Bill O'Brien, from Tuesday's Penn State football teleconference.
Q. Stephon Morris said on Twitter last night, "we hate them, they hate us," in regards to Iowa. Do you sense any talking to players, do you sense any type of extra?
Bill O'Brien: Do you know what I hate? I hate Twitter. I think these guys are young guys, and I think "Tweet this, Spacebook that."
Q: What is Spacebook?
A: It's Facebook but for space things.
Q: Why space?
A: Because it's there and it needs like buttons and political arguments.
Q: Can you poke people on Spacebook?
A: Not without sending you or someone you love into a black hole.
Q: Can I poke people on Spacebook?
A: You should.
Q: Does Spacebook have social games?
A: Yes there is a game where you throw cheese at Bret Bielema.
Q: What is this game's name?
A: Angry Curds. It is the worst game ever made.
Q: Is there any charge for using Spacebook?
A: CULINARY JOBS IN TOOTH WHITENING WAITING FOR YOUR BALDNESS TODAY
Q: Is information on Spacebook private?
A: Yes! (No.)
Q: Are unsuccessful thoroughbred horses welcome?
A: You're thinking of Placebook.
Q: Does Spacebook have an insane homicidal robot feature?
A: All Spacebook has is insane homicidal robot features.
Q: Will Spacebook have sound?
A: It's in space dummy those movies are all wrong so no don't you know how to science?
Q: Is Spacebook capable of severing a human hand from the human arm in under 0.5 seconds when malfunctioning?
A: What kind of sick person times those things? Yes.
Bill O'Brien is the head coach at Penn State University. He does not have a Spacebook or Facebook page at this time.