ALABAMA/LSU II OPEN THREAD: THERE AND BACK AGAIN
by Luke Zimmermann on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST
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LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TRY, LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TRY
LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TRY, LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TRY
LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TRY, LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TRY
LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TRY, LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TRY
...But seriously, Alabama is totally driving to try and put this thing away. For those amongst us without a dog in the fight, just make it interesting or make it quick and painless.
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ANOTHER FG TRY
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
YOU MUST CONTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions
*Construct
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
This is the worst thing
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At least someone made it to double digits this time around.
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by Bryan Ashlock on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
WOOO HOW APPROPRIATE A FIELD GOAL
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions
BLOCK THAT KICK
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
ALL THE FIELD GOALS
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Well, it's over.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions
Agreed.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
This is fucking brutal is what it is.
Football season dies not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
"Dies"
is indeed the correct word.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
To thunderous applause?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Have faith in the Hat.
He has this game right where he wants it.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
We gave you the Orange Bowl
That’s all we could do.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE
THE BEST TWO TEAMS SLOWLY GIVING EACH OTHER AIDS
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by purwho on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Not dildoes
but the overflowing toilet that cannot be stopped.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not cleaning that up.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Saban's just trolling us
“Betcha I can win a MNC with nothing but field goals.”
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions
The scoreboard can accommodate double digits?!
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"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
how often do i have to tell myself "this is for a title" to make this seem like an interesting game?
more often than we jump threads.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions
Sweet Zombie Jesus.
I’m so glad I went out for booze before this. I couldn’t handle this sober.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions
O Irony
The guy who put us here in the first place has all the points…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
But why are the Fritos red?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions
Because they're flamin'!
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by Bryan Ashlock on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Is there some weird sudden death rule at play here that the game ends as soon as someone makes a TD.
A TD is the LSU vs Bama version of catching the Snitch.
I graphy your geo!
by rasvar on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/eats multiple Taco Bell beefy crunch burritos
/perishes
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My love of football is slowly dying.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
People, I'm no Nostradamus, but I forsaw this day back in 2008 SEC CG when it took all the you know who
magic to win the game. Saban brings destruction to CFB.
/sigh.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Should we have a crystal trophy right on the sidelines of an active football game?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions
Truman the Tiger sees no problem with this.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
We didn't want that trophy anyway.
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by Bryan Ashlock on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Good point
We should put it in the end zone so it’ll be safe.
by Boy Howdy on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
It was by the endzone. No one is gonna get there
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Mathieu will break the trophy.
He don’t give a shit.
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What's up goat? So you're a goat huh? What's that like? Say hello to your mother for me.
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Tiger as Honey Badger
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Mike the Tiger disguised as a honey badger
Win.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions
Mike the Tiger dressed as Honey Badger?
Alright, that’s kind of cool.
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Musburger learned a new word.
“Honey Badger” and he’s going to run it into the ground.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions
Did I just hear "Clemson Tide?"
Because if so, double-fuck ’em.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions
"Clemson Tide"
Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin
Saban is passing too much
Only an idiot would pass more than 5 times per game. He may be moving down to a tier 2 coach…
by The voice of NDNation on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Was about to say NDNation approves
And then read your handle.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
THOSE DEGENERATE POORS AND THEIR FANCY VERTICAL PASSING
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Here at NDNation
16 passes is considered abandoning the running game…
#runbetweenthetackleskellyyouidiot
by The voice of NDNation on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
ACS! DID YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN??
I NEED AN ADULT
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Hat, I like you, but you gotta put Lee in.
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Jarret Lee please
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
OK, Musberger totally has LSU.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Can Jordan Jefferson be indicted for crimes against humanity for this?
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Jordan Jefferson is a bad thrower
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by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions
Oh my god fuck off Jefferson
I am so sick of this garbage
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A FIRST DOWN?!?!?!?!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions
Surely you jest!
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by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
this game is like a 90's new jersey devils intra sqiad scrimmage
all the things that are joyful about football, they are being choked like lloyd carr chokes kittens.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
/suffocates
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
LSU must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wait, it was a First Down??
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I believe so.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Meanwhile in New York... a Finebaum caller accidently calls Mike Francesa
Francesa: That was not how footbawl is suppos’d to be played. I mean, yoo saw Sunday Eli and Cawghlin… that was footbawl. The Giants deefense, that was footbawl. Rex Ryan and da classhless Jets…. nawt footbawl. Giants know how to play, none of this S-E-C noncents… Jacob in Tuscaloosa, yaw on
Jacob: PAWWWL, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT… THIS WAS ESS-EEE-SEE DOMINANCE! YOU SOUND LIKE A YANKEE WHO’S BIN DISRESPECTIN’ BEAR BRYANT… I DUNNO WHATS GOTTEN INTO YOU PAWWWLLL BUT ROLLLLLLL TIIIIIIDDDEEEEE!!! THAT WAS FOOTBALL AT IT’S PINNACLE AND YOU SHOULD BOW IN THE PRE…
Francesa: NOW WAIT ONE SECOND… JACOB, LISTEN TO ME! LISTEN TO ME! FIELD GAWLS DON’T MAKE FA GOOD FOOTBAWL. YOUR DEEFENTS SHOULD SCAWED A SAFETY! THE G-MEN SCAWED ONE WHY DIDN’T ALABAMER?!? I’ve had enuff… coming up afta da break, Yankees hot stove tawk
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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
shudders.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
This will be great field position for Wing's next punt.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Jefferson's decision making is really awful.
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DAMNIT JEFFERSON
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions
Somebody gonna block Upshaw?
Really?
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Can anyone explain to me why Jordan Jefferson is still in this game?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
I think I've figured out a way to get rid of boring announcers.
Text to speech the EDSBS threads.
Of course a filter and delay would be needed.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions
delay? With this game it will never catch up!
I graphy your geo!
THROW THE FUCKING BALL YOU STUPID FUCK
YOU NEED A FIRST DOWN MONGOLOID
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/plays boomer sooner
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
and it determined what he could see...
Want to make a joke about our favorite Pac-12 ref, but not sure if spiders or no
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
With our obsession with KSP, the EDSBS theme song should be Space Junk.
And Duty Now was the best Devo Album I’m sorry if you think that is wrong.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
ohhhhhhhhhhhh jefferson.....
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
I love the juke move from 7 yards away on 3rd & long.
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How many times is it possible to yell "throw it you motherfucker!" during a game?
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Yes, keeping the ball yourself was absolutely the right move there
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Fake the Punt please
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Please fake this!!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions
This game has killed my will.
I’m about to fall asleep. Peace out, kids. See you on the other side tomorrow.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Got fucking Dropped
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Dear Jefferson,
it’s the fucking national championship. stop running to the sidelines. put your fucking head down and try to bust some tackles. who knows, you might inspire your team!
signed,
everyone
...I can count my years in scars...
or bust your head, we don't care
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
aren't you glad this isn't your team?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
although I'd probably trade after this year.
I mean Urban didn’t seem to be all there and all we did was dive dive dive dive all over again. hopefully next year when Johnny is a senior he’ll turn it on and AIDdazio will let him start throwing it around.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Synthetic grass was banned by LSU, remember
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rec
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
ARTIFICIAL
NOW WE KNOW WHY LSU IS LOSING! THE FIELD IS KRYPTONITE!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Austrailan rules football!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions
did he signal a fair catch?
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Just got a call from my buddy who "is stuck in Vegas" working CES.
PETRILLIESQUE RAEG ENGAGED!!!
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions
Herp. Derp.
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Illegal...ya know.
Stuff.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions
I did not see a fair catch signal.
Bullshit.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions
Seriously, until they fix that rule, every returner in the country should make a half-assed wave before catching the punt whether he's planning to return it or not.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Until they all get laid out flat.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
LSU needs the Arky State fan from last night
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions
OH COME ON LSU
Even Oklahoma scored a TD when they were #1 in the country. You want to make Bob Stoops feel like he isn’t the biggest choker in college football?
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
Technically, arm must be waved above the players head.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
That was a pretty suspect fair catch signal.
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That's a horseshit flag.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Lipreading the Hat?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Uh, per the rules change last year, that's not a fair catch signal.
You have to raise your hand above your head.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
THIS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
big 12 refs LAUGH at you
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
NO THIS GOES AGAINST ESPN YOU SHALL DO WHAT THE MOUSE SAYETH
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
That is more than enough for an ACC ref! He moved his hand.
I graphy your geo!
Big 12 refs IIRC.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, Big 12. But I've seen less called a legal signal in the ACC this year.
I graphy your geo!
I thought they fixed the weak ass fair catch thing after the UCONN vs. UofL game a couple years back?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
JaMarcus Russell isn't busy.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
To be fair...
Chances are hes eating right now
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He leaning on that purple.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Or sippin' sizzurp.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
hive'd
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
he is also at this point 50 yards in radius
so EASY TDS
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#BradWing4QB
Hell, it might actually be an improvement.
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by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Can he kick a tight spiral?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Needs more Rohan Davey
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I called him "Pottymouth"
after watching a “behind the scenes” during a Tennessee game. Every other word was bleeped out.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Dear officials
A legal fair catch signal MUST BE OVER THE RECEIVER’S HEAD
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions
I still think that if you're going to fair catch, you should have to throw a pink polka dot flag
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HEY DID YOU HEAR LSU AND BAMA ARE PLAYING AGA.....
That is so 3 months ago.
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions
I'm more mad at LSU right now
Than I have ever been at my own team
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In any sport
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by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
I find this very hard to believe.
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by Bryan Ashlock on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, 4th and 26
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by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Refs have no idea what a FC looks like.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
THEY ARE BIG 12 REFS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
The Best and Most Inspiring and Exciting Brand of Football
brought to you by the SEC.
DIAF this is pathetic.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
SAYS THE BIG TEN FAN
OHIO STATE WENT 6-6 AND LOST TO AN SEC TEAM
HATER
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Sometimes there are things that merit HATE.
and of those 12 games, only the msu one was on par for this level of pathetic.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
god that was an awful game
meteor didn’t show up
by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
meteor would have been preferable, i agree.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
who was announcing that game? they were so pissed the entire time
by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Matt Millen!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Exactly.
MSU-Wisconsin (twice), Michigan-Notre Dame, Michigan-Ohio State, Ohio State-Wisconsin.
All among the best games of the year.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
x
RT @steakNstiffarms: Welcome to the Fight Touchdowns Bowl.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
GOD DAMNIT YOU IGNORANT COONASS CORNDOG MOTHER FUCKERS THE LAST FUCKING THING I NEED IS BAMMERS BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR ELEVENTY $TEXAS THREEVE NATIONAL CHAMPUNSHIP
AND I FUCKING BLAME YOU IF I END UP CHOKING A BITCH! YOU CANNOT ALLOW HARVEY UPDYKE TO HAVE ANY JOY IN THIS WORLD! YOU ARE SIDING WITH THE TERRORIST!
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
HERIGHT to be MAD
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
clicked
/hides
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Having been around for the 13-2 OU win back in 2000
I feel LSU fan’s pain.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Yeah but FSU was #2 that year.
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
balanced out by Heisman trophy winning QB.
#LOLNOPOINTS
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Is that a painting or an actual picture?
NO IT WASN’T A FAIR CATCH SIGNAL FUCK OFF
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Bullshit that was legal. Nice ass covering.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions
LSU's DB's are not looking that great.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
What's that...
What’s that? Ah — Touchdown? Don’t talk about — a touchdown?! You kidding me?! a touchdown?! I just hope we can kick a fieldgoal! Another fieldgoal!
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Just got back from the gym.
Has anything interesting happened? At all?
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions
ALL THE FIELD GOALS. AGAIN.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
The most bullshit fair catch signal ever
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
NO.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Not a damn thing.
Sigh.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
LSU secondary = Whoof.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing.
Not even a turnover.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
you got back from the gym would be the leader in the club house for interesting events this evening.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Mike the Tiger was dressed as the Honey Badger.
Bama has made four field goals during the game, while an awkward guy at halftime missed four more and “won” a car.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
More derp passes!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions
Great catch on the Smash concept.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
Doesn't LSU have the greatest CBs ever?
Where are they?
Being fucking midgets
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
MacElwain
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I....I...I don't know what I'll do if Bama wins
This could be bad
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions
Smoke some K2?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
I just made up this new fun thing.
It’s called halftime sex. It’s when you have sex at halftime.
It’s especially satisfying when you are watching boring ass football or when your team is sucking balls.
yeah.... me and my pornsite
I mean my gf will try your new thing soon
are these real bloggers' posts?
Is there a porn site dedicated to halftime sex?
I know, I know. Stupid question.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Rule 34
/droppage of the mic
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know what 20 minute sex is
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
/grandpasimpsonattheburlesquehouse.gif
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
...
…
SB Nation's World Soccer Editor, manager of Cartilage Free Captain, contributor to Acme Packing Company.
by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, who ever heard of it taking that long?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
I know right.
/rest of comments redacted
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
well foreplay for her doesn't count right?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
if she brought beer with him, then its a definite go
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
I know what 20 minute sex is!
18 minutes too long!
Am I right, fellas?
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
HEYOOO
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
When you have kids, you will.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Tonight's Offensive MVP:
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
PCP?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Was gonna make a rhabdo joke, then remembered Iowa's offseason.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Wouldn't have been too soon
Because jokes were flying 2 fucking seconds after that happened. From Iowa fans.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Thassa rec
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
MY LITTLE PONY: FIELD GOALS ARE MAGIC
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Stuart Scott?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
enough with the ponys
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nope.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
/youmustbenewhere.jpg
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
LOVE AND TOLERANCE, BRO
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
so does MikeLew
where the fuck is that kenyon douche?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe he's boycotting.
Silly boycotters. They’ll all be kicking themselves in, like July.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
boycotting. he doesn't give a fuck about this game.
i’m entertaining him though
/not like that
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
texting
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
texting is beneath his alma mater
tell him he has been excommunicated.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Wish granted
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I want one
especially with the hat
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
YAAAAAAY!
This gif, the fact that I took the under, and that corndog I just had are the highlights of my life right now.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
that's mean.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Gummy's tail goes both ways.
Charles only runs to the strong side.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Gummy party auto-rec
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Les Miles is a Broney.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
BRONY REC
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
THERE'S A PUNT SIGHTED
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Alabama uses PUNT
It’s not very effective.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
A WILD OFFENSE APPEARED
WILD OFFENSE FLED
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit they're calling him Honey Badger? On air?
Musberger gonna Musberger, I guess.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions
Musberger is that guy who kills the joke every time
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Musburger reminds everyone that All your base are belong to SEC
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
he is honey badger the rest of the night.
by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
SHIT TYRONE GET IT TOGETHER
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
MUSBERGER SHUT UP ABOUT HONEY BADGER
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions
I don't think Musburger remembers his real name.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Things have improved since I started eating this corndog.
Just sayin’.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT THIS SOUTHERN POWERHOUSE IS WITH A LEE
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Ha.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Winfield Scott suggests an anaconda plan
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
DIVIDE AND CONQUER WAR OF ATTRITION, PAWWWWWLLLLLL
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
1861: PAWWWWLLL THEM YANKEES IS SCURRED TO FIGHT US HEAD ON
1865: PAWWWWLLL THEM YANKESS AINT EVEN SKILLED, THEY JUST USE NUMBERS
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Bama's punter has his initials tattooed?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions
Hey Musberger, would it kill you to say Tyrien Mathieu?
by LincolnParkWildcat on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions
He can't pronounce it.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
really?
he cant say “tire ann matthew”?
or is it “tire ee an”?
by LincolnParkWildcat on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
He has the over on the side bet for Honey Badger mentions.
I graphy your geo!
I'm pretty sure if I had splurged for bourbon
LSU would be winning tonight.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions
this is YOUR fault?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry.
Spent booze money on the 2 bottles of Kraken this weekend.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
TROLOLOL
Bryan Fischer @BryanDFischer
A.J. McCarron has made some great throws, on the money all night and the OLine has done a great job of pass pro
Matthew Barkley
@MattBarkley
@BryanDFischer dude, c’mon, it’s just smash routes all day..
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I now respect Matt Barkley
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
things i never thought i would echo
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
You now have herpes.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Hahahaha
Don’t make me like you Matt Barkley
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Oh for fuck's sake his name is Mathieu
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Im actually considering switching over to Pawn Stars right about now
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
They apparantly now have Cajun Pawn Stars
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck this bullshit, I'm gonna go pack for CES
I enjoyed the season Commentariat, here’s to a thrilling Fulmer Cup season
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Come on Musberger, go all the way.
Pick someone for Bama to become “Nyan Cat” or “Courage Wolf”
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions
Three Wolf Moon formation.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
This Honeybadger business reminds me of the AJ Hawk Brady Quinn girlfriend/sister bowl game
that Musberger called.
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
God's not away on business
He’s here and he’s trolling the hell out of us
SB Nation's World Soccer Editor, manager of Cartilage Free Captain, contributor to Acme Packing Company.
He's riding the SkyCam with a fifth of Kraken wearing nothing but some tighty-whities and a beer-dispensing helmet.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Whoever picked the over must feel pretty bad
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions
Well they should
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Bud Light Viewing Party looking Class-ay
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
For the first time in my life, I wish the XFL was still around.
Honey Badger jerseys would be a huge hit.
by The voice of NDNation on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions
Brent is wishing he were on Bourbon St. instead of in the booth
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions
SO SAY WE ALL
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Why, his flask getting low on pre-mixed Sazerecs?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
THE OPTION HAS NOT WORKED ONCE
STOP FUCKING RUNNING IT AND GET JEFFERSON OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
LRC is VURRY upset y'all
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
SHE SHOULD BE.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Y SHE NO POST HURR?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
she in NOLA
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
then how u communicate
are you a wizard?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
cellphoneswithtextingareawesome
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah,
when you can get the fucking app to work.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
They may have updated it recently
but on on my phone it crashes upon opening about 90% of the time.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Phone service in New Orleans right now?
Is such a thing even possible?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
My cousin placed a call successfully 30 sec after the Saints won the Super Bowl
so it can be done, sorta…
/unintelligible call is unintelligible
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
this.
perhaps they set up some mobile towers for the overload?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
bourbon street not that busy.
plus she drunk. so i dn’t know when she SENT her texts
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
OH NOT AT GAME
just in NO in generals.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
yais.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
LRC SAYS HI TO YOU
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
OMG OMG OMGOM GOMGOMGOMG
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
she DRUNK we are having the best texting convo
mostly about brad wing
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
that's nice.
how many hands do you have?
computer, cell phone, and watching game?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
just two
i’m gifted
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Jefferson, you officially don't get how to run Speed Option
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
WKU was down 7 to LSU at halftime. LSU was down 6 to Bama , whats that say bout them?
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWL
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WKU NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ULL uses SIX PLAYERS
It’s very effective!
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Jefferson is no Tim Tebow.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions
ARM SHOVEL PASS
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions
PUNT*
Fuck…drunj
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
BWWWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
SHOVEL PUNT
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
The shit was that?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions
shit
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
THIS GAME IS TURDS
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
SPAULDING!
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions
SHIT ASS CHICKEN!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
FUCK DAMN SHARK
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
YAY
I forgot about that
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, God.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Whaaaaa?
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
Shovel pass'd
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions
MIKEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Oh shit...
I think he just killed that guy…
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions
DERPITY DERP DERP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I graphy your geo!
Jefferson very confused now.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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"THAT'S THE DUMBEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN"
- SG42’s Roommate
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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everyone everywhere
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
There's a reason CERN ain't sending recruiters to most CFB programs.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
He wanted to get in the stat book
for the tackle. NIce job.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
HE JUST DONT UNNASTAN THE TURDISHION OF ESS EEE SEE DEFENSE.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
/LSU education joke goes here.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Womp, womp.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions
Who are the poor deranged bastards who picked the over on this game?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions
This is not even football
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GODDAMMIT THE LIQUOR STORE IS CLOSED
TOO LATE TO ACQUIRE BOURBON
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions
Alabama liquor laws
are fucking dumb, yo.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
It is only 9:30 in AL and liquor stores are closed.
wow.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
'S why I had to get the hell out of the state.
Well, that and my Confederate Gothic soap opera asshole relations…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Pick 'n shovel?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Mosely is now "Insanity Wolf"
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions
At least he took out the defender.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions
Uh-oh, Moseley's knew is fucked.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
*knee
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I hear a Jarrett Lee chant in the background.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
That's what I thought I heard as well
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
zhahahahahahahaha
THAT WAS SO FUCKING STUPID
THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING STUPID
OH SEC
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions
BIG BOY FOOTBALL
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
mom, 10:34 PM: i am giving LSU one more chance to score
mom, 10:34 PM: Good night
by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions
Dad: The bleeding fuck was that
Mom (calmly): That was awful Tom. Just awful.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i really love your family
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
my youngest sister is just a little bit behind the curve
she asked how many yards are needed for a 1st down the other day……
at least she doesn’t say things like “i don’t like football” anymore. she better not after having attended msu-wisc the first and umich-nebraska
by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
well everyone has to learn at some point
and it sounds like she has excellent teachers.
except for that your choice of teams is deplorable.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
They should let Jefferson kick instead
It’s the only thing he’s good at!
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions
Jarrett Lee, to the white courtsey phone.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions
Beat me to it.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
My mind is full of fuck
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
X
Jefferson is channeling his inner Tajh Boyd there.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
LSU Tonight:
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions 16 recs
Thassa rec.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
some things are too perfect for recs
yet i rec this regardless
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
The worst thing I can say about that shovel pass is that it was a Notre Dame-esque turnover.
Congratulations, LSU. You’re fucked.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Les.
Do something. I don’t even care what.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Moseley used to play defense
Then he took an arrow to the knee
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
no
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
SEC! SEC! SEC!
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions
FUCK this shit. This game is in 1D
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Ok, I've changed my rooting interest for the game
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
i knew i picked the right side this morning
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Go meteor.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
I picked this side
The second the game was announced
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Switched rooms, laptops
and someone lost a fucking knee. vomit
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions
I swapped beers and ate a corndog.
Anything to change the situation because obviously what I was doing before was not working.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
There is simply no way...
Jordan Jefferson passes the post game drug test
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Here's what ESPN will show as the highlights
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
18 yo vicky secrets model doing the dougie
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
/changes name to 'the dougie'
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
/hearts boozy
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
I can dream.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
you and me both
/wait what
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
she's fairly tall and has nice shoes?
or, um, well, I guess we could move to Utah.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
not complaining
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Kate Upton
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
A Michigan fan!
(swoon)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
GOD NO
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Saban setting up the field position for the FG.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions
The kind of asshole who grazes on the sidelines?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Title
A few, few minutes ago
I can still remember how
LSU still had some hope
And I knew if I had my chance
I would sub in Mr. Jarrett Lee
And maybe they’d have a fighting chance
But Jefferson made me lose it
With the shovel pass he delivered
Bad news LSU Fans
There isn’t going to be a parade
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about Alabama Pride
But something touched me deep inside
The day… college football… died.
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Apparently Lee is warming up?
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
PLEASE SCORE A TD!
Where is Updyke with the lethal injection that he had ready? I think LSU could use it now.
I graphy your geo!
Weirdness
We just got a Christmas card from a guy we sold something to via eBay.
It had $10 cash inside.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Is a National Title contender getting ready to put Jarrett Lee to save the game?
Dear God what have we done
JEREMY SHELLEY FOR MVP
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
THE ENDZONE IS LAVA
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Groping for Dance with Dragons joke re: Tigers and Elephants of the city of Volantis.
Fuck, I know I had something for this.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions
ONE MAN SCORING GAG
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
One could say that the shovel pass was 'Bush' league.
/2006’d y’all.
by bevonyc on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
FG kicker must be MVP.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions
LOL
And here comes the one man scoring gang.
Hahahaha, Brent, you old troll you.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
If this thing holds up, could the kicker be the mvp?
by The voice of NDNation on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions
NO GOOD
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
There's the Bama we love
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions
Missed!
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
bama misses kick
DRINK YO DRINK
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions
LOL kickers you so cray.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions
OOPS
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions
Whoops,
kicker’s sister just lost 3 fingers.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions
MAKIN' FIELD GOALS MOST OF THE TIME NASHNUL CHAMPEENS PAWWWLLL.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WHY ISNT SABAN RUNNING A FAKE THERE?
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
WHY IS JEFFERSON ON THE FIELD?
THE LSU FANS ARE BOOING
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
BOOOOO
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
Boo birds out for Jefferson!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
"Booze from the crowd"
Damn right.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
HAHAHAA JEFFERSON IS BEING BOOED
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
LES Y U STICK WITH JEFFERSON?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
Jefferson is STILL out there?
I knew Les Miles was insane, but I didn’t think he was stupid.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
Really really dumb
For real
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
From the Twitters...2012 New SEC Logo
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
SO AWESOME
ALMOST MISSED
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
We've replaced Les Miles with Jim Tresseel
Let’s see if anyone notices.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Not until April, most likely.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
We've secretly replaced Jordan Jefferson with Morgan Newton...
EVERYONE NOTICED.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
Don't boo Jefferson too much
He might get mad and punch a man in the face
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
Worst play in football
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I think there were two
One incompletion, one completion. I remember them like an oasis in the desert.
Kicking is Winning.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions
Wow. Last time LSUs offense got completely smothered like this there were 13 men on the field
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions
Fuck this
Where is Ryan Perrilloux
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LSU, your everything. Woof.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Someone is going to get curbstomped later.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions
what was that directional southern school that gave bama more of a game than lsu is giving them tonight?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions
Does LSU even have 50 total yards yet?
I graphy your geo!
58 yds
1 first down rushing, 1 first down passing.
10 yds rushing, 15 rushes, .7 yards per rush.
9 for 12 passing, 4.0 yards per pass 2 sacks 14 yards lost to sacks and 1 interception.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
What a Jefferson-esque play
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???4
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
How in the fuck did a 4 get in there?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
i don't know...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I just shot my tv,
and I’m in a suite at the Cosmopolitan
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Jarrett Lee is LSU's only hope.
Alabama does what Alabama Does – get in the QB’s head.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions
OK, Les.
If Jefferson comes back out next drive, you aren’t going to have many friends.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
Heh heh
BOOMER SOONER
WARCHANT
BOOMER SOONER
WARCHANT
BOOMER SOONER
WARCHANT
BOOMER SOONER
WARCHANT
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
BEST GAME EVAH
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Just for you pal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55DtWevqHc
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i luv you
/hahahah murderer’s row = texas kstate nebraska
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Shucks :)
You’re very welcome
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
that BCS game Pitt played in throws the challenge flag
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Alabama is totally in this game. LSU, I don't know what state they are in. They aren't playing in this game
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I'm thinking of when Texas's QB got destroyed a while back.
Was that the BCSCG? Brain not working too well right now.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Of course, even if I'm remembering correctly
That kind of replacement isn’t what you meant.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Geez, at least in the B1G there's a safety once in a while.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions
Les Miles you are treading on dangerous ground
by fischduk on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
Because fuck the SAWX
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
So Les Miles is going to pitch to Aaron Boone?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Super Tuesday?
Wait, not what I’m thinking
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions
A flag?
Let me guess, he called for the fair catch.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions
In football, moving forward is how you score points
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Michael Felder MAD
THEY’RE PLAYING FUCKING COVER TWO. STRETCH THE FIELD. HIT THE VOIDS. WHAT ARE THESE BOO BOO THE FOOL PLAYCALLS?!
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
This is Nick Saban holding LSU's head underwater until the twitching stops.
It’s ceased being entertaining and now becoming kinda dark.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions
"I was into sacks before they went mainstream"
/plugs PBR into beer helmet
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's the Grady Little one
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
It's just the one picture
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry 'bout that.
My profile pic is 122346325 × 789234709 shrunk into a 10 × 10 box.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
LSU's defense is about to give up.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
I was there with you man.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
This is a worse offensive game than UT-UK
and we started a receiver at QB.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions
Really, really???
Fuck you, buddy. Reminding me of that piece of shit game on a night where I have to watch our rival winning its 2,746 championship. Damnit. It hurts so bad, where’s my bottle.
That was at least 1 Jefferson series too many.
Bama’s getting in the end zone this time and it’s game over.
I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. Please don’t make me.
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"Jordan Jefferson Sucks"
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
If you can't run the ball....
And you never throw it past the linebackers, you’re really screwed.
I'm gonna go
drown myself in some Blue Moon. BRB.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions
No fair, Pauuxxxlllll
Alabama is playing on Freshman difficulty and we’re on All-American.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
bwahahahahaha
incomplete! no TD for you!
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions
BWHAAHH incomplete. More FGS!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions
I heard alot of nakeds
Got excited then realized the game was still on
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions
Review that shit.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions
lolwut?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
The Golden Snitch is within reach...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
SO CLOSE TO CATCHING THE SNITCH, BAMA!
I graphy your geo!
Changed the channel to Spike
to watch 1,000 ways to die… my tv switched back to ESPN… weird.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
This game is #784.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Ha
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
This game is Way # 691
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
That was a close.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions
Of course that pass is incomplete
Can’t have any touchdowns here
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions
Stuck in office
Am I missing anything good?
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Jordan Jefferson redefining rock bottom for a QB
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
wow, almost a red zone play
too fancy for this highly competitive well executed matchup
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
That was close enough for this game.
Alabama should get credit for a TD.
PICK SIX PICK SIX PLEASE
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Can you return a FG for a touchdown?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
You can definitely field it in the end zone and run it back, if that's what you're asking.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
I know. It was a (bad) joke
but at 800 posts a second, they can’t all be winners.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
LSU and insanely crazy
There’s still hope
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
@AndyGlockner
“Mobb Deep thinks Jefferson has looked a little uneasy tonight.”
Indeed.
OH NO FEARLESS LEADER LOSING HIS MIND
edsbs edsbs
PUT IN BRANTLEY, LSU.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
by Boatdrinks on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Sigh.
This is just depressing.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
What is to stop Alabama and LSU's athletic directors from declaring THUNDERDOME at Jerrahworld two weeks from now?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions
T. Boone Pickens and his private army
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
/plays seven nation army
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
The fact that there's no money involved?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
ALL THE SANCTIONS.
And let’s just make it a FG-kicking contest, shootout-style.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Human decency?
So, it’s a mortal lock that it’ll happen.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Ha
Onion Sports Network @OnionSports
#LSU: Beating a coach like Nick Saban twice in the same season is never easy, unless you’re in the AFC East
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
How do you let AJ McCarron shake you?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions
for realsies
been quiet a few tonight.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Dont make me post Derpy again!!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions
Hey, a sack!
…wait, never mind, LSU can’t tackle.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
Brent says "Dives!"
Somewhere in Philly, Addazio takes a drink.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions
LETS HAVE A FG GOAL TRY
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Throw the damn towel, Les!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
He threw in the towel before this game started.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Alabama players with more yards than LSU
AJ McCArron with 233 yds passing.
Kevin Norwood with 78 yds receiving
Darius Hanks with 58 yds receiving.
Trent Richardson has 4 less yds than LSU has offense.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Don't forget the Kicker
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
This will either be the greatest 4th quarter ever
Or the worst
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Screw this
Off to go cry and I don’t even like LSU
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You know,
my neighbors raise quarter horses.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
I got the theme song to this game!
LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Like being pecked to death by a duck.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
beaten to death with a whiffle ball bat
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Beaten to the punch by Joe Schad
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
GUYS
What happens if you cross the goal line with the ball in your hand…. ON OFFENSE?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
SINGULARITY EVENT. DON'T
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
DONT DO IT
WE DONT KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Death by stoning.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
You're going to see some serious shit.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Ghostbusters rec
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Hell, you don't even have to cross it.
(mathieu_sec_championship.jpg)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It just happened
Didn’t you see it? LSU just did it.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I think they would need the heart of gold
because that is probably the most improbably thing that could ever happen tonight.
My God. It's going to happen.
LSU and Alabama are going to manage to play 120+ minutes of football without a single touchdown.
BURN EVERYTHING.
West Virginia much?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
You know, it's probably their fault. They fucking took all of the touchdowns.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
And GSU took all the points against Bama
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
This is going to be the only national championship game to feature the kicker as MVP
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions
Eight.
You only get two points for a safety.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
National Championshit game
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
somebody please rec this for me
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Greened it.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Sure Herbie, he is in FUCK IT, I'MMA GOING KICK IT DEEP mode
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The club can't even handle me right now!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I see you're already posting highlights.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
SO MANY KICKS
IS LIKE A PRO GAME
WAIT, ALL THE SEC PLAYERS SHOULD BE IN THE PROS ALREADY, RIGHT?
SEC SUCCESS
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions
They're getting paid like pros.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
AJ Green and Cam Newton are already gone though
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Hits thumb with hammer.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
BIG BOY FOOTBALL
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED????
actually, no, not really.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
This is our last football game before the offseason?
Fuck you, 2011. This is your doing.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions
This year blows.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
This is single-handedly setting the game of football back 40 years.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Baby, I'm burnin'.
Out of control.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Five scoring drives and it's only a 2 possession game.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions
I'm pretty sure I saw this ACCCG in 2006.
Of course, it was a more competitive game.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions
Now that was uncalled for
This is shitty enough already without you bringing that up.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
OH THEY'RE FROM TUSCALOOSA HOW INTERESTING!!!!!!
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions
Hang on one second?! Do you hear that?!
Is that the JaMarcus Russell music I’m hearing?!
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I remember years when Spurrier wouldn't attempt 7 FG in a season, much less 3 Qtrs.
3 MNC for the midget 1 for Spurrier, tell me that you don’t all wish the Ol’ Ball coach was still alive.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
He's not dead.
He just coaches at South Carolina.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
This is the game America wanted!
Well, not America exactly. More like roughly 60% of a midsized state with low adult literacy rates.
Saban says it's a tall state and don't you forget it.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
THE YEAR OF THE FIELD GOAL KICKER
/pukes
//pukes
///pukes
by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions
Good thing Brendan Gibbons is clutch.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
LOL
THE YEAR OF THE FIELD GOAL KICKER
Thanks for playing, ESPN production truck
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
Flagged
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
But not the one we deserve.
Well, except for Pitt.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bowl?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Is that, in fact, the great Reggie Ball?
With great power comes great responsibility.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Best UGA QB ever
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
True.
Beat GT 4 times and AU twice.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
More completions to UGA CBs than UGA QBs Made to UGA WRs for a while there
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Calvin Johnson was not wasted at all
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
You can't take the 2004 Clemson game away from me.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
the hero it seems you have
/i feel that pain bro hug
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
yup
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
His season:
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Any chance Miles is just fucking with us?
/Puts Lee in with 5 minutes left and wins
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Settle it on the field?
Why can’t the ADs get together and give us some justice . . . oh wait
by iwouldfootball on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Why would you want to watch more of this?
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Why couldn't this happen?
How about simple human fucking decency?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Jordan Jefferson is making freshman-year Juice Williams look like a Heisman winner
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions
Somebody is whizzing this one away.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
The loser of this is given the ACC Championship as a consolation prize right
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions
One qtr left for the Hatter to show he is the ultimate Troll!
I graphy your geo!
Do players hold up all five fingers when they go to OT?
HOlding up 4 fingers <<<< Slapping fives after free throws (make or miss)
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Has a kicker ever won the National Championship MVP?
Because at this rate, you might as well give it to him.
Year of the Kicker.
Georgia Tech special teams, why must you suck so much donkey balls?!?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions
After the first game Bama fans said "we lost a field goal kicking contest"
So they are 1 and 1 on FG kicking contests so far unless one of the teams decides that carrying the football into the end zone is not against the rules.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions
The sad thing is,
Bammers will claim this as a blowout of LSU to justify being #1 in both polls.
The sadder thing is, they’re not wrong, with how LSU has been playing.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
I still believe THIS MAN should've been playing in a Nat'l Championship game:
Because we know he can score TD’s
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
LOL FGS
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
PEW PEW
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
It is bad when NFL mascots start trolling the game.
RT @JaxsonDeVille: If this BCS title game could be bottled and sold it would give ambien a run for it’s money.
I graphy your geo!
by rasvar on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
All Kicks and No Touchdowns make this a dull Game
All Kicks and No Touchdowns make this a dull Game
All Kicks and No Touchdowns make this a dull Game
All Kicks and No Touchdowns make this a dull Game
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
No beer no TV make HOmer something something something
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Go.........crazy?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Don't even joke about this going to OT.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
lolol
@SC_DougFarrar
SC_DougFarrar
Ironically, this game is making Tom Rinaldi cry.
by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
They're tears of joy, but still tears.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
I should have "sacriced" more Kerbals
to the Great Cause instead of watching this game.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions
SUNSPHERE DEMANDS BLOOD
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
That reminds me.
Now that football is over forever, I can figure out what this Kerbal Space Program thing is all about.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
It is the damn devil
But i want to get Jebediah to the Mun and back* so keep playing.
*he’s been to the Mun a bunch and crashed there
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
a
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
ZIP ZAP RAP?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
BOOM BOOM POW?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NOBODY CAN DO THE TWIST LIKE I DO
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
F
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
PPPPPPPPPPPEDDDDDDDDD
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Herbstreit trolls Clemson hard
Bama gave up more touchdowns all season than Clemson did in a football game
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions
Herbstreit kicking Clemson while they're down.
Highlight of the game so far.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Excellent trolling Clemson, Herbstreit.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions
For God's sake, somebody throw something.
i don’t care if it gets picked. Throw a pie, even. Throw babies. Throw something.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions
Miles has thrown the game; what more do you need?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Miles is making bank tonight.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
CHAINSAW JUGGLING
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Babies on spikes, we've got rack-of-baby!
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Shishkebaby? Call Muaji!
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
How the hell did Oregon give up 40 points to this team?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions
Oregon's D < Alabama's D
Everyone’s is.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
^^^^ All extremely valid points
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Jan 10, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
LSU has looked dejected since the 1st quarter, Musberger.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
That's just mean, Herbie.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions
Herbstreit wouldn't be making "lifeless" jokes if Craig James was still working for the network
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
by slims on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET ENERGY WHEN JORDAN JEFFERSON
IS REPEATEDLY SHOOTING THE FUCKING TEAM IN THE FUCKING FOOT?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
KINETIC ENERGY TRANSFERANCE, PAAAAAWWWWWWLLL
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
And how are they going to score points with a bullet hole in their foot?
They’d have to cross the goal line or something.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
i'm gonna have to take off the lsu shrit aren't i?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
SHIIIIIT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
already gone
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
To Repeat
Pics or it didn’t happen
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
y'all should know better
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
lol
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
i don't know what you should know, just better
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
And you said it was MY fault...
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
i'm willinlg to put on a fucking pink cubs hat if it will work
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
*GASP*
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I KNOW
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
......................... the cubs?
i’m judging you
moreso on CUBS than the pink part
by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
its the worst thing i could think of
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Wear the Missouri-shaped Cards hat backwards
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
and inside out?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Or just bring out the rally monkey
Oh, I forgot thats not yall
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Squirrelz yo.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
no moose
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
A moose bit my sister once...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Well, Brad Wing is on the screen.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Musberger has resorted to describing thing that MIGHT happen
In order to pretend there’s some excitement in this game
Hallucinations are a symptom of severe alcoholism.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
WHO THE FUCK CALLS A FULLBACK DIVE IN THAT SITUATION?
SERIOUSLY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Oh yes. Fullback dive is a great fucking call.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
A for effort
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I'm still voting LSU #1
Kent State, Temple, Akron too, they can't do it like we do.
Falcons, Bobcats and Redhawks talk a lot can't back it up.
I think I would just put no one in the No. 1 spot
Not sure anyone deserves the national title this year
Congratulations to the The Purdue Boilermakers on their first ever national football championship.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Placed in a burlap sack, tied to a rock and thrown overboard.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know what's happening, but I don't like it
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST reply actions
This game just makes me sick to my stomach.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
Ok, I am pulling for the shutout now.
LSU deserves to knock FSU out of the worst BCS performance spot.
I graphy your geo!
The ACC shall rise again
in 2016
Kent State, Temple, Akron too, they can't do it like we do.
Falcons, Bobcats and Redhawks talk a lot can't back it up.
Frog's theme from Chrono Trigger in Dubstep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avqG7nxswJU
Because FUCK IT
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Chrono Trigger Auto-Rec
Engaged
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I've never seen a team run up the score with field goals.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions
To all you doubters - FUCK YOU!
Whoooooooooooooooo! Roll Tide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am quite surprised how long it took us
To get the first serious PAWWWWLLLL HATERZ GONNA HATE I POISONED THE LSU OAKS ROLL TAHD PAWWWLLL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Who the fuck ever doubted you could win?
You’re still not the top team in the country
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that's not going to work. Obviously if you didn't think Bama was going to win and deserves 3 national championships for this, you are a hater.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just happy they won under dubious circumstances.
Gives me trolling material for a long time.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Roll Tide!
Haterz gotta hate. BAMA gotta win! 14th National Championship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BamaFaninATL on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
al.com's on line two
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
How can they win a championship when they are only tied for the divison lead?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
I realize you don't care,
but you are NOT helping the image of bama fans around here.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen plays more exciting than this.
Honest to God… PLAYS!
by Some Guy Named Gabbo on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions
I've seen WARMUPS more exciting than this.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Anton Chekov ones too.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I know why this is happening
GOD DAMN YOU LEE CORSO!
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Aw, fuck it.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Fuck it. I watched the ENTIRE GATORS FUCKING SEASON
but this shit is just awful.
I’m going to sleep.
I’ll watch Smellys two future FGs and his MVP trophy acceptance speech in the morning.
...I can count my years in scars...
LSU has same number of first downs as Bama has missed FGs
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions
What does that mean? Is that good? Did they break it? Is that good? New High Score?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
hmph
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
no, no you won't.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
mmmm french toast and eggs
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
and bacon
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Que?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
...AND GEORGETOWN STILL SUCKS!
Geez, I thought the Syracuse crew was up on these things…
Twitter: RyanMcD29
this is what we've come to
holder is the play of the game
Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - R. Feynman
Good Hands Play:
McCarron as a holder.
This game is dogshit.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
oh shit.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions
I'm gone
Screw this
SB Nation's World Soccer Editor, manager of Cartilage Free Captain, contributor to Acme Packing Company.
Great Clips: Because it's that hard to get a haircut.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
/gets mirror and clippers
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
OKLAHOMA REFERENCE DRINk
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
He started a Ruiners Club
But then he ruined it.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK YOU
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
/hides
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
They mentioned the 2001 Champ game
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
OH SHIT
/Hides
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
I just don't get why SVP, as a maryland man would hate an innocuous state SO MUCh
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
am i that scary?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
A woman scorned makes a Honeybadger give a shit!
I graphy your geo!
YES ABSOLUTELY WELL LIKE 10 MONTHS FROM NOW.
Oh god please be gentle.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
/pets acs
//supplies with gin
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
You should be worrying about the return trip to Chestnut Hill next year
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
What what in the butt.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
Sign of life for LSU?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A LITTLE BITCH MCCARRON
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Small highlight is small.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Hey! The LSU defense just did something!
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Also, I will forever hate Iowa State if Bama wins and gets a unanimous title.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
Oh Brent.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions
Dear LSU
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
also true
Dear Brent,
I know your job is to make this game seem entertaining, but
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
OH GOD BRENT STOP IT
“honey badger fears no man”
by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions
Wow, Mathieu
Good job losing 15 yards for no reason
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions
Brent.
No.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions
If Lee doesn't come onto the fucking field
The game is over.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Why didn't the refs whistle that dead 15 yards earlier?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions
In this game, there is no forward progress.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
FEAR THE TIDE, HONEY BADGER
i didn’t realize he was female
by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
lulz
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
How many Sazeracs, Brett? Be honest.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions
Musberger, say his fucking name once.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
SHIT TYRIAN GET IT TOGETHER
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Tyrion?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
his lack of self awareness would limit him to a douchebag uncle
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
My mom's 7 layer dip is pretty good
I like mine better though because I make it spicier, and I use a mix of lamb and beef for the meat layer.
Hypocrasy Alert: Taco Bell makes a 7-Layer Dip Burrito.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
By the way, is there any thought to blocking for the honey badger.?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
looks like they went punt block instead of punt return
Kent State, Temple, Akron too, they can't do it like we do.
Falcons, Bobcats and Redhawks talk a lot can't back it up.
I think I would have rather watched a Georgia Southern - Alabama rematch.
At least we would get touchdowns on both sides.
HONEY BADGER HONEY BADGER WHO YOU THINK YOU STOP-IN'?
Eh, I reference the terrible UGA video as it is. I’ll leave it be
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Tweet
Timothy Burke @bubbaprog
We are ten minutes away from the final touchdown of the 2011 College FB season being scored by.. THE MAC
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Heh heh
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
MACtion 2011-2012 Bowl Cup Champions
Kent State, Temple, Akron too, they can't do it like we do.
Falcons, Bobcats and Redhawks talk a lot can't back it up.
I HAVE A DREAM
THAT I CAN BUY A NEW WASHER AT SEARS FOR 25% OFF
This line from some idiot on my Facebook almost makes it all better:
“I bet the line at Academy is already long…I want me a T-shirt!”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Honey Badger
Isn’t giving a fuck regardless
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
TCU'S OWN MARSHALL NEWHOUSE
Marshall Newhouse
@MNewhouse74
Following
So in the end, CEOs/ESPN get their payday, SEC fans are happy, and the rest of the nation gets a poop sandwich? #mmmmmk
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
that works
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
U MAD NORTH
/vomits from ESS EEE CEE game
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Jump
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http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/9/2695605/bamas-gunna-race-to-the-feeenishhh-paaawwwwwlllll
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/9/2695605/bamas-gunna-race-to-the-feeenishhh-paaawwwwwlllll
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http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/9/2695605/bamas-gunna-race-to-the-feeenishhh-paaawwwwwlllll
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Agh! Voodoo Lady!!! RUN!!!
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
AJ wishes he knew how to quit Trent.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Boringest effing game ever
Embarrassment to nanl champeenship. Wouldn’t even be a decent SEC game. These are the two best teams in the nation at this point? I thinks not.
I don't listen to the fans much, but I do listen to the players some. -- Tom Landry
by Transplanted Texan on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions
Congrats to the University of Texas
2012 Longhorn Network National Champs
by tron1013 on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
LSU has 83 yards. Can they break 100 yards?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions
BCS Troll Champ
Street Kirk name Herb. So say Peggy, so say we all
by tron1013 on Jan 9, 2012 11:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Congratulations to Alabama Jumbos
On third place finish in SEC
by tron1013 on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Either it got quiet in here real quick,
or y’all are all composing 50-page pamphlets against the BCS system.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 11:37 PM EST reply actions
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