FINAL FRIDAY CHECKLIST
by Spencer Hall on Aug 26, 2011 5:08 PM EDT
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READ THIS? YOU SHOULD. It's a fine piece of television criticism, though we have to reserve some criticism of the criticism for ignoring an issue of serious concern to the commentariat.
2. Which college football announcer/s are the least appealing for you and why?
Mandel: Craig James and Jesse Palmer. James' glaring conflict of interest (more on that later) aside, it's still two ex-jocks glad-handing each other and spewing clichés for three-and-a-half hours. I feel bad for Rece Davis, a true pro, who spends Thursday nights wedged between those two and Saturdays moderating the Mark May-Lou Holtz circus act.
The mainstream media's refusal to clear the cloud of false allegations surrounding James continues. When will this madness end, we ask? Only the EDSBS Commentariat can say.
After you finish dispelling untruths and scurrilous rumors, we suggest you finish doing a few things on this, the final weekend before the college football season swallows your life.
1. PAY YOUR BILLS. No, seriously, just write like a large number to your utilities and hope it covers the next three months or so. You'll have more important things to do: check fantasy stats, restock the liquor cabinet, or read informative football blogs. Prioritize cable and power: food can be stolen from neighbors, and liquor may be made from rotting garbage and ingeniuity.
2. VISIT FAMILY MEMBERS. If they don't watch or enjoy football, you are about to become a ghost to them. Inform them of potential pregnancies, plans, and life changes now, and go ahead and give them Christmas presents. If they have a terminal illness, say your goodbyes with dignity just in case the Grim Reaper decides to take them in the second quarter of a conference matchup.
3. GET A HAIRCUT. Preferably a really short one that can last for a good stretch. Wax your face if you can take it.
4. PURCHASE CORDIALS AND ACCESSORIES. You won't forget the beer and liquor during the season, but you damn well will forget to have lime, triple sec, tonic, steins, glasses, Solo cups, whatever. You'll forget those anyway once you're drinking straight rubbing alcohol out of the cabinet in the last month of the season, but your guests, man. Think of your guests.
5. PLANE TICKETS AND HOTELS. No really, this is quite serious, unless you like paying $700 for a ticket that normally costs $45 roundtrip.
6. TAKE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER OUT TO EAT. Stare longingly at their face. The face which is not the television over their shoulder, aka your mistress for the next 90 to 120 days or so.
Enjoy it. This is your last empty weekend before A THRILLING SLATE OF [YOUR HUGE UNIVERSITY] versus [LEGLESS CRAB THROWN INTO AN AQUARIUM WITH A HUNGRY OCTOPUS FOR CASH.]
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You mean y'all's significant others don't consider stopping to pee and get a bottle of water "date night?"
muddy brazos
by thermhere on Aug 26, 2011 5:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ultimate preseason ritual
This coming Friday night, I’m taking my wife to the Braves vs Dodgers game. This will satisfy her sports watching needs until the Iron Bowl. The BAMA games are mine, mine I tell you, Bwahahahahahahah!
by BamaFaninATL on Aug 26, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Just a reminder for anyone and everyone who can attend an Espn Gameday.
This is the most awesome poster ever to behold…I would imagine you will get Nick Bloomfield-level respect for going live with this
yes, it’s been said. Yes, this is a repeat. Consider it a public service announcement.
also, SBNation.. get an android app for those of us on the other side.
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
An eer for beer gets all due credit for this masterpiece. I am a mere human
That said, it should probably be considered the official EDSBS Gameday Signage, but again, I’m not in a position to declare such an edict.
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Neither am I in such a position
but I agree completely.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
If it goes to a vote
put me down for a “yea”.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't have anything to do with creating that masterpiece.
We need to establish ownership so that all praise can be heaped.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 27, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Then I stand corrected.. who, pray tell, is the artist?
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 27, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
All. The. Drinks.
To Broncanous Mendenhall
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 27, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
webOS app too for those of us...
ah, fuck it, android will be fine, I will be switching soon.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
WebOS?
/realizes WebOS is actually good
//HP doesn’t care
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 27, 2011 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, pretty much
I like it. But HP sucks.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
How does this not have a bazillion recs.
Bazillion is a real word, hence a real number, so it is possible, people need to make it a reality.
FSU Football, making bad teams look bad since 2010.
by onebarrelrum on Aug 27, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Bought a few kilos. Hope it lasts to the Cocktail Party.
_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Aug 26, 2011 5:12 PM EDT reply actions
Cause when I watch a game with my bro I make sure to drink from a big ass glass mug and rock a striped shirt!
Fuck Bro, where are the chicks!!
Let’s shoot Red Bulls at halftime till I can see my pulse in my hairline!!!!
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Aug 26, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions
Shit.
Those fools aren’t even using coasters. That’s how you get rings on your coffee table, morons.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Aug 26, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
And there's probably dijon on those fucking sammies.
#teambrowndeli
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 26, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
Dijon is decent, but any real deli sandwich requires coarse ground mustard.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
#teamnomustard
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Aug 26, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I don't believe I heard you correctly
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 26, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Sir?"
Oh shiiiii…
#TeamWorksforaLiving
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 26, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And WAYYY to much
metrosexual hair products.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Aug 27, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't worry about it...
That lukewarm beer they’ve been nursing isn’t putting out enough condensation.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 26, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
also how you get ants....
/officially licensed tervis tumbler at mi casa.
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
i've got one too!
useful item, that
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GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
new sig.. nice.. Ralph Ralphdon 4 Heismanage.
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Purwho coined it this morning
figured it was appropriate
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GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Tervis Tumblers are a tailgating must
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Tailgating, hell.
They’re an everyday must in this household. Of course, it helps that I got some when I graduated and a LOT more when we got married, but we literally do not drink out of beverageware not bearing the word “Tervis” unless we’re drinking champagne.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Smiling man................ beautiful!!
We’re big rock singers
we got golden fingers
and we’re loved everywhere we go.
by DoubleupHarper on Aug 26, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You got it all messed up
I’ll be our front, smiling man, ah beautiful is the last like of the song.
Hey Ray, Hey Sugar, tell ‘em who we are. Well, we’re big rock singers…. is the beginning.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 26, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yea you right!!!
Well we are big rock singers, we’ve got golden fingers
And we’re loved everywhere we go
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
At ten thousand dollars a show
We take all kind of pills to give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill we’ve never known
Is the thrill that’ll get you when you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone
by DoubleupHarper on Aug 26, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My dad made kindergarten me sing that song with him whenever we went for a drive
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
by stempke on Aug 26, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Same
Brother, Dad and I used to sing it as a duet in elementary school. I don’t think I’ve thought about it since. I love that my entire childhood, no matter how obscure, was shared with at least a few people on EDSBS.
Numbers hard
I guess it probably wasn’t a duet if there were three of us…
Yea you really are right
my mind just remembered that
part at the first.
Hey Ray tell’em who we are!!
I don’t remember Sugar
However, you are now the Great One!
by DoubleupHarper on Aug 26, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My dad was a kingston trio fan
Scotch & soda jigger of GIN
Riding on the MTA
by DoubleupHarper on Aug 27, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Did he ever return?
No he never returned. His fate is still unlearned.
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 27, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
"You won't forget the beer and liqour during the season"
Looks like someone started early.
by BroccoliD on Aug 26, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
My wife is taking a continuing ed course from 9:00am - 6:00pm every Saturday this season.
YES YES FOOTBAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 26, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions 22 recs
And you're taking a continuing EDSBS course in "Shit, that's awesome" at the exact same time.
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 26, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Your wife is crazy.
Doesn’t she know there’s footbaw on Saturdays?!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Seriously.
Hell, I’m moving next weekend, but my recliner and the TV are being moved the day we close, so that I can get the dish hooked up. My husband understands that since it is a long weekend, the unpacking will be done on days other than Saturday. Be damned if I’m missing football.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
And Monday?
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, I suppose that can be a day off too.
It is after all, a day dedicated to fire and meat.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
He's a Big East fan
/all real games during the week anyway
Or at 11:00am Central time.
/stumbles out of bed at 10:59
//flops on coach in underwear
///watches USF game
////too much information?
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 26, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
you mean 9am Pacific time?
/fortunately usually wake up early
//and not as many nooners this year for Orange
I'm a little concerned for the coach here.
by DavidInOpelika on Aug 26, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, you know how close the "A" and the "U" buttons are on the keyboard... uhhhh...
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 27, 2011 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I think we're all pretty much #teamnopants here
so it’s only “too much information” in the sense that it’s redundant.
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Boy. I hope you don't have kids.
I miss the old days when my future wife was in a religious nutjob cult and was gone ALL DAMNED DAY on Saturdays.
There was a bit of an adjustment period after she nearly lit her minister on fire decided to leave that church.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 26, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Funny, my wife and I met for the first time at a pre-cult meeting luncheon.
Others might call it a “tailgate”, but that’s just semantics.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I initially read this as though you went to a meeting organized by a pre-cult, and was wondering what a "pre-cult" was.
Need… football…
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
Congrats, dude.
But that doesn’t keep her busy during our match-up.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 26, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
To answer all questions:
1. I didn’t pay her anything. This is her last class before taking the medical coding certification exam, and they only offer it on Saturdays.
2. She is not big into football and went to college only briefly before deciding it wasn’t for her.
3. We don’t have kids, but by November my dogs should understand the passing tree and the zone read.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 26, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
A winner is you!!!
I’m sorry, but blanket statements are proven false 99% of the time, and if you make a blanket statement about college football, there’s a good chance that one exception will be Joe Paterno. - AdamShell @ BSD
Also; Always carry a bottle opener and the beer will provide itself.
next Thursday is the inaugural DIVEDIVEDIVE Bowl
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GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
The mortician?
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Aug 26, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Seriously, fuck that guy."
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 26, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
#RonP4BFFCraigJames
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I got my new Joe Paterno ice tray for the season.
muddy brazos
by thermhere on Aug 26, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
I'm getting married next Friday.
By either dumb luck, cost, persuasion on my part, or all three combined, I got it moved off Saturday. The honeymoon starts Sunday night as well, so got the the first weekend cleared. I did mention to the future misses the importance of catching the Oregon game, so I’ll be planted in front of the tv for the Willie Lyles Bowl. Who knows what carnage, in the form of rankings, lay before me as I get off the plane in 2 weeks later. Oh, did I mention the wedding is in Wrightsville Beach? Hopefully Irene doesn’t have something to say about that one.
"It's such a fine line between clever and stupid." - Nigel Tufnell
I got it moved off Saturday.
Good planning my friend!
by BamaFaninATL on Aug 26, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed.
Weddings on Saturdays between Labor Day and mid-December are sacrilege. It’s one of the few things we Auburn fans will agree with you Bama fans about.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've got a wedding I might go to on the same weekend as the Bama game.
Luckily, it’s on Sunday.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Take of honey do's on Friday afternoon
then out to pick Saturday’s winners on Friday night
start with game day at 8 am until midnight
please come glorious season
La. hot sauce on a bag of pork skins
pour it in and shake it up
or baconwrapped cheese burgers
with ice cold beer
They lost me here:
A possible social minefield emerged with the disclosure that one of the people present was a fan of the opposing team, but the group’s long-standing friendship won out after mere seconds of awkwardness, and all seemed to agree that loyalty to one another, even while viewing a crucial and hotly contested sporting event, was far more important than loyalty to a team.
Fuck that, we’d throw that infidel out on his ass and ostracize him forever.
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Yes brother text me if
sister in laws dies
I thought she was a TCU toad.
Avoid rubbing alcohol ..you’ll have to catch the radio broadcasts
X
[LEGLESS CRAB THROWN INTO AN AQUARIUM WITH A HUNGRY OCTOPUS FOR CASH.]
Sigh
...and the wind cries McGuffie
My wife is a Rice grad
She says it definitely is that bad.
Bitches don't know bout my interrogatories.
by marktgarten on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Set DVR at her place as well in case of emergency.
Follow @TomahawkNation
Tomahawk Nation Nole-Holds-Barred Analysis of FSU Sports!
Move inland from east coast to avoid power loss
go to Kentucky
take trailer with satellite dish
attend Kentucky vs western kentucky game
"Legless crab thrown into an aquarium"?
You don’t have to be an SEC homer, Spencer; even I admit that UGA will have a tough time against the Broncos.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
Or are we the legless crab?
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
You better believe it.
muddy brazos
by thermhere on Aug 26, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm looking for something that says
“dad likes leather”
by jpeters6 on Aug 27, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Let's just say I'm 'buy-curious'."
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 28, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Tobias, you blow hard!
lots of guys pass out in a taco bell drive thru
by thermhere on Aug 28, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have personally heard
that both hookers and Craig James are readily available at SMU. This is why SMU should become a member of the “Big” 12/11/10/9.
aTm wants nothing to do with this.
by BamaFaninATL on Aug 26, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
But, but, but....
PAWL said he was trustworthy!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
That picture's too good not to be posted
/notsurewhyB&W
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Not enough.
No benefits. Also, kinda tough to skim off the top.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
.....
I’m sorry I ruined your National Championship party.
Photos of bottoms painted as faces is "objectional". I got it.
You're lucky that man's covered with a bag
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I still say the painted knee garnered a little snicker.
Photos of bottoms painted as faces is "objectional". I got it.
Things went south when Sheridan said, "Yeah, the bagman and me, we go way back.
He’s told me all about this Cecil Newton deal. One thing I’ve noticed about the bagman, people pronounce his name differently. How do you say it?"
by Nick's Hat Band on Aug 26, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
We're gonna need a bigger bag...
/jaws’d
διάολο clemson
by Cam Newton's Bag Man on Aug 26, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
"Is that cocaine, Samson?"
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 26, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
ouch
If you want me to believe that Jenn Brown was the best candidate in America for such a high-profile gig, I’m going to have to see something resembling journalistic instincts soon.
Checklist........IMPORTANT!!!!!!!
Trip to Sam’s Club for beverages……..Check
Check mail for season tickets……Check
Coordinate meet time for tailgate…..Check
Install 2 – 60" Samsung flat screen TV’s in the den…….Check
Dump girlfriend (the one that ask….is this all you plan on doing today?)…….Check
by Hawgblog on Aug 26, 2011 5:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This isn't related to anything
Other than that I didn’t know freek’s awesomeness extended to pro football as well.
Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you.
by Yail Bloor on Aug 26, 2011 5:36 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
Something Not To Do on Last Weekend W/Out College Footbaw Dept:
…..Continue to avoid meaningless NFL games…..until week 10 of the NFL season…..
…watching the NFL preseason (which includes up to week 10 of the Regular Season)…is like eating a Twinkie before a gourmet meal……
And as quickly as he appeared... he was gone...
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 26, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wait, what?
That’s not coming back this year? Praise Zeus!
Oh, I mean….too bad.
/praise zeus
Photos of bottoms painted as faces is "objectional". I got it.
oh no doubt.
I merely used the zeus as a fictional god. I understand that He of the OT holds all the real power.
Photos of bottoms painted as faces is "objectional". I got it.
Some of us follow an even crazier diety....
Hail Eris!
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 26, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
to the fairest
Remember the Rose Bowl: The Story of the Alabama Crimson Tide & the Grandaddy of Them All
Les Miles understands
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 26, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
All Hail Discordia!
/hotdogbun’d
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 26, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Never change, Hawaii
I buy the mixed lunch bento in the cafeteria, with some fried pieces of chicken, some gyoza, some salmon, and what looks like fried pork on top of rice. I bite into the fried “pork”, and it’s in fact SPAM.
LOL Hawaii.
On other notes, classical Japanese doesn’t look like it’s going to be as bad as I thought, because half the class dropped and the prof is going at a glacial pace, which I am fine with. My hist. prof loves my research topic idea and wants me to run with it however I want, so that was an ego boost. My “Intro to Asian Graduate Studies for Dummies” class, which is for first semester grad students (offered in Fall, so didnit take because I started in Spring) is going to be lulzworthy for the young impressionable newly minted grad students who think they’re hot stuff because they spent 6 months studying one time in Japan. One class left to hit, my Asian Security Issues class this afternoon, with a professor I’ve already had for 3 classes. I’m not worried about that one. This is going to be a fun semester, even if I’m translating 10th century Japanese novels while I watch MACtion.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
It's healthy!
/gains 18 pounds from one bite.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
spam
I’ve seen it on various food/eating TV programs that visit Hawaii. It sounds like a big thing out there.
It's the state food.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Can be.
But when you’re not expecting it….
/spanishinquisition.jpg
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It can be a real...
YYYYEEEAAAAHHHHH
by Albino Tornado on Aug 26, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As if Spam isn't bad enough, you have to bring in IMITATION SPAM??
BWAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNG
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Wow, you're such a.......ham!
/yyyyeeaaaahhhhhhhhhh.gif
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, poverty food.
You have to fry that shit up to cook the flavor out. Also try: Vienna sausages and potted meat (“you know the stuff that wasn’t good enough to get into hot dogs? What if we made it spreadable?”)
What is "the entire middle aisle of a Hawaiian grocery store", Alex?
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
AND ANOTHER:
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The best part of that is
It’s a 5.5 ounce container, which is about 156 grams. There is 3.5 grams of cholesterol. So Armour brand Pork Brains in Milk Gravy is about 2.2% cholesterol by weight.
I'd like to submit for review
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 26, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
THOSE ARE GOOD AND I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SULLY THEIR NAME
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I was being totally serious
I enjoy a can of smoked oysters and love sardines
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
/has 5 cans of sardines in closet
//“lunch” about once a week
///lived on them and Japanese ramen IE sent me when I was in Afghanistan
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I sent lots of delicious and nutritious food too!!
Just clearing my name here…
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And here I thought I was proclaiming how awesome you are.
/munches vegetable chips
//hoards his crunchy peanut butter from Italian heathens
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
then there's this
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Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 27, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
and for desert
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by whiskey_soup on Aug 29, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, I'm in the Army
and have spent the last decade in Korea, Japan, and Afghanistan.
Chances are, whatever pic you post, I’ve eaten worse.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't dispute that.
Bunch of my buddies were stationed there and came back with food horror stories. In our office a guy came back from there with these dried shrimp things. He taped one underneath a co-worker’s desk before he left for a few weeks. I started calling in sick until they found what the smell was.
Lulz.
We would go into Korean seafood stores, just to take pictures.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll refrain from posting pictures of Korean silkworm pupae
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Sea cucumbers are hilarious when no one else in your group has seen one before.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a video collection of "Steve, Don't Eat It"
Which has included such things as potted meat and silkworm pupae. Not stuff to watch around a mealtime.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
The Japanese have a game we call "Gross Out The Gaijin"
where they try to troll foreigners with progressively odd food choices. It’s funny watching them try to come up with more and more things to stump me.
/loves raw horse meat
//not so much the rotten soybeans
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I've had horse in Europe
Not bad, but I see why it’s not popular here. Not sure I’d eat the natto, though.
Then again, I’m sure there are peoples who find the fried fatback and chitlin’s of our fair Southern lands to be quite unappealing.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
/gags
/raises hand
///sorry.
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Pickled pig's feet, anyone?
/doesn’t actually eat this stuff
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Natto's the healthiest food in the world. It removes radiation from your body.
Seriously, they did studies on Hiroshima survivors. It just smells SOOO BAD I can’t get past that. Breakfast in a Japanese hotel buffet is an adventure, because the odor from everyone eating it is overwhelming.
In certain areas of Japan raw horse meat is a delicacy, and I quite enjoy it. I also like it grilled.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd eat horse
Hell, I’d eat at least 3 horses I’ve owned.
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WAT
I have no qualms about eating baby animals or animals also owned as pets, but I could never eat my own pet!
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
We've had several that were pure assholes
My trainer and I were actually discussing this today. She sends some of hers to “the alligator man” who puts them down by nice precise bullet in the brain and then feeds them to the alligators. But she has one or two that she’d never do that to; she wants to bury them on the farm. Same for me. Some were very loved, some we were thrilled to sell.
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They don't send them to Purina anymore
Or Elmer’s?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
they actually go to the farm across state
to visit their cousins…
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Those are the commercial slaughterhouses
Which are pretty inhumane. I have no problem with putting a horse down humanely and then using its body for food or glue or whatever, but what they go through en route to/at the slaughterhouse is pretty bad. I’d rather handle the actual killing part privately.
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I'd shoot a certain horse and eat him
he’d kick straight through my gut too. fucker.
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Traveller?
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by saxattack29 on Aug 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Which will be how you pronounce Michigan's offensive line
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by Big Head Zach on Aug 26, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dave Don't Eat It! is legendary. Such good reading.
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Egg noodles and BBQ sauce.
For when you couldn’t afford the butter or milk to go into Mac y Queso.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 26, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously people, they had HUGE sales on those 18 can cases of Vienna sausages
you know, to stock up for making school lunches.
/gags
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OH HAI!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You have to put those in the freezer first.
That way the gelatin-stuff they’re packed in solidifies and you can separate it from the meat.
seriously? wow....
I’ve never bought or eaten these, as far back as I can remember. It’s just everywhere here! I don’t even know what to do with it once you get it out of the can!
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Otah Otah sees your wimpy ham and raises you...
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It is a fish liver paste that they grind, ferment, and then bake
it’s smells like something is decomposing. There are no words. It is worse than Durian.
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Worse than Durian??
/horrifiedorangutan.jpg
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
like you came back home to your three day dead cat from a vacation.
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When I first started college in '95
I bought a can of this on my first grocery outing. I swore that I would keep this can in the back of my cupboard as a reminder that if I ever contemplated eating it, that would be when I would call home and ask for a cooked meal.
I still have that unopened can today.
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by Big Head Zach on Aug 26, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit, got hiveminded on Southern bizarro foods
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
so is the milk gravy A Thing?
It seems an odd addition to the brains. I know my great grand-dad eat pork brains w/ eggs, but I don’t know about the milk gravy part.
I will not turn my nose up on Vienna sausages, but I draw the line at potted meat
Who could forget smoked oysters?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
If this isn't the official food of the ESS EEE SEE I don't know what is
lots of guys pass out in a taco bell drive thru
I love fried stuff
But I had fried fatback at a fish fry once, and I though my stomach was going to jump out of my body by any means it could.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
That looks like
battered and fried bacon.
by NeedzMoarLolz on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Which is not SEC food
at least not until A&M joins.
(The holy grail of chicken fried bacon is a shitty little one-stop sign town about 20 minutes outside of College Station.)
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I've never had it. I'm afraid to. I think it would literally kill me
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
It's tasty.
Mind you, it’s hard to eat more than a couple of pieces, because it’s impossible to crisp the bacon properly so it’s grease, grease, and more grease.
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I envy that you actually enjoy your studies and that it looks intriguing.
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by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 26, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
It's why I desperately wanted to come to Hawaii.
my other choices were Arizona (meh) and Naval Post Graduate school, where they’d forcefeed me more military crap. I’ve spent most of the last decade at the ground level of the US-Japan alliance, I don’t need much in the way of instruction. Of course I’m learning stuff in those classes, but the fact that I can indulge my personal interests, like studying classical Japanese and taking a pre-1600 Japanese history course from a guy who’s books I’ve been reading for decades is pretty cool.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
We made the list! Still, Meh or no, our chow trumps ya'lls
Eat 
Not 
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by ZombieJackTatum on Aug 26, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sonoran Hot Dog
Take a hot dog, wrap it in bacon, cook the hell out of it, top with amazeball goodies.
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by ZombieJackTatum on Aug 26, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Mmm, zesty!
Wait a minute, that’s the kind of spicy Southwest flavor that would be popular in….ALBERQUERQUE!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I still have no idea what Cesar Chavez looks like.
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by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 26, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, the spam's not a selling point.
But as much as we enjoyed living in Arizona a decade ago (Sierra Vista, so went to Tucson often enough), the program simply isn’t all that great.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of Hawaii Selling points ...
Aloha Fridays … off to play football and drink beer.
Sure, I wouldn't imagine UA's Japanese Studies program would be all that stand-out
(Awaits inevitable Trolling from one of 3 Sparky Fans who somehow learned to read and operate a computer)
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by ZombieJackTatum on Aug 26, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
why do you think Texas A&M is getting an invite to the ESSSS EEEE SEEEEE?
Disclaimer: the pictured Aggie is a Vietnamese-American, rather than Japanese-American.
lots of guys pass out in a taco bell drive thru
Yeah. It was the only other option besides UH that allowed me to apply for the Spring.
And I couldn’t exactly ask the Army to let me just hang out and start in the Fall. Still, nice people I dealt with, and like I said we enjoyed the area. Would kill to go back to Janos.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Naahhh, too easy
WTF is up with the injury bug down in Tucson this year? I heard they lost yet another one to an ACL injury – this is becoming Purdue-like!
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I blame it on them being distracted by co-eds in those "Ewe of Eh" shorts.
Damn near crashed into the back of a bus because of em
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by ZombieJackTatum on Aug 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
On the topic of hot dogs, I'm partial to the Italian Hot Dog.
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by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 26, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Are those potato wedges?
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by ZombieJackTatum on Aug 26, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Yessir.
Two hot dogs stuffed into pizza bread rolls, also stuffed with peppers, onions, and potatoes.
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by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 26, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
We're very good friends.
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by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 26, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Big Head's "Beyond The Grave" Chicken Salad Spread
3x 12.5oz cans chicken
1/3cup Italian dressing
1/2cup mayo
2 tsp white vinegar
1 tbsp sugar
1 tsp seasoning salt
1 dash paprika
Blend together well in food processor. Let stand in refrigerator for 1 hour, then mix in 1/3cup sour cream and 1/2cup sliced almonds.
Spreads like spam/deviled ham, but likely much healthier and tastes good on most any bread or cracker!
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by Big Head Zach on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
spam musubi is teh awesome
Bitches don't know bout my interrogatories.
by marktgarten on Aug 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I often wonder what the poorer Hawaiians ate before we haoles showed up with Spam.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 27, 2011 8:16 AM EDT up reply actions
More from the SI piece
Schroeder: Other than Craig James? Even aside from the helicopter-dad/Mike Leach/Texas Tech stuff, I’m not a big fan. And how can we leave aside that stuff? Since he is still employed, can we at least eliminate the weekly weird-workout feature with James (and Jesse Palmer) and the home team’s strength coach on those Thursday night games? We get it, James was a big-time athlete and he’s still able to toss around big tires.
Craig James has specialized in tossing around DEAD WEIGHT for a long, long time — ever since his days at SMU in fact.
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by DevilGrad on Aug 26, 2011 5:38 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Mandel then continued:
To be honest, the tone of James’ voice is not that of a man who killed 5 hookers. It’s the voice of a man who killed 500. By beating them all to death with the same dog-eared copy of Swing Your Sword. And Palmer just doesn’t have that maple leaf SCTV charm, you know?
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by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 26, 2011 5:38 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Hey Now
No Oregon-Stanford? Even as an honorable mention? Sigh.
/eastcoastmediabias
//ornot
///sincewevebeengoodforcollectivelyfiveyears
///alsofirstpost
"Sports don't build character, they reveal it."
*blinks*
Shit, you guys, I thought I saw somebody here from Stanford.
The fuck did I drink last night, furniture polish?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
No indeed
Although there would be more Stanford fans if our mascot was the Robber Baron, and not offbrand Crimson. Or possibly a solitary redbird. I’m unclear. Apparently, there’s a tree involved as well.
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by Leland's Axe on Aug 26, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Cardinal Fang, perhaps?
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I'm in total support
as long as Terry Gilliam is in.
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by Leland's Axe on Aug 26, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't think you can take our Crimson
I’m watching you, Junior University
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, people apparently HAVE been creating fake accounts.
So I’m suspicious.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure in that thread from before
We had been talking about JC001’s multiple accounts, and I think we had made the “if 1/3 of a nipple is showing, it’s NSFW” joke within the last 24 hours as well. If people can’t take a hint…
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I'm just saying posing as a "stanford fan" is suspicious
since we know they don’t really exist.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that nonexistence
is the provenance of a certain other school that may or may not reside in the material plane. We Stanford fans are a rare and elusive folk, but can be enticed into emerging from our crawlspaces with choice sweetmeats and highlight reels of Andrew Luck laying out various defensive backs.
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by Leland's Axe on Aug 26, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
But not free tickets to Stanford games
by bruinM on Aug 26, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's some high-grade PacTion Smack right there.
Because it’s TRUE
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by ZombieJackTatum on Aug 26, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY NOW HEY NOW
……yeah
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by Leland's Axe on Aug 26, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, there's a philosophical distinction between "nonexistence" and "not existing"
but that’s splitting the hairs on Danny Hope’s face. Stanford exists, unlike the mythical Purdue, but fans are so endangered as to be virtually extinct.
Of course, I’m just bitter, as I still blame Stanford for Lionel Tyrone.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Our bad
But I think we paid our penance during Teevens/Harris reign of terror. Thank goodness Lionel had gone to Washington by 2006, so that he could ensure our single victory that season.
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by Leland's Axe on Aug 26, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
FIVE YEARS COLLECTIVELY?!?
SIRRAH, YOU ARE DERELICT IN YOUR RECOGNITION OF ONE JOHN JOSEPH HARRINGTON IT’S BEEN AT LEAST 10 YEARS.
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My apologies
I try to forget everything that happened in between Harbaugh’s arrival and our 2000 Rose Bowl appearance. My memories of that game are also somewhat fuzzy.
I guess we were also kind of decent when that Elway character was around. Although it’s a shame the last play of his last game never happened.
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by Leland's Axe on Aug 26, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Here, ;et me help you remember that Rose Bowl...
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 27, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
My bad
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I look forward to waking up every Saturday with a hearty "FUCK CLEMSON"
especially when Clemson is actually getting fucked by the ACC Roulette Wheel at 9 am Pacific.
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by Signal to Noise on Aug 26, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions
Spencer forgot one
7. Invest all your moniez in Kraken.
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It's kinda the same at my house, except with
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 26, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions
That happened to me recently as well.
The online form for “round trip miles to the courthouse” didn’t accept “2300” as an answer.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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HOW TO VERY QUICKLY WISH YOU WERE DEAD IN A MORNING
1 oz white rum
1 oz Jamaican dark rum
1 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
3 oz orange juice
3 oz unsweetened pineapple juice
1/2 oz grenadine syrup
crushed ice
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I'd personally just swap out the rums for 4 ounces of Kraken
I make something called a Noreaster which is, in my experience, 2 shots dark rum and OJ (I like it with the nice odwalla OJ)
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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gonna make cherry caipirissimas tonight. maybe not Cherry but just straight up CAipirinhas
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Is it a called "Rum-a-dum-dumb?"
It looks fantastic, actually.
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by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 26, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a Hurricane
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Not enough Kool-Aid to be a Hurricane.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 26, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
technically a New Orleans or Voodoo Hurricane
less froo froo
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I concede booze knowledge to the Limey.
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by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 26, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Or you cheat and use the Pat O's syrup
Which has about as much sugar as purple drank
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ewwwww
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
CO-signed EWWWWWWWWWW
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Aug 26, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks a lot like a Mai Tai. Taken to 11.
Our working recipe uses Curaoco, no OJ, and no 151.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 26, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like mixing different brands of the same liquors, personally.
not enough drinks use real OJ IMO. True Floaters as good as OJ are rare.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Juicing your own isn't hard. I do it at the bar all the time.
Then again, I also juice limes constantly at home just for easy drinks
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Aug 26, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
/stagger
//stagger
///crawl
////crawl
/////roll
//////stagger
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
got some Cachaca
going to have fun tonight
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Splash in some Angostura bitters and lemon juice....
and that’s a rum swizzle. Of course, to be a true swizzle you need to be using Bermudian rum.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 27, 2011 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions
the wife told me last night she wants to have a "ladies night" with some of her friends for the next few months
and then asked me “what night would be best?” Actually, she said “What night wou-” when I blurted “THURSDAY!” before she could finish. She is also sheduuuled to work Satradays. MOAR COLLAGE FOOTBAW!!! #happiness. “I’ll see you in February then?”
by hjkl on Aug 26, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
I don’t have class on Tuesday or Thursday, and I’m trying to keep it this way. MACtion? MACtion.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOU. check your email
"Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." ~Knute Rockne
which email??
Just checked school and yahoo. Did you mean work?
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
"Hey honey, will you pass me the salt?"
“You’re sitting across the table from me. You can reach it.”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Aug 26, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Normally the case
however, I iz at teh skool
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
What if Jordon Jefferson were white?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Aug 26, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
My fave crack reporter, weighing in only 4 hours late this time.
SCHADDY: Jordan Jeffersons attorney says Jordan disputes he kicked an individual in the face
lots of guys pass out in a taco bell drive thru
There is also a function at the Kappa House in BR tonight.
lots of guys pass out in a taco bell drive thru
KAPSI?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Only some of them end up with Nicolas Cage fighting a bunch of convicts on a cargo plane.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 26, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
nice fucking football
Crackerplax Explains
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KcY4GMytXs
by Herb Schmegmawitz on Aug 26, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions
Just did a "thinkin' cabinet" inventory list
Vodka, 1 liter Stoli, 2 bottles Pinnacle flavored crap (Stripper Fuel), 1 bottle cheapo stuff (good for tossing in the blender)
Whiskey, 1 and a half handles of Jameson, 1 bottle Bulleit Bourbon, 1 bottle Old Overholt Rye, 1 Handle of cheapo.
Gin, 1 liter Hendricks, 1 liter Watershed (local and totes amazing, I highly rec), 1 bottle of beefeater (brought from last party)
Tequila Handle of Blanco (Margaritas? Yessir)
Rum 1 bottle Kracken (Natch) 1 liter Baccardi white
Oddball stuff. Cointreau, Kahlua, Frangelico, Luxardo, Creme De Cassis, Carolyns,
COuple of different bitters and mixin’s for bloody marys.
Yeah, we’re gonna’ need to hit the liquor store
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Aug 26, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions
Cool Starry Bra
2003 – I think? Maybe ’02? – four of us were tasked with staying in a hotel across from the office, and if Hurricane Isabel took out the power, we had to run across the street and bring down the networking and servers before the UPS gave out in ~15 min or so.
We rolled into this fairly nice hotel with a couple of laptops, three cases of Guinness, a handle of Maker’s Mark and all the cigars we could snag before the good tobacconists closed, and proceeded to get absolutely shit-ripped for the duration of the storm, which largely missed DC. Even if it didn’t, we were on the same power grid as the White House, and it’s been over fifty years since the last power outage on that section…so all I remember was lounging in a robe, smoking something that smelled like a chocolate tire fire, watching VaTech and Texas A&M and pounding Guinness…and the next thing I knew, it was morning and I was grasping at the speakerphone begging somebody to send up oatmeal, NOW.
And that, kids, is how you weather a storm.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 26, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
CSB indeed. The best bit is that you were on the clock pretty much the whole time
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Aug 26, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
The whole thing
Day and a half of comp time after. ;]
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Isabel was in 2003.
I remember from both the game you describe, and from the copious amounts of floodwater-soaked crawl spaces from which I had to remove insulation and ductwork.
by Synaesthesia on Aug 26, 2011 7:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh wow.
lots of guys pass out in a taco bell drive thru
by thermhere on Aug 26, 2011 6:35 PM EDT reply actions 14 recs
Ty Willingham has a pierced ear? Who knew?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 26, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Pey'twan Manning?
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 26, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
You have much to learn, my young Peytawan.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 26, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the earring is a nice touch
Whatchu know about them backwoods countryfolk?
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 26, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Black Tom Brady....all we need now is a straight Jeff Garcia
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Aug 26, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He looks like Lenny Kravitz
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/thinks of Jeff Garcia's wife
I’ll be in my bunk.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 26, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys are doing it wrong.
The optimal solution is for your significant other to greatly enjoy college football, and also read this website.
by Synaesthesia on Aug 26, 2011 6:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Wife greatly enjoys her own team, and I enjoy her season tickets
But wife cannot fathom why I need to be in front of a TV on a Tuesday night looking at Toledo vs Western Michigan.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
GO BRONCOS MOTHERFUCKER
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I recognize how lucky I am
that I could sit email my wife from my office, ask her what she’s doing, and the answer would be “watching Ohio vs. Central Michigan”
/from the office because it was Japan, so it was Wednesday morning, you see…
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
o.O
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not so sure about your choice of plural pronouns
by Synaesthesia on Aug 26, 2011 7:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Are you also married to another member of the commentariat?
Outside of the Author and Lady Commenter, I’m not sure I know another besides myself and IE.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
It's my birthday
Let the celebration inebriation begin!
by MacularDegenerate on Aug 26, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Look, alls I'm sayin' is alls I'm sayin'.
But mocking the dunderpates posting on Holly’s SI rumpus room is more fun than it should be. A lot more. These people have never seen an Internet before AND THEY HAVE OPINIONS BY GUM.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I haz a sad for humanitee
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
"A fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun."
miss u suck.com
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Where is said rumpus room again?
I know I asked yesterday but I’m newbing it up as I roll into the weekend.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 26, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Opinions are like assholes
I have no problem with other peoples’ until I hear them.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 26, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Rectum? Yessir I did.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Favorite post of the day
Trying to sound serious on an article but then really having a hidden meaing as to trying to be funny is poor journalism. It makes you look uniformed and ignornant to the issue you are wrighting on. If you wanna be funny stick to the Sunday comics, or get a job at DC or Marvel. Using slang words such as “trolling” is stupid on an authors part because that can be viewed in many different ways, it is up the the reader. So back to my point, basing on article on all of this is stupid and no reader should be required to do research to understand an arthurs true meaning…..
-KUcamaroZ28
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
But not a Tom Swift fan, because that's not eating babies is not funny
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
The original version was better.
I attributed it to Dumbfuck McNoobjectpermanence up there.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
It's okay, it's hard to keep those arthur's straight.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Especially when they spend so much time wrighting.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
by Big Grizz on Aug 28, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it is a ku fan...
why expect different than this? They are better than you.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
It's pretty incredible to have such a great writer on a mainstream website
It really lets you know how stupid the populace is.
GAWD BLESSSSS AMERRICA PAWWWWWL
lots of guys pass out in a taco bell drive thru
Oh fuck those people are stupid
Bitches don't know bout my interrogatories.
by marktgarten on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I did not have fun
I literally got a headache. They make asinine statements, and when they are proven wrong they do not respond.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I dont read comments on any mainstream site
SI might not be as bad as the NYT.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
On Campus Interviews Over!
I do not have to think about anything law related for, like, a week-and-a-half. Wife is taking the week off, think we might drive up to Whistler — BOOM! In-laws coming into town to get away from Irene out of fucking nowhere!
Grrr…
OCI was great back in my day - legitimate excuse to skip class.
lots of guys pass out in a taco bell drive thru
What type of painful workplace accident describes how you feel about last year's UNC situtation?
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 26, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, the Soviets didn't create a poster about that
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 26, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought the hammer slamming down on the lazy guy's head was good
There’s an old famous one of a lightning bolt striking a saboteur’s head
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
so... A history of Violence man, I see
I’m of the Greenberg persuasion myself
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"it made our nipples incandescent with excitement"
Photographic proof is required before we buy into such appalingly lofty claims.
Thanks for your understanding.
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."
DO NOT WANT
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
"My neeples explode with delight!"
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Never have I been so excited for an exercise in ACC Futility.
/Please. Please don’t lose to James fucking Madison
-George IV to Lord Liverpool, 1812
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Aug 26, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
HURRICANE PREPARATION KIT, ENGAGE!
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 26, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
nice work
when is it supposed to hit you?
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
New Jersey is supposed to get hit in the wee hours Sunday morning
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
What's the green label?
I recognize the Coronas – which we shall not discuss further – the Newcastles, and something or other that looks like it’s from New Belgium.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 26, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like
Sierra Nevada to me.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Moosehead?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd for barn owls
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget
that your washing machine also doubles as a great beer cooler. Great insulation on those things.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This sort of insight and diverse knowledge base is why I come here
That and a shared hate of Craig James
Offer only valid for top-load
Front-load, well, not so much.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 26, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
cherry Caipirinha
HUGE success
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Less than a week left before we are in heaven
Pretty soon the great College Football Valhalla shall open up to devour us whole until the national championship game. Every year I wonder if we will make it through the wasteland.
Here and there a a follower falls to some horrible thing, such as a wedding being held during the Sacred Time.
I pity that person and my heart goes out to them.
Once again the planning comes into play, purchase television (sold mine when I moved in late January), arrange sleep schedule to maximize viewing time, and be grateful that I am able to ride my bike to Stanford Stadium and take Caltrain to Cal games at AT&T park in the City.
But most importantly I want to thank all of you wonderful people for once again hanging together during our time of need.
GO CARDINAL! GO BEARS!
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Aug 26, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
Waitaminute...
there’s something wrong here. It’s either the perversity of rooting for both Cal and Stanford during the regular season, or the idea that the CalTrain will get you anywhere on time.
"Sports don't build character, they reveal it."
by Leland's Axe on Aug 26, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
was on the CalTrain one time when it when down the wrong track.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It'd get you there on time...
…if they just put a cowcatcher on that bitch and knocked people clear of the tracks when it runs over ’em…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I will go with the perverse angle.
Because CalTrain will not get anywhere on time.
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Aug 27, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought we cover this last night
you have to be raised to root for one school then attend the other.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
must've shift a'd my way past
Still weird, though I guess Cal and Stanford are the caliber of schools where you apply even if you hate
They do have those Cal/Stanford "A House Divided" flags here
In the SEC, of course, it says “POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS”
/old shtick is old
//still true though
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Saw an Alabama/Kentucky "House Divided" car tag a couple weeks ago
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
THat's a mismatch
It’s like having a Sherman/Beuregard house divided sticker
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The only time I can think of them facing off is Shiloh
But it’s not like Beauregard was a bad general. Sherman/Hood would work, or Sherman/Bragg.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
probably hood
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hood had his moments, but Bragg just sucked at everything he did
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
so Bragg is Kentucky in football?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
and in a shocking turn
Bragg is Alabama in basketball.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You think that's crazy-
when I was in Tallahassee, I saw an FSU-Kentucky “House Divided” plate frame
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
2007 Music City Bowl.
Kentucky won.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 27, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
I am a Cal fan, which made my PhD advisor very happy since he attended Cal and was at a Cal basketball game when it was announced that Joe Roth had passed away. I even wore a Cal shirt to my PhD interview at North Texas. But this past December I got hired by Stanford. I will leave it at that.
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Aug 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Y'all. Drinking and ice cream go together right?
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
maybe some rum and sun drop...
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
some lime cherries and simple syrup muddled with some rum on top and six ice cubes shaken vigourously
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
do not have, do not have.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
still no cheerwine.
and no kraken
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm great fun.
Just have to go shopping.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
MCGREGOR'D
/da bacon and da bourbon are mah best friends
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 26, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
try the Leblon
good heavens it’s good
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
wait what now?
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a cachaça
about 30 for a fifth here
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Think of it like a white rum for grown ups
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I was reading their website.
I don’t know if I’m ready to be a grown up Mr. Faincy Pants former bartender dude
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Case of cheerwine?
yessir, only half a fifth of kraken.
I should probably run to the liquor store before the hurricane hits…
If there's any left...
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
probably.... but probably at some high end grocer
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I don't know if you can get it up there
I know they are expanding their distribution.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Binnys would have it if anywhere did.
Its like a walmart of booze
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
well it's a soft drink
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If you have cracker barrel, you too can have cheerwine!
"Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." ~Knute Rockne
Good to know.
I’ve been looking for it for a while. Our Publix has Tahitian Treat, but no Cheerwine.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Tahitan Treat?
Mmmmm, diabeetus
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
will have to stop at Cracker Barrel at some point to try this beverage.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, luckily for Irishjugg
Illinois has no fewer than $TEXAS Cracker Barrels.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
but alas, driving north ave....
worth it if i stop at binnys and buy ALL THE LIKOR
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I must be too far south, 'cause I can't seem to find it.
Although, I’m not looking too hard.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
it only recently became available in georgia
For a long time it was limited mainly to the Carolinas
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Some questions do not have to be asked....
by Counter Trap on Aug 26, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I read bleach.
Why did I read that as bleach?
Then again, I might be reaching for that bottle a few games into the season…
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
Particularly, once we’re a bit further into the season, a float made of Oktoberfest beer and pumpkin pie ice cream is divine.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
that sound effing AWESOME.
tonight I’m rewarding myself for proving a sub is a dumbass
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
You need the cake vodka referenced the other day
Sounded terrible at the time but now with ice-cream it sounds like a preschool birthday party for grownups.
I was contemplating that, but i thought maybe TOO sweet. Plus ALL THE CLEANING to do...that I haven't started yet...
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I clean best either drunk or under pressure or both
Perfect storm is an unexpected visit by my mother.
OH GOD yes.
I clean best with headphones on too.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Another from The Freek.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Aug 26, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
I see what he did there.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Who the fuck is Chris Capuano?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I know we make jokes about Craig James and hookers all the time
But RAEHG, I’ve already gotten three crime alerts from TCU that mention sexual assaults on campus “by known acquaintances.” Classes only started on Monday. WTF? At this point, I might start trashing my own school.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 26, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
O SWEET MISTRESS FOOTBAW, HASTEN UNTO ME.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
BLOOD FOR THE BLODD GOD
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Whoops, sorry Khorne
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm saving my flammables.
You know…just in case.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like footbaw should be in a corset
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Perhaps you are not familiar with Adidas TechFit jerseys.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm. not on someone who might look more like me than you.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Lolzing at this NFL commercial perpetuating the notion that NFL fans have passion, or tailgate
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions
In Charlotte they actually do a pretty good job
so many CFB fans far from a decent team
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I think they even played in Clemson Stadium one year
Not like Clemson was using it for much, so it was nice of them to allow that.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
They do in KC.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Tell me, do they have any sort of "rivalries"?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Has anyone poisoned a tree over that rivalry?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Spike F-80
isn’t available north of tennessee, or so I have been told.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Apocryphal story, but legend has it a Harvard coach strangled a bulldog before the Game
Think it was 1906. Regardless, we won.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but comparing it to Auburn-Alabama is kind of unfair.
I’m not saying it’s ESS EEE SEE hate, but they do have a large amount of dislike towards each other.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
No, Raiders-Chiefs games just end with several assault charges pending.
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and murder, occasionally
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
only recently.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not that I'm aware of.
Will neither confirm nor deny punching a Bears fan in the Lambeau parking lot in December of 1996.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 27, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Denver.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
OH and i meant they tailgate.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Denver seems like such a depressing place
/watched too much “Dynasty”
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 26, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Raiders
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Green Bay tailgates are an all day affair
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Glass of iced tea, tortilla chips, and HS football on the radio
As good a way of spending Friday night as any, I think.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
GA Public TV
showing high def high school game.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
You know you like me
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
/glares at UMBAI
IT WORKS GODDAMMIT!
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 26, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Well it's as much "Oh, giant Atlanta suburb schools" as the South, although both help
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
true story bro
in pound ball I played as a hornet
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
My high school no longer exists. /sigh
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
COME AT ME, BROS.
Earthquake?
SCOFF.
Irene?
FORECAST CALLS FOR GTFO.
What other disasters you gonna throw at me?
What?
Wait…
OH GOD, NO
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Imma just rec this.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
whelp here comes the rain
and betting that girl doesn’t come over. oh well.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ohhh a new girl?
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I met her at Kroger, and we started talking about drankin and so, hey, presto.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Permissible.
As long as it wasn’t at murder kroger.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking Soviet Jewel.
When the revolution comes, their customers will be first against the wall.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I like my new jewel
(desplaines and kinzie)
It has a microbrew by the bottle section, and on weekends no less than 3 different taste test stations :)
And you know, people that will speak to you if asked
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Also
fucking Blue Line.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
What is Jewel?
is it like Whole Foods? I like Whole Foods.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/lolhose.gif
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
you would.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Lolshto?
How did it get this appellation?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
An encyclapedia came from the future that said they were the first against the wall when the revolution came.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Aug 26, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
IT WAS! we were in a long ass line, and I made a joke about their being no optimal outcome, and then we were talking about the hurricane and then hurricane parties
and then I got a phone number, and I said we should try alternate recipes or something I don’t remember.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
???
huh? in Durham?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
you have murder kroger in durham?
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
no its in Atlanta
its sort of legendary here.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
there is a murder Kroger in Durham.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Huh. Learn something new everyday.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
we are a smaller town. I think it doubles as the pickup Kroger as well.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Is it as bad as Stabby Whole Foods?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
...worse? This is right off the highway and open 24 hours
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Murder Kroger sounds kinda like our Crack Dixie
Which was recently redone, promoting it to the Cocaine Dixie.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
So I googled murder Kroger
apparently there is a Murder Kroger here as well.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a thing?
I thought it was only in Lansing
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty lively debate over which Kroger
is the “Ghetto Kroger” “Crack Kroger” or “Murder Kroger” in Atlanta, apparently
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and pick up kroger
and ghey kroger
and there’s another…
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
My lawnmower always breaks right before footbawl season. Had to run over it twice last year (rimshot).
I used to be a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict.
by Tigerbiglikebull on Aug 26, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
honey, how did you get buckshot in the motor?
I have noooooo idea
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hey, Javaris Crittenton?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
Um. New PBP guy is new
“He throws a screen pass…incomplete, still going, brought down at the 45 yard line.”
Ambitious, but rubbish.
Am I the only one hoping for absolutely nothing to happen to NYC?
Not for the good of humanity but just to make all those doomsday jackasses look stupid.
but then they will start telling us about the upcoming snow storm of the century...
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
they don’t have alleys.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Av you imagine the smell
Of NYC in a flood? That may be the worst case scenario
I think NY is more prepared than people are giving credit.
They do get Nor’easterns, but I guess the storm surge could be nasty.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
I imagine this will be the biggest issue.
combined with flooding
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd plan for the worst
I used to be a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict.
by Tigerbiglikebull on Aug 26, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
So there aren't other places not called home for this activity?
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
according to the nyt
Wisconsin’s gonna air it out a lot more this year.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A week from now, many of us will be here drunj while rubbing TCU vs. Baylor all over our bodies in an erotic fashion.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
I'll be doing that...at my grandmother's house...
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just going to assume everyone was just too scared to respond to this.
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I couldn't get past the words "Baylor" and "erotic" in the same sentence.
by Narrow Right on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be driving through BOTH of those neighborhoods too.
/gonna be a LONG weekend at grandmas
//thinking about drinking all her liquor
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Neither could anyone from Waco
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my best friends saw my grandma naked once.
Good times.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
/twitch
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I plan on pulling a Mizzou with regards to Mississippi State/Memphis.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
doing meth?
what?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I should have been more specific.
Mizzoui’s, ahem, attempted wooing of the B1G.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
...you're going to rip off all your clothes
and scream “DO ME DO ME NOW” at the television?
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by jonfmorse on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
DING DING DING DING
Enjoy your rec.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That's kinda...terrifying.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
At least I'm honest.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
hey sometimes that strategy works
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I would say 90% of the time.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
DRUNJ
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
Was a t an employee farewell thing
Someone brought homebrew pale ales and Jet’s pizza.
BAM DRUNJ
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Just poured first drink.
Made it a quadruple.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Why you gotta show us up all the time?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
of what. pray tell?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Nothing grown up like.
My original drink thought.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Cake vodka?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
bacardi o and sundrop
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
hivedrinking
/loves the sundrop
Son, that’s Pitt. You hate Pitt now. You hate Pitt tomorrow. You hate Pitt until the day you die. After that, you will hate Pitt for eternity.’ — Jack Fleming’s Mom
For some reason this concoction has me coming up with stupid shit that's a great idea.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
THERE TOOO
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
interesting choice
rebroadcast of 2011 KS Shrine bowl ….
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
Next stop tonight: brewery open house
And across the parking lot from the brewery open house? A DISTILLERY open house. Is it on? FUCK CLEMSON IT’S ON.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
And across the parking lot from the distillery open house?
So go ahead and move in.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember, wagering is illegal. So, who do you like opening weekend?
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by Tigerbiglikebull on Aug 26, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
Quick tip.
Bet on LSU when they are underdogs, bet against LSU when favored.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Aug 26, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Notre Dame?
oh, you mean to win….
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
NO I'M NOT NERVOUS AT ALL WHY DO YOU ASK?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I think i need another caipirinha
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hurricane Survival Tips
1. Buy plenty of beer and Ice.
2. Clean out your fridge and bring to buddy’s house.
3. Invite others to do the same thing.
4. Ride the bitch out.
Pooling resources and coming together for fun will always defeat the storm. After that, help each other clean up the mess. Win win.
TRUF.
If your friend has a generator, his/her house is the designated gathering spot.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
This routine helps defeat more than storms
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
NBC Washington's Twitter said earlier today to dump out all your wine bottles and fill them with tap water.
Washington sucks at emergencies.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
hope they also mentioned to fill lots of things with water
being able to flush the toilet is a good thing….
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Bullshit. Fill the bathtub with water.
rookies.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
On it.
Also filling up all the other random empty bottles I have with water. Not that I expect to be without water for threeve days but I’d rather do this than not.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Aug 26, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup.
Losing power for eleventy weeks is my bigger concern. That happened during one random 100mph windstorm in Memphis a few years back in the middle of summer.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Aug 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm on the city Grid right next to DUke Hospital
Thank the Maker
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
As long as you don't
run into a situation like we did after the tornadoes this April. Even the hospitals lost power and were on generators for days.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I would go live at the faculty club then.
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My friends who built the sex palace and six car garage it is then.
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other than flushing the toilet... WUT?
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Yuppie survival tips
Question is – without wine, what will pair with the expensive olives during the storm?
Gin you addlepated simpleton
Now off to the excise house posthaste man. The tremens are soon to commence!
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Most postgrads have finals tomorrow at Duke
LULZ
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this is why we aren't doing anything social tonight, btw
but tomorrow is the end of finals+Hurricane
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5. Lots of cold hard cash for poker
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we played a solid 5 hours of drunk monopoly. ended when the rules became too corrupt.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Aug 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Whose turn is it
I HAVE NO IDEA. FUCK YOU! NO FUCK YOU!
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You lost 5 turns for bribing me on boardwalk because todd paid me $1000 to nark on you.
for a fee i can pretend it never happened.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Aug 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
No no no no
You see, this payment to Community Chest is a capital expenditure, not an expense.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Why yes
I will trade you my Boardwalk for all income brought in by your hotels on Marvin Gardens
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
By the way
you owe me $3000 in consulting fees from when I suggested what beer to buy.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK
But that only leaves me with $50 until next turn when Londonjoe owes me $1500 for bribing the police for four turns!
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
hyup.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If you give me a pack of cigarettes I'll give you my Get Out of Jail Free card.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
One GOJF for one pack of Marlboros
But if you throw in Kentucky Avenue, you can have the Djarum Blacks
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, to this day Djarums are still my first go-to clue
that someone’s probably a douche.
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But House Rules are what make it the most fun!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Somehow,
Mr. Revenge had Canadian MRE’s on hand during the aforementioned tornado-power-outage bit this spring. Those guys get awesome (for MRE’s anyway) breakfast sausage.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Get a grill of some type. Cold food gets old fast. People think a hurricane is a few day event. I was without power once for 2 weeks.Trust me, I live in south FL.
I used to be a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict.
by Tigerbiglikebull on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Flo did that to Chapel Hill
all the lulz
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Chainsaws also a good thing to have. Chick magnet too.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Aug 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
that needs more than a chainsaw
you need a chain and a tractor too, probably
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nah chainsaw is a good start
along with a few 55 gallon drums for burnin
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
big enough chain saw
and you can cut it up small enough to move by hand, although this is not the preferred method.
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe a big truck is enough? Maybe?
just to pull it away.
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i live in pickup country though.
but, tractors will work
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Aug 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that second standing tree was a part of the fallen one for a bit
which would make it a much tougher proposition
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winds in baton rouge were clocked at 95 mph which brought that sucker down
also saw a stop sign bent around a pole
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Aug 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
windblown debris is nasty
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
hooking the chain around the trunk is, apparently, the most dangerous thing about logging
according to my dad
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this was from day or 2 after Katrina (not me in pic) but I was there
"If you have the FACTS, pound the FACTS."
"If you don't have the FACTS, pound the table."
by I ate the grass on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
toomers corner really went to shit...
too soon?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 26, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, ESPN3 isn't carrying the Gator game next Saturday.
Guess I’m going to my parents house.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
?
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Puppy is so cute though!
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
right click save....
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope your parents like football
or you really, really like DVR’d Two and a half men
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My mom is a huge football fan.
If I could get her to use a computer easily, she would post here.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Like most things involving networking and my family, I hope they NEVER find me.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
/Specter177 makes dick jokes
/Specter177Mom posts her disapproval
//Specter177 gets grounded on EDSBS
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I really hope Spencer's mom doesn't read the comments here.
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/Specter177Mom makes dick jokes about Specter177Dad
//Specter177 claws his eyes out
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
/Specter177Mom posts naked baby pics of Specter177
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Commentarat: Awww, isn't he so cute!
Specter177: MOMMMMMMM!!!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, someone has met my mother and knows her introduction to the girlfriend tactics
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My mom would post pics of me too
But I was an adorable child before I turned 8.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I was cute until about 5.
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then what?
I turned into a tomboy. then I turned back into a girl then i turned into a sports girl then i went to college.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I got fat and my hair got dark.
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That last part happened to me too.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I was fine in high school, then got fat again after college.
I like the carbs :(
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stupid carbs.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I also have ALL. THE. LAZY. so I eat out way too much.
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choir here.
I just don’t eat out. I just warm up 3 pieces of chicken and drink.
or have ice cream on a friday night with rum for dinner
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Hm, make dinner?
Or stop at one of threeve fast food places between home and work?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
At the end of my block is a Taco Bell, Wendy's, McDonald's, Arby's, and KFC.
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benefit of Texas: I basically don't drive by any fast food that's easy to get to.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I've got DQ, McDonalds, Burger King, Menna's (local joint), Arby's, and Subway
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I was cute until I hit high school, i guess?
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you don't know?
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
don't want to sound too much like an asshole
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We are FAR beyond that.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This doesn't mean you're not still adorable.
by Narrow Right on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh no, after adorable I ran right into the back talk mouthy snippy phase and never left as well
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I just ran around naked a lot with a knight's helmet and sword apparently
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new FAQ for EDSBS
1. How to operate any scanner
2. How to drink….
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
acheivement unlcoked
played golf on the hottest day of the year.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
guh!
welp, you’re alive to talk about it!
i did the smart thing. cut the grass.
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I bitchslapped a sub via email.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Kinky.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That I am.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Cachaça really is that good.
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That's some delicious stuff if you know what you're doing with it.
Alone, though, it’s vile. Even the good stuff.
see the mix above.
I’m thinking just a tad of simple syrup.
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Yep.
It’s the one bottle I never have to worry about unexpectedly shrinking.
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what kind did you get?
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I've actually got two bottles at the moment.
Ypioca and Pitu.
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I got some artisanal brand... it's pretty good.
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I had a hard time getting through my fifth of Pitu.
Leblon goes pretty quickly though. I used to like this ’mericanized stuff called Rio D Noite but they quit selling it here.
Leblon. that's what I have
it’s more rummish I imagine
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A pain in the ass to make, but delicious:
3 oz cachaca
3 oz acai juice (As pure as possible)
2 oz orange juice
2 oz lime juice
2 oz club soda
2 T agave nectar
2 T fresh chopped mint
NO! YOU FOOL!
YOU’RE WASTING THE ALCOHOL
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It's Friday? Dammit, I was supposed to work today.
I used to be a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict.
by Tigerbiglikebull on Aug 26, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU WAS GONNA GO TO WORK, BUT THEN YOU GOT DRUNJ?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
No, uh see, what had happened, was this guy, I didn't know him, see he hit my car, and
I said Hey, man! And he said what are you gonna do about it? Anyway, the cops took my cell and I couldn’t call in until after the end of the day, so I figured no need to go in now.
I used to be a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict.
by Tigerbiglikebull on Aug 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that an afroman reference?
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Ding ding ding!
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
That song is amazing.
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
YAIS
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
/cool story bro
we had an afterparty at our apaprtment when afroman played at dave’s dark horse. afroman & the rest of the crew showed up.
this was 1999.
/end cool story bro
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
He's from Hattiesburg, right?
I think?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
just outside, i think
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
He did KA at Davidson (which is a tiny house)
that was fun.
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Listening to Because I Got High on loop now.
Irony: I have never gotten high
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
me either. still heart song.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
walk in the pawrk after dawrk
smoke that tumbleweed
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
This is my favorite song to sing along to when drunk
It has been known to get me in trouble.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Green Bay's free safety just got demoted.
@papaalphakilo
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The old Lakers player?
such a freak. 6’7" PG’s are rare
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Old news. Someone posted a link above.
So far, apparently unfortunate random shooting of 23-yo mom of 3.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I just saw on twitter and looked it up
the 23 year old was a mother of 4. Sad story
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup.
I meant old only because there’s a link somewhere in the thread. Just shitty and that dude is STUPID.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Bitter Bears fans are Bitter
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DRUNJ On Demand
+ FREE On Demand
= Adventures of Milo and Otis and one upset pug
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
i havent seen that in years!
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
So is it weird that one of my favorite Disney movies is this:
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't care what the pretenses are.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
It is a shittastic movie
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Fox, Hound, they're good.
But nothing compares to the awesome might of The Sword In The Stone. Yes, I even capitalized the articles and prepositions. It’s that good.
I love green because money be green.
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Also heart. I think I'm more in love with the accents on the animals than anything else.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Wanna come to my place and watch Disney movies?
This could get weird.
I love green because money be green.
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Best part of having a kid
It’s not weird to watch Disney movies
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Anyone else mad as hell at Disney for putting their movies "in the vault"
and thus creating fake demand when they open up the vault and let one out. My wife eats this up. She rushes out to get them like its a must have. I am jealous of Disney’s brilliance in marketing.
"If you have the FACTS, pound the FACTS."
"If you don't have the FACTS, pound the table."
by I ate the grass on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I do the same thing
But with my sexuality
Bitches don't know bout my interrogatories.
by marktgarten on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it in the vault now?
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Steve Jobs
Disney’s largest shareholder
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It's annoying, but it's also fucking genius
They get people to rush out and buy old movies and go to the theater to see rereleases of movies that are 50+ years old.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
YAIS.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The discussion of best classic animation Disney movie begins and ends with the Jungle Book.
I’ll accept no argument on this
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Meant it merely as a distinction between Pixar and old school Disney movies
not necessarily classic in the “timeless” or “priceless” sense
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I took his distinction to be between the older Disney movies and the relatively newer ones.
I think the only ones that qualify as “classic” for film nerds are, like, Pinnochio, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, etc. The ones that took 50,000 people and 20 goddamn years to animate.
I love green because money be green.
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That's probably accurate, classic was not the right word. I should have said traditional animation.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
What is the last one?
I heard the new Princess and the Frog one was traditional animation, but I’m guessing it was still drawn on a computer.
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After 101 Dalmations it was all automated in one way or another
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That’s a pretty good one, too. I didn’t like it much as a kid, but I have more appreciation for it stylistically now.
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I like it a lot. but they did something with that one trialing some technique that automated the process
and cut down on the crazy number of man hours needed to crank them out.
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IIRC they hand drew the character models and then loaded them into the computer to actually do the animation
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he'll have to wait for me to be done with you
asshole ruining my childhood.
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I thought everyone
who had seen both Jungle Book and Robin Hood knew this?
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
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Yes, but all of those were actually good.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Disney makes no bones about the fact that they recycle frames
Like Erik said above, a classic Disney movie took massive amounts of man power. If you can shave some of that down by recycling some minor scenes, why not.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
That was poorly worded. Should have made it more clear that you were the one who said they took forever to make
and that the last sentence was my opinion.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Well its not like the same animators weren't around all that time. After awhile they just were made to emulate the previous success stories.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
AND YOU'LL NOTE THAT NO SCENES FROM THE SWORD IN THE STONE WERE IN THE COLLAGE.
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yeah there are
look again.
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Is that scene with the blonde boy getting his face licked by a dog not from Sword in the Stone
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
It's okay
A good portion of Robin Hood is lifted from The Jungle Book, which is in turn lifted from Winnie the Pooh
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Not to mention that those movies from that time all had the same voice actors.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah,
even as a youngun I noticed Baloo and Little John were the same guy.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Louis Prima is perfect as King Louie and I won't hear any different
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I didn't say it was a BAD thing
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
for my dad it ends before 101 dalmatians
I would include that movie.
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no but it's the go between to Pixar.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you know that Aladdin has the first ever fully CGI character in movie history?
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Well character would be The Magic Carpet...but sure.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I like them all.
I’m sucha girl.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
If it's wrong to like Disney movies as an adult
then I know a hell of a lot of people who are wrong. I’m one of them.
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HATE
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
#teamSimba
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
because it was stolen from a (I think) Japanese story?
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It was called Ran
and yes it is.
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Ran is an adaptation of King Lear
and never meant to be anything but.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
EVERYTHING IS A COPY OF EVERYTHING
/copies
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
HERP WITH A THOUSAND DERPS
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wait. shit. is there a Kurosawa Hamlet?
gah
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Kimba the White Lion is the one I've heard
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The was a movie (or series?) called Kimba, I think, that was basically the exact same thing as the Lion King.
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It wasn't the same, Kimba was a white lion, duh
The movie is Hamlet with lions anyway, so it’s just a question of who ripped off who
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SHAKESPEARE NEVER EXISTED
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope. I just hate that movie.
I think part of it is that by the time it came out, I was old enough that I was past the demographic, but not old enough to not care and just enjoy a cartoon movie. But I hated that and Alladin, and pretty much everything before the Pixar movies.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate Shrek
this is ok, right?
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Yes.
Dreamworks is hateable. Although, personally, I like the first Shrek. The others, not so much.
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I liked the first two
The third one, not so much. Never bothered with the fourth.
by The Missing T on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
My daughter hates Shrek.
Mostly because her name is Fiona.
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Troll hard in the paint.
or ogre hard in the paint, as it were.
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Don't show her Euro Trip
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
If there had never been a sequel
then no, because the original was awesome. I never saw any of the bastardizations, but it was one of the worst ruinings of a good original I’ve seen.
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Officially,
It falls into the “Disney Renaissance,” which began with “The Little Mermaid” and happened to coincide with the period of my life where I was the target demographic. I can (and probably will) sing along to the songs from Little Mermaid to Pocahontas if shown.
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I can play most of the title songs from all of those too.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too.
My mom bought me a book of the sheet music to the main musical numbers once I learned the clarinet.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Piano here.
We would be so awesome in concert.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
So, are you saying
that an EDSBS concert would include piano/clarinet duets of Disney songs? Because I secretly think that would be awesome.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
done by AJ McCarron and Joey Barton
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I'm your huckleberry.
I was 1st chair clarinet once upon a time. The only reason was to learn the solo to “Big Bad Bill Is Sweet William Now”, but yeah.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Another clarinet player here.
Haven’t kept it up since HS, though.
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The four of us should get together and horribly jam.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Another clarinet player here.
/has music to “A Whole New World”
by Narrow Right on Aug 26, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
REC'D
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This was the best of the bunch of those
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm looking for these things called "combs"
You’ve probably never heard of them…
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This would be my possible counter-argument.
Also a big fan of Little Mermaid (Disney style, HCA spin though he might).
The picture at the top of this post
could not possibly be any different from my typical college football game day experience.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
I for one do not shit on my couch
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by Londonjoe on Aug 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Any MOAR different.
Edit button &/c. &/c.
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I know.
I don’t use nearly that much hair product.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
They lack
anxiety-based ulcers, smashed glass, tear stains on shirts, functional alcoholism, and a deep sense of self-loathing.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
and fire-starting tools
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I see nothing wrong with a group of 18 to 22 year old strangers determining my emotional state for the next four months.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS ALL SOUNDsS SO FAMILIAR
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You forgot "dents in the walls from thrown remotes"
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That's true.
I hide behind a pillow the whole time.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't watch the games, I wait for the inevitable email from my dad and sit in my bed all day with the blinds drawn
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Our teams hit us because they love us.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It gets better.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
It makes us stronger
theoretically
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No, don't tell me this. Team has been so kind to me lately.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
GIVE US BACK OUR BEAT WRITER
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Functional alcoholism temporarily takes care of the self-loathing.
Which will make a stirring comeback later to inspire more functional alcoholism.
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Every day is #teamfuckpants if I don't have to leave the house.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
More or less the same here.
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DON'T YOU HATE PANTS?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly, who the fuck does that?
My college football game day experience involves either significant amounts of screaming and swearing, or sobbing and on my knees in front of the TV. Also many empties scattered everywhere, and probably an empty box of wings
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish I had tape of that 2006 game of you
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That was different
I was not the football obsessed maniac I am now. So 2006 me was mostly drunj with a little bit of “HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED” thrown into it. Also, lots of rain.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't that also describe sex?
significant amounts of screaming and swearing, or sobbing and on my knees
by Narrow Right on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Only when done right.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah... ahem... so, uh, which partner should be the one sobbing and kneeling for it to be "done right"?
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Depends on the night.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Craig James' latest victim.
Allegedly.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
This is sobbing more on the level extreme happiness. Like seeing visions from heaven.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
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Moar like it
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DA DOCTOR SEZ I HAVE A PIECE OF POLISH SASSAGE LODGED IN THE LINING OF MY HEART.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Now don'tcha think THAT'S a little racist?
Well damn, I guess you’re right!
/RIP Gary
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Mmmm, sassage.
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Tigers-Twins, or Fallout 3. I face all the tough choices in life.
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Fallout Three
more scoring
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what the Hell is johnny Venters doing in this game?
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How very interesting.
It appears that if the Big East were currently in the MWC’s shoes, they wouldn’t even meet the necessary criteria to appeal their lack of AQ status. Not “they wouldn’t earn AQ status”, but they wouldn’t even be allowed to appeal.
I think the MWC’s going to get into the party now, even with the defections.
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will the Big East lose their status?
Oh the schaudenfreude.
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Not any time before 2014.
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pffffft like they'll get their shit together before then
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Cereal analysis:
Unless the powers that be really are conspiring to create a 64-team superleague with four conferences, I think it’s entirely possible that the ultimate goal really IS to get the MWC into the club as a safety net should the Big 12 implode. And I’m absolutely positive that the decision-makers at ISU, KU, KSU, Texas Tech, Baylor, and possibly even OSU and Missouri are 100% behind the idea.
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You said "cereal analysis"
and I was expecting exactly that. You let me down, Jon.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
For cereal?
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Yes.
I demand analysis on the Tony v Count Chocula matchup in week 1
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Pfft.
Count Chocula in a romp. Tony’s solid and steady, but the reality is that Chocula can fly right over him and score at will.
Also, chocolate.
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But Tony has a solid marketing value backing him
which brings in top tier talent year after year. Surely they’ll realize THEYYYYYY’RE GREAT! this year, and break through?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Same story every year.
But the reality is, they just can’t compete with chocolate and marshmallows, even if the chocolate is a little subpar.
I could see Tony upsetting, say, Lucky Charms. And games against FrankenBerry, BooBerry, or Fruit Brute would be pick ’ems. But against the real powerhouses like Chocula, Cocoa Pebbles, and, of course, pre-season #1 Cocoa Puffs? No chance.
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Oh I wouldn't bet against Cocoa Puffs
They’ll likely represent General Mills West in the MNC this year.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Sleeper: Capn Crunch All Berries.
Capn Crunch got smart and put together a team of nothing but Crunch Berries.
by Soju Warrior on Aug 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
/snorts
Such a gimmicky offense.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer to go the tried and true route of Peanut Butter Puffs
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YAIS
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't sleep on Golden Grahams, though.
Traditional GM East power, still strong. Cheerios could surprise with their bland yet effective attack. And then, of course, there’s Golden Crisp, who just hasn’t been the same since they were forced to change their name because it was hostile to Nutritionist-Americans, but still does play a really good game in the trenches.
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You're all Cookie Crisp haterz
Also, who can forget Honey Smacks?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Boo Berry
/drops mic
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
OH PLEASE.
Boo Berry only shows up in October before folding like a fucking circus tent.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
The seemingly genuine bitterness and hatred of this comment gets a rec
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it's true.
Boo Berry hasn’t shown up for a meaningful November game in decades.
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Rec'd for visceral cereal hatred.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Grape Nuts has Grit!
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
regular performance a plus
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Honey Smacks loses to Raisin Bran in week 1
Calling the upset now
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Honey Smacks is just a less-respectable version of Golden Crisp.
Think Boston College.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
HE'S ON FIRE.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't even get me started on the Ivy League
i.e., Post Toasties, Corn Flakes, Shredded Wheat, Puffed Wheat, Puffed Rice, Raisin Bran, All-Bran, and Special K.
(You know which one’s Cornell already, right?)
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The State School of Cereals: Kroger Raisin Crunch
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I liked it better when it was called Weetabix
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If we're doing ferriner's cereal, keep the bran bricks and try these:
But for reals, I always thought it was interesting that the US was the only country with threeve brands of cereals
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
you've never had THESE
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or heaven forbid this
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They make Milo cereal?
Whaaaaaaa? What if you poured Milo on Milo cereal? Mil-ception?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
No joke, these are the real winners (and it's Latvian!)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Lacks chocolate
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
did you guys ever get?
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Oh hells yes
Best part is that it made your milk all Oreo flavored.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
-I-O's!!!
Is it next Saturday yet?
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
Kashi.
/drops mic
//also drops a colossal deuce
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be honest, I only get cereal at whole foods now if I get it at all
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/smellsownfarts
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mmmmmmmmm, lavender
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Your Davidson help doesn't pick it up?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't even eat breakfast anymore, really. Maybe an egg before I run in.
so it lasts a long ass time.
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also, I can get it in smaller quantities, so it's cheaper than by the box
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Smoothies
Easy to make, good for you, fills you up.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
yoghurt and Granola, mostly yoghurt
some days I do actually walk to work, so I’ll eat something on those days
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Whole Foods yoghurt (come on man, this is 'Murica, drop the H) and granola?
Well, well, well, Mr. Fancypants
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I had the yogurt/granola/fruit parfait from Panera for breakfast.
Not gonna lie, it’s freakin delicious.
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shit no. Kroger yoghurt
for some reason, Whole foods doesn’t put the fruit pieces in their yoghurt and only blends it in.
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I continue to read these posts as if you are talking about something
called “yawg-hurt”
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
omelette ftw
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
no time, sadly
try to get in around 8:00- 8:30
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If I have time in the morning, I'm 100% with you
Alas, my brain convinces me that an extra 17 minutes pretending to be asleep is better
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
went many years without cereal
now I have 2 kids and I am back to eating cereal damn near every day. If its in the house, I eat it.
"If you have the FACTS, pound the FACTS."
"If you don't have the FACTS, pound the table."
by I ate the grass on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you trying to come off as douchy as possible tonight
I mean I don’t think your a douche, but you’re just not projecting a very good image tonight.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
My breakfast habits are odd?
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The whole "I miss picking up my laundry pressed and folded"
combined with the “I only shop at whole foods” comes off as a bit elitist
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I do miss having my laundry done. Who wouldn't? It wasn't a deciding factor
and I shop at Kroger for most stuff and Whole Foods for Coffee and occasionally meat, Granola, and mixers. Ingredients are important.
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I don't have a problem with any of it
I used a wash and fold service in Manhattan. Just giving you a hard time.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
It was 80 cents a pound
came out to about 40 bucks a month. TOTALLY WORTH IT
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
My mom wouldn't let me do the laundry
said I’d fuck it up.
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This
Which is dumb, since it’s really easy to do.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't argue.
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/starts fire with dryer
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I have weir things that look like paper in one of my nicer shirts
honestly have no idea what to do with it.
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ha. Mom BEGGED me to do laundry for family.
Liked it better than digging in dirt.
/now manages people who dig in dirt for living.
//doin it right
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think anyone would not miss having laundry done for him
Can’t defend him on the second point, although I’ll stop by Whole Foods if I’m in the big city.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck, if that's the cereal Ivy League
I’m on their side. GO POST TOASTIES. BEAT HATED RIVAL PUFFED WHEAT.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It's all about Honey Nut Cheerios.
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Corch Muschamp's favorite cereal makes an entry
by Soju Warrior on Aug 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
somebody needs to put a pipe on Capt Crunch
would he look like Schnelly?
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Quaker Conference:
North: Life, Quaker O’s, Oatmeal Squares, Oat Bran, Corn Bran†, Granola‡
South: Cap’n Crunch, Crunchberries, Peanut Butter Crunch, All-Berries, King Vitamin, Quisp
† – Left to join General Mills West
‡ – Left to join a bunch of hippies on the Pacific Coast
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Cap'n Crunch and Life look like they dominate this conference
with occasional upsets by Crunchberries
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I give you
The Sun Belt Malt-O’-Meal Conference
East: Coco Roos, Frosted Mini Spooners, Corn Bursts, Crispy Rice, Cinnamon Toasters, Apple Zings
West: Collosal Crunch, Dyno-Bites, Honey Buzzers, Honey Graham Squares, Marshmallow Mateys, Tootie Fruities
by Soju Warrior on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
DYNO BITES ARE DYNO MITE!
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno if that's the Sun Belt
Might be more like the CAA.
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How could we forget the offbrands?
We’re as bad as ESPN!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Kill Bill rec
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 27, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
/drops mic
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by allicolls on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BOISE STATE
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/buys three boxes
//still runs out of it in two weeks
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
got 2 boxes in the pantry
kids devour this stuff
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"If you don't have the FACTS, pound the table."
by I ate the grass on Aug 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
A challenger appears
Life Cereal + Marshmallows= TMNT???
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
oh yeah. that's Chex btw, not life
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Chex = Mountain West.
Actually pretty good shit, but suffers from poor marketing.
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Chex Mix?
That’s like the Longhorn Network of cereals
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
That's not a cereal.
Chex Mix is like… well, it’s like Mormons, while BYU itself is like Rice Chex.
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Right, but I'm saying Chex gets extra publicity outside of the cereal itself
Rice Krispie Treats are like the Big Ten Network for Rice Krispies.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Not according to shelving space at the grocery stores around here.
There’s more shelf space for varieties of Frosted Mini-Wheats than there is for Chex.
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FROSTED MINIWHEATS
MOTHERFUCKER
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, look at who's talking.
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especially about the spherical trigonometry
by Albino Tornado on Aug 27, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
The hell you say.
Wheat Chex and Honey Nut Chex aren’t joining any other brand any time soon.
?Would bet on wheat chex against any cereal out there, and laugh at the suckers who bet against it.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 28, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I see no issues with it
Does it come with a free pizza launcher machine/tank?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I had one of those
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I thought it was you that brought it up the other day?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think so- but It's a salient memory of being four.
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they had a whole range of products when I was like 4. cookies and stuff too.
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I thought we were going to have a breakfast food subthread
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll go first.
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
by Soju Warrior on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You cannot haz. all breakfast pork and eggs are belong to me.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Well. Shit.
In that case I’ll just eat the entire box of Fruity Pebbles.
by Soju Warrior on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Okie. You can haz that.
I will share my eggs and pork though in exchange for frosted flakes, CTC, and AJ
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh fuck.
I completely forgot to do that. I’ll make sure that gets done this weekend.
Apologies to all! It’s been a crazy week.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been hoping for this since TCU jumped.
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
From a fan of MWC...
MWC should get the 2-year provisional AQ from 2013-14 but I don’t think they will get anything more after that since TCU is leaving and Boise is the only team that’s capable of playing anywhere near the level of the original “Big 3” of MWC.
HEY Y'ALL
That movie where Tom Cruise plays that Nazi who’s really a pretty good guy in on TNT!
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
DUDE NO WAY I LOVE SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I am far from a Cruise fan, but I thought it was a good movie
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I would agree with this
completely historically accurate, not so much. However, in order to dramatize something like that you have to do something along these lines. Overall, was much better than i thought it would be.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Bryan Singer, Superman Returns excepted, is a damned good director.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
The Usual Suspects is a favorite
but I couldn’t off the top of my head know others that he directed.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah just looked him up on imdb
Apt Pupil was pretty crazy
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
too bad that movie sucked
sigh
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Even worse, it not only sucked, but Singer leaving X-Men for it left the 3rd movie in the hands of Bret Ratner
So instead of getting a film adaption of the Dark Phoenix Saga, we got that turd that was The Last Stand
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
#teamcyclops
fuck the movies. ALEX SUMMERS IS THE YOUNGER BROTHER ASSWITS!
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I'm confused. Alex Summers isn't in any of the movies
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
in the new one. the prequel. which makes him older than Scott
/setsselfonfire
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Marvel is not interesting in making good Wolverine movies
Daren Aronofsky was going to direct the 2nd one and wanted to base it around the story arch where Magneto literally rips the adamantium off Wolverines skeleton, but Marvel wouldn’t let him because it would basically require them to act like “Origins” never happened.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Yeah, but Alex keeps getting turned into the Living Monolith
And breaking shit, yo.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Go back and watch the preview trailer for it.
You’ll never believe how bad the movie turned out. The trailer had me ready to camp out fanboy style.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
I think there's problems with making Superman a particularly compelling hero in terms of film
no? Only the characters around him are interesting in their humanity, He’s like the blue guy in the Watchmen at his most interesting.
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And without the penis.
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Right, Superman is a giant deus ex machina.
I don’t know how he’s still around as a comic, tbh.
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/straps on Luke Cage chain belt
//that he doesn’t wear anymore
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Could do with another Constantine, honestly
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i'll agree here
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#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit, HBO and/or Showtime ought to get on
Series for this, Hitman, or maaaybe Preacher.
Hitman is so completely in this crowd’s comedy wheelhouse it’s amazing.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
the game?
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HBO's allegedly been working on Preacher
but I have doubts, since work on it supposedly started BEFORE Game of Thrones.
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A Preacher movie has been rumored to be in production for what feels like decades
I never understood the adoration that comic gets. To me it seems like it’s shocking and controversial for the sake of being shocking and controversial, not because they were trying to say anything profound.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Yeah, but who doesn't love Arseface?
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I really didn't like much of anything about those books
I had been told for so long how great they were that anything short of The Watchmen and I was bound to be disappointed.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I liked the Hellraiser stuff a ton. lot of potential there.
like Hellboy.
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There's actually a lot of subtext there
but in reality, I think Ennis just wanted to set up what looked like a superhero-slash-religion-slash-horror book and then completely fail to carry through with any possible expected path to completion.
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Uguh uyuh uguh duh, suh
Garth Ennis has a talent for being rather twisted but hilarious. Crazy drunken Irishman! I can’t see cramming Preacher into a movie, either miniseries or short-term, close-ended series would work. Frankly, I’d rather Hitman get rolled out instead of Preacher.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Like, the video game? we can't be thinking of the same thing?
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No, the comic book.
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No, Hitman was a comic book written by Garth Ennis for DC comics
He was basically DCs version of the Punisher, except he has super powers
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Which he used about three times, ever.
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I remember reading that Ennis didn't want him to have any powers but DC forced them on him
So Ennis intentionally tried to avoid using them.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Well... no, but.
Hitman was introduced during one of the putrid early 90s crossover Annual events, and all the new characters introduced were infected by aliens and thus gained superpowers. Ennis was writing The Demon then, and created Monaghan as the character for that crossover.
THEN, he decided he wanted to write a book about him, but didn’t want to use the superpowers. DC insisted that he at least had to periodically acknowledge their existence.
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Gotcha.
I never read much of the Hitman because it seemed unnecessary after reading the Punisher Max series that Ennis wrote.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I... wouldn't say that.
They’re really totally different characters. Frank Castle is a psychotic, obsessed nutjob with no sense of humor and no friends. Tommy Monaghan is a professional killer who’s not the least bit unhinged, and he’s sort of light-hearted and has lots of friends — indeed, the book is really about his friendships at the heart of it.
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That's my point
I like the Punisher so much that I’m afraid I wouldn’t be able to appreciate the Hitman character for what he is. I think I’d be constantly finding myself comparing the two.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Punisher never took a chainsaw
to a zombie baby seal!
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
My point, though
was that it will be hard for you to make the comparison at all once you read a couple of issues.
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His Punisher series was hilarious
The Russian in particular.
Hitman most frequently used his x-ray vision while staring at Wonder Woman. Bloodlines was the cross-over.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked the Barracuda arch more than the Russian
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Ah
I’m thinking of the stand-alone 10 issue or whatever story arc instead of the on-going series.
Kind of crazy when the August 2001 issue involved flying a jetliner into the building of the EU headquarters.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Barracuda was part of the MAX series
that was completely uncensored. It took the Punisher to it’s logical conclusion.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Right
Got the first couple dozen issues of the MAX, but didn’t finish Barracuda. Should probably pick up the rest.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
By the end of that series it makes you wonder how they ever wrote Punisher with censorship
I also like how it just erases the arch in which Castle replaced Constantine by having Castle say he had vague memories of Angels and Demons but he can’t remember if it was real or a nightmare and then never mentioning it again.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Sandman: will never get made
true or false?
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If the American Gods series does well for HBO
I could see Gaiman having the pull to get it done.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
That would be increidble
And Gaiman is a solid screenwriter, so I wouldnt be surprised if they brought him on to adapt it.
He's writing American Gods
I don’t know why he’d let someone else write Sandman
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Because he doesn't have the right to decide who does Sandman.
For one, he doesn’t own it; DC does. Two, when DC sold the option, it was the old-style “do whatever you need to do” option rather than the current “we retain some semblance of creative control” option.
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Right, but Gaiman has no rights to Sandman at all anyway.
DC has, for the sake of courtesy, prevented use of the characters in their own books without Gaiman’s approval. But it’s only a good-faith arrangement.
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Dr. Strange on line three
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Superman, the movie character and new comic character, yes.
In the original, he couldn’t fly, he could just jump really far, among other things.
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I will say it
Superman sucks, he is fucking boring
#teambatman – a dude with major fucking issues, I likes
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Superman is better defined by what he can't do.
/watched the first few years of Smallville
//whatever bro, lay off me
I love green because money be green.
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DEAR GOD WHY
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
hot chicks?
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
In the case of that show
This is not an acceptable answer!
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Tom Welling's beautiful eyes!
Bitches don't know bout my interrogatories.
by marktgarten on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
This is exactly it.
I happened by and saw Kristen Kreuk and it was all over.
This, mind you, was my sophomore year of college. In a fraternity. The secret of my shame weighed heavily on me.
/quickly changes channel
//hey bros! nothin’, just drinkin’ a beer and talkin’ about red meat and shit! y’know, guy stuff!
I love green because money be green.
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Hey, I watched it too.
it was like Grey’s anatomy. you had to keep up.
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GREETINGS TRAVELER!
/cl4ptr4p
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
SIGH.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
TOLD YOU
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not wrong on this, right?
I mean, “looker” is an understatement with that woman.
I love green because money be green.
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(Proper response: "You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.")
I love green because money be green.
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you're all right with me, sir
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Nope, you're not wrong.
/don’t judge me
by The Missing T on Aug 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean she's not my style, but you're not wrong.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
What're you thinking about?
Nothing, just guy stuff.
LOL JK SMALLVILLE
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by Erik T on Aug 27, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Um.... wow.
You realize the entire point of Dr. Manhattan was to what a True Blue American Superman would have been; specifically, Ass-kicking Jesus? Watchmen (the graphic novel) was a DECONSTRUCTION of the entire superhero comic genre.
The only things that make Superman interesting – at all:
- Comparing and contrasting vis-a-vis Bats. Specifically, Superman thinks of himself as Clark Kent; Bruce Wayne thinks of himself as Batman
- Well-done Luthor stories; generally, the ones where Luthor isn’t cribbing the Supervillian Manual, but the ones where he simply won’t every trust anyone with that damned much power.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 27, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I always thought of Dr. Manhattan as a Capt. Marvel of sorts.
Especially because Superman can be beaten, through just a straight up pounding or deception.
But, Grant Morrison is going to be writing for Action Comics as of September. If he can’t make Superman interesting…
Life is Beautiful is so underrated
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Very dusty movie.
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/sigh
that’sthejoke.gif
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How do you do, sir?
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm sure its somewhat entertaining.
I’m attempting laundry.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate having to do laundry almost as much as I hate having to wear pants
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
doing laundry isn't so bad, PUTTING AWAY laundry is deplorable
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate all phases of the laundry process
/sort the laundry for whites vs colors? God damnit.
/make sure you don’t forget laundry is being done and leave it in the machine for 4 hours? God damnit.
/timing it so you have enough time to get all the loads done before you have to go to bed? God damnit.
/Accidentally leaving one shirt out of the load of cold wash? GOD DAMNIT.
/putting everything back on hangars? FUCK THIS ITS STAYING IN A FUCKING PILE.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
they do your laundry for you at Davidson
I hadn’t done my own laundry until I graduated college
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Again, this doesn't shock me about you at all.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss picking up my pressed and folded laundry, admittedly
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Jeeves
kick the poor.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Jeez, man.
I didn’t even hire a maid when I was rich, and here you are bragging about laundry service.
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apparently, they cleaned your rooms until the mid 90's
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I wouldn't even want that honestly
but I am a clean freak who kind of likes privacy
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who is they?
"If you have the FACTS, pound the FACTS."
"If you don't have the FACTS, pound the table."
by I ate the grass on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
the help
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"Oh, Jeeves
can you turn down my bed, and pick my roommate’s used condoms up off the floor? Good chap."
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apparently you left the room, and when you got back everything was in order.
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did the help run you a hot bath ?
"If you have the FACTS, pound the FACTS."
"If you don't have the FACTS, pound the table."
by I ate the grass on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly not. It was all showers.
I’ll be honest, even though I didn’t grow up with them most of my friends in Singapore had live in help.
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A few of our dorms were built during the Gilded Age as private apartments
So a few lucky duckies get to have marble bathtubs (although I wouldn’t dare take a bath in them, no matter how hard they’ve been scrubbed)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
some of the apartments had bathtubs
no one used them for that reason.
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Sounds like they'd make awesome beer coolers though.
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JEEVES!
I TOLD YOU TO REFRIGERATE THE MINT FOR MY PILLOW, NOT FREEZE IT.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I will test the shaving water with a thermometer, and if it is off by one tenth of a degree by Jove you'll feel the flat of my hand
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I shall bill you for my new computer screen.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
"They made a movie of it so it must be good!"
/sigh
//ihatepeople
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ah, Nicholas Sparks, shining light of Notre Dame
/gag
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What is
“book that is eerily reminiscent of my Dad’s parents’ relationship with their maid.” It makes me kinda uncomfortable.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Yeah I think a lot of Southerners identify with this movie in a somewhat uneasy way
But that’s a closet of spiders not to be entered.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
THE POORS.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
One of the biggest student jobs groups is a dorm-cleaning service
That said, “dorm-cleaning” really only happens at the beginning of term; otherwise, it was only bathrooms.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck that. #londonjoeproblems.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had a friend who was at Davidson, and when he told me this I didn't believe it
You have to pay for it, though, right? There was a student service that did laundry, but it was for a non insignificant price.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
what? No. included in tuition (but really actually paid for from a huge grant by some nutso alum)
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Well that is fortunate.
At some point a student tried to start a service that was basically on-demand maids, and he did it for a couple years before other students’ protests caused him to fold.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
....their laundry instead?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
what exactly is wrong with that?
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Some semi-spidery talk about reinforcing division between class, etc.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
oh well.
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We paid our weekly cleaner a fantastic amount of money
no, really. I can’t imagine what it was in Boston.
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Fussell's Class is a good book to read
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I've started sorting shit based on what temperature it uses
more than white v color, really.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just going to rec this post because it sums up my thoughts on laundry so precisely.
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This.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. I agree with this wholeheartedly.
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Grown up romance =
husband buys you washer and dryer for your birthday/new house with father-in-law’s retired military discount at Lowe’s.
/not complaining, got damn nice machines
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
These are things I desire.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It's glorious.
$200 discount for sale + retired military discount? YAIS PLZ THX
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Bosch?
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Maytag,
but, according to internet research, very good HE machines without being front-loaders (and accordingly priced).
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
How much money do you save on HE machines?
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Well,
per the Energy Star diagrams, roughly $800 over the life of the washer (theoretically paying for itself and then some). Honestly, the deciding factor wasn’t that it’s an HE washer, but rather that it has an impeller instead of an agitator arm, therefore not beating up clothes so much. Having lost several articles of clothing to being snagged on the agitator, this itself is a big plus.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Sigh
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by Londonjoe on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
height is bigger than I thought it was gonna be. whoops.
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It nearly takes up half of my HDTV screen, here.
Viva la bloodlake!
I love green because money be green.
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Oh, Come On
You have a 10 game lead in the Wild Card, how are you going to hate on a guy who’s had 2 Tommy John surgeries.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
because he just threw a 2 hitter against the team that i cheer for?
I don’t mean for him to actually be immolated, but i really don’t like him tonight.
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I'd like to see him on fire.
as an example.
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Point is, if you actually get upset about single games in a baseball season, to the point that you can't appreciate a good story, it's probably not good for your health
Especially when that game will likely have 0 impact on your ability to make the playoffs
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
it's the curse of Braves fans
chasing the Phillies means not dropping games to the cubs
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i do lots of things that arent good for my health.
i guess this is just par for the course. i also didnt know that capuano had had two tommy johns.
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#ROLF4HEISMAN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he was actually really good for the Brewers before then. Had an 18 win season. Then blew his elbow out two years in a row
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Sister moving out right now? SISTER MOVING OUT RIGHT NOW
ALL THE WHISKY
by Erik T on Aug 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
This is my dream.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone see Aunt Stabby's mailbag on twitter?
“all of this is stupid and no reader should be required to do research to understand an arthurs true meaning”
“The rest of the country may not know it, but the SEC’s desire for supremacy is the response to losing the Civil War.”
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ARTHUR'S TRUE MEANING?
WHY, HE’S THE KING OF THE BRITONS.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
this week we're a syndicalist state
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
HELP, HELP, I'M BEING OPPRESSED
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
There are a few of them that are good.
Of course, they all followed Aunt Stabby over there from here.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
That's what I figured.
It’s good to see SI isn’t taking the edge from her writing, but it seems like for the most part the commenters there just don’t get it.
Yea, I thought the whole "Modest Proposal" thing was pretty obvious, but it doesn't seem that it is.
Or that the whole blog is satire.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
reading comprehension ... not what is used to be...
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course, there's one lesson to be learned here for those who haven't already learned it:
BigMedia doesn’t give a flying fuck about commenters. They’re completely ignored, barely policed, and the system is only in place to begin with because people piss and moan if they’re not allowed to comment on shit.
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Hopefully SI will give Holly full reign on "policing" the comments.
Muahahahah!
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Go Gators!
I think her mocking them will be most fun
I almost signed up so I could join in on the mocking ….
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
should we send blanx?
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I quit reading the comments to her articles over there
She is casting pearls before swine.
"If you have the FACTS, pound the FACTS."
"If you don't have the FACTS, pound the table."
by I ate the grass on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
law of large numbers and so on
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
What about the ESPN blog folks?
They cater to their commenters a fair bit. Or, Ritt does anyway. Rather, Ritt calls them out a lot for being stupid.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Ubben ignores his commenters completely
but turns around and runs a mailbag.
/confused look
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We have to deal with Heather Dinich,
who is clearly disappointed she was assigned the ACC. Every blog post is flavored with “please let there be an ACC title contender, I need to raise my profile”.
Not that I blame her. “ACC Blogger” probably isn’t what she wanted to be when she grew up.
Strange how people might give you the job you wanted when you were little, if you know you like do a fucking awesome job and the ones you hate
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/stillattemptingtoparsecomment
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Sigh.
If the blog chick wanted better digs maybe she should put in some fucking effort.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I understood your POINT.
I just couldn’t parse the WORDS!
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Attempt:
I speak with dripping sarcasm: you’ll actually get the job you want if you do a good job at the job you don’t want.
HAHAHAHA.
Yeah, that’s not the way the world works. The indispensable person never gets replaced, and demonstrating and ability to thrive on bullshit generally indicates to management that an every increasing supply of bullshit is what you require and desire.
The Dilbert Principle is absolute truth.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 27, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
It's sorta sad, but it's true.
There are definitely certain jobs you do NOT want to be good at in the auto industry. I had one of them but got out just in time.
@papaalphakilo
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...
Wut.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
DRUNJ!
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
AHA!
Pronoun trouble!
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
god dammit ya'll why did the Minnesotan figure this shit out.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew what you were trying to say.
But I trusted no one would begrudge me an opportunity to channel Looney Tunes.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
you're cool I like you.
It’s been a long day.
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
that requires school and tests right?
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Auburn?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
college of michigan college
Financial aid dependent on grades. LOL NO A’s THIS SEMESTER YOU OWE $TEXAS
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Georgia HOPE did that, although the threshold was a more manageable 3.0
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Did?
I have to admit I kinda stopped paying attention to it after I graduated and moved out of state, but is that not the case anymore?
by The Missing T on Aug 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoops, it's still around
There’s talk of moving it up to 3.2 or so to save funds.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Her commenters used to be okay (Not on the level of what we have here, of course). But then they just got...weird.
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OOH ISSA INTERNETZ WIMMENZ.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHA UR COMMENTS ARE GLEASTED COVER YOU CREMINHOLE
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by wahoocrew on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, not like that
Some of the regulars will defend Dinich from drive-by posters, but they have a lot of stupid inside jokes that aren’t that funny that they will repeat every. single. fucking. post.
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HEY.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean like non-existant Pur-
Whoops, never mind
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wut?
Rick Brooks thinks this is bullshit.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think it's as bad as Andrea Adelson
who I actually like just fine, but her job pretty much requires her to play the “come on guys, they aren’t that bad” attention card for the non-AQs, and then they dump on her even more by adding the Big East to her plate…
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I hate her so much
Because even when Syracuse was 6 AND FUCKING 2 SHE STILL DIDN’T FUCKING THINK WE WERE GOING TO MAKE A BOWL.
HATE HATE HATE HATE DIE DIE DIE DIE
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 AM EDT up reply actions
State College had to deal with Heather Dinich in 2003 and 2004.
Heather goes in, PSU is teh suxxors. Heather goes out, PSU goes 11-1. Can’t explain that.
by Soju Warrior on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Aliens?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly, Aunt Stabby's talent is kinda wasted on that audience.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
There's likely a lot more to that audience than those who post
/joemorgan.jpg
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if you assume that the commenters are the only ones reading.
I would venture that a significantly higher percentage of the regular commenters here read there, rather than posting
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"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
this
I will say it has definately drawn me over there a few times, when other wise I wouldn’t.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but I don't care as long as SHE GETTIN' PAID
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maybe we need to create a fake 8-ball account to troll the bad commenters...
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
DO IT.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't channel 8 ball like others on this here site.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Then do actual meth first.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard rumors of a meth lab.
Maybe not though. And yes, disclaimer, don’t do meth. The anti-meth billboards in Georgia are…graphic.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Note: Not actually recommended
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
had a safety meeting where the topic was meth
the only question I had afterwards was how do I avoid this stuff.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Avoid trailer parks and/or Walter White
by Mango Stasi on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure if you are a fan or not
But I have watched it since the beginning, and this season to me has been the best thus far.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello, Memphis
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
What does that shirt say?
I think he’s just taking “fuck Clemson” to the next level.
by The Missing T on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
This one is a few miles from my parents' house.
http://www.wetakesides.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/meth_bathroom-300×138.jpg
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, rural America
Bitches don't know bout my interrogatories.
by marktgarten on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I visited Mulnomah Falls once
That didn’t seem very metro
Bitches don't know bout my interrogatories.
by marktgarten on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Meth is pretty prevalent in the Portland suburbs
And Multnomah falls is maybe 30 minutes out from the Portland suburbs
I remember coming back to Boise from grad school
And seeing all the cold and allergy medicine locked up.
I read in the Economist that all the measures to crack down on US meth production sort of worked. A lot of it was taken over by professional Mexican drug gangs, but there were fewer people dying in meth lab explosions in the US.
Bitches don't know bout my interrogatories.
by marktgarten on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, 'cause urban America is free from the blight
of poor desperate people escaping into life-altering drug use.
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WE DO COCAINE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE
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by marktgarten on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
"Urban America" and cocaine?
Clearly you didn’t get the memo, Urban is code for inner city.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Oh, like when Starbucks opened up its "first urban" location
By which it meant it opened up one in Harlem.
Bitches don't know bout my interrogatories.
by marktgarten on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Cocaine is for suburbanites and Manhattanites.
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And South Beach
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by marktgarten on Aug 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
... Mom?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Real life
is so real. Scary.
I’m glad I just make jokes on the internet.
by DoubleupHarper on Aug 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I've seen this poster in Arizona, I think it was.
It didn’t have the arrow, so I read top L→R and bottom L→R. Seemed like she got worse and then got slightly less worse.
/may be occasionally retarded
ahhh Gumby's
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Meth. not even once
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is the best part!
aunt stabby told me that it’s going to be as good as the purple Y!
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by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the Packers should get a special draft exemption
where they just take the entire graduating class of the Wisconsin Badgers every year.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Starting at wide receiver for the Packers
Karl Kreigshauser and Ed Szmzyzyzzcszkzcamnski, who was actually born in a fermenting tank of LaCrosse lager.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ed's a good Irish boy.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If the name didn't end in ski, he could be Welsh
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Ed's last name actually only has 3 syllables in it
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by MikeLew on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The Bears drafted Carimi, I am not happy about this
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I flag one of your posts
I follow it up by reccing another.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew I had to win you back.
Initiate: BAD PUN PROTOCOL.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
/Twins 3B tries to let slow roller roll foul
//it’s not very effective
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
should have played Fallout 3 man
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm a Tigers fan.
I’m enjoying the hell out of this season’s domination of the Twins.
@papaalphakilo
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SHHHH!
Jesus man, do you want to jinx it!?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Adieu, monsters.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
I don't think the heavy stuff's comin' down for a while
I used to be a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict.
by Tigerbiglikebull on Aug 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
Signs of trouble...
For I think the 3rd time this game, HS has gone for it on 4th down (and not that short) inside the other team’s 30 and turned it over on downs.
Now, I know the regular kicker is injured, and his backup has had a PAT blocked tonight (and the regular had an FG blocked last week), but I don’t like this strategy.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
Really looking forward to not being at a wedding next weekend, you guys.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Well never be allowed back in Charlotte.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
ooooh
where in Charlotte?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm sorry, an apostrophe was abducted there. Supposed to be "We'll..."
I was talking about USC vs. ECU next weekend at BOA Stadium and the fact Sandstorm is gonna Sandstorm.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I would be ..... nervous about that game
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm hoping they win pretty easily and get too cocky for the next game
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
where is the game?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ahhhhh................ so total pants shitting then.
which team is wearing black?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Think who you're talking to.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
more nervous than normal
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If I threw up any more before games than I already did
I’d be in the hospital for dehydration halfway through the second quarter every week. I’m sufficiently terrified of everyone from ECU to Navy to Arkansas to Clemson.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Clemson?
Fuck Clemson!
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The only time I've literally vomited before a game
was when I chugged a glass that was half grape soda and half Smirnoff. Do not try this at home, it tastes something Jamarcus Russell would drank.
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Getting the crew ready to go meet Guy Fieri instead?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Drunkards
Over the past several months I have been on a bourbon kick. I have gone through fifths of Elijah Craig, Eagle Rare, Bulliet, Makers, Jim Beam and Foresters. This weekend I plan to hit BevMo or maybe The Wine House.
Any suggestions on quality bourbons (under $40)?
Bitches don't know bout my interrogatories.
I've heard Bookers thrown around
Mostly by the commenter directly above me.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Bookers is likely not available for under 40
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
My liquor cabinet currently
has bottles of Bulliet, Eagle Rare, Bookers, Woodford Reserve, and of course Jack.
I have read that Pappy Van Winkle is awesome, but hard to get. Has anyone had it, and is it worth my time tracking it down?
"If you have the FACTS, pound the FACTS."
"If you don't have the FACTS, pound the table."
by I ate the grass on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I have had the Pappy, and it is worth the effort.
If you’re friendly with your local liquor store, you should have them order some/call you when they get some in- it doesn’t last long in stores.
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"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Gonna give it a shot
Would it be easier to go through a restaurant. I have a good friend who owns a couple of restaurants. Maybe he could get his hands on it easier.
"If you have the FACTS, pound the FACTS."
"If you don't have the FACTS, pound the table."
by I ate the grass on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Correct
Wine House has Bookers for $59.99
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by marktgarten on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh crap, we have the NAPA commericals again
Now this guy pulls a spark plug out of his ear?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Get back to me when he pulls a muffler out of his ass.
That’ll be worth watching.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
O-O-O-O'Reillyyyyyyy!
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
N-N-N-N-NNNNAPPA KKNOWWWW HOW
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
PEP BOYZ
DOEZ EVERYTHING FOR LESS
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
INCLUDING YOUR MOM
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
[Insert Jiffy Lube joke here.]
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
no need for an oil change, that shits wet enough already
done and done.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/cool story bro time!
there was a service station in Starkville that had ‘Muff Doctor’ on the side of the building.
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder
if they’d vacuum your carpet for free.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
was very, VERY happy to discover that the state store is now carrying handles now
/bought 2
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
daphne & spanish fort
i asked them about carrying them a while back & they said that they wouldnt have them any time soon. discovered em monday!
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Guess it
doesn’t help I’m at the opposite end of the state. How much do they run? A 750 mL runs me $19.99 in Huntsvegas.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i was ready to chew nails
this wont make you happy…
a 1.75 is $29.99
the 750’s are still $19.99. wtf?
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
At that price you can't afford not to go through a handle a week
by Mango Stasi on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
.......no comment
but, yeah, its cheaper than drinking beer every night.
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm.
$10 for an extra liter? I think I can handle that, especially since I’m trying to cut back on the DRUNJing a bit.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'mma have to find the big bottles over here on my side of the bay
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
state run liquor stores?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yep
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
yes. in NC.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yeah. i'm in alabama.
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
sigh.... yeah
it’s a racket. thankfully, my local store has a good top shelf.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If anyone has wondered
Scratch Kraken daiquiris up are really good
Bitches don't know bout my interrogatories.
by marktgarten on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You want to know something sad
Georgia Public Television has better commentating done on high school games than Espn when they trott out the hooker killer and Jesse Palmer.
actually NOT that shocking
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
peace out, peeps
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by Anon_the_younger on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
Dude just rolled by the porch in an old candied impala
blaring Bill Withers. I’ll drink to that.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Did y'all know that, as of today, it's been 1,000 days since Clemson beat South Carolina in football?
Because it has.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
WE NEED A STATUE, FOLKS
that is a nice milestone!
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
HOW DO WE SUCCESS
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
GO BLUE BOMBERS
didnt realize that i had a semi-legit rooting interest in the CFL
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
Good lord, y'all
Shift-A’d through 883 comments. Wow.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
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I see that.
The worst part is that I didn’t close the browser window before leaving, so I opened it up and it literally took 10 minutes to load all the new comments. At least I had time to make the boy do pushups.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
the man rules his home with iron fist.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
He has a hard time concentrating without moving around. Making him do 5 pushups is like hitting a reset button.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet
when I was his age, I couldn’t concentrate long enough to do that.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Iron Fist?
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You gotta respect a man
who can date a woman with a two-foot diameter afro.
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G'night
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Who else watches? I definitely take Aarne Bielefeldt over Jack Passion. A guy wearing lederhosen and a feather in his hat wins it over a guy who just has a uniformly-colored beard.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
Welp, slowing down around here.
Guess I should go do that stupid face-to-face interaction thing. Peace, y’all.
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Mandatory Evacuations in NY/NJ
Governor Christie is ANGAR at the media.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Not to get spidery
But there’s a chance for one hell of a shitstorm at Rikers. They arent going to evacuate it and have no plans in place if things get really bad. 12,000 people in a confined space on a barrier island? Bad. News. Bears.
That happened once that I remember
in a place called Galveston.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 26, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a problem during Katrina too
It’s an issue every time something like this comes up and there’s no easy answer. If you don’t evacuate you have the risk of condemning a large group of people to whatever fate nature has in store. If you do, you’re taking resources away from law abiding citizens. It’s one of those decisions that makes me realize, that as much as I like to joke about being a supreme leader, I really don’t want that kind of responsibility.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I think my major problem with it is the complete lack of prep
There’s no plan C. It’s “they’re fucked, whatever.” I dont care what you did, you at least have a basic right to yunno, not die because you’re locked up and cant get above the floodwaters.
That's the big question isn't
How many resources are you willing to pull off of the regular evacuation? When you evacuate them, where are you going to put them? Do they get shelter space over regular people?
It’s not an easy decision and certainly not as black and white as your making it.
I’d suggest we move on before this gets any more political.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Dont get me wrong, I agree that it's a shitty decision to have to make
But my one caveat is that they’re effectively wards of the state with a complete inability to self-evacuate, which is a very tough call to make.
Lack of prep is exactly the problem.
This situation is why they do disaster planning – because making really tough decisions in the midst of a crisis situation is really fucking hard, and had they spent some time thinking about it over the winter or last summer or 5 years ago, they would have
a) the answers to what they’re going to do
b) the proper responses to public and media inquiry
Instead they just avoided the situation and now they’re well and truly fucked.
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A hurricane of this magnitude has not hit NY in decades
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
brothers?
brothers.
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I will not comment on my opinions of Chris Christie the politician
but his pissed off speeches are always entertaining.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Didn't you go to school in NJ?
Everything Mango touches turns into a version of Hoke.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 26, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
WHY DOES HOKE LOOK LIKE SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 27, 2011 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions
My Teacher is an Alien, by Denard Robinson
it would explain why hoke has so much extra skin around his face…
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 27, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Shift-A
Figured I’d go out to a bar before Irene hit. She’s hiding. Irene is scared to face me PAWWWWWLLLLLLLLL.
if y'all wanna jump to a new thread
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 26, 2011 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
the good news: is my birfday!
the bad news: only one more year of being a 20-something… yikes.
/drinks
/realizes i’ll probably turn 30 before i finish school
/drinksmoar
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 27, 2011 2:25 PM EDT reply actions
Congrats!
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bexley 105
says happy irthday! and then a liberal Lord says “i knew about your birthday last april” and then I kick the hipster out of the bexley.
Whatchu know about them backwoods countryfolk?
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 27, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL U MAD UNC FANS?
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Aug 27, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i see them trollin'
i’m rec’n
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by whiskey_soup on Aug 29, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
DRUnJ thoughts
Getting DRUNJ on a staurday, staying in to watch the DC “hurricane” and watching the back to the future trilogy. Can’t beat that if we dont have footbawl.
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Drinking 101 Wild Turkey
Just for my EDSBS bros and me.
by ParadigmShift35 on Aug 28, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions
Week 2 of teaching school is upon me
and I patiently wait for this weekend like the rest of you. Also, here’s to any one of our members along the seaboard that made it through Irene.
Patiently waiting for The Golden Era to kickoff at Sun Life Stadium.
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