UNCLE DANA IS IN ALL YOUR BEST FAMILY PHOTOS

On Sunday during the Marshall/WVU game, the Great Barstoolio tweeted this:

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This only made sense knowing Holgo's bandito ways, but made even more sense when he walked out for his debut as a head coach in a black shirt with gray lettering, a shirt we have no doubt was made strictly for the occasion so he could walk out like Johnny Cash with an Air Raid playbook and a casino player's card. Holgorsen clearly needed to be spotted in the back of some Keggers of Yore photos, lurking, sneaking out to get a cigarette, wearing some cutoff jeans, and getting ready to fall off a boat on one overlong Saturday afternoon on the lake.

It would be amazing if we had these! And thanks to Barstoolio we do.

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"I don't remember being here. No idea why I was. I got that white belt from Pam Grier. She called it my dick leash, but not even Coffee could keep this dog on a lead. She was a great girl. I knew a lot of great girls, though."

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"Four days in that hotel and i was ready to choke out my nephew with that goddamn sock monkey. May have taken it to the bar that night. Might have sweet-talked a 240 pound housewife back to the hotel. Might have done some monkey business of my own with that Wisconsin-born MILFwaukee I found and that stupid monkey. Might not have washed it, neither. Don't matter. Kids are filthy anyway."

 

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"I was in between jobs. Spent some couch time with my cousin. Never thought acid-wash was a good look on any of 'em, but it's a limited menu if you know what I mean. DIane's a good woman, though. Makes solid kids. Can really clean the puke out of a television."

 

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"Atlanta, 1978. You call it Gonorrhea Gulch all you want, but I just called it home."

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"I'll never forget those ladies. Or their foundation undergarments. Like big bustiers sewn out of old Chuck Taylors and Army Surplus pup tents. Shiny dimes, though, every one of 'em"

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"Pretty sure that's just gasoline. It's tolerable if you decant it. And I always decant it. Ted there didn't. RIP, Ted."

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