THE WATCH LIST WATCH LIST
by Spencer Hall on Jul 5, 2011 1:33 PM EDT
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The world will ask us to make watch lists, and we will say...um, okeydokey!
Since the Maxwell Award watchlist came out, we now realize what Watch Lists are: the grand fishing nets cast upon the rough waters of college football in vain hope of catching something, anything resembling an accurate guess as to player performance. In that vein, we now offer a few of the watch lists we actually care about for this coming college football season, including our best guesses as to what the next teen pregnancy-enabling liquor of choice.
THE ZESTY INTERCEPTION WATCH.
1. Jacory Harris. The nation's leader in zesty interceptions won't let being benched stop him. If it gets too bad with new boss Al Golden, he'll just go throw 'em in the street if he has to, because swag like Jacory's never sleeps, and when it does it lands wherever it wants.
"I throw the ball with my hands clenched like this."
2. Stephen Garcia. With confidence. With verve. With GARCIA.
3. Case Keenum. Rule: will throw twice as many TDs no matter what the INT number is. (See: Keenum Constant)
4. Jordan Jefferson. Would be higher, but even his INTs look kind of confused and indecisive.
5. Zach Line. SMU's QB, and our new name for the acceptable TD/INT ratio for a QB.
6. Whoever plays quarterback for Hawaii. You know, um, that guy.
7. Taylor Martinez's Allegedly Ragged Self-Esteem.
8. Taylor Martinez.
9. Tyler Bray. His back tat is good for at least 12.
Editor's note: John Brantley did not qualify as his interceptions are laggardly, and really more like long handoffs or soft Aussie Rules punts.
TIMES WHEN VONTAZE BURFICT PLANS ON COMMITTING A PERSONAL FOUL
1. 9:38 p.m. Mountain Standard Time, 9/24/2011
2. 9:39 p.m. Mountain Standard Time, 9/24/2011
3. ALL OF THE TIMES.
"This head comes off, I swear. Just watch."
TIMES WHEN DENNIS ERICKSON WOULD RATHER BE DRINKING A MICHELOB AND PLAYING VIDEO POKER
[see data set "TIMES WHEN VONTAZE BURFICT PLANS ON COMMITTING A PERSONAL FOUL"]
WATCH LIST: EXAMPLES OF OPERANT CONDITIONING IN ACTION DURING THE FOOTBALL SEASON
1. Involuntary sexual arousal and salivating at sound of "Comin' To Your Cittay"
2. Nipples rise when Verne Lundquist says "OH MY."
3. Sweating and strange odor prior to segment of "Dr. Lou"
4. Intense desire to taxiderm correlating to appearance of Mike Patrick.
5. Sudden feeling of calm when Dennis Haysbert appears in front of a car wreck. "I AM in good hands!"
WATCH LIST: TAILGATE-DESTROYING LIQUORS FOLLOWING THE PATH OF FIREFLY VODKA IN MARKETING NEARLY INDETECTABLE ALCOHOLS INTO OTHER BEVERAGES
1. Ketel One Ritalin Sports Punch. Study hard. Study well.
2. Manischewitz Mani-Pedo. The children's Manischewitz, designed for gentler palates and the "entry-level drinker."
3. Stolichnaya Chocolate Vilk. The workout beverage of the Russian Olympic Team for over 50 years.
WATCH LIST: MOST LIPREADABLE COACHING PROFANITIES
1. Fuck
2. Fucksmoke
3. Fuckstick
4. FuckBroyles
5. Fucking-A
6. Fuck-a-duck
7. Fucking fuckwad
8. Arthur Treacher's Fish and Dicks
9. Kragthorpe.
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One (1) Chocolate Vilk, neat, please.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Note: Quantity (1) refers to case lots
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
I'm ok with this.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Of course you are....
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
can one make
a chocolate vilksteak?
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
by psudrozz on Jul 5, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Only if it's covered in your finest jelly beans.
Raw, of course.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Chocolate vilksteak or chocolate vilkshake?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
boiled over-hard.
"slide that greasy pig out and BAM!...chocolate cake." Mordecai
by thetennesseethumper on Jul 6, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
WATCH LIST: EXAMPLES OF OPERANT CONDITIONING IN ACTION DURING THE FOOTBALL SEASON
6) Every ND victory (or loss) results in numerous how good (or bad) are the Irish op eds
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Jul 5, 2011 1:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Sigh
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 5, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I love their ads with Tommy Lee Jones.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 5, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Off topic:
I may or may not have just found a Schlitz’s ad from 1945
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Schlitz was teh awesomes....
until the mid-70s when management let the bean-counters run the company instead iof the Brewmasters.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
One thing I miss so much about football season
Is coach reaction shots.
by sidehacker on Jul 5, 2011 1:36 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
The little shower of leaves at the end really makes it.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 5, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, it was the Lions on Thanksgiving. What do you expect?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
NFL schedule makers:
IDEA: Let’s put the Lions in an unwinnable game they only time they’re on national TV all year!
Will work for football.
That fast?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
murder 1 or child abuse
/pearwut.jpg
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
The lesson is:
Don’t televise murder trials. Only leads to prosecutors screwing the pooch.
by lhb98 on Jul 5, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Think of it this way...there was no true scientific evidence against her or from what i saw
Do I agree with it? Not really…
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
other peoples definition of reasonable differs from yours.
this was the outcome no matter what. All members of the family had been caught in a lie at some point in the trial. No one told the whole truth, so no one could be taken at face value.
/imma stop now
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
she'll get 5 years for not telling the whole truth
the whole situation was effed up to begin with.
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
Wait, but it's only 4 misdemeanors, right?
And hasn’t she already served a few years?
So… will she really get more than time served?
What's DNA anyway? Just three little letters. Probably stands for, "Did Not Attack."
by Cocky Scar on Jul 5, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
She's gonna hook up with OJ...
and they will both look for the true perps.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 5, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
When she shows up on Celebrity reality shows in 10 years,
I am officially giving up on the human race.
by Gator Cub on Jul 5, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dang it, I was going to pitch a new show for her
called Nanny 911, but the title has already been taken.
My concept is better, though.
by Ardbeg on Jul 5, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
90-minute closing arguments: DON'T DO THEM
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
"Maybe the jury felt sorry for Casey
because they thought her attorney was so bad. And they lept to her defense."
OK, CNN, I’m done with you now.
Well, I mean,
he could have been a lot better. Matlock would have gotten at least four people to admit to the killing on the stand. And would have had another 4 witnesses right outside “prepared to testify that…”
by Gator Cub on Jul 5, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
LESS.
Often, is more.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Yup.
“Go that way, Cam.”
“ok.”
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
36
That’s a play.
/staring at funyuns.fark.jpg
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Urban Meyer has no idea what you're talking about
and moves you behind John Brantley on his depth chart.
Plz to substitute "always" for "often."
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Serious question for lawyaz:
Whay aren’t there any charges for negligence in this case? Furthermore, whay aren’t there any charges for being a shitty parent AT ALL?
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
I too me several hundred thousand dollars, a cardboard box full of paperwork and a month of background checks to get approval to buy a house
A bottle of wine and too much sun by the pool and BAM! Me & the wife have a kid.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 5, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, a mortgage is permanent.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
You did it the old-fashioned way.
If you want to adopt – try 2.5 years, fingerprint model background checks, 10 weeks of classes and then you can have children.
The BamaTaxKids have been ours for a little over two years now (currently 10 and 12).
by BamaTaxMan on Jul 5, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You did a good thing. Thank you.
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
And then Old South sees a lady who popped out another kid to keep her social security flowin'
Wtf
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
As much as I would love to unleash my own demonic spawn on the world
The wife and I are leaning towards adoption. There are already too many kids that could use someone.
Kudos to you sir.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jul 5, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Indeed
Want to adopt? Fingerprint/criminal checks, reference checks, classes, interviews, home study/approval, follow up home study/approval after placement… oh, and some significant money.
Totally, totally worth it.
by lhb98 on Jul 5, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed...
…although I now completely understand about red-heads and, well let’s just call it “spirit”.
You sir, are speaking to a Redhead.
I was fairly hyper as a youngin’, but got it out of my system and am very chill now, and without even partaking in the wacky tabaccy.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT NANCY GRACE TOLD ME
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
I'm not a big fan of child killers escaping the justice system
but if it causes Nancy Grace to have an aneurysm I think we can make an exception.
Like just this once.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
I prefer my Nancy Grace-aneurysm cases for times when the prosecution didn't actually prove anything...
like the Michael Jackson thing.
Remember the Duke Lacrosse "scandal"?
I love it when she get’s hemorrhoids on air.
AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF.
by Anthony Pace on Jul 5, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
She seems to be overcompensating her rage..
almost to the point of where I suspect her of being a serial killer herself.
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
Exactly...but instead of killing other murderers, she probably kills stray puppies.
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
She and Lloyd Carr should meet up.
Exchange notes.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 5, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can forgive a lot of things
Nancy Grace’s hair is not one of them
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 5, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Nancy Grace hair?
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jul 5, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Thank you
I feel like the only person in the world that did not give one single fuck about this case. There are murder trials everyday. Plenty of them are just as heinous as this one, or more. I don’t see why everyone in the country is obsessing over this particular one.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Jul 5, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Because the media is required by law to sensationalize one trial at any given time
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 5, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
BECAUSE IT'S A WHITE GIRL AND HER BABY AND OMGZ NANCY GRACE
This is why you don’t watch the goddamn news.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jul 5, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jul 5, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was in Orlando when it all started.
Listening to the radio on a jobsite was like wanting to stab her in the face for messing with my music.
Then they changed it to the spanish station. I was ok with this.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Para bailar la bamba
Se necessita una poca de gracia…
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jul 5, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh no. None of that.
We listened to the Puerto Rican station, not the Mexican station.
/there is a difference
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
certain advantages, to be sure
Tito Puente’s gonna be dead, and you’re gonna say, “Oh, I’ve been listening to him for years, and I think he’s fabulous.”
AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF.
Tito Puente is dead.
And has been since 2000.
I still hear Mana’s version of Si No Te Hubieras Ido in my sleep sometimes.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 6, 2011 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions
... DO NOT LET ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET HEAR OF THIS.
He might burn our state down…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jul 5, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
On more law interlude for the day
Any of y’all see about the poor Skadden associate dying on Friday? She had a heart attack at age THIRTY-TWO. She was working 100+ hour weeks and may have been using amphetamines/coke just to stay awake (which, of course, may have contributed to the heart attack). If the drugs were a factor that obviously removes the shock of a heart attack at such a young age, but does nothing but heighten the terribleness of those jobs. I am so, so fucking glad I am not Biglaw material and will never be tempted by $$ to get in that world.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
WHUT?
Has link?
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
WOW.
That’s just, wow. Those jobs are law/gruel.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
I heard about that a few days before it hit ATL.
And from what I heard, “worked to death” is not an entirely inaccurate description.
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 5, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
/sigh
Your state does stupid things to.
/kicks dirt
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahem...
… does stupid things to too
Don’t let it happen again.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jul 5, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I see what you did their.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
editing newsletters and press releases for weeks
the eyes. they bleed.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jul 5, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
10.) Aw, fuck a duck
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
reading fail
Dear Leader had it at #6
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Always wanted to try my drink...
The Muscular Rick: 4 Loko, creatine and a 5 hour energy to balance out the creatine.
by rickmuscles on Jul 5, 2011 1:49 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Oh my, quite a trifecta
things I HAVE mixed:
Creatine & Grain punch
vodka & chocolate protein
5hr energy & protein.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 5, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
why?
1&2 make no sense
3 I’ll let slide.
Done with the gym, but I don’t want to have to drink a protein shake AND then start getting drunk. That’s too much to ask?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
in college, time was precious
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 5, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Watch List
1) Rolex
2) Timex Ironman
3) Tag Heuer
4) Swatch
5) Les Miles’s “Alice in Wonderland” watch
6) The Cookie Monster watch my parents got me for my sixth birthday
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
No love for Movado?
Also curse you forever for leaving off the watch my nephew got me that plays the Notre Dame Victory Match as the alarm.
I aim to misbehave
Clock list
1. Big Ben
2. The Garfield clock I had as a kid. Snooze button played “Nah, don’t get up. Stay in bed. Sleep longer.”
3. Cuckoo clocks
4. All other clocks.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
The Mecca Royal Hotel Clock Tower Demands Your Recognition
and oil money
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Jul 5, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Abraj Al Bait Towers
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
If Digital Viking Patron Saint Sir Richard Francis Burton can do it
I see no reason that you can’t, good sir.
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Jul 5, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
good to see the Bellagio architect still gets work
by Ardbeg on Jul 5, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Definitely respects the scale of the surrounding buildings.
If I find out that thing is not hiding the headquarters for some top secret evil cabal bent on world domination along with an extensive arsenal of nuclear tipped missiles, I will be extremely disappointed.
I just like the idea behind it.
Mecca Time will be the main timezone in the world because we have the biggest clock.
Will work for football.
I believe that's a direct challenge to 'Murrica
Everyone knows we build things the biggest!
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
just off camera:
Jamarcus Russell
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 5, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
How is it possible for the camera to miss Jamarcus Russel?
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jul 5, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Charlie was on the fence on the whole "God" thing, then he saw the burger.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I was really hoping Fossil would crack the top 5.
My years in marching band have made me an authority on football.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
by MagnaCarterGT on Jul 5, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Patch List
1.
Sour 
2. Cabbage 
3. Soul 
4. Adams 
5. Addazio 
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jul 5, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Think you made a little mistake there.
1. Sour
Oh, and that's a bad miss.
by hamdenhusky on Jul 5, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
I never noticed this before
But you can see the shadow of the guy holding the camera and he is clearly fist pumping
by thewalrus on Jul 5, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Addazio should be just a symbol
Now that he is at Temple, they should change there names to “The Divebirds”
by Nudoworldwide on Jul 5, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
SCRATCH LIST
1. Ball-
2. ‘n Sniff
3. golf score
4. Horse at the Derby
5. DJ technique
6. Adversary in Sonic the Hedgehog
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
by Old South on Jul 5, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Snatch list
1)
2-12,000,000)NSFW
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 5, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
A man's wife's should be a #1 snatch that isn't the movie
just so she doesn’t, like, get mad at you or something.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
A man's wife is far too nice to ever be described as "snatch"
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
This is somewhere in the 2-12M
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, SIRRAH
The zestyness of Garrett Gilbert’s is without question, especially when taken in the context of his 10:17 TD/INT ratio last year!
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 5, 2011 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
He'll just spend the whole game warming up on the wrong bench
Gotta stay in practice and all.
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 5, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
All the Vontaze?
ALL. THE. VONTAZE! RAEG ON!!
/whimpers quietly knowing it will cost us a game or threeve
I changed my username from PT42 because...well, I really can't hold a candle to the REAL PT42, Pat Tillman.
WATCH LIST: ALABAMA'S TEAM STATUS
1. Best undefeated team in the country.
2. Best 1 loss team in the country.
3. Best 2 loss team in the country.
4. Best 3 loss team in the country.
5. Best 4 loss team in the country.
6. Scrambling for a new head coach.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 1:59 PM EDT reply actions 24 recs
Best National Champion team no matter what
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
by greekpadre on Jul 5, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that is excellent
and very, very true.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 5, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
rec from a bama fan
it’s funny cause it’s true. thank god we are done with the coaching searches (at least until Nick leaves for OSU/ND/PSU).
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 5, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
WATCH LIST: DUKE'S TEAM STATUS
1. Its a brand new year, anything can happen.
2. Its just one loss. Besides, Richmond is a great 1AA team
3. WHY DO WE ALWAYS LOSE BY 3 TO WAKE FOREST?
4. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ARMY? SERIOUSLY? ARMY?
5. WE PRACTICE GREAT, WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING?
6. GO AHEAD AND PUT IN THE FRESHMEN TO PREP FOR NEXT YEAR.
7. 3-9? SOUNDS LIKE A CONTRACT EXTENSION, COACH CUTCLIFFE.
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jul 5, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
You left off some
8) Find a way to score 40 plus on UVa or NCSU both of whom UNC loses to.
9)After going 1 and 4 in second half of season , Outplay UNC for 3 quarters and lose by some random score usually under 7 points. Add Miami or Va Tech every two years same scenario.
by Nudoworldwide on Jul 5, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Youre dead on. We always somehow build like a 14 pt lead on UNC, only to lose on a blocked extra point, etc.
Remember a couple of years ago, when Duke was leading the ACC after 8 weeks, yeah those were the glory days.
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
2009
UNC had lost to UVa(Worst game I ever saw in Kenan)
UNC had FSU down by about 20(Meltdown game)
UNC shocked Va Tech on Halloween(the next weekend)
Duke was next week
Duke was 3-0 in ACC
Beat NCSU, Maryland and UVa(whom beat UNC)
Duke looked like Mike Leach Air Raid
Game is tied at 6 at half. Duke has about 4 or 5 good drives end in either turnovers, downs or penalty killed. UNC puts game away with 6 minute drive for td with Ryan Houston running the ball 10 out of 11 plays.
UNC would go on to 8-5(not 7-5) Duke would lose out and finish the year 5-7, its best record in about 12 years.
by Nudoworldwide on Jul 5, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, I remember that game...
Duke couldnt stop Ryan Houston, but they still had a bunch of chances they didnt take advantage of. I remember Yates got picked toward the end of the third quarter when it was still tied, and Duke had it in UNC territory and appeared to be on the verge of a TD, but Thad Lewis threw a pick. Duke never recovered that game or any other game the rest of the year.
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
You could sub
UVa or NCSU for Duke and get the same senario against UNC. Unreal.
by Nudoworldwide on Jul 5, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't that the year where a 12-way tie was still possible
with two weeks left in the season?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
But when's the last time Duke's basketball team went 3-9?
You have nothing to complain about.
/keep trolllin’ trollin’ trollin’
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Please no!
Juan Of The River wants to coach your team!
Please take him! Please! I’m begging you! Please!
/looks at ‘lucky’ Jaguars hat
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Take Juan
Promote Dirk.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't hate any team that much
Except, well, you know.
If moths had eyes, would they be happier? How do they know they’re not dead?
NO IT'S OK
PLZ TAKE MARVIN “GIGGLES” LEWIS.
PLZPLZPLZ.
WE PROMISE, HE R GUD FOOBAWW COACH.
/giggles at podium
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
NO THEY ARE TAKING JUAN OF THE RIVER!
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Juan has his compadres here
He was a judge at Guns n’ Hoses earlier this year. Listening to the boos and cheers was the audio equivalent of a tennis game. It was fascinating.
by This Original Guy on Jul 5, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
5. Best 4 loss team in the country.
iowa would like a word
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
Cool! UNC is in a group all by itself
Best 5 Loss team in the country*
- Denotes: That committed NCAA infractions and didnt win big!
by Nudoworldwide on Jul 5, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
You think Iowa would beat Alabama? Really?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 5, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
We think your missing the point
Alabama doesnt usually lose 4 games it shouldnt a year. Iowa does. UNC Tops them cause we win two games we shouldnt, we lose 2 we should and lose 3 we shouldnt. Someway that always equals to 8-5!
by Nudoworldwide on Jul 5, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Correction
3. Case Keenum. Rule: will throw twice as many TDs no matter what the INT number is. (See: Keenum Constant)
There are actually two points at which Case Keenum throws zero interceptions in a game.
Unfortunately, Sumlin insists on punting and kicking extra points, which prevents Keenum from reaching one of these points.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Jul 5, 2011 2:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Schnelly's watch list:
1. Suspenders
2. Pocket watches – Doesn’t need to work, and it doesn’t need to be gold. The chain should be stout, 6 feet long, and the links should have sharpened edges, though.
3. Pipes
"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."-George Bernard Shaw
The EDSBS Unofficial Team Fucking Clemson Watch list
Sept. 3 – TROY
Sept. 10 – WOFFORD
Sept. 17 – AUBURN
Sept. 24 – FLORIDA STATE
Oct. 1 – at Virginia Tech
Oct. 8 – BOSTON COLLEGE
Oct. 15 – at Maryland
Oct. 22 – NORTH CAROLINA
Oct. 29 – at Georgia Tech
Nov. 5 – Open Date
Nov. 12 – WAKE FOREST
Nov. 19 – at NC State
Nov. 26 – at South Carolina
*Note more than one winner can be awarded
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
by greekpadre on Jul 5, 2011 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Stephen Garcia has already been re-instated
C’mon, you knew that.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
WATCH LIST: TEMPERATURE OF MARK RICHT'S SEAT
1. Car seat-heater
2. Dell laptop battery
3. FIVE ALARM FIRE SRSLY GUYZ
4. South Bend in February
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 5, 2011 2:11 PM EDT reply actions
5. Four Horsemen burger:
half-pound burger made with grilled jalapeños, serrano peppers, ghost chiles (the dreaded Naga Jolokia) and jalapeño jack cheese, plus a dousing of habanero sauce.
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
I thought SMU's QB was Padron?
His chill highschool bros from Southlake called him Patron, cause they’re awesome like that.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
You'd be right. Zach Line is their halfback.
The term “Zach Line,” however, is too good to pass up. Maybe the Zach Line can be 25 draw plays/game.
Oh, and that's a bad miss.
That fucking draw play was the only thing that worked against us last year.
Also, Hamden CT? If so, I’ll pray for you.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yessir
Born and raised in Not Quite New Haven
Oh, and that's a bad miss.
I grew up 10 minutes from Storrs
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
EXAMPLES OF OPERANT CONDITIONING IN ACTION DURING THE FOOTBALL SEASON
1647). Football woody deflation at the appearance of Pam Ward.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 5, 2011 2:24 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Antidote:
Wendi Nix and her librarian glasses.
by Counter Trap on Jul 5, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh yeah. Rock 'em, Wendi!
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 5, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ESPN Staff Rankings
1. Sarah Walsh 
2. Erin Andrews 
3. Rachel Nichols 
4. Michelle Beadle 
5. Mark May 
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jul 5, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Beadle at 4?
I know she’s hardly on the College Football beat but really? 4?
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jul 5, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I know she always gets overlooked.
I think most people would go Erin Andrews number one, but that Sarah Walsh….
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
...scares me?
Is SW the new girl I’ve been seeing the last month or so that looks like she’s had 6 figures of surgery already? Thanks Bob, but I’m going pass and bid on the second showcase.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Sure she does.
It’s just usually in the Heat locker room.
AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF.
confirmed.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
must cover lacrosse
/Duke joke
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 5, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't even know she existed.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Mark May....only at number 5 for humorous purposes
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
Mark May is less attractive than Erin Andrews
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Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 5, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It really drops off after the top 3 at ESPN.
Im not even that big on Michelle Beadle. And how is it that Linda Cohn has looked the exact same age (early 50s) the last 10-15 years?
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
Linda Cohn seems like she would be a lot of fun
not sure why, but I think I’d enjoy her company.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 5, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It was Oswego
where she played college hockey according to wikipedia. Also, John Saunders played major junior hockey.
John Saunders went into the stands at a hockey game, as a player, to get a fan that called him a bad word
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
The story is in the ESPN book that came out
He talks about how it influenced his views of the Pistons-Pacers brawl
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a very interesting section of the book
Just about to start the section on Erin’s peephole video.
Yeah, I got to parts where I didn't give a shit
The ESPN-NFL negotiations between Shapiro and Bornstein were my favorite part, just because ESPN got screwed.
Also, I like TV history, so reading about the growth of cable tv was interesting to me.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, she seems like shed be fun as a friend, but anything more...not so much.
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
Throwing this out there
Lindsay Czarniak does the local sports broadcasting for NBC4 in DC, and easily tops the list of female sportcasters. 
Like we always say.....
Photos or it never happened.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
Nice smile, but that poor chile gots no boobies...
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
Not I
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Is that Orson?
/runs from room and hides until November(ish)
by Counter Trap on Jul 5, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
YOU SAID WHAT NOW?
(We always read. ALWAYS.)
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
"We have top men working on it."
“Top. Men.”
by lhb98 on Jul 5, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Did our good friend JMRH(##) get banned?
HE JUST WANTED SOME FRIENDS!
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Definitely need to keep a few of those around as a warning.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jul 5, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
LEGEND
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I just google searched "Sarah Walsh + looks like a horse"
and the first result was on michiganstate.247sports.com, where Chewbacca called her a “transvestite donkey horse witch.”
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
Rachel Nichols?!
Seriously?
Yikes.
Only a mother could love that thing.
Replace her with Jenn Brown or something.
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
She seems to inspire diverse opinions
Jenn Brown should definitely be high on this list.
Rachel has a serious two face thing going on, hard to pin down.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 5, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Rachel has a "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR" thing going on
It looks like she dyed it with cherry Kool-Aid.
Oh, and that's a bad miss.
Rachel Nichols has that
“is probably incredible and strangely nymphotic in bed” vibe going
*note I may have imagined this.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the red hair
It’s a warning sign for all of us that crazy lies therein. Unfortunately, like a moth to flame, we’re powerless.
I aim to misbehave
Fire on the head, fire in the bed.
And she’ll stab you for crossing her.
/married a Sicilian redhead
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
They're crazy enough to stab you in the front though, not the back.
/dating a redhead
//she openly admits to the crazy, which makes it ok, right?
Will work for football.
I think she has that...
“I’d definitely blow you” thing going on. I kind of imagine her to be a lot like Peter Gibbons girlfriend from the start of Office Space…she just seems like that kind of chick, man.
But I definitely agree with your premise.
I think ESPN should stongly consider hiring Jackie Guerrido from Univision to do weather...or something...anything
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jul 5, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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She wouldn’t even have to speak English. Have her announcing a rodeo with a three-legged donkey and I’ll tune in.
by MechE Hokie on Jul 5, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
AYE DIOS MIO!
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
That vein coming down the right one
it’s like a bolt of lightnin’ ripn’ across the sky.
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jul 5, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
So she has to defeat Coach [He who can not be named]?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
She does TNT nascar races bitches.
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
She also does segments
where she sits down with random athletes in the DC area and has lunch with them. Talks about all kinds of stuff, in a normal, conversation-y way. She’s legit. She did one with Travis Pastrana at his grandmothers house. I think NBC4 has the best news coverage anywhere. Even puts some national news stuff to shame.
DC channel 4 is network-owned . . .
. . . and basically acts as a AAA farm team for the network.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm just going with not everyone gets DC stuff.
But until TNT made her a booth girl this year for prerace she was a pit reporter.
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And I’m pretty certain everyone gets TNT
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, other pit reporters
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not saying watch, but the ESPN girls do any ESPN race...nascar or not.
Oh, and Krista and Lindsey actually know what they are talking about.
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever works for you.
Wasn’t the purpose of hocking nascar, just that their “sideline” reporters are better the MNF ones in the looks dept and still are intelligent.
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
looks dept and intelligence dept
/few exceptions
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jul 5, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea I like my wife cause she has brains
two very big brains
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope three.
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Do not rub them in my face!
Mine haz not!!
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jul 5, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, attractive people are more intelligent, on average.
All of the (ok, us) unattractive people can at least be proud of… uh, actually having to work for everything they have. Or something.
Sarah Walsh looks like a horse
There I said it
/#TeamBeadle… despite her Vikings fandom.
I aim to misbehave
while we're on topic for local news/sportscasters CHRISSY RUSSO IN SD!
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
#TeamBeadle, assemble
Who the blue hell is Sarah Walsh and why does she look like Sarah Jessica Parker?
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Perhaps . . .
. . . she anchors ESPN’s Breeders Cup coverage.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jul 5, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
#TeamHubbarth, but I will support any #TeamBeadle movement
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I think she looks more like a golden retriever
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields
Walsh at 1?
You cannot be serious.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I think you left a few digits off Mark May's rank.
He manages to make Lou Holth look intelligent, and that’s one hell of an accomplishment.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Jill Arrington
can cure all ills. Especially that one outfit she pranced around in at the LSU/Arky game about 10 years ago.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
/goes to spider closet
I think Harvey Updike needs to hire that Jose Baez guy…
Ambitious, but rubbish.
If Glennon Thereet had this case
the judge would have shot her with a shotgun at the time of the verdict being read.
by BamaThrasher on Jul 5, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
2010 Maxwell Award Watch List
did not include Cam Newton. Did include Greg McElroy, though. And Jacory Harris.
2009 list did not have Mark Ingram, though it did have Colt McCoy (who won).
Sad Moxie McGloin is Sad.
Not on THE ZESTY INTERCEPTION WATCH? Did the voters not even watch the Outback Bowl?
Bloggin' at JoePasDoghouse.com
l0lz0rz
Devon Torrance and Travis Howard’s favorite QB!
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
In a close win over Morelli
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
True Fact*
The Big Ten Conference’s Zesty Interception Award is named after Morelli.
*not a true fact
Bloggin' at JoePasDoghouse.com
Not true
because it’s named after Steve “The Drunken Safety” Bellisari.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
What about the Allan Evridge Memorial "Why did we think a KSU transfer could help?" Award
For biggest flop from a highly touted transfer player ever?
I aim to misbehave
If he starts this year, buy stock in booze companies. Their sales will be rising.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
VONTAZE'S HAND IS CLEARLY ON THE JERSEY NOT THE FACE MASK
Oh fuck it, I give up. Pass the bleach, plz.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
QUESTION
Can the Pac-12, Mike Slive, Harvey, LSU fans, and/or the Knights Templar conspire to put ASU in the Rose Bowl, so as to place Delany in close proximity to Vontaze?
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, technically Kiffin and The Beautiful one are assisting.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
After what TCU and ND did to them last year, I think people are a little to high on them.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
god i live in a messed up state.
i would like to say that Jim is an outlier but I won’t lie to y’all. There are a bunch of crazy people down here. A bunch.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 5, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Why didn't I listen today?
Also, committing Harry Carey.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
If you were a hotdog, would ya eat yourself?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a simple question...
if the moon were made of barbecue spare ribs… would you eat them? Just say yes and we’ll move on.
Will work for football.
Yes. Of course I would.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
At the risk of being the annoying boob...
Pavlovian conditioning —→all of these reactions.
boobs?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 5, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
58008?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
How annoying, he says BOOB, but....
doesn’t post a picture of one.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
I like this guy.
Auburn is clean.
MSU is dirty as they come. It’s Urban Meyer. He taught Mullen to cheat. Oh and Tuscalosers.
How can PAWL just let this go?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
The no comment cutting off is the best.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
I mean, he was headed to USCe
I felt like the callers neck veins were throbbing and his voice kept getting higher and higher
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 5, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
GOT DAMN YOU ALL LIKE SPIDERS TODAY WTF
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I-Man calls in everyday.
This is par for the course.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 5, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Apropos
The newspapers in 1945 refer to Miss. St. as the Maroons.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
that is the old 'mascot'
back when they were Mississippi A&M
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 5, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, well I'm going to call them that from now on.
other interesting names that should be used today:
Arkansas is the Porkers.
SMU is the Ponies.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
It's my life goal to return
“Home of the Fighting Gobblers” to the outside of Lane Stadium. I don’t understand why we’ve moved away from using it. This is the coolest logo in sports.
by MechE Hokie on Jul 5, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
For being a turkey, that's pretty badass actually
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 5, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Y'all can have cockfighting mascot and a dog fighting qb
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
From a rival, that is a pretty badass mascott
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
it hasnt been changed all that long relatively.
too lazy to look it up.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 5, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
in the spirit of 'food based mascotry'
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jul 5, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
The Dead Coach Walking Watch List 2011
1. George O’Leary
2. Mark Richt
3. Les Miles (also on “Not likely to lose job ever” list)
4. Urban Meyer (not technically coaching, still will likely quit)
5. Whoever that new guy at Ohio State is, Fickle, Pickle, Don Rickles?
6. Fuck Clemson
7. Gene Chizik
.
..
..
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
Where is HNNNNNNG?
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
damn.. and i meant to put him.. I left the … … for other entries
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jul 5, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey! He made a full recovery!
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 5, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
you have to be the coach during the season
to be on the hot seat. I got a hunch Chip ain’t gonna make it to that.
Butch Davis
When are the Tarheels gonna figure out what they are gonna do to him?
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
He is the Fuhrer
You try and get rid of him!
by Nudoworldwide on Jul 5, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you really think George O'Leary (if that is his real name) is on the hot seat?
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
Demetrius Byrd enters to social networking fray
Man I bet Vick nd Plaxico sumwhere saying now ain’t dis sum BS kill a dog do time shoot myself do time white chick kill white baby walk away wow just wow how u lose a 2yr old
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by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 4:25 PM EDT reply actions
better watch yo self Will
Who this is nuts what I justice sumthing coming to soooooooooooo what better yet who killed the Lil GIRL wow this bananas
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by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
[Inspired by post upthread]
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
by Old South on Jul 5, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chillest Bro Watch List
Isaiah Crowell
Floating Matty Mac
Will Stein
Buster Bronco
Patron Saint
http://twitter.com/EmotionalFescue
by Emotional Fescue on Jul 5, 2011 4:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
< img height=250 src=“http://www.myfirstinternet.com/itsafunnykitty.jpg” >
by Erik T on Jul 5, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
apropos of nothing, but
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jul 5, 2011 4:26 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
IN(ter)CEPTION
“A Pick Within a Pick”
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jul 5, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I always think the same thing when I see J Harris
by Nudoworldwide on Jul 5, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
/jacory throws a ballon ball and isnt far from 99 of them being picked
by Nudoworldwide on Jul 5, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd so hard
HOW HAS THIS THREAD NOT BEEN MORE ABOUT JACORY HARR[INTERCEPTED]
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 5, 2011 4:33 PM EDT reply actions
timing.
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
confused.
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 5, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Great. Even Casey Anthony can intercept Jacory.
Our season is fucked.
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 5, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
tOSU, KSU, Bethune cookman and USF.
The schedule is a piece of shit this year all around.
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 5, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
this is assuming we had a QB who knows what "manageable" is
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 5, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
im chalking 2011 up to a rebuilding/new coaches first year
and waiting for the 2012 QB’s to show up.
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 5, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Count your blessings. At least he's not
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
by wahoocrew on Jul 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
From a post about a month ago
Wahoo is correct.
by Nudoworldwide on Jul 5, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Who is Bethune Cookman?
Sounds like an early abolitionist
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
In Florida Daytona Beach to be exact
Miami usually plays FAMU every year.
by Nudoworldwide on Jul 5, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess the Marching 100 wanted a year off, so instead you get:
The Marching Wildcats are a 325 member unit that includes instrumentalists, the Sophisticat Flag Corps and the 14 Karat Gold dancers. Known as “The Pride,” the band is under the direction of a Bethune-Cookman alumnus and former Marching Wildcat, Donovan Wells.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 6, 2011 8:28 AM EDT up reply actions
...?
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by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 24 recs
TOT. MOM.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Oh, this is going green.
And sending us all to hell.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
EXPRESS TRAIN.
Next stop, Hell.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
NO FUCK I WANT TO GET OFF
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
NO SIR NOT FOR YOU.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Waukegan is Ojibwa for Hell.
Also, what beer should I use to boil my brats in for dinner? Taking suggestions.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Given today's news
I think you should make clear that you are boiling bratwurst.
by lhb98 on Jul 5, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 17 recs
The question stands, regardless.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
rec'd
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by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
oh that's good.
like taking the bumper sticker, “Kids, you can’t beat ’em” and changing it to “Kids, you can eat ’em”
Some cheap lager
The difference in taste is not sufficient enough to justify using drinking beer
I aim to misbehave
Not even a stout/porter?
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Some people do, I don't.
The sauerkraut and onion bath you’re going to soak them in will overpower most if not all of the beer flavor.
I aim to misbehave
Good point- thanks!
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Yingling
I have done taste tests with good beer, super cheapo, and cheapo, on brats and chili. You can tell when you use cheapo light because it lacks the right structure/bitterness. But after that, the cooking destroys any subtlety that might be found in the better drink. Same true when cooking with wine, port, vodka, and (to a slightly lesser degree) brown liquor.
ETA
but I set Yingling as a minimum because (1) I don’t cook with beer enough to justify buying a 6 pack of something just for cooking (it does sour after while, you know) and (2) I won’t drink or even serve to others total crap beer. I find Yingling acceptable in an emergency and it’s still rather cheap around here, sometimes cheaper than even the total garbage beers.
Sorry, the last name thing bugs me....
probably due to my own last name getting murdered by so many people…but it is Yuengling
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
noted
My last name is so bad, my wife and I switched to being “the Shorts” when we go to eat dinner. One of her best ideas ever.
1. No one asks how to spell it.
2. No one mispronounces it later.
3. It’s actually not a common name.
Not a problem, it's pronounced the way you've been spelling it by 99% of people
so it’s an easy mistake to make- I didn’t want to sound like an ass about it.
Now, off to shower because I’m going to Cypress for dinner tonight
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
As the one girl here today,
Can we please quit this shit?
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
One more from twitter:
So was Nicole Brown Simpson’s family when your dad got OJ off. RT @KimKardashian: CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!
by lhb98 on Jul 5, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I have to throw this one in here too
b/c it’s tangentially related to football. MS. ANTHONY IS THE DECIDING VOTE IN THE B1G VS. SEC DEBATE. MS. ANTHONY, WHAT SAY YOU?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 5, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
just in case the pic didn't embed for y'all
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 5, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Can I assume she purchased it pre-autographed by the player in question?
by Ardbeg on Jul 5, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seeing as #8 is Devier Posey...
There must be some crazy Tattoogate tie-in.
Oh, and that's a bad miss.
"I suffocated my toddler
and all I got was this lousy ineligible jersey"
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 5, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
not entirely certain why
A) your sexuality has anything to do with it
B) you expect the biggest news story of the day/week/month to be ignored
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
How about I can get my fill of stupid elsewhere?
I might talk about the most asinine things every created, but I stay away from non-sports controversy here. ESPECIALLY here.
The people who graciously allow us to comment at will and toe the line pretty specifically said on Friday to watch ourselves. Best way to not piss people off, get banned, or do stupid shit IS TO NOT DO STUPID SHIT.
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
"Political discourse, religious nattering, snitty recriminations, and creepy efforts at flirting are decidedly not."
I see balls 1, 2, 3, and 4.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll stick with my answer of I can find stupid elsewhere
and the best way to not strike out is to not be an asshole
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
k
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I propose we force her to wear a scarlet letter..of sorts...
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jul 5, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
gah!
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
I have no idea why Gordon Heyward is wearing a Tom Hammond tie...
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jul 5, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Looking snazzy for his First Communion.
Will work for football.
by purwho on Jul 5, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
oh
there will be some post-sock hop fingerblasting going on tonight.
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
oh my!
fingerblasting? REALLY?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 5, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
what in the world
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
This was on MGoBlog
The kid apparently goes to a prep school in Metro Detroit (Brother Rice) and got an official ban from the school on “Tom Hammond Based Clothing.”
Question for lawyas
What does the bill from her lawyer look like?
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
We'll probably find out when she steals sports memorabilia in a few years to cover it
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I'm thinking freedom isn't all that great if you're in debt forever
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you seen Oz?
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
But I’ve seen recent lawl skool grads.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, come on.
Can we go back to talking about stickball or how much it hurts to have one’s testicles crushed, or something similarly on the proper side of the line?
THANK YOU
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 5, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
NEXT QUESTION
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 5, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You might say this thread got
(puts sunglasses on)
Intercepted.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 5, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Tailgate destroying liquors?
the absence of grapeshot distresses me.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Is today over yet?
I’ve been out of bed for 4 hours, I feel like crawling back in.
Will work for football.
Go back to bed.
Trust me on this.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
OOOH OOOH OOOH SHALL WE HAVE A WNBA OPEN THREAD?!
by Erik T on Jul 5, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
FLAGGED
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by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 5, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
/dunk made
17% of dunks made in season were on that play.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 6, 2011 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions
How dare you forget this charlatan in the interception rankings
He can throw the ball squarely between a defensive back’s numbers with startling aplomb.
Get rid of the faux hawk
and for the love of Jeebus, if you are going to put on a belt, use it!
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 6, 2011 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions
He looks like a dude I used to work with.
Why do boys get to have all the pleasure?
Because we let them.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 6, 2011 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jul 5, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Apparently, they had a similar deal last year, and they sold out after 8 days.
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
Yeah these came out last year in NC, and I think SC
They went like gold bricks in bank heist. I do have to say though, while the first bite was insane, by the last I didn’t feel so hot. Like eating a Mcgriddle. I do have a family friend who works at Krispy Kreme and he made some without the chocolate icing. Let me tell you, that was one hell of an amazing donut.
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
A family member is coming back from NC today.
I have told them they will NOT be picked up at the airport without a dozen in hand.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 6, 2011 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll be in my bunk.
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
For some reason, this is the best meme-statement to accidentally fail to attach to a tread.
“Oh, yeah, I’ll be there. Don’t need a reason. Or an occasion.”
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Jul 5, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
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