up until 3 in college
Wake up for a 10 or 11 am class, come home by 3 or 4 and take a two hour nap.
I still get my afternoon/evening nap in most days.
It’s only 30-40 minutes, usually, but hey, not bad for a working stiff.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I don't understand people who can sleep for such a short time.
aliens? magnets?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like if I do that, I'd wake up more tired than when I started.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I have that problem in the morning.
If I wake up a half an hour before my alarm, I’ll just get up, knowing that if I go back to sleep, I’ll wake up even more tired than before.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 8, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Yup.
Nothing pisses me off (so to speak) as waking up to piss, looking at the clock, and realizing that the alarm is going to go off in 25 minutes…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
linda sorta happened to me this morning
only, I had two separate dreams about giving someone a glass of water, only to wake up and realize my mouth was bone dry. Was barely back asleep before waking to my alarm.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
kinda, even.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a very lucky person- head hits the pillow, and I'm out.
So this never really bothers me
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I've been known to fall asleep midsentence
Having a kid gives you the ability to both fall asleep and wake up at the drop of hat
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Yup-
the “wake up” part is not yet in my repertoire- I sleep like the dead(slept through more than one fire alarm in college), but my internal clock is very good- I almost always wake up about a minute before my alarm goes off.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I've slept through an entire team of high schoolers screaming my name.
And an earthquake. And slept standing on a moving el train. NAP GAME UNLIMITED.
I've come close to sleeping through a couple of serious thunderstorms.
Woke up to one of them only when the heavy table on our patio got flipped over.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Also, sleeping in a tent at my uncle's old place near Duluth one time
We were reasonably close to a railroad track. A train came by sometime during the night. My parents said the ground was shaking and it sounded like the train was running straight through the tent. I didn’t even notice.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
i fell asleep at a mets game, once
for some reason that entire vacation i just kept on falling asleep every day at 1:30. it’s easier for me to fall asleep in the middle of the day than at night
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
anyone can fall asleep at a mets game.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Well, Mets
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i've seen a few good mets games
that one does not stand out to me
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Me too....
Mrs MtnEer is so jelly of how I can do it.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
My mom and brother are like you-
my dad and I are similar, and we always joke that we can do that because “our consciences are clear”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I can fall asleep at the drop of a hat
Seriously, all I have to do is relax and close my eyes and I’m gone within a minute. The problem for me is that sometimes I get too relaxed while driving. I’ve had to stop listening to music on long drives and instead listen to downloads of my favorite talk radio show out of B-ham (Rick and Bubba, NOT Finebaum) in order to keep my mind engaged so I don’t fall asleep while driving.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 8, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Ditto-
my trick was to grab the largest bill in my wallet, fold it up, and hold it out the window. Won’t fall asleep when your money might blow away
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I always try to squeeze out those last 20 or so minutes
I’ve found that I have my most vivid dreams in that 30 minutes to an hour between waking up once and waking up again
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
i find dreams so fascinating
i agree with this too
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Part of it is that they are just easier to remember
But I’ve always had my most detailed dreams in that period
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
I was tripping balls last night
I kept waking up in mid dream and passing back out, so I had no idea what was going on.
i HATE when you have wake up suddenly from a dream really concerned/upset and have no idea why
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Add in unneeded anxiety about checking to see if you got a specific email
And it’’s no fun. (Sorry for repetition, I’m on edge. Not sure why, I’ve been pretty chill throughout the whole process)
Because now it's all out of your control-
been there, bud. You’ll get through it!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Thanks
I think I’ve just finally picked the two schools that i really want to get into from here on out, and especially with Mich, they update really early in the morning and you check the status, and see if you got in. It updates every day. And with no set timetable. So….stress.
no need to apologize, haha. i would be the same way, waiting sucks!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
i have a weird repeated theme as of lately. makes me wonder what it means
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno mine are bizarre absurdist fantasies
but boy is it fun to try to piece it together
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I had a recurring nightmare once
it got to the point that I could recognize it as recurring. Once I did, I was able to will myself awake. Then, I started to wonder, if I can do this in my sleep, what else can I do? So I started fucking with the characters in my dream. Ever punch a ghost in the face?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Stop before you get in too deep
Next thing you’ll be having “effective” dreams, and then where will we be?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Love that book
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
It's fantastic
Too bad the original 1980 PBS version is lost to time. They really screwed the pooch on that; and it was as great as the book.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
It's really weird when you piss off your wife in her dream
And then she’s pissed at you and she knows she’s got no good reason to be.
Well, not a real one she’s discovered yet or remembered.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 8, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
those can be fun
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
I have a really weird pattern.
Sleep 5 hours, I’ll be fine in the morning (though if I do that more than three or four days running I eventually feel it). Sleep 8 hours, no problem. Sleep 6.5? Blergh.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I can do it if I just woke up
or on car rides, other than that I need a few hours
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
It's better for you-
if you sleep more than 45 minutes, you need to sleep at least 3 hours or it screws up your sleep cycle.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm sure it is, but also, fuck that.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
didn't even have time for exercise today.
Been away from home since 9 or so, locked up in various classrooms and the library basement. Tempted to go buy some chips and fall asleep while watching community online.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
curse you, library!
I’ve had just about enough of you. so fucking sleepy.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 7:59 PM EST reply actions
Curse you, Bible study
So damn hungry
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Feb 8, 2012 8:01 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
dude I've been studying the Bible too
Enough so that I want to yell, “THECLAAAAAAAAAAA!”
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Still at the office and have had very little time-wasting opportunities
but am thrilled to see, upon my perusal of EDSBS articles, that there is a feature on a tightend named Butt (hehe) and a meat snake as well as total nerd humor on this thread.
Outstanding as always. Carry on.
so I'm not the only one who's been having connection errors?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
It's been happening to everyone, all day long.
So I’ve only been checking in periodically.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 8, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
damn you server hamsters
who let them into the bourbon
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
wait....there's bourbon?
/frantically starts opening cabinets
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 8, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
I am certain that there is some somewhere
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
/batteries are dead
WHO HAS FOURTEEN AAA BATTERIES?
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 8, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
/all commenters with small children raise hands
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 8, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/starts sniffing
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
WHY U NO BEAT GEORGETOWN
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I just woke up
No clue
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Just got invited to a fundraiser in Manhattan
The invite says $80 open bar. Do you have any idea how drunk I could get here in Wisconsin for 80 buck?
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Wholesale or retail prices?
/realizes it doesn’t matter if taste is not involved.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, you could get dead anywhere for 80 bucks.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Mixed drinks in Manhattan are usually around 9 dollars for mid-level
So 80 bucks isn’t outrageous for an open bar. But that same mid-level drink would cost 3.50 here.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Yeah those prices were about standard for Bawhston
Highway robbery
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
2.50 for bud light in some bars around here
Nebraska the pack in binge drinking for a reason!!
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Certainly at home there are places at which $2 beers are not unheard of
Also, Massachusetts forbids drink specials or happy hours
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
you have to buy all booze in New Hampshire
through state run liquor stores,
glad it was only 20 miles across new hampshire
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Benezette, Pennsylvania
$0.50 mugs of beer.
Stopped in there, off the beating track, when killing a weekend on a business trip that found me traveling back and forth across the state. $5 worth of those was just the begining to a rather interesting night.
$80 for a fundraising event doesn't seem that far out of whack, honestly
cheap, actually
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Better than the $250 plate fundraisers for generally spider events
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
most of the charity stuff I get invites for hover around there too
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
This is to raise money for the pet charity of the guy that owns the restaurant
I assume all of the money on the ticket is going right to the charity. Dude is multi-millionaire.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Backer Long Islands holding steady @ 4.00
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Well, you own a bar, so probably drunker than most here...
but I know how drunk I could get in Wisconsin or Ohio for 80 bucks.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
that's like, six 30 racks.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
How much is popov?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
See above
Not long ago I also saw a pretty old man pick up a handle of the local paint thinner and thought “Well damn, I didn’t think anyone over 21 drank that, let alone over 60”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
I believe that is also about four handles of rotgut vodka
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
seriously, popov is like $13 for a handle right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
We drank bartons, it was 9.99 a handle
was great for getting you drunk and un-gelling the lines of a diesel engine in the winter
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Taaka is 8 bucks
I’m pretty sure it’s just repurposed rubbing alcohol
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I still have PTSD from my last TAAKAing
Also, you formatted it wrong. TAAKA must always be capitalized.
Sposed to be SEC
I blame your folk for foisting that upon the world
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
if things were really dire
we resorted to Country Club Vodka. Pretty sure the bottle cost more than the alcohol
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
oh god, the memories
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
was so hungover at work from bartons one day
i was accused of “not being the person that they hired”
/puked in employee sink
/quit a week later
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
I recall that .5 L bottles of vodka in Russia once cost something like $2
The next time I went, the govt made them double their prices to an exorbitant $4
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
good god man
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Ha! You jest now
But when the end of the world is nigh, cheap liquor will command a premium, and Kentucky will live like a king immediately before the apocalypse
Sposed to be SEC
That would actually straight up kill you
My impression is that all the bottom-shelf brands come from the same ADM tank of corn ethanol and cut with water.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Uncut is vodka
Cut with tires is gin
Cut with corn syrup is rum
Cut with brown is bourbon
Sposed to be SEC
Rum I think legally has to be made from cane, but that's not much of a step up
And bourbon is pretty demanding in its production requirements (not that I need to tell you that)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Dickel doesn't belong in the same building as "demanding in its production requirements" let alone the same sentence
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I'm not sure how well those standards are enforced
For example, to be able to call it “straight,” it has to be uncolored and unflavored. But anyone who takes a swig of Ten High can distinctly detect notes of the souls of child bullies.
Sposed to be SEC
and brussel sprouts
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Right, "straight"
Anything else I believe can be up to 80% spirits (i.e. Old Thompson, other bottom shelfers)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Not in BAWHSTON
The general rule is at least $4 to $5 above the average for anything
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Prices have gone up, then.
We used to get them for 8.99 a rack, and MaryAnn would always through in a free one for us
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
MaryAnn never throws me a deal like that
but then, I don’t buy it by the gallon. it’s like 11/rack, now.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Wat
By rack, do you mean 30 cans?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
yessir
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
30 cans of beer for 11 dollars?
Are you a wizard?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
I never said "beer"
beer-like substance, maybe.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
this has been floating around omaha in recent times

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
that's exactly what I'm referring to
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
/minhaslight.jpg
/mountaincrest.jpg
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
I thought Minhas was the contractor for Trader Joe beers
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
dunno
buddy of mine showed up with a 30 of minhas to a party. had no clue what it was
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Dude went to Kwik Shop.
Dude is not a good friend.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 8, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Brewed in La Crosse, WI
America’s finest most shameless purveyors of cheap ass beer
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
That's like 4 people having a six pack and tipping like adults, but I guess for some that's "proper hammered"
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
it's gotta be more than a dollar a drink, right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
For 80 bucks I can get around 120 beers
But if you mean in a bar, that’s probably 2 people’s tabs, depending on the drinks.
Well yes, since the event is in a bar, the only far comparison is to somewhere else with a similar level of service
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
the worst part of those things is that people always forget cash
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
depends on the autograt policy of the catering company
some places you get a huge percentage
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
There are high-end catering companies that don't hire "servers"
They hire models, literally, in their contract they are called models, so they can legally fire them for being too heavy.
The business of throwing rich people parties is shady as hell.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I never trust a skinny person to serve me food.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 8, 2012 8:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
this man gets it
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
I'm thinking, if the next Kate Upton is carrying the tray, you won't be worried about the food
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
But you might.
Kate is a Michigan fan, after all.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Fair enough.
I mean seriously, Mark Sanchez? That violates the sacred commandment of “USC: NOT EVEN ONCE.”
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Nice to see Sanchez moving into the 'not underage'
and ‘not of questionable legality’ brackets
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
He may have moved back into them.
I don’t read Page Six enough to be sure.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
he's pretty damn cute though...
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
i mean, questionable dating choices
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
A Michigan fan who doesn't hate ND and finds USC QBs attractive
You are clearly some kind of witch.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
yep. also though my mom likes ND. and she is where i get my michigan fandom from, so...
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
rebellion?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
no i mean she is a michigan fan who actually likes notre dame too
idk I’M CLEARLY CONFUSED
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
We thought you was a toad!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
/doubletake
A newt?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
He got better
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
very small rocks?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck all this fucking work shit
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 8, 2012 8:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
so say we all!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Amen brother.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 8, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus
My friends always told me i look like Jon Sciambi with a beard, and i never saw it until tonight.
/doppleganger
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:09 PM EST reply actions
my doppelgänger is kinda spidery
and by kinda, i mean fully.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Go ahead and say it.
There’s nothing spidery about physical resemblances. Unless you’re saying POLITICAN X looks like a murderer/FAS case/burn victim etc.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
31 year old knut hamsun.
nobel-prize winning nazi author.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Whoa.
That’s kinda rough. On the bright side, 31 year old knut hamsun is not a well-known celebrity. Unlike my professor, who is a doppelganger for Zach Galafinakis.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
did he go to NC State?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
You look like this?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 8, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
I knew it
Daniel Radcliffe IS a zombie!
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 8, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Nazi Zombies were already covered in "Blood Sno"
please try again later.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
that's the one.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Then I'm not saying, I'm just saying.


A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
The resemblance was more dramatic four years ago.
Age has been kinder to Mitt than to Coach [REDACTED].
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
mitt isnt barefoot Ski-ing either
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Is Georgetown a book?
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 8, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
I mean it's not really a surprise, it just looks crazy to see their nests like that
And apologies for linking to deadspin.
Sposed to be SEC
Wow
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 8, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
all right folks
I’m going to walk home through the snow, and on my way buy some potato product—preferably chips—and then I’ll see you on the other side.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions
Oh, look at you and your snow.
It sort of snowed today here. But it was too light and too warm outside for anything to stick, so it was just kind of mist.
I await the inevitable March snowstorm after a nearly snowless winter.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It snowed overnight and stuck
Naturally, I instinctively grabbed the 12 gauge while the black lab barked
Sposed to be SEC
lousy Smarch Weather

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Do not touch Willie.
Good advice.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Feb 8, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
we have no snow in chicago atm
it is the most surreal thing
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
that weirds me out more
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit.
What a bizarre winter. (Actually been relatively normal here, maybe a little wetter than normal but that’s all to the good given last summer.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Ian Eagle and Jim Spanarkel announcing Pistons-Nets on YES.
If I close my eyes, I can think it’s a random mid-afternoon first round NCAA tournament game.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Kansas treating Baylor like a rented mule.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions
Much better than when Texas A&M treats someone like a rented mule
by Mango Stasi on Feb 8, 2012 8:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 6 recs
they only treat them like that for half the time they are rented
the mule comes out a winner in the long run
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Magnets.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
/UConn gets caught cheating for the threeve'd time
//UConn allowed to sanction itself and not miss tourny
///Mid-Major gets caught cheating
////the NCAA HAMMER!
Punting is winning.
Whenever a ESPN 100 recruit has both UConn and Kentucky as 2 of his top 5 choices
You know there is a bidding war going on
Punting is winning.
"And it's down to Connecticut, Kentucky, and Central Florida!"
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 8, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I remember there was a 5 star 7-footer from North Carolina
That decided to go to Marshall out of fucking nowhere…
Punting is winning.
mugsy bogues?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 8, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
he was just straight fucking with us
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
His name was Hassan Whiteside from Gastonia, NC
And he was considering Kentucky, NCSU, UNC, Wake, Charlotte..and decided to go to Marshall. Not suspicious at all
Punting is winning.
Huntington is lovely in the winter.
And Marshall has a proud basketball tradition.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 8, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
still marshall over all of those local and damn good schools? with how shady basketball recruting is?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
I guess
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
I'm guessing grades were an issue.
Hassan Whiteside?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Houston Nutt says this is why you sign threeve other recruits
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Side note for you.
Jeremy Lin mania in New York is real and spectacular.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Are we talking Rutgers-level of mania?
That would be impressive
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
UCONN bribes recruit with NUTMEGS!
it’s not very effective
KENTUCKY bribes recruit with

it’s super effective!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/UConn makes tourney run
//Media continues slurping of Calhoun without mentioning he is suspended for games in next season
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Is there another school that has such a dramatic drop-off between football and basketball
And not the other way around, so don’t say Duke
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
KU inversely.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
He'll destroy basketball too?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Even in the same conference, you've got Penn State.
Iowa during the Lickliter years could contend there too.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Apparently not.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
define play.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
MGoBrian misled me by saying this game was at 9.
WHO HATES NEBRASKA?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Nebraskans?
/think of how many you see living in other states.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
NEBRASKA IS NOT AS BAD AS IOWA BUT IT'S CLOSE
by Mango Stasi on Feb 8, 2012 8:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
In basketball, they're probably worse.
Although Iowa had an abomination of a non-conference run.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Well standings-wise yes
but we did beat them back in January. Nothing would fill my heart with glee more than giving the hogeyes the broom treatment later this month.
Michigan-Nebraska has been stuck at 9-2 for about five minutes now.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
This game isn't B1G-tastic.
It’s just horrible. They’re moving fast enough, but no one is making a shot, and most of the shot selections are terrible.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Baylor's game plan of scoring 12 points in the first 14 minutes of the 2nd half then start shooting 3's doesn't look like it is going to work.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen, we have high comedy in progress on the Twitter waves.
Aunt Stabby apparently hit a nerve with her dig at the Big East over the Memphis addition.
A. We have a new leader in the clubhouse for fanbase with totally unexpected thin-skin’dness.
B. They obviously have not read Spencer’s take on it here.
C. Unrelated, but must mention: Musberger and Knight has to be the weirdest broadcast pairing ever.
Judging from Holly's Twitter stream
Some Memphis fans need to fill out that butthurt form.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 8, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions
Die sprechen sie Deutsch in Germantown?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
"You can go ahead and shit the fuck up."
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Can we conclude that she used the secret 'activate the morons' phrase?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Memphis fans are surprisingly SEC-like.
I remember (way back when KJ was writing on a WordPress blog instead of SBN) an offhand comment on Memphis drawing a huge swarm of crazies.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The crazies without the numbers or traditions?
So they’re everything bad about SEC fans with none of the good?
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 8, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
To be fair, this was regarding basketball.
So they did have the good (apart from, you know, getting it all vacated).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Yes.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
I imagine all that meth has to have some effect.
Though I understand that prolonged and persistent exposure builds up tolerances.
What'd she tweet that caused the dust-up?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 8, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Article on SI.
About how it’s a completely useless addition for football, for a conference that really needs help there (not in basketball).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Her SI column
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Aha
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 8, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
like this comment from Holly
That argument might work if Memphis were going to the SEC, like RC Johnson proposed in October. Which would actually terrify me, because they could’ve totally taken the Vawls in football this year.
I’m not sure what the fuss is about. I laughed as I read the article.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Memphis fans have no sense of humor, it would seem.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
There are a very large amount of people that don't understand articles meant to be funny
How those people find Holly’s work is beyond me.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
How they can comprehend it well enough to get angry surprises me
The inability to distinction your from you’re, there from their/they’re, etc., would seem to preclude understanding words and concepts like “Manifest Destiny” and “asunder.” Apparently it doesn’t.
Sposed to be SEC
You're assuming they understand those words
That’s probably a mistake
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
and theres the rage
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Currently at the Petrilli Residency: Loud, angry man is sacrificing puppies to the basketball gods
Punting is winning.
At fortress saxattack:
/dons mock turtleneck + sport coat
//strokes persian cat
///douses couch in flame-retardant
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 8, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/gunpowder snorted by 8-Ball
//Mountaineers score another TD
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Fantastic final possession by the Cuse.
Any time you can run the “dribble the clock down, then heave an ugly 3” play at the end, you have to do it.
/takes notes
THATS WHAT THAT BIG ARC MEANS!
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 8, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Not to mention a beautiful behind the back pass that was trying way too hard to get on Sportscenter Top 10
By beautiful I mean putrid.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
post link to youtube for 'sweet caroline'
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure I care enough to watch any other games tonight, so good night folks.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions
Dickie V is going to come to your house and kill you for not watching
DUKE AND NORTH CAROLINA BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Now that I know he has intent, I can defend my property.
Y’all will thank me later.
/drinks accepted.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
tittle (teehee!)

To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
SO MUCH SNUD.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
That Rutgers does not own New York City, and by extension the world
Makes this map invalid
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Purdue and Indiana having the same size segment as ND
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"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Not a whole lot of thought was put into this
ND should have most of Northern Illinois. Penn State should have most New York. Just to name a few
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
is this new?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
/makes joke about level of thinking/education in SEC
Yes.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The Climpsun one is remarkably well done
I think Auburn occupies too much of Alabama and should probably get a cut of west Georgia.
Sposed to be SEC
Boston isn't even the stonghold of the Boston College Empire
No one in the Northeast outside of Penn State and Syracuse gives a shit about college football.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Remember when Connecticut's football team went to the Fiesta Bowl?
Did anyone bother to make the trip?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
BC sorta does in odd years when they have a killer QB...
Laetly it was Matt Ryan, before that you have to go all the way back to Doug Flutie.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
They don't care about the football team
They care about saying the root for a winner. Those are two very different things.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
There is only one team that it is acceptable for a New Englander to admit caring about
while they’re mired in actual mediocrity or worse, and that’s DA SAWX TAHWMEE DA SAWX.
Everyone else, even the Celtics, gets thrown under the bus.
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I remember the 93 game
crushing loss for #1 ND late season. Left footed kicker slung a hook FG in at/near the final whistle.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 8, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
I just remember watching it
sort of a crazy kick
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 8, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
I got some bottles and gasoline
nd rage time?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
he's a minor, he's cleared
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
wooooo!
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
WE LOVE OUAH CAWHLEGE FOOTBAWHL TEAHMS
/watches SAWX till Sept/Oct
//watches Pats during which and immediately after
///watches Bruins on Saturday nights instead of Bawhston Cahwlege
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
I think your quote about the hypothetical Super Bowl Saturday proves stempke's point splendidly.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
This is why this region must pillage, burned, and salted.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 8, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
And why Midwesterners disagree when you call us "Yankees"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
PAWWLL THEMS ALL DAMNYANKEES TO ME
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
I thought I was a damnyankee because I stayed...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's a smart yankee.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Just give me a couple of days' notice so that I can get back to Big Ten country safely.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
If you really want us to become a football juggernaut and fuck your shit
We’ll gladly do so.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
/breaths
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't referring to Syracuse football
Just the NE actually giving a shit about prep football.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Since when is Penn State popular in New York?
Unless you’re saying upstate should be colored in for NYC, in which case newsflash: people do live up there
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Clearly inaccurate.
The Notre Dame logo is supposed to be superimposed over the New York City MTA map.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I guess those two little dots in texas
would be SMU and Rice?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
I also love that Appalachian State, Georgia Southern, SNUD, Montana, and Duke all get mid-major love.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Appalachian State should probably be replaced with a backpacker having a joint and a microbrew with his vegan supper
Asheville gonna Asheville
Sposed to be SEC
but it's hot hot hot!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, if you had any idea....
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Love seeing that GS down there in southeast Georgia.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 8, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Bermuda Rum Swizzle looks like an interesting drink.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions
Damnit
With all the Mempis folks blowing up Holly’s twitter feed and her redirecting them here, I thought we’d get at least 1 butthurt Memphis fan to play with tonight.
Registration must be too difficult.
Sposed to be SEC
Implementing NDNation rules really cut down on the trolls
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
ndnation rules?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Cooling off period before commenting.
Think it is 1 to 3 days after registering before you can comment.
NDnation is a year or so for the ‘gipper’ board (or whatever it is called)
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, NDNation has a long period before getting to the "big leagues"
Also, you can’t register with a free email domain (i.e. Gmail, Yahoo, etc)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
You mad, UBS?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
@lazard.com is for the poors, obviously
That said, I thought NDNation hated money men and other white wine drinkers
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
this rule makes a lot of sense
let people think through their rage
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Feeding trolls is sometimes fun.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a little late to the party,
but just saw you were looking for Dallas-dwelling-types the other day. Did you still need help?
I'm temporarily in DFW and looking for things to do.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Ah
I suggest alcohol. What’re you into? Just looking for bars, music venues, sports?
And judging by a Chic-Fil-A-and-In-and-Out-in-one-day post, I’d guess you’re either in/near Addison, or else the SMU / Highland Park area?
feel free to email me.
/trying to leave here for the night.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Each SBNation site is different
There was no waiting period here when I signed up, but that was a long time ago
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I'm like 5 months away from Rock's House.
/twiddles thumbs
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 8, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Georgetown: if you guard shooters, the probability that they make their shots decreases
Sposed to be SEC
Georgetown made an OOPSIE
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 8, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions
/considers life after graduation
//loads gun
///dims lights
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions
The Georgetown-Syracuse Rivalry is Officially Closed

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
You're the #1 #2 team in the country!
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 8, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
shit, I didn't know Blackmon got a DUI once
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions
STOP THE PRESSES
Mike Brey is not wearing a mock turtleneck
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Sticking with look from @UConn
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Simple black shirt with either a white or very light colored shirt
Looks like a used car salesman. He also appears to have lost half his hair from the last game I watched.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
You think that's bad?
I once saw Snelly… without suspenders. It… it shocked me.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 8, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Up by 7 at the half without a single point from Hardaway or Morgan.
I guess that could have gone worse.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
At least you guys aren't 0 for a bazillion on 3's
Yeah this game will be ugly. At least we need to hope so if Nebraska wants a legit shot at winning.
Alex, what is Bama football during the 2011 regular season?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sartorial tip of the day
Do not match a beige suit with a slightly different beige shirt.
Dick Vitale, I’m looking at you.
Sposed to be SEC
Imma leave this here

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 8, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
YAIS
And ditto!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
A lot of Michigan fans said the same thing at the time.
Which is why it pisses me off to no end how many people from Michigan became “Patriots fans because of Brady”.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I don't know if you heard the rumor that was going around then-
but the story was that Steinbrenner(who coached under Woody and was a big TBDBITL booster) paid Henson all that money to get him to leave Michigan, to give OSU a better shot at winning The Game
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'd be willing to bet that that's more than just a rumor
If anybody while that kind of “fuck you money” would do something like that it’d be The Boss
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Oh, I was kind of hoping it was true.
That is the reason Columbus was the Yankees’ AAA team for so many years, at least.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
not showing up for me, wah
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
As a college football loving website currently discussing hoopshoops,
anyone here a redskins apologist?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions
the DC skins
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
seconded
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Thirded
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 8, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Your boys dominated the 2nd half.
That was just ugly play by Baylor.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Sadly, I did not catch the game
But I did note the final score
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
KU was up by a couple at the half.
Then proceeded to shut Baylor down for the first part of the 2nd half as they built a 20 point lead. I think Baylor had 12 points or so in the first 14 minutes of the 2nd half to KU’s 30ish.
For KU fans it was beautiful, for Baylor fans is was a mud fence game.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, delightful
Now we just need our vengeance against Missouri
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
SNYDER IS A WONDERFUL OWNER OF THE REDSKINS AND SHOULD REMAIN FOREVER
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 8, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
You use that word, "apologist."
I do not think it means what you think it means.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
You! I have a GIMP request if you're up to it...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yeee-eees?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Kirk Douglas was in a movie called The Vikings...
There’s a great shot of him standing on the prow of a longship with his arm raised. Holgorsen’s face would look really good on him. I’ll see if I can find the photo again.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Here, this one....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Not seeing anything
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Here's the link RAW
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Tells me I don't have permission to view that link
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I pulled the photo from Google image
I don’t understand why you don’t see it.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Here's what I got
Referral Denied
You don’t have permission to access “http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjI2NjIwMTYyMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjMwNDc3NA@@.V1.SX640_SY809_.jpg” on this server.
Reference #24.4f971160.1328758628.4768659a
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
/falls in face-first through door
Yaaaaaaay bouncyhoops!
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions
That reminds me:
I’ve got a line on the people who make the ’That Sh!t Brey" shirts. Anyone want one?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
only if you can change it to "bray" in stars, plz.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Me, me, me
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
send email to the place in the profile
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Done, Thanks.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Superstitious Brey is superstitious.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
19-12!
Not just for the Titanic anymore.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Notre Dame is Mike Breying the shit out of WVU right now
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
What channel?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Gracias ... probably should not watch this.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Probably neither should I
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Y'all need to win this.
Protect the Big XII home court advantage stat.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Verrah nice
Now that @sbnation has added @BarkingCarnival, are the Missouri and Texas A&M blogs going to leave in a huff?
Free at last!
I'm not totally sold on Barking Carnival
but Scipio Tex is funny as hell.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 8, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
It will be interesting to see what happens with bringing Recruitocosm into the fold
as they supplied a lot of the recruiting content for BC, but their main contributors went to Inside Texas (if I understood the whole thing correctly, which is no guarantee).
Free at last!
they aint bad, good addition
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
I'm stoked
Most of those guys were the best posters at hornfans. They bailed and the reasons to stay at HF nosedived.
Miss SpiderAg, though.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 8, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Don't forget UN-L and CU's as well.
I don’t think anyone would notice if aTm left.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know of anyone that visits that blog.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Fairly certain Beergut spends more time pathetically trolling BON than on his own blog.
Free at last!
...and shouldn't the school be suing him for trademark violation?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 8, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Off to the gym.
Please do not lose to Nebraska in my absence.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
misogynistic video title notwithstanding,
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions
OK. Duke and UNC fans, if you want to know why everyone gets tired of the media slobbing on your knob, it's shit like this game
Tyler Zeller caught a pass, turned to shoot an unguarded layup, and had it goaltended before it had a chance to go in. That’s it. ESPN showed it on slow-mo replay twice, with Bilas and Vitale praising Zeller’s outstanding skill throughout.
Sposed to be SEC
23-16 with 40 seconds remaining in the half
Exxxxcccceelllleent
/tents fingers
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Mich-Nebraska see that and raise.
Halftime score was 22-15.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
that is seriously awful
now 32-17. jesus, nebraska.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
No take backs.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
"You are dead to me. Dead." -TB, purveyor of BOTC in regards to one of my comments.
by Anon_the_younger on Feb 8, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
First basket in MSU-PSU didn't occur until almost five minutes in (MSU had two FTs before that).
PSU didn’t score until almost eight minutes in.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
BEE. WON. GEE.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
See, here's the thing
We’re actually trying to keep the score down. From what I’ve seen of that game, they’re actually trying to score and just can’t
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
26-16 @ the half
/Mike Brey sleeper hold ENGAGED
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
This is a horrendously played game
There’s less defense in this game than there is caloric restraint in a Mangino dinner.
Sposed to be SEC
Huggy Bear might want to watch it
I’m pretty sure Kelly has that facial color copyrighted
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Bro, Huggs has been turning that color way longer than Kelly....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Yes, but you see Kelly is the CEO of a multinational corporation and therefore has better lawyers than Huggy
Although Bob is much better at hiding from the Revenuers that Shanty Boy
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
No, Huggs the Yeller

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/walks in
//shift-A
///pants off
Good God, Nebraska. You suck at bouncyhoop.
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Hey, dude!
Haven’t seen you in a couple days- life going OK?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Been busy getting ready for the anime con I'm running this Saturday.
Still job hunting. I am getting some solid money back from t he government though. That’ll be nice.
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Vurrah nice!
Glad things are going… you still working the plant job?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Nope. That ended.
Not that upset about it. It was filled with people who reminded me of Miami fans.
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Ahhh, gotcha.
And Miami(FL) fans suck
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
at the mlb?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Yep. You've seen the flyers I take it?
Yay, it’s effective!
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quartersheets on the north campus diag, very effective!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Excellent!
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I got to see game three of that series
goodtimes
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Game One here
2nd loudest building I’ve ever been in.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Quite the losing streak you people have going.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
/blood temperature rises
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Do you have like a bat signal or something?
One mention of the Blackhawks and you appear out of the ether to mock them
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
let us have one, just one, good team
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
BOO FUCKING HOO
/not bitter at all
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
hahahaha
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck ALL the Chicago teams.
/except the Bears, because who could really give a fuck
//Hakeem would have wrecked the Bulls’ shit in 94-95.
Free at last!
I listen to The Cure a lot in the fall.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
it is a depressing experience
/fuck the McCaskey’s
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
/Virginia McCaskey continues to block cheerleaders
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
the family runs the team like an insurance annuitity
we could be so much better as a team
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Interestingly
the offense is about as exciting as an insurance annuity, too.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
the defense is aging before our eyes too
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
And Urlacher is coming off a rather awful knee injury.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
we get two good years out of him tops
then unless major changes are made this defense will be a goddamned graveyard by 2015
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
/New GM invests in Irish Bonds
//2012 Floyd Bond
///2013 Te’o Bond
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
this could work
I wouldn’t like it but it could work
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
having a new GM might improve things
for a crushing blow to morale, I suggest comparing the Bears draft picks v Packers draft picks over the last 15 years or so. And consider that the Packers were often drafting from a worse position.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/Browns fans instinctively curl back into fetal position
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
they ever got out of it?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Sometimes you need to stretch out to get the full wailing cry
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
ah I gotcha
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
believe me I know
you cheese headed bastards
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
There were people who said the Packers should draft Grossman and groom him to take over for Favre
Thank God the Bears took him before that became a possiblity
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
you dodged a bullet there
and we took one right in the left nut
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
you, me
pistols at dawn
except about the sox, fuck them
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
I have never defended my fair city on this charge
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Look on the bright side.
It’s almost baseball season!
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
it's just been a bad century
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I dunno.
I think it’s been a pretty good lustrum.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
grumble grumble
serenity now serenity now serenity now
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
in bar full of Vancouverites
all the twitching
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Your federal government thanks you
for the interest-free loan of your money for the year.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
shit man,
I was #teamnopants in the library. In a study carrel with the windows blocked, but still.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Does Nebraska have gout?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Most definitely.
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Big. Time. Football.
@McMurphyCBS: If Big East can’t find replacement for WVU, Star-Ledger reports Syracuse & Rutgers could play each other twice.
Free at last!
Eh, worked for Alabama
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Feb 8, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
JUST LIKE THE NFC EAST BITCHES!!!!!!
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
With writers and everything!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
He was a three time Pulitzer winner,
before his knees pens gave out
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
This guy also won a Pulitzer.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 8, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
they're is a blatant example here
i just can’t seem to grasp it…
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
I wish Mango was here to post this right now, but hey, playing teams twice worked for Rutgers before
http://www.cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/div_ia/bigeast/rutgers/yearly_results.php?year=1869
/Winning the first ever college football game yet still losing the national championship PAWWWLLL
Twitter: RyanMcD29
PAWWWLL AH TOLD YOU A REMATCH NASHIONAL CHAMPEEONSHIP AINT UNPRECENDENTED
/Princeton makes hat sashes with “We Won The Game That Counted”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Thats all well and good
Because at this rate that’s who Rutgers is gonna be playing if WVU Cuse and Pitt are all gone for next season
Twitter: RyanMcD29
L'ville, Cincy, Conn, USF and C-USA
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
/Wants move to ACC to come ASAP now
Though hey, beating Rutgers twice next season would be lulzworthy. And a good excuse not to go down to Piscataway.
Twitter: RyanMcD29
McMurphy also reported the Big-12 was considering Louisville and BYU.
I’m all for hot browns, but, assuming they split north and south again, that would mean a Big-12 south consisting of Baylor, Oklahoma, Okie State, TCU, Tech, and Texas.
God help me.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 8, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Thanksgiving was my favorite holiday :(
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 8, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
I have some hope. We're can stop the run, and I don't think Texas can pass right now.
I also found comfort by convincing myself that Harsin will enter one of those “I not only need to win, I need to outsmart everyone in the process and look cool” phases that seem to affect offensive coordinators. This will clearly result in David Ash deep balls during critical moments of games.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 8, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'd agree if we had gotten DGB.
But as is, I think he’s bought into “run, run, run, and let Manny’s D win it.”
Free at last!
Yeah no
We’re leaving.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
How to ref a Duke-UNC game
1) Wait an see if shot goes in
2) In rare event that it does not, call foul on nearest player from non-shooting team
Sposed to be SEC
FTFY
Although Dick Vitale won’t shut the fuck up about Kentucky
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Wait, that's a bad thing?
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My god, quotation marks used to indicate a quote!
by Erik T on Feb 8, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Related: big Pet Peeve for unnecessary quotation marks
Our restaurant has “sandiwches,” “hush puppies,” and “sweet tea!”
Sposed to be SEC
THIS
Tea is not a sweet thing, when you add sugar, you change the name. It’s tea and sweet tea, dammit
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"Unsweetened", ok.
“Unsweet”? NEIN.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
.....

“Sweet tea” means, well, sweet tea. It’s its own beverage. You put the sugar in while the water is still boiling before you even steep the tea bags so it mixes well.
“Sweetened tea” is what happens when someone attempts to poison a Southerner with “iced tea.” He desperately adds the nearest sweetening agent, but it never really blends well.
Some Southerners say “Unsweet tea” because tea is expected to be sweet where they’re from. In some parts of the South, your options aren’t "sweet tea or iced tea (or just “tea”)," they’re “tea or unsweet tea.” Actually it’s usually just “tea or [confused, vaguely suspicious look].”
It’s not a linguistic/logical thing, it’s just a usage thing.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 8, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd for being 100% right.
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Feb 9, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
is there some romantic holiday approaching?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Also, be careful with pearl necklaces...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Good Lord, Buffalo. I don't know what Boston did to piss you off, other than being Boston but what you're doing to them is not very nice
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Blame it on
Tom Brady.
Scratch that – blame it on Milan Lucic.
by Cheeseandcorn on Feb 8, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
At the rate this is going, Michigan could quit scoring now
and Nebraska would still need three OTs to catch up.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Was at that game and it seemed we had life and actually cared in the 1st half.
2nd half and continuing on into this game? Not so much.
Tim Hardaway Jr. has no idea what you're talking about.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 8, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
/25 seconds left on shot clock
//shoots 3
///CLANK
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing like taking your time, eh?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
6 pts, 1 ast in 2 minutes.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 8, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
OK, my sympathy button has just been pushed.
I get that we want to warm up our 3-pt shooting, but this seems the wrong time to do it.
LOL NO
Never the wrong time to warm up 3-pt shooting.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 8, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
/nods
Also, we need to see Timmy hit one.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 8, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, please save a few of these for when That School Down South comes to Crisler.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
ohhh PLEASE
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
NEIN!
squeakyfouls, right?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Da.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Ahh- are the Bucks still a "really good" team this year?
People were saying they were, and then I was here, and every time I turned around, people were talking about them losing.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They damn near got Ackbar'd by Purdue last night.
But they did not, and they’re still pretty damn good.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Glad to hear it.
I want all the teams to do well, though I don’t care enough to watch.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm thinking UNC and Dook will outscore them in the first half.
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They might have outscored Nebraska's end-game total by the under-4 timeout.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'm pretty sure Scott Martin was in school when I was. How long has he been at ND?
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Well, thank god he missed that one...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Look on the bright side,
We get to do this all over again on Sunday with the women. I wouldn’t get your hopes up for that one.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
and then the men get to do it one more time on the 22nd....
I really ain’t looking forward to that.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
You don't look forward to trips to South Bend?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
I know we've won there before.....
I just can’t remember when.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
When y'all were western Virginia?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 8, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, it has been within your lifetime, youngster
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Jim Boeheim might have some pointers for yo--
Oh.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you say your name
Pea-can, or Pahcon?
I’m a Pahcon man myself
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 8, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
i think i say it both ways
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
i think this might be me
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
I say whichever is in the conversation where it comes up-
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
This seems to be something that doesn't even break down regionally
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah just wondering
In KY it was always Pahcon pie. When I lived in Georgia it seemed it was pea-can trees and pea-can sandies. I might say pea-can sandies sounds better.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 8, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
My Souf Kahlina mother-in-law says puh-cahn
“I’m not eating any pee cans”
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Brey's been at ND since 2000? It doesn't seem that long ago that Matt Doherty was coaching. Thanks for taking that bullet UNC
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Because he only coached for one year?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
AND TOOK US TO THE NIT FINALS
How the fuck did he get the UNC job?
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Hard for me to picture why anyone would leave the warm climate, dynamic economy, and eclectic culture of Indiana for North Carolina
Sposed to be SEC
Given that he apparently wasn't great shakes at ND,
and that UNC is a big step up, basketball-wise, how did he get the job offer?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
He was only at ND for one year, so he was still viewed as an up-and-coming coach
Most people went off of him being the Kansas assistant than anything he did here.
Plus he played with Jordan. Picking an alum for a job over his head always works out well for schools, right?
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
North Carolina likes to keep things "in the family" if you know what I mean
He was a very good player at UNC and all the other UNC grads said no
Sposed to be SEC
Ahhh, gotcha
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Nebraska cracked the point-a-minute threshold for the first time all game.
By hitting a bunch of 3s in a row to get to 39 with two minutes left.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Fuck. They cracked 40.
This is bullshit.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 8, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
We were taking bets over at Cornnation on the final score for the Huskers.
Lots of folks were pissed that they started scoring more and passed their predictions.
That's a hell of a lot of cheering for a buzzer-beating 3 to cut the final deficit to 16, Nebraska fans.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Well, you take what you can get.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 8, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
I like it.
Support your dudes, even in a loss. It was a nice shot, even if it was totally uncontested.
Well, yes.
But it also got the loudest cheer of the entire game.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Closer than the football team got
/hangshead
by Cheeseandcorn on Feb 8, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
*clears throat*
We suuuuuuuuuuck at hoopyball. The only difference between us and Northwestern is we’ve made the tournament.
And lost as a 3 seed.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 8, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
TCU lost to Nebraska by 12 this season.
This was considered an improvement.
OH, HI KANSAS!
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 8, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Ask Kansas.
We’ll play them in football first.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 8, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Just sign the Reverse Sports Agreement Nebraska and Kansas had.
You get to whip their ass every year in football and they return the favor in basketball. Worked like a charm for roughly 100 years.
This will work fine.
TCU is infested with KU basketball fans.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 8, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
They must be deported.
Dislike folks attending a school and rooting for another school in conference.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 9, 2012 4:18 AM EST up reply actions
/cackles evilly
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, don't I control Weiss through the Hammondbeast?
How does this work?
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 8, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
So, Neb-Mich finished before the second half of Duke-Carolina started.
Those games were 1/2 hour apart in start time.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
YAIS

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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I think West Virginia's music guy stole a CD from 90's Rams games.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions
Hey, LA had a happening music scene then
:-P
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Achievement Unlocked: Get into grad school.
Virginia!
by Attie Hat on Feb 8, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
woooo! congrats!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Congrats!
What discipline?
My loyal heart avows no other.
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G'luck!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
GREAT poly sci dept!
I did the Sorensen Institute there one summer—superb. Sabato’s a genius.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks, good to hear.
Still have to wait to hear back from some other schools, but Virginia is a good option at this point.
C'ville's a great city, too--
this is coming from a Hokie. I’ve been looking at UVa for grad school as well, either LBIS (rare books school) or perhaps something in medieval history.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Congrats!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
VIRGINIA!
VIRGINIA!
VIRGINIA!
/Charges cemetary ridge
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This isn't the New York State Flag scchool of Poly Sci.
(But seriously congrats)
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
or hollywood upstairs poly sci college.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Their motto is Excelsior too?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Excellent!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 8, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Well done!
Prepare to be ridiculously well-versed in Strauss and Skinner by the end of week 1.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 8, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
What are y'all doing?
make it green!
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Yay!
I remember how excited I was this time last year. Let my level of jadedness caution you.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 8, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
A winnar is you!
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Don't leave college? Why would you say that?
You’re spending $$, not making $$. Best is to get out, get a jerb, get employer to pay for master’s degree. Then you have best of both worlds, making $$ and getting advanced degree.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Well, Attie's gonna be a Poli Sci guy, not sure how that works,
but I know that most math and science types get paid to be grad students, and don’t have to do the whole “working and studying at the same time” thing.
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If you're not getting paid to be a grad student, you're doing it wrong
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Only reason I made money as a grad student was once you added in the monthly check from the VA and for drill
on top of my “salary” as a TA.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 8, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, fully funded with a modest stipend.
With an opportunity to receive an additional “Jefferson Fellowship” if I do well in an interview in two weeks. (Nervous!)
Yeah, I've seen that too.
That is SERIOUSLY the best of all possible worlds. Most of the people I know who’ve done it — except for those in DoD jobs who got sent off to Va Tech or Ohio State to get Master’s in GIS or orbital mechanics — did it with evening classes and online courses.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
These mythical jobs that will pay for my Master's nowadays
Where are they?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Mathematics
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
SingingBanana's channel on Youtube is so awesome.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 8, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my, yes, love that.
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What's your field?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
History
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
There's your problem right there
Your degree is useless without an advanced degree
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Mrs. with a beer turned her history undergrad
into a $70/hr technical writing career. It helped a lot to be in the DC area, but people who can write clearly and concisely and explain technical information to non-technical people are pretty valuable in the Beltway Bandit world.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
How long ago was this
Serious question.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
She worked from the mid-80s until the mid-90s
when I went from government to contracting and she became a stay at home Mom.
The field is still wide open though. Contract and proposal writing are still the bread and butter of the DoD funding universe.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Sure, but that has nothing to do with the History degree specifically
If he actually wants a job using his degree, he’s gonna need to either get a teaching certification or an advanced degree
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
True dat.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Well it depends what you mean by getting "a job using his degree"
Like most humanities, people shouldn’t necessarily go into them thinking that it’s “job training.”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I mean exactly that
Presuming he wants to be a historian of some sort.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Yeah no
I just want cash money
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
And you studied history?
Silly, silly boy. But in all seriousness, good luck to you. The job market in your neck of the woods is brutal for entry level positions.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
The point still stands that it's not terribly difficult to find cash monies with a history degree
Just don’t be expecting to read history
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
I have a hard time finding these jobs
That don’t say FINANCE DEGREE ONLY or something other shit.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
You might have to expand your search beyond the NYC metro area
Banking and Healthcare are really the only growth sectors out there right now
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I have no clue where to search though
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
That I can't help you with
It’s been a long time since I searched for a job
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
/waves
I got a job 3 months out of college with a history major. Does it pay well right now? No, but I’ve busted my ass and my manager pretty much said “give me 3 years and I’ll train you to do my job.” From the info I’ve found, this will triple my salary.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 8, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
This is where and what?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Records Management. Texas.
Remember the joke about Larry Scott renaming the Pac-10 as “College Football” to piss everyone off? I think Texas should troll the rest of the country and rename itself “The Economy”
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 8, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Or possibly
The Economy [That Doesn’t Suck]
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 8, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
No, we name ourselves "The Economy"
Then we secede.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 8, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
And get downgraded to FCS
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
The flip side is it's probably contributed to an unhealthy obsession with Tom Hammond.
So, that silver lining’s got a big ol cloud.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 8, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
that may just be some schizophrenia emerging
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I got a good job with full benefits and dental
And that’s only because of internships. Practical experience cannot be understated. Get some yesterday, any way possible
define "practical"
I have worked some office stuff for community service.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
"practical" - Anything you spin as a transferable skill in an interview
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 8, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
good to know
does this do jack shit for colleges or no?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Colleges, more so than ever, are looking for well rounded students
Do as many extra-curriculars as you can, get involved in the community as much as possible – without hurting your grades, obviously.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
so football, MUN, youth board, etc.
good to know, do jobs matter for jack shit? I’ve got some apps out at grocery stores right now
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
good enough, its all fun at least
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, are we talking undergraduate college admissions?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
seriously this is the third time this week
I am 15 years old
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
The fact that they're surprised is a credit to you
You don’t come off like a teenager.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
by stempke on Feb 8, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
thats nice to know
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
What Stempke says here.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Well.
Except for that Flock of Seagulls faux pas.
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I am not perfect
and I looked them up, again my main defense is that I don’t listen to much rock
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
/shoulder punch
No worries, kid. Yer alright.
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What was this faux pas so I may judge?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
He didn't realize that I Ran was originally performed by Bowling For Soup
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Ah I see.
I recommend the whole Flock of Seagulls album to him if that’s his thing. Underrated as a whole.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
The whole "all four Flock of Seagulls albums".
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THERE ARE PICTURES OF YOU WITH CHICKEN HAIR, I KNOW IT
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I enjoy you thinking this
because it means your dreams will be crushed, and I’m a sadistic prick.
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I had the Flock of Seagulls hair at times
I had long hair, and I went out on a boat a few times. My friends dad almost fell over laughing.
Did you get shot by Jules Winfeld y/n?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Still need to explore the others really.
If they’re all as good as the main one, I’ll keep it in my mind to give a listen.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Ffft
I’m a month away from 56 and didn’t know that. No shame in not knowing trivia.
I thought he didn’t know Flock of Seagulls at all, which… yeah.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Stempke misspoke.
What happened was that we were talking about I Ran, and our young friend commented that he was excited to know there were Bowling for Soup fans here.
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There's a typo in there
It should have said he didn’t realize that I ran wasn’t originally performed by Bowling For Soup
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Either way, I'm covered
I’ve never heard of Bowling for Soup.
/is that an exacta?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Take the Skinheads Bowling for Soup?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
its a b rate band from texas
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
That shit was funny
If he was quicker on the trigger that could have been easily passed off as troling
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
If it had been Londonjoe
I would have assumed it WAS trolling.
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Well, as an addendum to stempke's advice
Colleges like to see that you’re doing something, but don’t do something simply to have it on your resume. Better to find something you enjoy and explore that deeply (this can be a couple of things) than just doing whatever. Well-rounded is good, but “spiky” is better (if that makes any sense)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
I get it
do a few things well
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
yaaaay i think this makes me the not youngest here
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
....or i know i'm not the youngest here
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
who's the shortest?
/trolll, troll, troll, troll, troll.
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 9, 2012 4:24 AM EST up reply actions
I actually disagree a bit there
Unless things have changed since I applied to college (2004). Colleges want what I call “brochure kids”: the kind of kid who may be shallow and stupid, BUT has an interesting-looking resume for 1 page.
Given a choice between a 4.0 kid who played 3 sports (but none well enough for college), knows Spanish, can play piano and guitar, and is very involved in very common extracurriculars, and a kid who is a 3.8 but is a world renown squash player who can interpret sanskrit and play classical guitar, they’ll take the latter.
They want a “hook” as our guidance counselor called it: something that sets you apart. It can be shallow as hell (the kid who joins every religious extracurricular to look like he’s interested in that sort of thing), but if you fake it they’ll eat it up.
Sposed to be SEC
Alternatively, they just throw darts at the board
(not coincidentally this is actually how I got in)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
I don't even remember vaguely thinking about college applications at age 15, beyond the most obvious 'do well at many things' idea.
My thoughts even when I applied were the big state schools early decision plus Notre Dame.
Didn’t get into ND for whatever reason, got into UGA and Tech and decided to go to UGA.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
it also really depends on the schools you're applying too
big state schools honestly kind of only care about your GPA and ACT/SAT, unless you’re somewhat marginal maybe an awesome extra curricular thing might help
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Cure cancer or invent the next iPhone
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Off switch?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
When I was applying to college, the buzzword was "well-rounded person" (i.e. someone who had a variety of skills/interests).
Soon enough, they got enough well-rounded people. So the best advice is to find one thing that you really enjoy and can get really good at, and fill the rest of your time around it. (And to get good grades and test scores, of course; those still come first unless you’re really, really awesome at that one thing.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I was a "well rounded" applicant
With all the extra cirriculars under the sun, one B in my entire high school career and a killer SAT. I got into 3 of the ten schools I applied to.
At that point it really is random
Either that or [SPIDER REDACTION]
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
i applied to 3. well, another school had on-site admissions at my school and i went to that.
andddd hs class of 09. i clearly was not super ambitious
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
I applied to 4.
c/o 2008.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 8, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
2007?
I don’t understand.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
He likes to make up whole years
I keep telling him that it’s not okay
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
20 is pretty ridiculous
Then again I applied to 8
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Two.
WVU and West Liberty. Went to West Lib until my scholly came through.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Got rejected from UW-Stout
Of “When graduation’s in doubt, try Stout” fame after being accepted at UW, ND, NYU, and Penn.
That was… humbling
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I think it was a "We know you're not going here, so why even waste time reviewing the application"
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
How the what the I don't even fuck WHAT?
What did their letter say?
“Dear applicant, we’re sorry to inform you that admitting you to our institution would be tantamount to allowing Christina Hendricks to have sex on camera with Steve Buscemi. You’re too good for us. We wish you well in your endeavors.
Signed,
School with a Self-Esteem Problem"
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I was wondering if they had a way to maybe see he made it in to the other schools
And figured giving a seat would take a seat away from someone who would end up actually attending.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Might be the "Tufts affect"
Supposedly some schools with really low yields reject students who obviously aren’t going to matriculate if accepted
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
I think it depends on how good the local Big State U is.
Michigan’s a damn good school and relatively inexpensive, so there weren’t really a whole lot of other places that I would have considered and were worth the money. I applied to two schools, showed up at Michigan’s new student day the day after I got rejected from the other school, and off I went.
But if you live in a state where the top public college isn’t as good, I imagine you want to look at more schools.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
That's me.
Knew I had a free ride at Wisco, but launched a couple moon shots to see how how I could go for shits and giggles/ego.
My cousin was ~2000 in Illinois (UIUC no slouch) and he still applied to 10.
i feel like i took at least 3 tours of michigan
i could probably give those, now.
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
The Cube to the Union to the Law Quad to Mary Sue's house to the Clements library to the Ugli to the M to the Fishbowl and back to the Cube.
Am I missing anything?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It's the starting point. No one actually goes by it afterward.
It’s an exact replica of something in Astor Place in Manhattan, which I delight in showing to visitors. (“Hey, that looks familiar!”)
Also, I forgot the Martha Cook building.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Oooooh. The statue.
I thought you meant the ice rink out on the west side of town.
Makes much more sense now.
this is where girls used to live so they could find a husband in the law school
/i never lived in martha cook before you ask
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Obviously girls who never knew the average law school guy.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
I speak as a law student.
And said average.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Should've done it freshman year. Beats the hell out of Markley.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
my markley experience was interesting.
also, i can’t get a vibe of martha cook — without getting spidery — just seems to be 2 VERY different types of girls who live there.
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
/2nd little
//coed by room oOoOo
///one of like 4 girls on the floor who didn’t rush a sorority
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
ah by room made it to Markley huh
MoJo soph year was by room…I always wanted to see the faces of the old alumni from back when the whole Hill was female-only when they came back for tours
i think 2nd little has been coed by room for a few years now (i think you said you graduated recently?)
it’s the only floor by room.
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
I had one close friend who lived there all 4 years, who is the only person I know who lived there at all.
So I don’t know enough of them to stereotype effectively.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
my friend tried to tell me that her friend who gives tours says there was a cube on north campus
i got irrationally mad.
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
The tour guides acknowledge that there even is a North Campus?
I mean, there are some things you don’t want to tell the prospective students….
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
NORTH CAMPUS IS BEAUTIFUL
there’s the bell tower that has weird angles
cse building that has a piece of the first computer ever
DEER AND STUFF
THE DUDE AKA THE BEST LIBRARY EVER BECAUSE IT’S AWAY FROM THE “LS&AS”
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
The Dude is a nice building but is confusingly laid out and smells rather foul when in heavy use.
But I kid. North Campus indeed is quite pretty. Just isolated.
(Also, the headline of one of the free New York papers this morning was “BLUE APPLE”. I got confused for a moment.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
haha i wasn't being serious
but if it was on central i doubt it would be as nice. also less bros talking about how hard they would tap that girl (which you know is standard basement ugli conversation)
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
I suspect that no more than a third of UNL students
Are aware of East Campus, let alone have set foot on it.
Most people driving near it assume it’s part of Nebraska Wesleyan.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 9, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
the pumas only roar when a virgin walks by
/pumas never roar
//actually an old sexist joke from when only girls lived on the hill
///hurr hurr
"Inexpensive"?
Not if you’re out of state. I took one look at the price tag and LOL NO SIR. Not worth it for undergrad (where the difference between the top schools and the merely good ones is fairly small), IMO.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I should have made that clear.
It was sort of implied from the “local Big State U” mentioned in the title, but I didn’t specifically say the words “in-state”, so I can understand the confusion. And yes, Michigan is quite pricey for non-Michiganders.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I applied to three and was class of 2005 from HS, but I would have applied to more if I hadn't made it into UGA or Tech.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
I think I applied to 5
MSU, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, and SNUD (as a last resort, in case I didn’t get much in the way of scholarships elsewhere – out-of-state was cheaper than Minnesota in-state before even factoring in the partial reciprocity). Got into all 5.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
4.2 GPA in an advanced math and science magnet high school
1370 SAT (710 Math and 660 verbal)
Member/officer of threeve clubs, founded one, active in my (Catholic) church organization including playing for two music groups there, Eagle Scout, and member of jazz band/marching band that finished second nationally my senior year.
Still didn’t make it into Notre Dame. If you get turned down at one or two schools, it isn’t the end of the world (aimed at the younger guy).
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah theyre are a lot of schools I would be thrilled to go to
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
You can also make it into some schools you wouldn't think and be denied from some that seem like shoo-ins.
Sometimes the dartboard does come into effect.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
That's good
I would’ve been pretty devastated if I didn’t get in to Davidson. Probably would’ve been Rhodes or Furman if I didn’t.
Sposed to be SEC
All the small Southern librul art schools?
All the small Southern librul art schools
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
WHOOOO COLLEGE OF THE SOUTH
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I really don't know where I would've gone if I didn't get into those other 2
I didn’t really consider anywhere else. Probably one of the multitude of auto-full ride offers thanks to being national merit.
PARENTS: COLLEGE FINANCING TIP: national merit is based on your score relative to everyone else in your state. So if you don’t want to pay for college and are ok with your kid matriculating from Oklahoma or Southern Cal (2 I distinctly remember), move to West Virginia your child’s junior year.
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So basically
Spin. I’m good at that
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
I studied what I liked
I wasn’t going to torture myself for 4-5 years in something I hated. I would only do that WHILE getting paid.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
what degrees as a history/english guy are good for jerbs?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
lol none of them except technical writing
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 8, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
shit
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Arts and Letters degrees do not lead themselves directly to jobs
/looks wistfully at Anthropology texts
//still wants to be Indiana Jones
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Yeah
I’m not playing that game
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
nope
just talk to the lady friend
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I had a lot of friends do that
They loved it. They all heard horror stories though
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I've heard nothing but.
granted, I’ve only had one source.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I'll do what I like and find a job then I guess
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
English is actually pretty versatile
Teaching, marketing, PR, advertising, banking, technical writing. Or so they tell me.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
They lie.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
dammit
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 8, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, they tell you wrong
Employers care surprisingly little what skills you have.
“Says here you didn’t major in business.”
“Well, I learned a shitload more about critical thinking and analysis, sound judgment, creativity, reading, writing, and hard work at Hard Liberal Arts College than the kids at Shitty University who happened to be business majors.”
“I’m afraid you don’t have the practical experience we need.”
“Bullshit. Everything I need for the job from a technical perspective can be taught in 2 weeks max. Until that point, Shitty U grad might have a tiny edge, but after that I blow him out of the water with my much stronger skill set.”
“But you didn’t major in business.”
Sposed to be SEC
Undergrad business degrees are somewhat of a mystery to me
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
I can say this because I have finance degree
It’s a trade school. You come out of it knowing how to do a very specific line of work. Businesses like it because they know they don’t have to teach you how to valuate a stock, for example, but they also don’t have to pay you like an MBA.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
They depend completely on the school.
Universities with separate undergrad business schools (Penn, NYU, Michigan, Notre Dame, some others) usually have pretty legit programs. Universities that have undergrad business majors within the broader “liberal arts” school…most of those are less serious.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
they might be legit....but.....ross kids......
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Ha.
Many of my friends were business students, but there were certainly plenty of insufferable ones.
But their school is super fancy. I just remember sitting in a dingy basement classroom in Lorch Hall for the honors econ pre-thesis seminar, staring right at the newly-constructed business school and thinking “We could probably all be in there. But nope. We’re here.”
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I dunno
I always thought the B-School as something of an eyesore (from the outside anyway)…this big ol’ orange thing right by stuff like East Quad, the Law School, Martha Cook, etc.
i can't decide if i like it or hate it
but i agree the position of it is bad
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't think there was anything wrong with the old building.
The new one is kind of ugly, but it’s fancy.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i hope that didn't come off judgy, there's just a definite ross bro stereotype that is prettty goddamn insufferable
i hate how they have internet for the guests and internet for their students. don’t want the poors to have fast internet.
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
yeah
I knew at least 3 Ross bros…actually not that bad though, but I still like those jokes because, well, it’s Ross—-where the people who will wreck the economy of tomorrow get wrecked today
Also, there are plenty of wannabe Ross bros in the econ department.
I imagine you were not one of these people, because you double majored in math.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
haha indeed
still funny sitting in Econ 101 with all the wannabe Ross bros who had to get an A otherwise they were SO SCREWED for Ross
lol try taking econ 101 pass/fail as an engineering requirement
we went around in discussion and said our names and majors and stuff. nearly EVERYONE was a freshman applying to the b-school. everyone was flipping out over those exams and i’m just like, i don’t give a fuck
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
(no offense to econ)
i was taking physics 240, calc 4, and an engineering class at the time that were killing me
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
Opposite for me
Econ 101 is notoriously brutal at Davidson, and my 1st semester freshman brain was nowhere near well-equipped enough intellectually or sobrietally to handle it.
Sposed to be SEC
mean major GPA of econ majors at Davidson is a 2.2!
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Your Econ is rigorous?
I’m 12 and what is this?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
actually, calc 4 and the other engineering class were some of my best grades in college
physics 2? my worst. i may have cried many times.
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
The class I had to work hardest in, apart from senior design
was probably my WWII history class. Engineering classes just came (mostly) naturally to me.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
that was like this past semester where i took a class on german fairytales, kinda blew it off, then realized my final was a blue book exam worth 40% of my grade
i was SO out of my element. i probably studied more for that final than my engineering one the morning of. ended up with a B+ but man. I DON’T LIKE EXAMS WITHOUT CALCULATORS/NUMBERS
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
Holy hell.
The last day of that semester must have been the happiest day of your life.
(And I thought Econ 401/Math 186/Physics 140/Great Books 192 was bad…but that sounds worse.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
that schedule sounds terrible. honors math AHH
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
That semester may have involved spending spring break in an empty South Quad.
But I learned how to work hard, a useful skill that I try to apply in moderation.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
9th floor all day?
i’ve actually developed incredible time management, which i think is a useful skill. as in, between school + job + 3 student orgs, i really don’t have time to dick around so i don’t.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
one i'm a very modest team member. 1 hour a week meeting.
other 2 i have leadership positions (although the one i’m a treasurer for is pretty damn small and doesn’t do a ton, but hey). recruiters really like that shit on your resume, it seems.
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
yeah
kinda went the other route, only did 2 orgs, but enjoyed the one enough to work all the way up to VP
i think my plan for senior year is to get a director position in one and then kind of put the other two on the backburner
if i could do university all over again i would’ve gotten involved in that stuff right away
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
I hate you
Also, having good time management and being on EDSBS are kinda anathema, so I hereby shun you.
Sposed to be SEC
Impressive. I did nothing like this. I just played/ran a bunch of intramural teams.
Which is why I quickly became a better fit for academia than for business-ish things.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Yeah, I never had a semester that bad...
closest was probably DiffEQ, Real Analysis I, Fields and Spacetime & Lab, Latin I, and Community Choir
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well, analysis by itself is a lot of work.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I really enjoyed it-
of course, I did analysis in grad school, so YMMV
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What was your Real Analysis?
Mine, in a sentence: Prove the FTC. Real Analysis was prove the FTC for any number of variables.
The second one was me and a grad student.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 9, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, pretty much that.
Building to it from open/closed ball defintions of limiting processes
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that really sounds bad
like i said, i actually did really well in calc 4 and my engineering class (really great professors)… physics II took the life out of me. and 17 credits as a whole just reallllly blows
but, i’m currently taking 13 credits and can get by with taking 12 credits a semester my senior year and graduate within 4 years. so it all works out
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
only 11. pretty modest
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
Do so.
Second semester senior year: 9 credits of Spanish classes plus 4 credits of “independent study” for a thesis I had already basically finished? Yeah, that sounds like a nice victory lap.
Not quite the Matt Leinart victory lap semester, but it was good enough.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I don't think any of us had the Leinart victory lap-
but I did alright my second semester senior year… Intro Latin part 2(took 3 years in HS), Abstract Algebra where I was the only person in the class, Community Choir, and Real Analysis 2
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Was community choir an every-semester thing?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
We had to have 2 semesters of fine art...
I took Basic Musicianship (aka “Clapping for Credit”), and was in Intro Music Theory, but found out I was borderline tone deaf, which made identifying pieces very difficult.
Community Choir counted as a half-semester class- it was “show up reasonably sober on Wednesday nights” – so I took it both semesters senior year, to fill the requirement.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The closest I got to a fine arts class was doodling cars in my Calc III notes.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Would that I could have...
however, I did graduate having only written 45 pages of papers in 4 years, because I exempted my Humanities requirements with AP English from HS
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Michigan counts IB HL credits for distribution requirements, but not AP credits.
Of course, most of the advisors don’t actually know what an “IB” is, so I didn’t know this until after I took physics and got my ass kicked; otherwise I could have used my score from HL chemistry and saved myself the trouble.
Also, IB SL classes get you nothing, which is bullshit – it’s not like Math Methods is easier than Calc AB.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It's not an easier class,
but it doesn’t cover nearly enough calculus to get you out of Calc 1
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Really?
I don’t think there was a single thing that we did in Honors Calc I that we didn’t do in high school. And Michigan does the calculus sequence in three classes, whereas some schools do it in four.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
No derivatives of inverse trig functions,
no partial fractions, no integration by parts in Hons. Calc 1 at UM? Or you had a badass teacher in HS who taught you all those despite them not being on the IB test?
And I’d only ever heard 4 classes for calculus at schools that did quarters…
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Columbia is on semesters and has four calculus classes.
I think we learned inverse trig functions in high school, and the more clever integration techniques weren’t until Calc II.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Well, that'd do it then.
Michigan should probably give credit for SL.
Also, it’s completely strange to me that the IB SL curriculum makes absolutely no mention of sec, csc, or cot
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Hmm. Maybe they removed them in the switch from "Methods" to "Math SL"? That is kind of bizarre.
And whatever I say about SL math gets doubled for sciences, economics, languages, and history; SL and HL students were taught together in all those classes, so everyone learned the same things, they just weren’t all tested on everything.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Three math tracks at Michigan
115-116-215-216
Regular Calc I-II-III-IV(IV=Diff Eq)
185-186-285-286
Honors Calc I-II-III-IV=Diff Eq
I: deriviatives up to FTC, with a lot of theory
II: integration and its tricks with a crapton more of theory
III: 3-dimensional, gradients, up to Stokes’ Theorem with the theory
IV: some unholy amalgamation of Ordinary Diff EQ, linear algebra, and theory
295-296-395-396: Nominally the hard honors sequence, but really combining calculus with real and complex analysis to where you’ve pretty much done most of undergrad math in 2 years
A large number of my friends took 295.
Perhaps one or two of them finished 396.
(Many of them decided “screw it, I got into business school, I’m out of here” after 296.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
started in 295
was extremely overwhelmed by the pace and material, so went down to 185 where it was still rigorous but not insane
I'd never heard of one that didn't have four, quarters or semesters.
That is, assuming we’re counting DifEq.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I was counting DiffEQ as separate.
But then again, I finished Calc 3 first semester freshman year, and didn’t take DEs until second semester junior year
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I was also counting it separately.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
A few places actually call it "Calc 4".
Main reason I consider it part of the sequence, though, is that it’s the upper end of what’s required for engineering – if you’re taking anything above that, you’re probably a math major.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Or applying to economics graduate school.
(Sigh.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Or you're a EE or a Mech E.
All the LaPlace Transformations! Eigenvectors!
by Albino Tornado on Feb 9, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
Those were covered in DifEq.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Oh, that's right.
They made 185 and 186 really hard the year after I took them, I think.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Yup
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i am hoping that second semester senior year i can take more ls&a credits than engineering credits
senior design, maybe one more elective in engineering, then stuff like aliens, dinosaurs, etc.
the only thing is i might actually stay for a 5th year masters, depending on how i feel my job situation is looking. i really don’t want to stay (nothing against ann arbor or umich, but i’m seriously getting really burnt out) but if i do i’ll probably have to take less fun classes. sigh.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
Does the firm you're working with this summer hire any of its interns for full-time positions after graduation?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
when they interviewed me they kind of hinted at that, that they want to give internships to people who would be interested in working there full time
ideal situation is that i work there, love it, they love me, they give me an offer. boom. i’m really excited for it, i know a girl who worked there last year and said the company is GREAT to work for, treated interns well, etc.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Sounds promising.
Hope you have a good experience there and that it turns into a full-time job. That will make senior year a lot more fun.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
oh for sure.
crosses fingers crosses fingers crosses fingers
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
I was advised, in no uncertain terms
that taking any more than 12 credits the semester of senior design would be an exercise in stupidity. So even though I could have taken 17 and graduated a semester early, yeah, fuck that.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
this is why i'm glad i only have to take 12 credits a semester next year
we have to do 2 semesters of senior design..does not seem super fun
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
I routinely had four technical classes a semester.
The one I remember for sure was fall sophomore year (mostly because I had a block of four classes in a row Monday and Wednesday starting at 8:00):
ECE 302/303 (Electronic Circuits + lab)
PHY 294H (Honors Physics 2)
ECE 230 (Digital Logic)
ME 201 (Thermodynamics)
Some philosophy class
I think spring junior year was even worse. Among the classes were HST 414 (World War II), ECE 410 (VLSI), ECE 320 (Power Systems); I don’t remember what the other two were offhand, but I think they were ECE 416 (Digital Control) and ECE 474 (Semiconductor Physics). And I was grading for ECE 313 (Control Systems) that semester too.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
We definitely had people who used Econ as a de-facto finance/business degree
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Which makes sense, considering your business school is a graduate school only.
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it's better that way
business majors don’t do as well as econ majors
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PAWWLL KEEPIN' THEM LIBRUL ARTS PURE
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by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
What is this "Penn"?
You must mean Wharton
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Screw that
And screw business majors with their noses up in the air, too good to be lumped in with the rest of the university.
But Terry at UGA had their own Flags!
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
I agree
It’s the “reference high school in opening NFL line-up” of universities
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Wharton? or Penn...
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Using "Wharton" and not referring to "Penn"
I can’t imagine their time in State College was that bad as to turn them off from referencing the full university.
/trolololo
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
I dunno. I think it's a business school thing... we don't refer to the overall university at all when discussing candidates
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Columbia needs a name.
Anyone got a spare $100 million or so lying around?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I would imagine the fight to get to name that would cost more than 100 Million
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Probably.
I just came up with that number because it was how much Stephen Ross donated to build the new Michigan business school building.
Henry Kravis of private equity fame gave something in the eight figures recently, I believe, and there was no discussion about naming rights. But I imagine it’ll happen eventually, once someone writes a big enough check.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
somebody just gave a section in my school 25 mil
and they aren’t getting much. I imagine it takes something huge to get your name on anything around here.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
20 mil renamed Hofstra's law school.
I know but yeah.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
The hell kinda lawyer has 20 mill laying around?
Of the very few Biglaw partners who could make that kind of money, most put it through their livers, up their noses, or on blackjack tables
Sposed to be SEC
I think he's a tort guy but not sure.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
Figured as much
Outside of the Joe Jamails no lawyer is ever making that kinda coin. Maybe a David Boies or Ted Olsen type, but I doubt it.
Sposed to be SEC
Or if you go out into something else.
We have an alum of Hofstra law whose name is on the building that became a billionaire in real estate development.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, we have a couple of those
The CEO of Duke Energy is a UK law grad who, I think, never practiced. Buncha coal moguls too (e.g., Joe Craft, who doesn’t give a shit about the law school but got the UK basketball practice facility named after him and flies into games on a private jet).
Sposed to be SEC
Meanwhile, we just let someone name a bathroom
Luckily it was up in lawya land
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
I mean if that's what they want and they want to give you a shit ton of money,
why not? Though we could do better than “Soulless Megacorp” Classroom
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
There are a few of those
I just saw on the newsletter that we’re getting something from Tata
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Hah.
Google the Hinsdales at the University of Nebraska.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 9, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions
(letpennintotheivyleague.jpg)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
hey, we keep the lights on for you liberal arts folk
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Lol, more like the sciences bring in the cash monies
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
All I know is that they have lots of grants
And therefore lots of buildings, stuff, and perks.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
Business degrees are cheap to give out
and expensive to get. so there’s that. There’s also the millions (billions where I am) from alumni and NSF funding
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I'm actually quite surprised we haven't sold off naming rights yet
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
it's because Harvard's the oldest (well, them and Tuck)
and the strength of the brand
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Either that or All. the. networking.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Reminds me of my depressing Career Services Office meeting today...
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
RAGE!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 AM EST up reply actions
We forget that universities were originally for the sons of the wealthy landed gentry
They weren’t going to work for a living anyway, so it was thought they should be educated in the Western tradition — thus the Humanities.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
So does that mean NDNation sternly opposes any sort of engineering instruction?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
You can all go back to the conservatories where you belong!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
They treat it much like you treat the North Avenue Trade School
[did I get the cut-down right?]
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Although
They’re the ones who are usually HURR U[SIC]GA DURR YOU WORK FOR US HURR DURR
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
I thought you had to go to Edinburgh for "that sort of thing"
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
RLS' dad was one of the most prominent engineers of the British Islands
lived in Edinburgh
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure how NDNation would react if you told them that ND, at it's heart, is a liberal arts school that happens to have a good business program and not the other way around
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I thought NDNation wanted to keep the curriculum at the trivium
Quadrivium might be worth looking at, but none of that other nonsense
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
medieval schools'd
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
No, they are all staunch free market capitalists that couldn't explain how the market works or capitalism
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Only among themselves
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
God, no
I know you’re trying to make a Catholic joke, but NDNation doesn’t give a shit about religion unless it’s convenient. They schism over their is rich vs poor, almost exclusively.
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by stempke on Feb 8, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They schism over their?
That’s just terrible. Clearly I’ve been awake way too long.
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Oh, the Humanities!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 8, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
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2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't know much about history.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
How are you on biology?
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by MikeLew on Feb 8, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Trigonometry?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Don't know what a slide rule's for.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
I bet you at least know what 1 and 1 is.
by Cheeseandcorn on Feb 8, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Oh man, don't mention "one."
“One” is the loneliest number.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
And 2 can be as bad as 1
It’s the loneliest number since the number 1.
by Cheeseandcorn on Feb 8, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
what a wonderful world this could be!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Root 3
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Now Nick, don't go getting irrational
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very powerful number
/used lots in 3 phase power calcs
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 9, 2012 4:34 AM EST up reply actions
science books?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
My plan is basically
Apply to SUNY Binghamton for the MA/Ph.D, and if I fail then I strike out and try to find work.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Eh?
Maybe I’m missing something here, but I think it figures prominently into the admissions considerations of many social science and humanities programs.
Well, that could be.
Many of my colleagues took the GRE their first semester of grad school, as it was technically required for admission.
Guess how many shits were given about the scores.
not that i'm looking into grad school but i've heard for engineering/sciences it's really about any research you've done in undergrad
GPA doesn’t matter as much either if you’ve got some impressive stuff
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by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
It's usually like this for most fields, really.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 8, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Given that the math part was substantially easier than the SAT/ACT, and the rest was just ALL THE LINGUISTIC BULLSHIT, I wouldn't be surprised.
Oh my, yes.
The reason people find the math part difficult is that they haven’t done math in ages.
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The math is easy and the verbal is hard.
Wat.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 8, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I could have probably done the GRE math section three times over in my sleep.
It was an absolute joke.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The math is stuff you would have learned by the end of March in Algebra I
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It was easy
I’m upset I didn’t get an 800. Stupid computer system prevents you from correcting mistakes.
Just avoid the Civil War.
You know, if you want a job.
by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 8, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Our president is a Civil War historian
My impression was that her job was the best sinecure in the world
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
But, if I study the Civil War
I could walk into a job anywhere in the South!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
First you have to learn to call it
“The War of the Northern Aggression.”
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-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
We will also accept The War between the States...
but if you walk in talking Civil War, they’ll turn you off right then.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
War of Yankee Arrogance
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
First, you're going to need to memorize a wildly implausible and easily refutable story on how the South won
Sposed to be SEC
Alabama fandom it is, then.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1966 and 1973 National Champions!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The time is 1860, the place is Pawwwll Finebaum's Journal of Collegiate Leisure, accepting telegrams from supporters
“PAWWWLLLL STOP WE ESS EEE CEE TYPES [ed. note, yeah I know anachronism] COME FROM THEM NORMANS WHAT WENT TO ANGLAND AND CONQUERED THEM ANGLO SAXONS STOP THEM DAMNYANKEES IS THE SAME KIND WE WHOOPED ASS ON IN 1066 STOP IMMA HALT TRANSMISSION AND READ STOP PAWWWWLLLL STOP
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
TEACH!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
And now you see the downside of the Burn offense
Even when you’re controlling the game, you never really build a big lead. One good run and you’re losing
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
See also: Wisconsin.
There’s a reason they’ve only had one good run in the tournament (and that with the bracket falling apart around them – they faced an 11, 14, and 10 before meeting North Carolina).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
This is why I never believe Wisconsin's shit.
No matter what their KenPom numbers say.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 8, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Wisconsin has a strange way of duping KenPom
They should’ve swallowed Davidson whole in the Steph Curry run, but we beat them into bloody submission as soon as the game began and it only got worse from there, even with defensive extraordinaire Michael Flowers on Curry.
Sposed to be SEC
My RAEG would have made Nick Pertrilli proud that night
Lucky I wasn’t thrown out of the bar, and I wasn’t even remotely drunk.
Yeah, Ken Pom needs to fix his rankings
Since apparently Wisconsin found the hole
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Completely ignoring the 2000 tournament, I see
They beat #9, #1, #4, and #6 before making the Final Four
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
I was talking Bo Ryan era.
Should have made that clearer.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Wisconsin's been playing slow down ball a helluva lot longer than Bo Ryan
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Funny thing I saw on KenPoms stats last year
The team’s PPP actually correlated positively with increased pace. They really were hurting themselves by playing slowdown.
Or
They had an easier (and quicker) time finding good shots against bad defensive teams.
by Cheeseandcorn on Feb 8, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
NO, A THEREFORE B
ALWAYS A THEREFORE B. B IMPLIES A AS SURELY AS THE SUN SETS IN THE WEST BECAUSE THE BEDS ARE COMFIER THERE.
The game-by-game efficiency figures aren't adjusted.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Uh huh, Uh huh, Uh huh....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
WEST VIRGINIA uses CRAZY TRAIN.
Furk.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
and train whistles, and Cotton-eyed Joe....
and monnshine, lots of moonshine
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Seeing this makes me wonder how Kerbal Munshine tastes
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm amazed no one has thought of this, yet.
Interest, newsletter, etc.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 8, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Mane, PAK hate eer purp.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Watching Kevin Jones makes me wish Carleton Scott stuck around for his final year
This is the season he could be having
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Kevin Jones?

To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Did she just say "3 of 16 from the free throw line"?
Ye gods.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
My thought:
“Shit, I could do that.”
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 8, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
I lost a free-throw contest at halftime of a women's BB game, once.
I was beaten by a guy with a broken arm.
by Erik T on Feb 8, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And the guy did break his arm playing basketball.
Still, it would have been nice to get on the board.
God, I think *I* could do that.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
One of my favorite Toby quotes from West Wing:
“He went 1 for 23. That’s exactly one better than my mother would have done. She’s been dead 12 years.”
Surely there is an entire page of awesome Toby quotes.
And he was far from my favorite character.
Free at last!
President J. Bartlett
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
In order:
1. Pres. Bartlett
2. Josh
3. Leo
4. CJ
5. Charlie
6. Toby
7. Sam
.
.
.
last: Mandy
Free at last!
CJ, for obvious reasons.
And also for trolling her ND boss during Michigan week
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Obvious here refers to attractive and intelligent redhead, yes?
I think I’ve read here that that’s your thing.
That is my thing, yes.
That makes three reasons, then – the one I was implying was that Alison Janney is a Kenyon alumna.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Obviously the only Kenyon alum to succeed in govt.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Not gonna fall for it!
/RBH4L
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
No, Mike. No, Sax. No, Attie.
That is Kenyon – our friend in peace.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 8, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And that's why Sam is so low on my list.
Aaron Sorkin may be my favrorite writer, but he has a weakness for making the story too personal… and he’s clearly Sam.
Free at last!
Really?
I always thought he wrote himself as Josh in WW and Dan in Sports Night.
Granted, I don’t know much about Sorkin’s life, so this could be way off.
When in doubt, look for the writer.
Sam’s the idealistic speechwriter. No wonder Rob Lowe thought he was going to be the center of the show.
(Also – Lowe says his favorite ep is “Somebodys Going to Emergency, Somebodys Going to Jail.” I wonder why.)
Free at last!
So help me,
if you use the word “Pwesident” or “Bwiefing” again . . .
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Clang-clang-clang-clang THREE
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Well. That just happened.
I laughed.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 8, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Clang-clang-clang-clang-THREE-THREE
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Clang-clang-clang-clang-THREE-THREE -THREE
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Beat me too it.
I’m just giggling at your stupid fucking team. Just say away from us during the tournament.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 8, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Clang-clang-clang-clang-THREE-THREE-THREE
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Reminder: Do not FUCK AROUND AT THE TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER
Reminder: Do not go to Easter Sunrise Services at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.
Unless, of course, you think recovering from rectal frostbite sounds like the best way to start spring.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 8, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
The first one is multiple people being yelled at on different occasions.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 8, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
2nd one is
First one is a compilation of others.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
A tweet from Fowler:
Chris Fowler @cbfowler:
Do not ever forget. How great Led Zeppelin was. And in case you’re too young to know, Google, please do not ask.
Awesome.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 8, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions
/cranks When the Levee Breaks
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 8, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Furk furk furk
Get in thier fucking faces Mountaineers
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Hey, 47 points against this defense is impressive.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm happy Kevin Jones got another double double tonight....
He’s in rare company at WVU, the last time someone had a run like he’s had their names were Jerry West and Hot Rod Hunley.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
He's gotta be the front runner for Big East POY right?
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Yes, he is...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Also leading scorer and leding rebounder in the conference
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
He's good, yo.
So is that large Turkish fellow.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
But can he play chess?
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I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
IDK, but he does play guitar...

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
The new haircut is much more intimidating
He looks like a muppet in that pic
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Beer, or bed?
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions
Is there any question? BEER
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Beer in bed?
No, really, don’t try that.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 8, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
OH MY GOD, STOP SENDING ME EVENT NOTICES TO VOTE IN SGA ELECTIONS AT AUBURN
I DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK WHEN I WENT THERE MUCH LESS NOW BECAUSE THAT HIGH SCHOOL POPULARITY CONTEST BULLSHIT IS A WASTE OF EVERYONE WHO’S THERE FOR A REAL EDUCATION’S DAMN TIME
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
filter them out?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 8, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
People really should pay attention to that actually
You ignoring it is what makes it a popularity contest.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Student government isn't exactly the most high-stakes contest
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah but they have a shitload of money and call a good amount of shots concerning what happens on Campus.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Disbursement of money is basically its only function
Get on their good side if in a student club, but otherwise, meh
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Sayre's Law:
“The politics of the university are so intense because the stakes are so low.”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
They've made some pretty substantial, bad changes at Davidson thanks to our apathy/inability to challenge anything said
Sposed to be SEC
Because Greeks understand the game
And Greeks run the game.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
The problem with student government
Is that the kids doing the governing are the ones interested in being in student government.
Sposed to be SEC
aka rich assholes
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 8, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Not necessarily
There’s a lot of them, but there’s a lot of not-rich assholes too (at lesat there were at Davidson).
Sposed to be SEC
Isn't it? This entire season has been Brey trollface.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Or perhaps an
ABSINTHE PARTY!

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by saxattack29 on Feb 8, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Watch out dry erase boards in Morgantown visitors' locker room
You’re about to be slapped
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 8, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions
Don't worry Big East, we'll keep beating the defectors for you
No, the rest of you don’t have to do anything. It’s not like you’re full members or anything.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Lo! A screech from upstate New York!
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
"They [Duke] struggle defensively because they're not used to missing shots. It's a surprise. When one misses, they are surprised and unprepared to come back quickly on defense."
That is the biggest crock of shit I’ve ever heard.
Sposed to be SEC
A good team misses half its shots anyways
THAT MAKES NO SENSE
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, ND did the same....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Well, this game is getting stupid.
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ZELLER DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
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Fuck UNC more.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Duke is worse
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Given our history with the two, I'll have to disagree.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
On this we can agree....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
YAIS, YAIS, LET YOUR HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU.
Like alcohol through Huggy Bear.
/ has Duke sweatshirt in briefcase this morning
// will wear to lunch meeting
/// has two partners who are big Ram’s Club guys
//// heh heh heh
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
HOLY SHIT DOOK WINS!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
LOL WUT
I’m not even mad, Dook. I’m impressed.
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I'm mad
It took a massive North Carolina derp to win.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 8, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Well, now Roy Williams gets to act like a colossal bitchface.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 8, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
That travel before the 3 at 1:46 was so bad even Dickie V called them on it
Heels will cry foul foreveeeerrrr
WE'RE HEADED TO VENUS BUT STILL WE STAND TALL
CAUSE MAYBE THEY’VE SEEN US AND WELCOME US ALL
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 8, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Europe was highly underrated
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 8, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
The Sole Survivor will be deterined
In the Heat of the Moment
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 8, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
*determined
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 8, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Now that that's done, time to go hit the treadmill.
I shall return … eventually.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Is this where we all are/Shift-A?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:22 PM EST reply actions
Shift-A as well
And not for long, I imagine. This lifeboat’s already holding over 1100 occupants.
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As long as I'm here to see the jump thread I'm good.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be bailing soon for the safety of you all
and, for classes tomorrow.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Ditto
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
If an open thread is needed
I had something rather kickass happen last night!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 8, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if this helps our hurts our bracket standing
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 8, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Well, were still in first place in the ACC because UNC lost
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, at least there's a sport FSU is good at.
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It's just a shame there's no "we're back" hype for FSU squeakyhoop
Since there’s no “back” to be “back” from.
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The sweet 16, Kansas State fan, thats what theyre back from
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, you made the Sweet Sixteen once?
How adorable.
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Does Kansas State have some sort of Prestige Im not aware of?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
K-State has been to as many Final Fours
as Florida State has sweet sixteens.
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Or almost as many Elite Eight appearances
as FSU has tournament appearances altogether…
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What about Maryland?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
K-State and Maryland are just about equal, really.
Slight edge to Maryland, since they’ve actually won a title and gone to a couple more tournaments, but K-State’s won more tournament games overall.
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/Was just making a Van Peldt joke; really don't follow basketball.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 8, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Theyve won championship
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 8, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
And to be fair, could have won another
in a year they didn’t even get to play. That ’74 team was sick.
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well folks, I'm out.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 8, 2012 11:33 PM EST reply actions
Did Coach K just brag say that the ACC "might get 5 or 6 teams in" is proof that the ACC is having a great year
The B1G might get 8.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Several bracket projections have 9 right now.
I don’t think that will hold (one of Minnesota, Purdue, NW will probably fade out), but it’s possible.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
If they get to 8-10 in conference and don't lose their opener in the conference tourney, there's a chance.
They might need to get to either 9-9 or pull a quarterfinal upset, depending on how things play out elsewhere, but their non-conference is fairly respectable, they’ve got some good quality wins, and no terrible losses.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Found a nice piece of Kerbalan fan art
I added the name tag for Jeb.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 8, 2012 11:45 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Needs the killer Sunbeast flag instead of Kerbal!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 8, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
B12 now, I think
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 9, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
ABSINTHE PARTY!!!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
so fearless leader was on solid verbal
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
We still in here?
I started at 221.6. I'm now 214.2. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
yeah, I'm on my way out
gnight have fun
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah
I’m hoping the trickling loss of people means that I can finally get stuff done
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
Yep, but most everyone seems to be leaving.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
Pursuant to above discussion: I Ran. 80'sest 80's song ever?
It fucking drips with 80’s ness. Other worthy contenders:
Invisible Touch – Genesis
The Final Countdown – Europe
Jump – Van Halen
Your Love – The Outfield
Mony Mony – Billy Idol
Everybody Wants To Rule The World – Tears For Fears
What A Feeling – Irene Cara
Don’t You Forget About Me – Simple Minds
Hungry Eyes – Eric Carman
I Want To Know What Love Is – Foreigner
I Just Died In Your Arms – Cutting Crew
Here I Go Again On My Own – Whitesnake
Don’t Stop Believin’ – Journey
[wildcard] Mighty Wings – Cheap Trick
Sposed to be SEC
All the synthesizer? All the synthesizer
I’d also add “I’m on Fire” by Springsteen.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
How could we forget "Take On Me"?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
Already forgetting some worthy contenders
Owner of a lonely heart – Yes
Take Me Home Tonight – Eddy Money
Enjoy The Silence – Depeche Mode
Sposed to be SEC
/every 80s song sounds like every other 80s song
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
Although Enjoy the Silence technically IS an 80s song
it’s really more of a 90s song, I think.
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Don't You Want Me - Human League
People Are People – Depeche Mode
Only You – Yazoo
Tainted Love – Soft Cell
Keep On Lovin’ You – REO Speedwagon
Mr Roboto – Styx
Round and Round – Ratt
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But they are wearing hats
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
,,,except the guy who isn't.
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Would likely have to be off Thriller
Though I prefer Purple Rain.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 9, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
WHY AM I NOT SEEING ANYTHING BY THE CARS IN THIS THREAD
Shake it Up, Drive, Tonight She Comes?!?!
Heck even their first two albums are enough to question the ‘early 80s are stoppage time of the 70s’ hypothesis!
Candy-O?
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
The Cars were
My high school/early college years…and were great to listen to.
If I put my mind to it (and that’s a HUGE stretch) I could come up with a bunch of 80’s stuff along with the 70’s, great time to be my age, IMHO
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Rio
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
any lawyers still around?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:13 AM EST reply actions
who wants to represent me in an assault case?
premeditated, but justifiable.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
what if there are witnesses?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
Nobody, now that you've confessed in a public forum.
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This.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Story?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
My roommate spontaneously threw a party tonight
knowing full well I have three classes and work tomorrow. There is now an a cappella group drunkenly singing in the common room. I don’t have anywhere on campus to go sleep; there are plenty other places for them to party, I deserve more of a heads-up, at least, and the cockiest motherfucker on the entire goddamn campus of 1600 is sitting shirtless with his hairy (like Sasquatch!) back in my dead grandfather’s chair, spilling milwaulkee’s beast (sic) all over it. This, on top of the loud goddamn sex, makes me want to run someone’s head through a window pane.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
That's a definite roommate no-no
Call them out on it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
this
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Call security on your own place.
Also, Kokes? Gotta be the Kokes
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And so you know I'm right
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Off campus houses?
Surely you jest.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah, pretty much.
The school is quite isolated- there were, when I was there, 10 apartments that were “off campus” – not complexes, apartments – and I believe I,M has said the school bought them up recently, to build more student housing.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
not allowed onto school campus
unfortunately, these guys are being loud enough to keep me awake, but doubtful to be heard from outside the apartment. The inside walls are paper thin; the outer walls are made to withstand hardcore winters.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
2 deputies, but they sit on the sliver of town that splits campus housing from academic buildings, waiting for drunks to cross.
And they aren’t brought on campus unless campus security calls them(for assault/murder/rape/etc.)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
so you're saying I should get my lawyertariat on speed dial before aforementioned assault.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
i would just pull your roommate aside and say something along the lines of the fact that you have class and work tomorrow and this is not cool.
ask if they can go somewhere else.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
actually, don't ask -- tell. tell them to take it to someone else's apartment
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
Yes.
And, side note- this is why I passed on living in Aclands with 5 football players my senior year.
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Cool, didn't know any of that.
(As a side note, “weird” wasn’t meant pejoratively. I’ve had a couple of friends who attended Kenyon who absolutely raved about their experiences.)
Oh, no worries.
I think that the KC crew here revels in being “weird”.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
we all have our quirks.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
Ahhh, yes, I had forgotten you went to the 'Zoo
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
mama Illusions went to western.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Ooh, very cool.
K College and Western share a campus bar (sort of), so I’ve hung with some Western students. Good people.
of course it's kokes.
what other singing group swings their dicks as much as them? My roommate is cool, but god I fucking hate the jokes right now.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, though it'd be both fun and terrifying(given the back hair) if it were the Owl Creeks
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
What the hell, it's a Wednesday.
I don’t have a solution or any advice other than “sorry, that’s a dick move.”, unfortunately.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Wednesday is bigger than Thursday at Kenyon
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
the hairy guy has a fucking acland!
room for all the kokes, not just the few crammed into a bexley common room.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
Fuckers
Seriously, call Security on them- it’s after midnight
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
tuesday is turning into thursday
walked back from the library last night seeing girls in full out going out wear
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
the worst is,
walking back from the library late at night and getting heckled by the townies at the local bar on your way back.
To the empowerage of words!
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
I remember seeing people go out on Thursdays and then hit the books Saturday night
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
a lot of people say thursday is the best party night because it's the first night of the weekend
i’m going out tomorrow for my first non-halloween thursday of the year. we shall see.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
"this is a . . . weekday?"

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My suggestion to you Mr. Lebowski, is get a job!
/door slam
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
/Needs 2 years work experience
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
I imagine that this was not the Duderstadt.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
that thing about bros talking about hot chicks in the basement in the ugli? yeah.
actually though, nothing is more miserable than when i get on a bursley baits leaving north late on a thursday/friday night. ALL THE DRUNK FRESHMEN AWKWARDLY FLIRTING AND YELLING
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
I am glad that pretty much all my visits to anything north of Mitchell Field involved someone driving a car.
Except the time when a few of us missed the last southbound bus at 2:30 or whatever and had to take the free cab back to Central.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Monday night was the biggest night of the week at NU
No idea why. Now the stupid fucking townies shut down the campus bar, and it all goes to shit.
Cops/campus security?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Just assault?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 9, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
most likely
may lead to manslaughter.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
My mood, in a picture.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 9, 2012 12:29 AM EST reply actions
Is thinkin' Purdue the next step of thinkin' arbys?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
Alright, y'all, I'm out for the night.
See you tomorrow for Archer
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
For me, the Super Bowl was terrible
But I had missed this ‘til now, and that’s pretty cool.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 9, 2012 12:35 AM EST reply actions
That is pretty cool.
If any Giants fans are left in here (or MSU fans who follow his career) – how much does he play? He was a terror at Michigan State, so I certainly think he deserves an NFL opportunity, but I don’t think I heard his name called.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
according to wikipedia
6th round pick, got starting MLB job when first-string guy Goff went down, so he played meaningful minutes in the playoffs
Was about to ask when he switched from baseball then realized I was reading it wrong.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 9, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Michigan folks. (And anyone else.)
A very cool (and positive) National Geographic article about Detroit, if you haven’t already seen it.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
saw that earlier. really enjoyed it.
now i’m mad that i didn’t go to slows over christmas break.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
I like that the tone is much more "this is seriously awesome" than "look, that's adorable, they're trying so hard!".
I guess I made it to two of the places he mentions (the DIA and downtown Dearborn) over Thanksgiving. I’ll have to hang onto this as a reminder for the next time I’m in town.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
no, i agree. i really like that
ooooh my neck of the woods. i’m essentially going to be an only child over spring break….expecting my parents to take me out to dinner nearly every night, and planning for it.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Detroit is the only place I can get Fuddrucker's anymore
down on Jefferson, we’d go there when we’d see a Tigers game once a year
Fuddrucker's isn't bad
Not sure I’d venture to Detroit for it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
Where are you from?
I guess I assume Michigan people are from the Detroit metro area until I’m told otherwise, and in that case, a quick search shows that there’s one in Bloomfield Township, one in Dearborn, and one in Sterling Heights.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Well, in that case, you're stuck cooking a burger over a burning couch.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
you mean people live outside of the detroit metro area?
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
Everyone's from Oakland County or Long Island, right?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i swear before the past two years i would see more giants and jets jerseys on random sundays walking around than lions jerseys
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
and all the jackasses that call a carbonated soft drink "soda"
you’re in Michigan, it’s POP.
COME AT ME BROLAND GARROS
i was never aware of my accent til some kid from nj freshman year would make fun of me and make me say "accent" or "math"
fucking deal with my nasally a’s or go to rutgers goddamnit
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
most of the people i know from the nj area don't have a super noticable accent
but i can hear it when they say “terrible”.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:10 AM EST up reply actions
Or the color that Illinois wears.... you know, "arnje"
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
WAIT WAIT WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE
You were having your accent mocked by someone from HAY YEW FROM JOISEY? I’M FROM JOISEY!?
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hahah right? unfortunately he (and the other dude from jersey who makes fun of my accent) do talk like that
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
don't* talk like that. so i can't make fun of them.
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
(credit to The Onion)
Located in you know where the fuck we are, and bordered by a bunch of places that can suck it—especially you, Pennsylvania—New Jersey is one of the nation’s oldest and most historic states. So fuck you.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
My response to any New Jerseyite who gets uppity:
“If New Jersey’s so great, why’d your sister go to West Virginia to major in anal sex?”
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that's mixed up
it’s all mixed up
it’s all mixed up
it’s all mixed up
sorry, listening to Cars album
On my top ten list of "most underrtated songs ever"
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not gonna lie
was extremely glad to see they got together and put out the new album. And it sounds much like their old stuff, too!
Wait what? No.
I’m sorry, but the Cars without Benjamin Orr is like non-alcoholic beer.
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understood
I forgot to put a Ben Orr (RIP) disclaimer in there, but I mean as far as the overall production feel
I saw them
when they first did that thing with Todd Rundgren, and I mean no disrespect at all to Rundgren, who’s awesome, but it was horrible. Absolutely horrible.
Although it wasn’t even remotely as awful as the show I saw on the Door to Door tour, which was compounded by the fact that I really, really REALLY FUCKING WANTED TO SEE ICEHOUSE TOO, but they threw Icehouse off the tour TWO DAYS BEFORE THEY GOT TO ME because… well, Icehouse was blowing them off the fucking stage.
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Can't go back to that one
Those first 2 albums were gold!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
I'm still regretting
giving away my vinyl….
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
ouch
we don’t have a big collection, but a lot of what we have is good: Earth, Wind, & Fire, Cars, Billy Joel, Alan Parsons, Styx, Van Halen, Boston, Blue Oyster Cult, Gordon Lightfoot (albeit sans Edmund Fitzgerald), Toto, etc.
Ummm
/takeiohmy.jpg
That was my high school soundtrack
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
I still have all my vinyl, and it's about 1000 slabs worth.
But it’s all sititng in storage, because why bother?
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Oh, I do.
It’s in storage, too. I used it to rip everything that wasn’t available on CD.
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Don't go there
/whimper…….
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Like I said earlier
Or later, I regret getting rid of my vinly, but it was a fraction of what you had, I salute you sirrah!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
but it looks so good collecting dust in the dining room!
/logic of willbechampions’ dad
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
Coke
Or Co-cola.
Nothing else acceptable
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 9, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP
EVERYBODY
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:10 AM EST up reply actions
That was supposed to be sung to the tune of "Shots", right?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
yes, although i did not count properly. too late for that kind of precision
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
A good engineer leaves some room for error, right?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
factor of safety!
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
Laddie, I was drinking Scotch a hundred years before you were born. And I can tell you that whatever this is, it is definitely not Scotch.
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
I've been everywhere, ma'am.
And everything’s a Coke where he’s from
by Albino Tornado on Feb 9, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
Well, before the last two weeks I would see more random Patriots jerseys on random Sundays than Giants or Jets jerseys.
So I guess all the people who wore them before left for Michigan.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
BOOOO OAKLAND COUNTY.
#wayneforlife
but yeah, you’re right. throw in a few from nj, “chicago”, and the randoms from california who freak out when they see a snow flake.
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
Well, fine.
I’ll just stand on the other side of 8 Mile Road from you and yell.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
now everybody from the 313 put your motherfucking hands up and follow me
/rabbit from 8 mile
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
"Look at y'all, runnin' your mouth again, when you ain't seen a fuckin' mile road south of 10."
(The only lyric from “Marshall Mathers” that isn’t horribly offensive. I haven’t heard that song in a long time, and…wow.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
yeah, sometimes i listen to old eminem...odd study music but it work for me
i can’t believe some of my friends in grade school had his CDs?!?!?! i mean his recent song with rihanna (some lyric about setting the house on fire with her in it) looks like a kitten compared to kim.
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
Whatever works. Lately I've been listening to top 40 and dance-pop at work to keep myself awake.
And yeah, most of the stuff from his first two CDs was equal parts incredibly creative and incredibly misogynist/homophobic/generally twisted.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
my mom's coworker's sister (one of those types of stories) works in the school district eminem's daughter is in and he actually came for parent teacher conferences
i just have got to wonder if that teacher was sitting there with any idea of the shit he says in his songs haha
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
that's one of the more amusing mental images I've had recently
also, Eminem’s daughter is in elementary school?
LOL HE OLD
i think hailie is high school aged if she was born in 95
i’m pretty sure he also is the legal guardian/parent of some other kids…could’ve been one of them, too.
still, lol.
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:41 AM EST up reply actions
just to clarify, he adopted 2 other girls (somehow related to kim) and legal guardian of his half brother
i think it is time for me to go to bed, as nothing i’m saying makes sense anymore
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:45 AM EST up reply actions
yeah 95 makes her a sophmore or junior
she older than me
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And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 AM EST up reply actions
Older than you?
Son? Didn’t I just drop you off at [REDACTED HS]?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Nah I have a "doctors appointment"
and will not get to school till 10
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 9:02 AM EST up reply actions
People think I'm an old fart
Well, I was in first grade when Eminem was born.
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Hmmmm, 38?
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
So this is where I come in with the one about my friend's ex-boyfriend who tended bar at Kim's bar of choice, right?
And to his credit, even if he likes to say really outlandish things, one thing that always comes through his music is that he’s extremely caring for and protective of his daughter – probably related to how he frequently talks about how terrible his own parents were.
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there's this whole umich memes thing, and someone had one with the college freshman dude that said
“yeah i’m from detroit”
is from west bloomfield
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
all the bad memes
that one is pretty appropriate for umich, probably state too
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
This has taken over my facebook feed
Which is dumb. But I do like the freshman one that says “Chicago, born and riased. /Actually from Naperville.”
all of the shit girl say videos
plus an oddly high number of stanford memes
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 AM EST up reply actions
yeah, the majority are pretty stupid (and now people just want to troll the page), but there are some funny ones there.
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 AM EST up reply actions
I think this has taken up half of my Facebook front page for the past week or so.
“Detroit” is easier to explain to out-of-towners. But yes, I was just a little bit north, if you want to be technical.
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It's one thing if you're in NYC or Chicago - then saying "I'm from Detroit" is relatively appropriate.
But if you’re at U of M – less than a half hour from the actual city of Detroit – you should probably break out which suburb you actually lived in when you’re introducing yourself to people you meet on campus.
When out of town I usually say “the Detroit area”.
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by PAK on Feb 9, 2012 6:59 AM EST up reply actions
i don't know... you'd be surprised at how many out of staters at michigan don't really know more than ann arbor or detroit
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by willbechampions on Feb 9, 2012 8:59 AM EST up reply actions
Screw them, make them learn.
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by PAK on Feb 9, 2012 9:42 AM EST up reply actions
Wouldn't mind seeing Ghana go down
http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2012/2/8/2784287/africa-cup-of-nations-2012-ghana-zambia-preview
HATE HATE HATE
/dinks around for 90 min.
//loses 2-1
///eliminated
(stops obvious goal with handball)
(walks off and laughs as the penalty kick sails above the net)
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Holy hell, off-season wednesday night and over 1500 comments in this bitch!?
You people are sick!
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I heard earlier...
That you were losing your hostile? Say it ain’t so
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YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT PALLY?
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And I'm done for the day.
Good night, world.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
And....
dreams of lovely women
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
by Phocion on Feb 9, 2012 2:13 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Princess Bride auto-rec
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
How did this thread get to nearly 1600 comments..
YOU’LL OVERHEAT THE CORE YOU FOOLS!!!!
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