FULMER CUPDATE: YOU GET NO BONUS POINTS FOR SMELLING SO DAMN GOOD
by Spencer Hall on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 PM EST
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PrintThe Big Board was wrought from the massive hands of Boardmaster Brian. Are you outraged at the pipeline that sprang up in your backyard? That's his penis. He has to put it somewhere, you see, just as Reggie Nelson has been known to spool his around random ferris wheels. Scores in the Fulmer Cup and explanations follow.
GEORGIA. Starting cornerback Sanders Commings hit his girlfriend in some kind of domestic dispute, and those kind of conflict management tactics exercised in front of witnesses will get you a simple battery and a domestic violence charge. Under Georgia law simple battery and an attendant domestic violence charge of this nature are misdemeanors, so even with the hitting girls bonus point Georgia only tallies three points here. This is not an inappropriate joke about Mark Richt's fondness for field goals. This is an inappropriate joke about Mark Richt's fondness for field goals.
NEW MEXICO. Mike Locksley is gone, but the rage crackling around every surface in Albuquerque found a new conductor in quarterback Ryan Trujillo, who in a dispute outside Weck's ("A Full Belly Tradition Since '91!") with his girlfriend wrestled the keys away from her AND THEN MACED HER WITH HER OWN PEPPER SPRAY. There are many things a relationship can recover from, but being pepper sprayed doesn't seem like one of them unless you're into that, and holy shit did we just find a new and extremely inconvenient sexual fetish to never, ever adopt.
Despite how it sounds, Trujillo was charged with a battery against a household member, a misdemeanor worth one point. We'll add in the hitting girls bonus (Pepper spray counts here) and tack on an OMG YOU DID NOT JUST PEPPER SPRAY YOUR GIRLFRIEND OUTSIDE OF A PLACE WITH FINE CLUB SANDWICHES, and take New Mexico up to three points and a tie for the lead in the Fulmer Cup 2012.
SYRACUSE. The suavest crime will always be advanced jewel thieving thanks to a childhood of Pink Panther movies, but the second suavest? Cologne theft, which is really less about stealing than uniting sexy with its natural odor. That's what we used to tell the clerks at Dillard's, and we'll be damned if they didn't buy it!* Quarterback Terrel Hunt clearly agrees with this theory, which is why he was walking out of a store with a bottle of Breakline cologne for men from the Hollister store at Carousel mall. That's one point for Syracuse for just wanting to smell too sexy for their own damn good. Sexy shouldn't be against the law, but whatever, Country-who-bans-opium-and-lawn-darts.
*They didn't. :( #sadPeterWarrickVibes #expungedrecords #DrakkarNoirDoesNotCount
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Damn, getting beat by Syracuse once again.....
Ooooh, you are starting to get on my nerves.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
I believe it was actually $49.23
Go Bulls!
by Leavitt Town on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Gonna be a WLOCP showdown for the Fulmer Cup
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Guess I'll be rooting for the asteroid
as usual.
by cowcollege on Jan 25, 2012 12:49 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
This is what you really need....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
ProTip: Don't buy your explosive space modulators or other moon-destroying weapons from anyone who lists an AOL email address.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
LOL ba-dum tisss!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 25, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
They are all struggling to remain conscious.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Inflatable Autopilot
There’s a striking resemblance between it and Eric Cantor in this image.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 25, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Otto rec
I also like to imagine Bismarck as an inflatable man
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Auto rec
for “Otto rec.” Nicely done.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Kevin Wilson? Is that you?
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 25, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Kevin Stallings?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
It looks as thought the right half of the gif is frozen
probably not far off though
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 25, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
nevermind, i just watched the video
this is how it looked too. It was a mocking rimshot because the joke was terrible.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 25, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
The SEC East appears to be the SEC West of the Fulmer Cup
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Aren't they generally?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Last year was that rare year when it was different.
Seriously want to slap those four idiots. Auburn was near the very BOTTOM of all-time Fulmer Cup standings with only 3-4 incidents in the history of it until they had to go do what they did and then the Lee County prosecutor had to throw EVERY CHARGE he could at them.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Of course, also sad for them for doing something so stupid and ruining their lives
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The western division has some incredibly football-friendly police departments.
It’s a common phenomenon in smallish southern college towns. Ours being the exception to that rule.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
When some kid you know gets seriously injured in a low-speed scooter accident
you won’t be so dismissive of Athens PD tactics.
Don't even get me started on the chaos that has ensued from people not giving their middle name
http://blogs.ajc.com/uga-sports-blog/2010/07/06/uga-football-player-arrested/
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Luckily, Love has been driven out of town and is transferring
So some other college town will be forced to abide his no-middle-name-giving lawlessness.
I'm waiting for a rutgers insider trading violation
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
"Why'd you lose your job? Insider trading?"
“Kiddiing. It’s a joke.”
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
This new Sherman Anti-Trust act is going to propel Vanderbilt to Fulmer Cup glory.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
PAWWWWWL I DONT TRUST THAT SHERMAN FELLER OR HIS NEW LAW
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 25, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Of course a lot of people South of the Mason-Dixon line are going to have trouble with a guy named sherman
"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."
by ResearchSkins on Jan 25, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't get this picture.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
SEC Speed.
They will fade out over the course of a season.
by Hugh G. Rection on Jan 25, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
In our case
last season was truly a rebuilding year.
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"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Cologne Theft? That deserves a paper-mache victory beast! (as seen in UH student center yesterday)
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
Needs a top hat
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by allicolls on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It was randomly sitting next to the Islamic Student Association's table.
So perhaps it was doffing the cap out of respect.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Was it pointed toward a certain city in Saudi Arabia?
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by SierraSpartan on Jan 25, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
/thinks
No, Though I must admit, I’m not sure if a Muslim would face East or West here.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Ah yes, the antipodean question...
Which way do we go, George, which way do we go?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
West:
Mecca: 39.8 deg. E
Honolulu: 157.8 deg. W
Honolulu-to-Mecca (east): 197.6 degrees
Going West from Honolulu is shorter (heuristically of course, I know not Great Circle route and all that)
Infidel.
Allah cares not for your Euclidean Geometry.
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by SierraSpartan on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I knew someone would go and calculate it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
Takes all the whimsy out of the question, doesn't it?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but typical of the commentariat
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but that's assuming you're using strict Euclidean geometry, which isn't appropriate for those distances
on the oblong spheroid on which we live.
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Bear was born in Arkansas.
Tuscaloosa is just our Jerusalem.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Shouldn't Syracuse get a bonus point for theft of aerosol weapon?
After all, anyone wearing Breakline is effectively macing everybody within a 100-yard radius.
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Back before I knew better, ^
Drakkar was my scent of choice. This explains soooo much.
^ “before I knew better” = before I met my wife.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Like my grandpa used to say:
“Just dab a little ball sweat on the tip of your nose and you’ll have to beat them away with a stick”
He didn’t really say that but I will if I’m ever a grandpa.
by cowcollege on Jan 25, 2012 12:54 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
An ex-GF once told me she liked the smell of my ballsack.
Hearing her say that was a total turnoff
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Stubob?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
I've determined you're "stubob" and he's STUBOB
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer "creepy Stubob" and "noncreepy Stubob"
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by allicolls on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Am I creepy
or post too much?
or generally disliked around here?
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not if you keep posting adorable puppydogs!
And Stubob-with-numbers isn’t “generally disliked” (at least by me), he just continues to step in it and we continue to give him shit about it.
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did you post a picture of yourself and the girl you intend to ask out?
No? Then you’re not creepy
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
wait...there's TWO OF YOU?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
The one with numbers is the one who dated a furry.
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seersucker (i know what that is now)? furry? you're introducing me to a whole 'nother language?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
We talk funny down here.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
so what's furry?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Um. Go ask /b/.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
A furry like people who dress up in animal/cartooned costumes...and stuff
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
that was the "and stuff" part
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
people who dress up in mascot costumes
and…well like to think they’re anthropomorphic animals I guess
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
People who dress as animals
and may or may not be sexually attracted to those that do.
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GAH! NO!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
This
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
and analyzes things a lot
and posts creepy pictures
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
LOLWUT?
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
We've got two "Stubobs" and no "Billy Bobs"?
That’s gotta change once the Aggies hit the SEC, right?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I did not realize there were two of you. Didn't mean you.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
I've always gone with Stubob and Stubob####### or something similar
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Lawn darts thrown in parabolic arc?
Hours and hours of unsupervised fun!
"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."
My brothers and I had a set of those....
Dad’s rules were very strict.
“Boys, you will treat these like they were a rifle, and all range rules will apply, or you won’t have them anymore.”
We got to keep the the whole summer.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
There's the difference
Your parents apparently had some level of affection for you. My parents: “Ok, just don’t hurt each other . . . wait, some kid got hit and the head and killed by one of these? NO SIR.”
"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."
by ResearchSkins on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
That, and Dad had already been taking us shooting for several years...
So, he knew that we knew what he was talking about.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Absolutely
My siblings and I were enrolled in gun safety programs from an early age, but I think my parents looked at the flat tip of the dart and said, “Ok.” It never crossed their minds that 1. These things could be lethal, and 2. We would throw them up in the air and try to catch them.
"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."
by ResearchSkins on Jan 25, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Hollister?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 12:55 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Sure wish I could see that picture....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
I think you've been NFF'd.
It’s basically /appalled.gif
Although now I wish I had gone with /youretackyandihateyou.gif
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
Excellent.
Much obliged.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
Would this one work also?
or were you looking for the School of Rock?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Huh, so that's what that guy looks like
Some mix between Jerry Jones and a mad scientist
Imma hang up and listen
He gots Nice teeth.
Guess they don’t spend ALL their lawsuit proceeds on posterboard and gas for the (short ) bus.
*Note to self, if you create a crazy family based cult, send at least 2 of the smarter offspring to lawschool
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly that.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
And they play REALLY LOUD MUSIC.
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Also, they have some of that terrible cologne on misters in the store
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
I've never actually been inside one.
Just walked past the one at our local horrible mall.
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hey, don't diss on Bell Aire and Springdale
“horrible mall” … redundant comment is redundant
(is that how you do it?)
The one on the north side of the street isn't even a mall anymore.
Just a Best Buy, Sam’s Club, and handful of other stores with a department store tacked onto the end.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Wait, that's not a mall?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ours must be backwards.
The A&F store has horribad house music playing at deafening levels, while the Hollister has mellow Jack Johnson-wannabe stuff playing at a merely obnoxious volume.
#teamavoidsmallsatallcost
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, either way, I steer well-clear
That said it seems like their popularity is waning, or at least people thankfully don’t wear that stuff after turning 17.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
The big warehouse is closing down i heard here in C-bus.
Hopefully it’s over for both soon.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
is it really?
i worked there during summers while in college. the 40% discount even made the stuff affordable.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, the kid next door was working there - they basically just locked the doors.
3 days after they told him he was full time, (which I thought was pretty hilarious – welcome to the world of jerb kid). Anyway i think he said there’s only one building on that campus they kept running.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
such a weird campus - i remember it seeming like a jungle tiki hut colony on steroids.
though i appreciated the free ice cream snacks and cookouts on fridays. and they had a decent employee gym.
was most amused that my supervisor at the warehouse was a biology grad from Denison. fuck you Denison.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
I've got 3 nieces between the ages of 12 and 20
so I feel accomplished if I only have to visit one of the two stores twice a year.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
please don't make fun of me for this.
Abercrombie is the HS version. House music. Over sexualized. ‘Faux folding’ of things..you know messy, but not too messy, like bed head.
Hollister is the middle school version. “california” styling. No worries. mellow. etc.
Abercrombie tried to create an adult line. It failed because most of those people who buy Affliction and $200 jeans could still see through the BS they were spewing.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
And yet those people still buy Affliction
Nadolig Hapus
by gth863x on Jan 25, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Deep question...
When dragons and skeletons go out clubbing, do they wear t-shirts with douchebags on them?
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by Spartan D on Jan 25, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
How no one has sued A&F over those colone misters is beyond me.
Hey, remember when you could buy camping equipment at Abercrombie and Fitch?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Charles Emerson Winchester, III sure does
and is appalled at what A&F has become.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Portable bathtub anyone?
I could question ALL. THE. ANSWERS. if Jeopardy! ever had a M*A*S*H catgory.
Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.
I have M*A*S*H Trivial Pursuit.
No one will play it with me.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Alan Alda will, but he'll demand to take over the game about three turns in.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
I did not know such a thing existed
Will now torment wife for countless evenings reading the questions and going “yeah, I knew that.”
/second thought – may not remain married much longer if I do this
Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.
Long out of print,
and expensive as hell. You can find used copies like THIS one, though. Makes a good birthday/anniversary present for a fan of the show.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
So, much like Banana Republic?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Went bankrupt in 1988 and name was sold to The Limited. Today's A&F has only the name in common with the outfitter that boasted of being "the greatest sports catalogue in the world"
Thank you internets!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
I actually like Banana for things like Kakhis or polo shirts.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not supporting or knocking it.
But I remember when it was safari gear and pith helmets.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
A lot of call for that in suburbia, was there?
Might explain all these women I see in giant sunglasses driving Range Rovers in areas with nothing but paved roads.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
How Land Rover became a luxury brand is another myster to me.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Are Range Rovers even 4x4s any more?
Give me a Land Rover Defender with two seat belts and seating for 12. That’s a real Land Rover.
Nadolig Hapus
You mean a Defender 130?
Yes please.
Fuck your Excursion!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
my parents have always wondered why
the cars missionaries they knew drove became popular in suburbia.
That's sort of beside the point.
It was A. Now it’s B, the complete opposite of A, yet has the same name.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
I do hate that. Especially the bug eye sunglasses.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Fuckin' A.
(A&F got their big break by outfitting the Rough Riders)
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by Big Jon on Jan 25, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Judging by some of the skanks I've seen come out of there at the mall
they’re still outfitting some pretty rough riders.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
may or may not have been employed by these companies when younger
They were creepy even when I was ‘at that age’
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
You will do terrible things in the winter at Syracuse
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Mark Richt's gametime tendencies apparently an unknown particle
seeing how as jokes about them apparently exist in a quantum state.
"When you absolutely don't know what to do any more, it's time to panic" - Johann van der.Wiel
This needs to be stated
You can now DL Squidbillies songs for free.
(I Like) Driving In My Truck is now my ringtone.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The worst part of the Georgia arrest?
It’s not for something cuddly and cute that I feel good making fun of and laughing at.
Seriously, Sanders Comings, fuck you. I can’t cheer for fucksticks who hit girls. I was excited about having 10 starters back on defense next year, but I can very easily live with 9.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM EST reply actions
Even if it gets the 3 points that Mark Richt so desperately wants?
SJSU. Excellence In Mediocrity, Since 1857.
by SierraSpartan on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's really the only silver lining here.
Of course, that’s just a coincidence. It’s not like the poor girl took a knee in the middle of the sidewalk to make the try easier.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I just realize the value of Terrell Hunt's theft is $44
lol.
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SEC SEC SEC
Going for three straight! Could finish with three top 5 teams!
At least in the Fulmer Cup there’s no bullshit where a team finishes second in their division but somehow still wins.
So, we replace the BCS with Fulmer Cup standings?
Still rampant ESS EEE SEE bias
Imma hang up and listen
or tied for first in the division...
trolllollolol
by Working Title on Jan 25, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
Proud to say I found the New Mexico story
My new job has me writing about car accidents int he state of New Mexico (don’t ask), so a google alert hand-delivered the Pepper spray goodness.
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
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Continuation from the previous thread.
This had to be done:
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
I hate to make a joke when an actual female has been hit
but it is logical that we would get 3 quick points as soon as Blair Walsh is off the team
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 25, 2012 1:34 PM EST reply actions
Despite my hate for Baylor
Gotta admit, these new uniforms are pretty nice
Wonder if they could use something similar in football
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Can't help it
He loves to dance
Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
little something I like to call the “Rule of Political-Sports Transference” Allows a person to transfer political anger to sports anger. Otherwise known as [SPIDER] reasons
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Still bitter about the Baylor Bargain after the SWC?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Incorrect
Ken Starr
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
what, I said it was spidery
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Right, I'm not commenting to avoid the spider closet
/damn it’s been around a lot today, and it’s not even Tuesday
//hey-oh
///shows myself to closet
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
What's tuesday got to do with anything?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't know they recruited the kid Chevy Chase and Darryl Hanna had
And yes, I made a Memoirs of an Invisible Man reference.
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
But...why are they gray and yellow?!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I think green and white works out well
Stuff like Miami’s green and orange looks like vomit, though
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
All of these uniforms are one time things
all of them are “platinum”, The UK, UNC, and duke ones look too much alike in my eyes. Which is why I like the Baylor ones, the yellow makes them pop quite nicely.
Apparently the uniforms are lighter then the previous models
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
GREY = SPEEDZ
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
ooo dramatic baylor bear lighting.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions 22 recs
reeeeeec
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Struggling not to laugh out loud here.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
not fond of our version
replace the orange with blue and you might as well write ‘Georgetown’ on the things.
Maybe
But the orange coloured teams, the yellow baylor ones, etc all look like. Having something bright to show against that platinum makes the uniforms nice in my mind. The blue ones don’t show enough distinction, they blend together too much.
End of the day? Uniforms are about recruiting (supposedly) so as long as it uses UK blue, says Kentucky on the front (and not some stupid crap like “The Ville”) I am ok with it
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
Is it a pro or con if you can play backgammon on the shorts?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
If a recruit likes backgammon?
pro, definitely a pro
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, but you hate all the things.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
though for the record, in this case you're 100% correct to do so.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
though grey can be done right
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
Nike is calling this platinum
And I guess they are right..cus if OSU is grey, this looks nothing like their grey. Seems to follow the principle of the Oregon helmets and look different in ifferent lighting
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Ohhh...ooooooooh
Wow, the lighting in the other photo made them look better. That…that’s just weird
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, and you're right, the darker blue looks even shittier too.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Schools are hurting for money
so they have to resort to being Nike’s hoes? (Sighs)
/hoes get paid, bitches get laid
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Because (most, damn near all) women ballers are not feminine
unless with each other.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
please to name a competitive sport, dominated by men, where the women ARE feminine?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
That chick is ballin'
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like the way you think, but by competitive i mean compete against people not clocks, so no skiing
and tennis…women have been playing ALMOST as long as men. It wasn’t a sport society thought should only be played by men
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
/starts saying Volleyball
//stops
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Lingerie football?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Soccer I will give you.
But she’s an exception I believe more than anything else.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Hey
Messi is, like, 12, that’s wrong.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
I don’t think I would call her the exception
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
I think she is the most attractive women's soccer player out there.
Plus not to start THIS one, but sincerely out of curiousity, is women’s footy as popular in other places as it is here? I realize they have national teams, but as far as professional goes, does it garner the same percentage of attention as it does stateside?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
how does popularity figure in to the original point regarding femininity
I mean, I understand the WNBA draws tens of fans, but other than that most women’s “equivalent” sports do poorly.
It doesn't, I was just curious.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't finish that.
It doesn’t, I was just curious. BUT, it does have to deal with competitiveness.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
It probably gets less attention than it does stateside
there are a couple leagues, but outside of the World Cup it likely gets close to zero attention outside of maybe Brazil and Scandinavia.
I've heard that it's far, far less
I believe the U.S. professional league is, when it exists, the top league in the world.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
And that tells you everything you need to know, right there:
“when it exists”.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
kinda tough to say
There’s really no world club cup in the sport and most games aren’t televised so it’s tough to make judgements like that.
Marta, while reigning player of the year plied her trade for 3 seasons in Sweden while German teams were winning the European club competition.
It was only the launch of the WPS that attracted her (and other players) to the US, but even then it’s tough to say whether the league is actually better – especially with the collapse of so many teams.
But here's the real question:
is there any way to structure a U.S. league to be survivable in what is, inarguably, a niche sport?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
MLS doesn't have that kind of cash.
Hell, the NBA doesn’t really have that kind of cash (hence part of the reason for the lockout.)
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I know.
That’s just the only way a womens’ league will ever make it. Maybe they can cozy up to Roger Goodell and get the NFL to be their sugar daddy
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
You think Mike Brown is going to help pay for that?
He won’t spend money on an NFL team.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
No idea, other countries seem to manage it to an extent
Germany, Sweden, and Brazil seem to be fairly consistent while the US league appears to be in the boom and bust cycle.
It’s viable enough in Europe that they’ve held a Women’s Champions League (or European Cup) yearly since 2001.
It's also worth pointing out that the previous world player of the year
was a german playing for a german club
and until wambach last year, the last american to be in the top three for player of the year was playing in sweden at the time
I had several friends on the womens' soccer team at MSU...
…and they were very attractive.
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Mo Isom.gif
Which I can’t find anywhere. Someone post it!
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
to the rescue!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Right click, save as
So that I’m never caught in this situation again.
And rec’d, because I will never not rec that.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
you searched for 'Mo'
should have gone with ‘Meaux’
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
I started with Meaux,
and it didn’t give me any results. Don’t know what I did wrong, then.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
DAMN YOU LSU!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
HEY!
We are practicing inside that facility this week! I was gonna post pics of it, but I guess this will do.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Always always always a rec.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
Beat me to it.
Mine had Hope Solo too.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Equestrian sports
/winks at allicolls
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
But if they did, then other players could see their underwear when they go up for a rebound
Not cool.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
still more than what beach volleyball players wear
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
Beach Volleyball is a big thing for UH, as you might imagine.
The scholarship gymnastics they have gone through to keep regular volleyball players around and eligible for beach volleyball (4 year schollie VB player, now in grad school to play BVB, etc.) is amusing.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
I bet. I miss it.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Well Chloe
Playing volleyball outside can get pretty hot. Too much clothing isn’t safe. I think it’s for their health and not for appearance purposes.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Yes, but the thought of ME playing in what they wear is LAUGHABLE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure the Nike engineers could come up with something that wouldn't fall apart.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
its not a fall apart is a fall out
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
They can fix both
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
let's just say they haven't and i know.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
They would
But they need incentive, like nationwide advertising.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
I swear to god I would make so much money making athletic clothes for larger people
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Larger people don't play sports!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
but maybe larger people wouldn't be large if clothes fit right and were supportive
/will also design clothes for tall pregnant women for target
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Now you're just imagining the future
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Why would we want larger people playing sports
Then there would be even more fatties at the gym when I’m trying to stare at the hot girl in yoga pants.
/kidding… mostly
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Someone I know posted a status like this a couple weeks ago
About people filling the campus gym due to New Year’s. My and another friend made fun of him for a while in the statuses before I defriended him.
He’s also the guy I talked about here taking HGH.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
By your system the large get larger!
#OccupyStempke’sBar
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
lies!
Northern Wisconsin has no gyms.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
gym. ramp to door of local cheesemonger...
what’s the difference?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
They do...
Its called shower curtains
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Make me some proper fitting sweatpants. Seriously.
I want to go running on days when it doesn’t reach 40 degrees F, which are numerous up here. I’ve never lived anywhere where I had to have sweatpants for anything but laying on the couch. The pair I have are either falling off my ass or manpris.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
I have thermal compression pants
for when it hits 50 degrees.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Jon is 6'8" and weighs over 300 lbs
You don’t want that man running around in tights
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Is Jon really Brock Osweiler?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
I've met Jon-
he is no Osweiler… he’s actually cool!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I will not have you sullying Brock Osweiler's good name, sir.
And I’m hovering around 3 bills now, as opposed to excessively above.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
I'm trying to find other things about your boys to take shots at...
Lord knows I only have a few dozen more Joe Germaine pictures I can use.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/Dominates the paint at the local gym
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Put a pair of shorts over them.
It ain’t gonna look pretty no matter what he’s wearing.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Hmm, this seems to be getting personal.
There are guys that run in tights here without the shorts over. Mooseknuckle everywhere. Have you no shame, Brookline?
Seriously, the issue is the length. I don’t want to have to wear socks and stirrups with them.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
How cold is it?
If it’s truly “cold” you just want to avoid cotton as your base layer. Cotton + sweat + cold air = problems.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
It's Massachussetts.
Highs range anywhere between 20 and 50 this time of year. I’ve discovered my threshold for wearing shorts on a run to be around 40 degrees F.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
Just find something non-cotton to wear as a base layer, to wick the moisture off your skin.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
I'll still make you pants
I can’t find anything to layer because the sleeves aren’t long enough the legs aren’t log enough or FUCK YOU I HAVE TITS AND RUN AND I"M NOT A FUCKING B CUP
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
whoa.
calm yo tits.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
sometimes i wish it was that easy
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
A lady friend I have has a similar complaint
Except she’s around 5’2 and has similar issues being on the other end of the spectrum
i wish our SHORT girls were around so i could ask
seriously. “average” heighted yoga midcalf pants hit me just below my knee. SHouldn’t opposite be possible for her?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
it's easier to cut and hem
and some places will even do it for you free of charge.
The lengthening? Not so much.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
favorite part of being tall:
fancy dresses in “tall” just means MORE SKIRT TO HEM.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
/forms mental image
//doesn’t finish thought
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
You'd probably be fine
However, that brings up a point. For all those men who support the movement to allow women to be completely topless in public (they argue discrimination since men can be toatlly free waist up), be careful what you wish for. ALL women do not look good topless. And if that’s their ammunition to get guys with flabs to keep their shirt on in the summer, I think we should concede.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Laughable?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
yes. There is such a thing as too much skin
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
hahahahahahaha
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
TRUE STORY BRO
UH’s top VB player has a condition where she doesn’t sweat. She had to dump buckets of ice on her head between sets to cool herself down and not overheat. Opposing teams would target her, even though she’s by far the best player, in order to get her running around and hope to get her out of the match.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
The fuck?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
lots of people have this actually.
i am not one of them
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Hence the wallowing in the mud
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Neither do dogs.
They dissipate body heat through their mouths by panting.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Apparently been a problem for her from high school.
At that point, UH coach Dave Shoji will officially have to begin thinking about replacing the one who cannot be replaced.
ALL-AROUND SKILLS There are six basic volleyball skills. Shoji believes Danielson might be among the top five in Wahine history at every one but serving. That’s only because … well, even Danielson gets tired.
More tired than most, actually. Her body retains heat because she does not sweat, a condition first diagnosed near the end of her high school career. There are times Danielson has to come out and soak her head with ice water so she doesn’t suffer heat stroke.
http://sports.tmcnet.com/news/2011/11/10/5922122.htm
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
The future is here. Would you like to know more?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Those Mormons shouldn't have been settlin' there.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Augh, damn Nick
I was optimistic the UK ones wouldn’t be awful (having only seen the dark lit one (http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-basketball/2012/1/25/2732400/nike-hyper-elite-platinum-uniforms-photos-syracuse-duke-uconn-unc-kentucky) but you had to go and destroy all hope.
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Also, I can't read the names and numbers on any of those jersey's
If you’re watching on TV you are not going to have a clue who is in the game
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
They hurt my eyes
and my brain.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Nike's as bad as ESPN
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
...
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WE NEED VOLTRON!
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and I'll form the head!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 25, 2012 2:44 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Did they really include a single quotation mark on the jersey?
Really?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
NIKE BELIEVES IN DETAIL ASSMAN
And grammar, apparently.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
I DEMAND PUNCTUATION MARKS
AND A QUESTION MARK ON NORTHWESTERN’S JERSEY
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Should the be quotation marks on the Kentucky ones then?
None of those kids actually attend class there.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 25, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or a Redaction line
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
No, the question marks lost to Michigan yesterday.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Heeeeeeey.
They had a great gpa last semester
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Cant wait to see Kentucky's Spring GPA
Or Lack thereof
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
I know I shouldn't let his bug me but it does a little bit
The GPA has improved each year at UK under Cal. I know where the jokes come from and such, and I probably shouldn’t be defensive. And yes, some players have skipped Spring (I know of only 1 though).
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Brandon Knight was pretty smart
As are a few of their players now…but Terrance Jones…Anthony Davis…John Wall…DeMarcus Cousins…and several others arent the brightest crayon in the box
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
Gross oversimplification
For instance; Wall had a 3.5 in his spring semester and took summer classes during he lockout as he works towards finishing his degree
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Unless you know something the administration and the compliance office don't
I’d check your damn facts.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Is that even Syracuse' shade of Orange?
I don’t remember it being that bright and reflective…
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
It's not
But what does Nike care?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, the Reverse Highway Construction Barrel.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
is that what they call the Reverse Cowgirl in Indianapolis?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for actual lols.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
UConn is wearing theirs for the ND game
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
The NBA Jam Turbo shoes almost make up for the rest.
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The matte black fad needs to die, like, now
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
The kids these days love coal mining.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
That's not matte black?
you seeing ok Stempke?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Then its grey with a darker matte grey in poor lighting.. either way... stupid and looks unfinished
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Did the Idaho State arrests get covered already?
Are they even eligible
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Louisville on the board!
http://www.wave3.com/story/16347011/u-of-l-football-player-arrested-for-dui
The police report says Scruggs failed a field sobriety test and blew a .117 on a breathalyzer test.
.117? That’s…wow
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
That's heroic, almost
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
.117 is certainly up there
Also, while I don’t know if we have a ruling on I-AA teams in the Fulmer Cup, I think they should be included
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
.117 isn't the highest i've ever heard
But it’s certainly well past drunk. And getting in a car? and the jackass was drunk driving in my home county, could have easily gotten someone I know hurt.
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
I believe we have
And they’re ineligible. Otherwise the QB from The Citadel would have won the Ellis T. Jones, III Award a few years back.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Just as the Appalachian State victory got I-AA teams eligible for the AP Poll
I think that strong showing by the Citadel should now qualify I-AA teams for the Fulmer Cup
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
meh... something AP writers do to back up their shitty columns shouldn't change a fine tradition like the FC.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
ftfy
Something AP writers do to back up their 1-AA alma maters
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
I guess I'm old school, but .117 doesn't sound that impressive to me.
The legal level was .10 in most states until recently.
Michael Floyd blew a .19. Lots of cases involve .20+. And of course, none of these people touch Ms. Terri Comer’s .72
It's not impressive.
At all. It’s meh.
Youts now a-days think .08 is actually drunk, when it’s really just getting started.
.45 BAC is LD-50.
So .72 isn’t impressive so much as it is cheating death.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
.72 is just the American record, we can't touch the Polish
who have several DUIs reported with BACs over 1.0, including a confirmed high 1.48. He died several days later, but of injuries from a car accident, not the alcohol.
Polish are an underrated drinking people.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
they've also been trending in EDSBS commentariat the past couple of days
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
/waves
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/is invaded while waving
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/invades
//conquers
///oppresses
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Listen, when you keep getting conquered by the Germans and Russians, you gotta drown your sorrows in something
And vodka tastes better than the water.
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Safer too.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Montazumaski's Revenge.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They STOLE it from us!
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Poland invented vodk--oh ISWYDT
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
A professor at GSU was telling me once how in Warsaw Pact era Poland
there were NO good roads that went East-West. You could find plenty of great North-South roads, though. The reasoning is that they didn’t want to provide the Germans with a quick route through Poland into Russia should the Germans ever get the need to start acquiring territory again.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't think that was possible.
From what I’ve heard from various state-mandated counselors, .3 is a legal coma and you’re probably going to die at .4.
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those are the amateur numbers, we're talking about professionals
Many polish men have been seriously pickling their livers since roughly the age of 10. They have worked up to that ability through years of abuse practice.
It's all about tolerance
for the average person, you’re correct. As said above the LD50 is .45 which means that much will kill half the people who get there. That means that is 50% people that can go above that (usually alcoholics)
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Only 50%, huh?
/cancels weekend plans
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I think that's a different measurement
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Self reply, many Europeans do BAC by mass, not volume
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Matters very little in this context
1 milliliter of blood is approximately equivalent to 1.06 grams of blood. Because of this, units by volume are similar but not identical to units by mass.
So maybe his BAC drops from 1.48 to 1.40. And his blood was actually slightly closer to 1 g/ml than normal, thanks to all of that alcohol mixed in, which is about 80% the weight of water.
Oh yeah
Dude still shoulda been dead, I’ll give you that
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
So his blood was closer to beer than Miller Lite?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Not a fan of coors light, but I'll take it over miller lite and bud light
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
It's like making love in a canoe
It’s fucking close to water.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Not really a 'fan' of any light beer...
I just drink ‘em if that’s all that’s available.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
That's what I was going for. Not a fan, but I'll pick it if those are my only options.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
Coors Light shotguns better than any of the bigger brands, IMO.
This is important.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
This.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
The problem with Coors Light is that it also shotguns well on the way out.
For me, at least.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
If I want to get drunk fast, I robo-sip whiskey or rum
Life is too short to shotgun or shoot anything.
I took a slash...
and I took another an’ another an’ another.
‘fore you knew it I’d downed one whole jug o’ that shit
and commenced to get hot flashes.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
It's the sport of it.
I also had to institute a “no hard stuff before kickoff” policy for myself as game memories started getting too hazy/nonexistent.
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It does seem wrong that the only time I drink Coors Light
is when I spend time with college friends. It was a very odd ASU thing. The shit was everywhere.
Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots.
Wasn't there some diversion in the way Europe measures BAC vs. the US?
I think the scale is different over there.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
asked and answered above
Using weight instead of volume makes little difference because blood weighs about the same as water.
He went to the BC to drink? WTF?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Uhm
Most bourbon comes from there
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but its shipped to Louisville to drink
also, I thought most came from Bardstown, which is Nelson County.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Yeah.
The Bourbon trail starts (depending on direction) in Bullitt though. Jim Beam is in Bullitt and a handful of the smaller independent distilleries are in Bullitt.
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Wild Turkey's in Anderson
and Woodford is actually made in Woodford County.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Knob Creek is actually made
in Knob Creek…which explains why it occasionally tastes like machine gun shells and gunpowder.
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
YUMMY
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Alex Boone thinks he is a sober pussy
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by Crabapple Buck on Jan 25, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
.117 is high?
that’s barely over the former legal limit.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Spoken like a true 'Sconnie...
That was my first reaction too.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Or someone who drinks at a bar with a bac machine
shooting for the high score can be fun
My high score was .265 on a cop's BAC tester....
I wasn’t driving that night. Cop says, “You’re still walking and talking normally. That’s scary.” I said “You wanna see scary?” and did a cartwheel on the dance floor.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Have I ever told you you're my hero?
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
Both the worst thing ever and the best thing ever.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
In DUI World, that's, "Congratulations, you're completely boned."
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
0.117 is solid, not spectacular
I reserve my “wow” until someone gets above .16 (twice the legal limit)
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I don't believe Div. 1AA schools are eligible, no.
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Maybe my favorite dumb joke ever
[Clouseau enters hotel.]
Clouseau: [to clerk] Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: Nooooo….
Clouseau: [bows down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: Zat ees not my dog!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
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You mean Best Joke Ever.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
You're a real human being
And a real hero, Ellis T. Jones
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So the Fulmer cup only applies to football related incidents
What would it be like if we opened it to all sports? (not advocate, just thinking hypothetically)
Cincy basketball would put them in contention
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It's not fair
For some of the shit basketball players do.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
You'd think there would be a numbers advantage via football
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
you deck one musketeer and look what happens.
i mean, who hasn’t wanted to punch a musketeer?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
I first read this as mouseketeer
It was much funnier
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
yup
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
So like a Directors' Cup of Fulmer?
I’d think Miami and the Arizona schools would be strong contenders. Also UConn.
Don't forget Ohio State-
fielding a team in every NCAA sanctioned sport means lots of athletes to rack up charges.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I wonder how many points would be awared for a point-shaving investigation by the FBI?
ASU would have cleaned house in ’95.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
The Hawaiian Mafia says hi
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
Stop the Fulmer Cup Pressers!!!!---> Stacy Kiebler-Angelina Jolie Chick Fight Dept
Angie ain’t too happy about having Kiebler around the private jet with her and Pitts while they make the movie awards rounds. Why in the world would Angie not like having Ms. Leggs in the jet? Maybe she ain’t as dumb as she acts.
I’d like to see this settled in the squared circle.
Now back to our regular programming…..
ATTENTION MAN CARD POLICE
We have a major violator here.
by Hugh G. Rection on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Give him a pass
He’s a USC fan/grad and may live in a place people give a fuck about celebrity drama.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
and his SKLM is in honor of her.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
He also includes one of the individuals mentioned in his screen name.
I’d rather have him talk about Stacy Legs than Lane the Brain.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
QUIT THINKING LIKE ME
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
SHOES
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Guess what I'm wearing today!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Pants?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Pants?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Did they come that quickly?
/waits….
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
TWSS
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That'll work.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
BOOTS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, yeah.
It’s winter in your world.
/looks towards IE’s closet….
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
sure it's winter
I mean, it got below sixty degrees last night.
How.....how do you deal with that?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
COWBOY boots
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh.
And you were doing so well, too.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
Great, she's even taller now.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
I give no one who watches wrestling a "pass"
nope, never
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
I'd be willing to bet that post Dancing with the Stars and now her relationship with Clooney, a good segment of her fans are completely unaware she was in WWF
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Stacey is a downgrade from his last plaything
Oh that we could be all so lucky that she’s a downgrade
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
And I don't care if she was in WWF....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WOULD
…..really wish you guys would be a little more serious and less objectifying of women, mmkay?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/Iris's bat signal triggers
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Nicely done.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
I have to say that I
WOULD really like to compliment you for having the bravery to TAP into your softer side and take a stand against THAT kind of objectification, which only makes someone who does it look like an ASS.
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