FULMER CUPDATE: EVERYONE DOES EVERYTHING EDITION
by Spencer Hall on Jul 26, 2011 3:58 PM EDT
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PrintYahoo Sports' Charles Robinson still has a "10 out of 10" in the holster, a story one might call the Reggie Nelson or Boardmaster Brian of investigative man-hammers. The Fulmer Cupdate is extremely hectic this season. Please forgive the tardiness, but arrestables be bein' arrestable.
WEST VIRGINIA. Before we get to anything else, let us just remind everyone that despite Auburn running away with this thing, Branko Busick, late of the West Virginia Mountaineers, didn't give up and hang up his thievin' hat. No, he kept grinding, disdainful of the lies on the scoreboard and determined to challenge Auburn all by himself. And he would have, had he not been kicked off after his first armed robbery and his second the following week.
Busick, the son of WWE wrestler Big Bully Busic, took pistol-whipping ways to the freelance arena, and is now in jail for a really long time. As a tribute we can only give him the points awarded for felony armed robbery while a Mountaineer and the bonus points for pistol-whippin' and being so sincere and direct in your hustle. Five points to the West Virginia Mountaineers in the Fulmer Cup, and best wishes to Branko Busick in the West Virginia prison system.*
*Did these words terrify you? THEY SHOULD.
SOUTH CAROLINA. G.A. Mangus already had the name to coach the rest of his life at South Carolina, and now he has the right misdemeanor charge to go with the moniker: nuisance, or a nice code word for getting plastered and peeing in an alley in South Carolina. You may want to judge the coach for ventilating his Mangus in an alley for all the world to see, but if you've never peed outside while drunk you are missing one of life's great pleasures. It's like you're pouring your buddy Earth a drink, AND you're breaking the law in almost every place in the United States.
Mangus gets a one point award for the misdemeanor, but two very randomly assigned bonus points follow to honor his status as a coach. Combined with Edward Muldrow's arrest for littering and underage drinking the Gamecocks have a total of five points in the Fulmer Cup, none of which were earned by Stephen Garcia. Stephen just thought he should mention that, standing right over here not doing anything and drinking a club soda while y'all pee and drunkenate all over the place, m'kay?
FLORIDA. Matt Elam has now been tagged for underage drinking twice. The first time he was on the Four Loko hellwagon, but appears to have moved up in the world if the Henny and Coke he was drinking was any indication of his increasing sophistication. "Arrested for the third time for underage drinking, Matt Elam was caught drinking a 2000 Masi Serego Alighieri Vaio Armaron Amarone Classico behind the Pat's Kwik Stop on 34th Street in Gainesville Friday evening."
A single point for underage drinking, but homer bonuses and repeat offender status take Elam's award to three points for Florida. Don't open that Amarone without us around, you budding oenophile, you.
TENNESSEE. CARPUNCHING!
Some details of Tennessee Volunteers linebacker Austin Johnson's arrest early on Sunday have come to light - Johnson, who was charged for public intoxication and disorderly conduct, apparently was trying to pick a fight and was also "hitting parked cars." Johnson told Knoxville police that he was drunk.
Noooooooo. That kind of lack of fear and sense is precisely what we like in linebackers at Tennessee. If you can avoid the Indian Burial Mound curse affecting all linebackers at Tennessee, you'll do big things, son. (You won't. It is the Indian Burial Mound Curse, and only sacrificing Johnny Majors on a sacrificial pyre will do the trick now. Do you have any idea how long he'd burn? It's completely unsafe.) Two points for Tennessee. Herman Lathers, we reminisce over your knees (and your ankle) (and whatever else just went snap.)
MISSISSIPPI STATE: A combo of weed and alcohol possession meets domestic assault for what sounds like a typical summer's night in the country. Four points total for the Bulldogs.
ARKANSAS: Five points as documented here.
ILLINOIS: Four points for mobile homosexual-smackin'.
UCF: We said it before, but one point for a suspended license passes for good news in Orlando this year.
IOWA STATE: A whopping two points for the annual "Ames Boredom DUI" we've come to expect from Iowa State.
MARSHALL: Ugh. Domestic violence, hitting girls bonus, four points total for Marshall.
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You think Branko got kicked out for armed robbery?
Nah, it was the HAND JOB!
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 26, 2011 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
I wrote a hit play and directed it.
So I’m not sweating it either.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Dear Max,
I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
by Llewelyn Moss on Jul 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know Gloria was sick?
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jul 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Her fault for riding public transportation
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Excellent
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jul 27, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
your mind is as twisted as your ear
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Damn
Once again, even with our best effort in years, it’s still too much work for my boys to win the SEC West even in the Fulmer Cup.
Here we are less than a week away from August...
and South Carolina only has 5 Fulmer Cup points. In years past, it seems like we’d have collected that on a weeknight.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Jul 26, 2011 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
All those years of saying, "just wait till next year" have finally paid off.
Could it be? Yes?!? THIS. IS. NEXT. YEAR.
Off the board.
Does my alma mater, the defending FC champion, actually have zero points? I can’t recall any arrests. Sons, you are not Finishing the Drill.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jul 26, 2011 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
God damnit Kentucky
get it together. We’ve been weaksauce for too long in this area.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Duke had a nice run in the FC top ten for a while
Alas, all good things…
My years in marching band have made me an authority on football.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
This calls for a celebration!
Anyone know where we can get a stripper?
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jul 26, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 23 recs
I'd be lax if I didn't rec this.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jul 26, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 26 recs
Plaid skirts? Kinky!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
No, just the required uniform for field hockey.
Chicks with sticks… mmm….
by Albino Tornado on Jul 26, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
skirts? duke? field hockey chicks?
I NEED MOAR INFORMATION
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone did a study of this
with charts, graphs, and everything, about a year ago.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
That's right....
Fuck Duke… But Fuck Clemson MOAR!
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my gf's was a field hockey chick.
The in-season legs, they were fantastic. Not going to lie.
She was f’ing crazy though. I don’t think that was related to the field hockey.
What we have hyah is a failure to commun'cate... So, I'm petitioning for a recount in the Busick case
The confusion lies in the fact that the July 11th robbery for which Branko Busick was dismissed was in fact his second one. His first robbery was committed on June 23 and was reported to police, but did not get solved until after he was arrested on July 11 for the robbery for which he ws dismissed. The guy he robbed saw his picture on the news and contacted the police.
Confusing, yes; but in truth, Busick did commit two armed robberies while a member of the WVU football team. Both robberies involved assault on the person robbed. Since we’re already on the board, I’m just trying to get ahead of Marshall.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 4:20 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
FTFY
Confusing, yes; but in truth, Craig James did commit five hooker murders while a member of the SMU football team.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jul 26, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Ooh, ooh, how many Fulmer Cup points would Craig James have earned for SMU?
5 murders at 5 points a piece = 25 points.
Also, I’d award 2 bonus points per hooker, because, well, hookers, for a grand total of 35 points, thus taking him above the Ellis T Jones III threshold. Not bad.
by cmill126 on Jul 26, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This assumes that he only murdered them.
Who only murders the hooker?
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jul 26, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Craig James.
Adam does the rest.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
There are rumors that cannibalism was involved too,
but I’m not sure if that’s a codified crime in any jurisdiction he was in when it’s rumored that Craig James killed five hookers when he was at SMU…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jul 26, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
If you google image search "Craig James SMU" you find a lot of hooker related things
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ALISON BRIE INSTAREC
This is not at all an invitation to post Alison Brie gifs for Broncanous, who is at work and probably shouldn’t be Googling Alison Brie gifs.
/there’s a repository on Warming Glow
//just sayin’
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Jul 26, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
She's three months younger than me
Finally someone famous born in 1983!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
There are 10 things in this picture that I posted.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Dropping the pilot,
“wrangling”
“US Senative”
the letterman jacket one,
“pony up”
Which ones don’t I recognize?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Piggly Wiggly Arkansas
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, it's 9, I linked to the HQ version of the Brie pic but didn't post it
The others are the Brie gif, the tecate cans, and the newspaper article that is behind the enlarged brie pic.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
don't forget
Multiple counts for Bolivian marching powder, and cattle rustling.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 26, 2011 6:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I heard a rumor that he made them hamburgers first.
but he served them well-done.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 26, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, he served them brisket....
but called it BBQ.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
FLAGGED
For the last damn time, brisket is not BBQ. BBQ is pig.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
BACON
HAM
PORK CHOPS
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
sure lisa, some magical animal
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jul 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
BBQ is a way of cooking. And of life.
I’m open to all lifestyles, including alternative ones.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
I just feel sorry for you.
Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. -Tom T. Hall
by Uncle Earmuffs on Jul 27, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I heard a rumor
that he locked them all in a closet, since his junk trunk wasn’t large enough.
Alea jacta est...
Thank you for defending the dignity of your alma mater
Pretty sure it ought to be ten-ish points for WVU, as certainly both crimes were committed before his dismissal.
You guys are photoshop badasses
Surely you can photoshop the number of consecutive SEC Fulmer Cup champions on the front of the next SEC media guide
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
Surely three of the last four is worth some applause
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
Now that, ladies and gentleman, is how to talk shit about another conference.
OTE people could learn from you.
Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!
I DEMAND A RECOUNT
Are you SURE Matt Elam is a Gator? I mean, sure, he signed the LOI and played every game last year as a freshman, but he still may change his mind again and play for FSU or Georgia…
WHOA WHOA WHOA… while researching this otherwise banal and generic post, I have discovered that his high school coach was Jack Daniels.
Well, no wonder the kid has an alcohol problem! He’s been coached by a legend!
/bored at work
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jul 26, 2011 4:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Some might say that the West Virginia prison system is the state itself
by Synaesthesia on Jul 26, 2011 4:34 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled
I AM THE REAL JC001
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 26, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
or that they sold their soul to the devil.
and the devil was dill…
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Nuisance, or a nice code word for getting plastered and peeing in an alley in South Carolina.
Am I the only one who wouldn’t consider “nuisance” an upgrade on the ol’ Police Report?
I feel like someone sees “nuisance” and goes “ok but what did you REALLY do?”; while they see “getting plastered and peeing in an alley” and go “oh, ok.”
He's just lucky that he got "nuisance"
instead of being charged with something where he would have to register as a sex offender. (I knew a teacher that can’t teach anymore because she took a drunken piss outside and was charged with exposing herself).
Yeah, but girls peeing in public is gross.
Guys peeing in public is hilarious.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Jul 26, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm so utterly confused by this.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
she was drunk.
she was walking back to her car. she couldn’t hold it. stopped in an alley. Cop saw her. Gave her a ticket for popping a squat. Charged with exposing herself in public. Had to register as a sex offender because she was charged with exposing herself. Had to quit teaching.
Men should get this more often.
More reasons women wear dresses out when they want to get wasted.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
This teacher you know,
was her attorney Glennon Threatt, Jr.? Because that’s some weak sauce, getting sex offender status for that.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 26, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Might not be the attorney's fault
A lot of states have some astonishingly messed up sex offender laws
by thewalrus on Jul 26, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Remember the Rose Bowl: The Story of the Alabama Crimson Tide & the Grandaddy of Them All
by kleph on Jul 26, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
REC'D UN-REC'D FLAGGED RE-REC'D
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
That. Is. Disturbing............ly funny.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 26, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell, I'd plead UP if I had to in order to avoid that RSO shit.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jul 26, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I get the impression they went with the higher charge because she WAS a teacher....
Can’t be having no drunken floozies teaching our Souf Kahlina cheerens.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew a guy who got arrested for pissing in the middle of the street in BR
I think the cop was going to let him go, but he refused to zip it up when the cop started talking to him. He had a crowd gathered around with his dick just hanging out.
he was able to do a pre-trial diversion, but would have had to register as a sex offender, which answers the age old question of “is anyone in Louisiana capable of being offended?”
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
It commands more respect on the Group W bench than littering at least
by SC-Gator on Jul 26, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Alice's Restaurant ref's will always get a rec from me...
and we was both jumping up and down and screamin’ “I wanna Kiiiillll!!!!” when the Sargeant came along and pinned a medal on me sayin’, “You’re our boy”.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
What is "Thanksgiving at my Mother's House?"
The Alice’s Restaurant bit, not the screamin’ bout Killin’ bit
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 26, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
we had fun sittin’ on the bench smokin’ cigarettes and playin’ with the pencils.
"watermelons all around, manbabies, and that's an order." FEARLESS AUTHOR LEADER, THE
by thetennesseethumper on Jul 27, 2011 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Kind of a shame for the Thames kid at MS State.
He apparently had a good bit of talent, but Perrillouxed it away. Maybe he can get his shit together and play for a FCS team or something
Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!
Masi
It’s widely distributed, but still consistently excellent, no matter which of their wines, or, apparently, the vintage
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Jul 26, 2011 4:44 PM EDT reply actions
This is largely true.
And if you ever encounter the bottling of which Fearless Leader speaks, it is rare as hell, painfully expensive and worth both the money and effort to locate it. Pants tent Amarone.
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
Awesome Finebaum caller bitching about Auburn hypocrisy just sounded like every extra from O Brother, Where Art Thou?
My life is better since I cottoned to Finebaum’s audience, at least as long as they maintain a thousand mile distance from me at all times.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 26, 2011 4:59 PM EDT reply actions
And now, a Tammy call followed by the Alabama version of Boomhauer from King of the Hill?
Yeah, boyee!
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 26, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Johnny Majors
He wouldn’t take long to burn. All those years filtering alcohol through his earthly body will make a Christmas tree flash POOF! … and then nothing.
But at least we’ll have full functioning linebackers.
¡Viva La Revolución!
Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens
Meanwhile, thanks to Rifftrax
Les Miles has a new favorite film
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jul 26, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I started watching those on Hulu last night.
Night Of The Living Dead was good. Planet Of The Dinosaurs was hilarious.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I thought it was The Lawnmower Man
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Missouri is quiet... too quiet
Hopefully they aren’t preparing a sequel to last year’s August of a Thousand DUI’s.
Thanks be to COTG
that Bama has stayed off the list (so far)!
the disappointment to me is that we have too
I thought the new guy was supposed to be changing the culture or something…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Just saw a 13 year old kid at CVS buying condoms with quarters
Future andiambro? FUTURE. ANDIAMBRO.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
SPEAKING OF WHICH
One of my co-workers found a surprise in her purse. I guess her boyfriend would thought it’d be funny to put a soiled one in her purse before she went to work. Talk about “I think I’ll take my lunch break now”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah....
…..yeah…..
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I see you're retaining your weird stories championship nicely
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I was on the verge of losing it
And I hope this doesn’t sound weird, but you were the first person I thought of. I was like “Oh man. TGOJH is going to love/hate this one”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHA YES
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you miss the exit to The Bleacher Report???
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather see that than a 14 year old buying diapers
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Jul 26, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
This X infinity
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean
He was being safe about it at least. Alternative ending: Balloon animals!
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, there's always the possibility...
…that he was a drug mule just picking up supplies.
There is zero alcohol in my apartment now.
I haz a sad.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I am so full of sympathy RAEG right now that I simply must....
pour some Bulleit buorbon onto some ice to get over it. Hopefully, Ghost can get a contact high.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
How goes the medication?
Everything working itself out?
Or is that ’eer with a beer, I get you two confused sometimes
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
C'est moi. I have found my dosage and have been hitting my numbers for two weeks...
As long as I keep hitting my numbers, I can have a drink or two. I just can’t get drunk anymore.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, at least you can have a drink or two!
Glad to hear you’re doing well
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Thanks, Mike
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Scruffy Second
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 27, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Aww shucks,
I just did a little bit, y’all are doin’ the real stuff.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
fucking a
As long as you can have a cold one during the game once the season starts, all is not lost.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Glad to hear you're doing well, my brother.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Thankew, thankew verruh much
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2011 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Injustice raeg.
My e-friends should never have to suffer the indignity of alcohol deprivation.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Well, I sort of misspoke
Technically, I have booze. I have a small amount of Captain Morgan and a tiny amount of Smirnoff watermelon that I’ve been lugging around for entirely too long. I’ve just been spoiled by delicious gin, good beer, and kraken and don’t know what to do with the shitty booze I have from parties past.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
WELL NOW I'M RAEGY AT YOU FOR MISREPRESENTING YOUR PLIGHT
/notreally
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Shots
at least it’ll go quick, and you won’t have to carry it around anymore
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
On an entirely different note
The take-n-bake pizzas from Wal*Mart surprisingly do not completely suck ass.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Raeg levels decreasing, then?
Why are you raegy to begin with?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
RAEG AT PIZZA NOT MEETING EXPECTATIONS
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Because I have reached the conclusion
that sometime between 1988 and 1993 God Inc. made a fundamental change to the operating system of Humanity but neglected to either version it or update the support documentation. Net result: every unit of Humanity shipped with the new OS is either missing key interaction software, or is just completely fucking defective.
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by jonfmorse on Jul 26, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
PROOF:
I was born during the period in question.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you a self-centered moron with no filter and no sense of common courtesy?
If so, you may indeed be subject to recall. Please hold while we transfer you to customer support.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
BWAHAHA YOU'RE NEVER TAKING ME BACK TO THE FACTORY!
NEVER!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Fifth'd
Wait, five isn’t the number after three?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jul 31, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
/places in dumpster
//douses in lighter fluid
///cries as match is lit
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Alcohol fixes some of the defects?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
alcohol is a crutch.
i prefer to view it as a step i did not see.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Or exacerbates them.
I forget which. Better stay on the safe side and get tanked.
Will work for football.
To alcohol!
The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
...
Yes.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
this is either the nerdiest or most perfect
distillation of misanthropy I have heard in quite some time.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
I'm not a misanthrope.
I’ve just suddenly crossed over into curmudgeonland.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I'm a misanthrope, but I enjoy it...
welcome to the club!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
oh, it's only a matter of time
also, for the record, that was supposed to be a compliment.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
How old do I have to be to join curmudgeonland?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You're older than me, and I've been told by others I'm in-
So you’re fine
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Woo!
/yells at kids to get off of his lawn
//in an apartment complex
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly, I think the first time someone called me a curmudgeon
I was 28.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Supporting the Kenji Jackson Approach for every day situations.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jul 26, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I had to go over and ask my neighbors to turn down the music at 3AM.
I’m 28 and had to get up at 5am the next morning.
The worst part about it? We went to HS together.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 26, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I had to do that once IN COLLEGE.
Sorry, when I can feel the wall on the opposite side of the room moving, your music is way too fucking loud. I’m honestly astounded anyone in that room still had eardrums afterward, because at one point I tried to put on my iTunes at normal volume and couldn’t hear it over that crap.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
OH HEY YEAH IT'S A FUCKING RANDOM TUESDAY HOW BOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
When I lived in the fraternity house
I was in the room next to the guy who would stay up all night every night and sleep from 2-8PM. He would stay up and listen to the most ridiculous music even when he wasn’t on ecstacy. I cut his speaker wires twice
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe it's a coincidence, but those two years....
Mark the only time WVU had ever gone undefeated/untied in the regualr season.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I FUCKING KNEW I COULD PIN THIS ON YOUR HILLBILLY ASSES
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SHOW THEM HOW TO PROPERLY BURN THEIR COUCHES
I.E. WHILE THEY’RE SITTING ON THEM
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Did that picture not show up?
My computer needs a meeting with my baseball bat. Better yet pistol.
"Smooth like butter" - my friend Big Joe
Properties say the picture is "Not Available"
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Anything for you bastards
well, anything within my limited tech capabilites
"Smooth like butter" - my friend Big Joe
Careful now, the natives are all armed and don't cotton to invading mobs.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just reading about Up Helly Aa...
Sounds like the Scottish ancestors of WVU to me
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
And here's a link:
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
YAYY I'M A NON-DEFECTIVE UNIT.
And now I am going home to drinj.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Now, let's not be hasty.
Nobody ever said Humanity 1.0 wasn’t buggy as hell, you know.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
is this what you mean?
50-40 = 10
6-9 = -3
9-10 = -1
10 + -3 + -1 = 6
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
...
/buys powerball ticket
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can take 14 from 11 and leave a win.
by Chris Pendley on Jul 26, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
LULZ
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I am already approaching drunj, and this makes no fucking sense.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
1945 AMERICAN NEWSPAPERS THINKS THAT EVERYONE BORN AFTER 1950 IS DEFECTIVE
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
REC'D FOR FUNNY
BUT ANGER AT BEING LUMPED IN. I’m a delightful conversant. As long as I’m not blacked out.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Clearly, your installation was defective, causing unforseen system stability.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Yeah, uh, look, sir...
we can “fix” you, which will break you, or we can leave you broken, and you’ll work just fine. Whachoo wanus tadoo?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Friends of ours brought a couple Wally take-n-bakes to our Memorial Day getaway....
They were actually decent.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I got the ultimate meat one
and it’s just piled with meat. And anywhere on a given slice that isn’t clustered with meat, there’s lots of cheese. I’m amazed, really.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
It's official - Four Verts fucks the prom queen
Playing my first game of NCAA in probably 5 years… I just went for it on 4th and 28 on my first series. 4 Verts. Crist to Floyd. 80+ yard TD pass. hahaha
Who were you playing against?
I’ve found that deep passes are harder to pull off, though I can still hit 4 Verts as well as PA ALL GO from the Ace set (when my QB doesn’t get murdered).
I was playing MSU.
I may have also called an onside kick and 3 bombs with 20 seconds left while winning….
HNNNNNGH
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY GUYS GUESS WHO'S ADAPTING OLDBOY IN THE US?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
worse
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
worse
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
not bad, but no, and worse
IMAGINE WHAT THE ABSOLUTE WORST FIT FOR THIS MOVIE WOULD BE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
at least william shatner's had some decent action sequences
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
for those who are wondering
it’s spike lee
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Damn it, I meant to get in a KEVIN SMITH
before you gave it up.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Kevin SMith would at least be funny
really, Spike Lee for Old Boy?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, he's not the guy I go to for an action flick.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
is he gonna have a long knife fight with his dad over what college to take a hammer scholarship from?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
someone with an even worse sense of action
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Topics covered today in Systems Training
Electrical distribution, emergency and vital electrical system, emergency diesel system, the girl in the back of the class was Miss Virginia 2011.
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Pics or it didn't happen.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
.
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
by wahoocrew on Jul 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Aaaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
by emc503 on Jul 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pics of her in the classroom.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 26, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I've far exceeded my creepy quota for the week.
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
ask her out!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
she has a boyfriend
/irrelevant.(?)
We await silent Tristero's empire.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 27, 2011 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions
hey! I know her!
She works with some friends of mine. Virginia rocks.
We await silent Tristero's empire.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 27, 2011 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Mutual real life acquaintances!
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
If she is indeed Miss Virginia 2011 she still is (not was).
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
Reply fail.... meant for wahoocrew.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, I didn't know if titles awarded for beauty pageants are retained for the year or expire after the last pageant
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Generally they are good until the next winner is announced...
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Hence the whole ceremony where they turn over the tiara and all.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
/themoreyouknow.jpg
So let me rephrase:
That girl in the back of my class for nuclear engineering training is Miss Virginia 2011
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Hot nerd chick..... georgetakaiohmy.jpg
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Her?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
For some reason
This appears to be a case of “there’s something I cant place, but something seems off.” Perhaps it’s because her face appears to be a cardboard cutout with no eyeholes. DEAD EYES.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
I think it's a still shot from video, and so it looks just a bit strange...
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
The mouth, as well
Just looks…odd. i’m sure she’s gorgeous, but that picture is…off.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Ah, OK
Maybe the one I found is Miss Virginia 2012, who won in 2011?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
See the link I gave Boozy
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Ah, the girl above is Miss Virginia 2010
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
sheeeyit
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Also-
Christmas Jones just popped into my head
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
When I spoke out loud
I must have failed to put the appropriate stress on the word “cooling”.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
This woman is in your Nuc Systems Training Class? What do you think, George?
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2011 8:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Isn't he not into women?
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 8:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, he is gay, but he does have a sift spot for
HOT NUCLEAR NERD CHICKS!!!
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2011 8:12 AM EDT up reply actions
poor typing skills are poor SOFT SPOT
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2011 8:13 AM EDT up reply actions
This chick looks like a real life Natasha
from Rocky and Bullwinkle. I’d make it 15 seconds in a bar before saying “watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat” and further ruining my nonexistent chances.
To the tweetmobile!
No, no
You ask her to say “moose and squirrel.”
When you bust out laughing afterward, THEN you’ve ruined your nonexistent chances.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jul 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
thassa rec
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm of the belief that everyone has a chance
everyone
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Everyone has a chance with The Hot Girl....
I am living proof of that.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2011 8:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Field report, please.
“Creepy pageant hot” or “concentration is right and truly fucked”?
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
like "Virginia representative to the Miss USA pageant" hot.
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
So... not all that, then.
(I miss Virginia, but I have to confess that I was not overly impressed with the native fauna.)
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
You were in NoVA, you are forgiven
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
I said "native" fauna.
As in, “girls who were born and bred there tended to look a little horsey on average.”
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Maybe my sense of perception is off from years of living in Va
but this specimen is absolutely gorgeous. And a nuclear engineer.
/Sounds creepy but I’m defending my state
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Oh, I'm not saying all of them by any stretch.
And to be fair to Virginia, other states have different yucky tendencies (for instance, the pig nose is disturbingly prevalent among natives around here).
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I would speculate that anyone who wins Miss State is going to be in the 9-10 range, regardless of state.
All bets off for Wyoming, small sample size can ruin things.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 27, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Whitney Veach, Miss West Virginia 2011, small state and all....
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2011 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm not even gonna make it to my bunk
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 27, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions
DIBS
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions
We call those 'BNs' in the biz...
Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. -Tom T. Hall
by Uncle Earmuffs on Jul 27, 2011 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
All I can say is....
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure those are real, too!
/eerwithabeerstampofapproval
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jul 27, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
No, there is no forgiveness for northern Virginia
Luckily, good ol’ UMD is close enough to provide an ire focal point.
by Synaesthesia on Jul 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take that as option B.
I’ve known a few pageant princesses, and some of those chicks are borderline unattractive without the hair and makeup team. Sounds like that’s not the case here.
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
this is true
this is true of models as well
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is really most of why
I always go off on how weird I am because most women people think are hot, I think are hideous.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
So wait, you're telling me that the best left back in Mexico is American, lobbied to join the team
and didn’t play in the Gold Cup? WTF?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I call a leg.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jul 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
he turned Mexico down
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I meant one of Bob's legs.
I presume as to what’s happening next.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jul 26, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
BBD&Q
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Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Bob Bradley killed 5 hookers in South Africa?
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Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe Gulati did
and Bradley has pictures
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If Bob Bradley tried to kill anything
he’d probably try to kill it by bludgeoning it to death with a spoon before killing himself of exhaustion.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He'd put 5 guys in the middle of the alley to block traffic
Then send his son through the middle of them to finish the prostitutes off.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 26, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
LondonJoe
Did you see the explosion of NC State fans in the uniform Fanshot?
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
yes, of the extreme butthurt variety
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
It led to a great discussion though
Really enjoyed the education talk today
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I just got to throw NC State's
three ACC tournament wins while on probation in their faces. Good times.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
There are others?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jul 26, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
The kind that haven't found the internet yet
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
No. How is West Dillon?
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Same old same old. NC State fans.
Thank COTG they’re not in our division.
/Checks 2011 schedule
//Shit. They’re coming HERE.
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
they can't be the same NC State fans
looks like they’ve learned to read.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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So I found my flask in the back of my freezer.
I don’t know how long it’s been there. Think the contents are safe to drink?
If the contents are still liquid, yes
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Alcohol kills all the germs.
It’s science.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd wondered where this flask went too.
It was a groomsman’s gift and I’d looked for it a while ago but couldn’t find it.
Freezer means safe...
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Scientists?
Who the fuck listens to scientists?
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Smoke some cigarettes to suffocate the bacteria.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
A well balanced diet
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
So I see we are just high jacking posts for live threads now?
I am ok with that
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
More posts means fewer huge ass comment threads on them...
so computers don’t go all haywire, thus there is no need for a different live thread
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Kinda what I figured
Just wanted to know if I can stop looking for new threads and just comment on current posts
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
The need for open threads was more urgent when the only daily post was the CI.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Plus I don't think we're quite as prolific now
With no exciting sporting events that everyone’s watching it’s cut down on the comments.
Is it bad that I already am absurdly homesick
Even during the summer, with stuff going on? Cause, for real, I miss home.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
NAPA KNOWWWWWWHOOOWWWWWWWWWW
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SPIDER CLOSET
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
NKNKNKNKNNOOWWWWW HOW
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I'm way behind today
people dissing liberal arts degrees and I wasn’t around to defend them.
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I'll defend it here
I dicked around in school. A lot. And still did fine. But if there was one thing I learned, it was how to write well. Writing is one of the most critical, flexible, and adaptable skills out there, and far too few people posses it. A Liberal Arts education, for all the BS and crap it takes, does a FANTASTIC job of teaching how to write.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Except for the schools
which apparently graduate illiterate clods with master’s degrees in sociology.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
masters degrees though
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To be honest
I think I may be believing in an urban legend here. My frame of reference is arguing with nincompoops whose appeal to authority is “i have a masturs digree in [vaguely-relevant field] so i know wut im talkn about”.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
but that's a post graduate degree
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Which... correct me if I'm mistaken...
sort of requires a baccalaureate as a prerequisite?
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oh yeah
but they don’t care where you got it
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, but my point is
that there really ARE illiterate clods walking around with bachelors degrees from accredited institutions. (The “i haz a masters” thing may be bullshit, but some of the work e-mail I used to get wasn’t…)
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I work with engineers who have Masters degrees and Professional Engineer designation...
Most of them could not write a coherent and grammatically correct paragraph if their life depended on it. I wouldn’t actually call them illiterate, but the functional difference is very small.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2011 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I work with the damn customers!
I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jul 27, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
FIN mjrs wld lk a wrd asap plz thx.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
THOSE ARE JUST MATH MAJORS WITH FRENCH COLLARS.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
money grubbers! Pure math means we don't need to eat!
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You beat me to it
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
HEY!
Don’t lump those assholes in with us – OUR mathematics are fully proven, not “well, this looks like it’ll work”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Hey, math either works or it doesn't
Shitty assumptions will fuck up anything.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Right, I'm just saying that a lot of the financial stuff I've seen is "hey, we'll disregard those data points, because they don't fit the curve"
WELL THEN MAKE A NEW, BETTER CURVE
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?!
Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
by Erik T on Jul 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Empirical regression is math
As much as “trim it till it fits” is architecture.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Cuffs...
it’s French Cuffs.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn my lack of sartorial precision
I meant the combo of french cuffs and the different color collar. If you ever see me in one of those shirts, kill me on the spot. Just pop a cap in my braincase
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
the i-banker uniform?
can be made to look good. damn good. i’d fuck me. i’d fuck me so hard.
/goodbye horses bankers
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If I see a person wearing that
I instinctively hate them. This may be a problem with my chosen profession.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
I think this is your problem.
I’m with Bourbz…that look mmmm….yum! and then if I can have the shirt too….sigh…better!
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not saying it doesnt look good, it does
It just screams “LOOK AT ME, I HAVE MONEY ARENT I COOL, VROOM VROOM GOES MY SEVEN SERIES, LOL AT THE PEONS.”
Exceptions are made for those over the age of 65
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
lol seven series
I drive an S
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I like Audi's
thinking about changing over soon. I like the A5
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The R9 is sex on wheels
Though, we do this right? I’d be driving to work in a 65 convertible mustang, Shelby paint job.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
I know a guy with a brand new r10
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
....I meant to say R8
/shambles off
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
'sokay
the r10 is a diesel
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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It depends
if it’s simply colored shirt + white collar/cuffs, it looks kind of stupid. If there’s something fun about it, I’m all for it. I have several shirts where the inside of the collar and the inside of the cuffs have fun patterns. If you wear a tie and button the cuffs, it’s perfectly boring for work. Undo the top button and roll up the cuffs, and you’ve got some fun.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm referring to the first part
Especially the “Blue with White Collar and cuffs, accompanied by gaudy cufflinks.”
You can dress well, fashionably, and expensively without being a obnoxious twit about it.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
I gotcha. It was more to Chloe. I think the two-tone thing looks....not appealing.
So in other words, I’m with you.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Pft to both of you.
The people who think they look well in what everyone else calls guady, and is in the professional world are merely jerseyshore kids who got jobs.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Now I'm confused.
I thought that was OUR point?
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm trying to point out I have taste.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
contextual
might be obnoxious in some settings – and I wouldn’t wear it there. Wouldn’t fly here in Tampa, for example but it worked in NYC
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
And I think that's a great encapsulation of why I'll never live in NYC
It works for many people, but not I.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
that's a bit harsh
NYC is just a place where it doesn’t look out of place – doesn’t mean you have to dress like that to fit. It’s freakin hipster mecca – you can get away wearing pretty much anything.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 27, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Except the utilikilt.
Cause that’s just weird.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
you'd be surprised
you could walk down the street wearing nothing but a snorkle, an inflatable pool toy and flopping your dick around, and really only 1 out of 5 people’s heads would even turn.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 27, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that a challenge?
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
how do you know it's not a truthful anecdote?
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 27, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
This is also true in Key West
and New Orleans certain times of the year
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
I like skull cufflinks
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the best shirts
are versatile enough to wear both ways.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
welp, there's your opinion.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It's cool, cause some shirts are still tailored in separate pieces
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This
And the collar and cuffs on shirts tend to wear out sooner than the rest of the shirt, and often times you can’t match the shirt fabric any more. Replace with a contrasting fabric.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
and/or buy new shirt?
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
You could, yes.
But if it’s a perfectly fitting shirt, the only problem is that the cuffs and collar are worn down, why replace the whole thing? Keep in mind, that the shirts this is normally done on are rather expensive and take a while to make.
To put it in easier terms to understand, do you replace your car when the brakes and tires wear out, or just the brakes and tires?
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
I think my thing is, I like subtle luxury
With a few exceptions (cars, booze) I’d prefer to pay money for something that was made well and looks good, but not flashy. I’d rather have quality I can feel than quality everyone else can (and is meant to) see.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
I'm getting a cool briefcase as a bit of a late "congratulations" gift
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Stuff like that is awesome
Expensive in the long run, but you know you’ll have it with you for decades.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
french cuffs, contrast collar/cuff
I’ve yet to hear a better term for the latter.
If worn properly , it’s a good look, but it does scream douche pretty loudly.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 27, 2011 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Extremely loud around my parts
I love being hungover in a breakfast restaurant on a week day and some 28 year-old transplant douche with spiked hair pulls up in his leased BMW wearing a blue shirt with a white collar that doesn’t button and a tie with a ridiculous knot.
It’s funny hearing the old men make comments about them.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions
That's doin it rong
Dressing like this when your profession is, say, insurance salesman, is a bit much.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 27, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I guess, on the plus side, I wasn't around because I WAS AT WORK WITH MY JOB
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SO WAS I.
I just have a few minutes to dick around here and there
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
I think there is great value in a liberal arts and sciences degree.
But those arts and sciences should include math, chemistry, physics, biology. Not at a high level, but enough to understand some of the basic concepts.
we had to take them. most liberal arts schools at least require calc
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Sometimes
I had to take it at Wes, but at NU you could get away with formal logic and linguistics as “formal studies” and avoid any actual math
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Not anymore, unfortunately...
most liberal arts schools require some sort of quantitative reasoning, but it’s usually fulfilled with psych stats or some other math course below calculus
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"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
no, you can't get out of calc at davidson
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That's awesome-
unfortunately, that isn’t the norm anymore
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
That's a liberal arts degree I can get behind.
Without at least understanding the idea of a differential equation (even if it’s just something simple like exponential population growth and decay), there is so much of the world that simply cannot be explained or understood.
Yunno what schools need that they dont have?
Practical fucking life skills.
“Here kids, this is compound interest. Here’s some info on insurance/leasing/what to look for in a lease. DOnt sign stuff without reading it. This is how you fill out a tax form. etc etc etc”
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Too bad mine didnt do ANYTHING of the kind
But stuff like insurance and basic legal advice? Nope.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Mine did
but Davidson also had a pretty good accounting class for nuts and bolts
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Triple hivemind, in fact!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Yeah, but this shit needs to be taught in HIGH SCHOOL.
The BEST elective I ever took in high school was Business Law.
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Even in high school, so few people seem to absorb it
My day is basically spent talking to people from all walks of life who have gotten themselves into massive debt, due in large part to a lack of basic financial awareness and a complete lack of understanding of the concept of compound interest.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
They have that class at FSU-
Math 1106: “Math for Liberal Arts I”
Should actually be done in high school classes like “Math 3”, which people who can’t pass Algebra 2 take
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
My kids' HS has a class in personal finance
Not that many people take it because everyone is maxxing out on APs to get into colleges.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Kids who do well in Alg 2 and PreCalc should see enough personal finance questions
that they don’t need a separate class for it.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
We can only hope
My kid has taken both those classes but won’t get around to personal finance.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm sure you'll teach them that well, too.
Another advantage of having parents who have learned these things is that they often drill them into their kids’ heads.
/avoiding the rest of this comment, as it is spidery
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
The younger one could run a hedge fund
The older one, well, we’ll see.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Failure is often the best teacher.
We’ll see if it works for my younger brother.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Algebra II in high school
taught me that (minus the tax form). Teach said something along the lines of, “99% of yall will never need the quadratic formula or be able to find the cubed root of a 5 digit number, so here’s some really usefull shit…”
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
Personal Finance class
It was taught by an awesome Ag Econ professor, and covered all of the above. Most lectures would devolve into a question answer period, and it was awesome. The tests on insurance were also surprisingly hard.
To the tweetmobile!
Quiet.
You’re interfering with my hippie-given right to take 120 hours of creative writing, folklore, music appreciation, and basket-weaving.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
My dad got college credit for skydiving.
I wish I had gone to college in the 70’s
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
My mom was not amused.
I think her exact words were “10 grand a year so you can take fucking bowling?”
i took speed reading.
it was a 4 credit course…
/Misisipi!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I got through Bowling II (Yeah, I was advanced)
Golf, Flying Disc and Jogging
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
CalTech has underwater basket weaving
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that sounds like Reed
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ahahahahaahahaaaaah
Reed storytime: (I’ve probably told it before, but whatever)
So, really straightlaced, nerdy as hell kid from my high school, one year up from me, goes to Reed. My friend runs into him at a party, and makes the typical “oh, haha, you’re at Reed, so how much LSD are you tripping on right now, yuk yuk.”
Other kid just pulls something out of his pocket. “Two tabs. Want one?”
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Yeah, but I couldn't go to Reed.
Any place where the women are hairier than the men is just not for me.
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The coolest elective ERAU has (aside from the flight stuff) is US Military History from 1900 to the present...
and History of Aviation in America.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
So, does the B1G have a rule
against Sparty wearing green at home?
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AND OBNUG REACTS:
Who cares what color uniforms are worn. The field will still be stained red with the other teams blood. Ask Fresno State!
the most asinine Mountain West rule imaginable.
They proceed to bitch about Oregon wearing green….LOL
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Suck a dick, Boise. Suck. A. Dick.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
by emc503 on Jul 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
/BSU joins all black uniform bandwagon
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet with that color scheme
They could get a semi-respectable Shiny white helmet out of it.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought their field ended up covered in crumbs
With all of the cupcakes beat to sh*t, so what’s the big deal?
A Pessimist Complains About The Weather
An Optimist Waits For It To Change
A Realist Adjusts The Sails
z
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
z
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
top
/sorry
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
So
Captain America: Yay or Nay?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
Have you seen it?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I've actually heard it was awesome.
So we’ll see
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh shh, curmudgeon
Let us kids enjoy the kiddie movies.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Let me qualify that.
If you go in expecting “Iron Man” instead of “The Dark Knight,” you won’t be disappointed.
/you might still be disappointed
//I don’t know what movies you like.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
welp, unwanted update time:
got the insurance guy to come by this morning. looks like total losses are: tv, oven/range, directv dish/cable box, a lot of grass damaged, and one (1) large pine tree. NO TV OR COOKING. for at least a few days…
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???
Wha happen?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
bad lightning strike
blew a 5 foot hole in my backyard & ran into the house. no fire thank God. Neighbor’s girlfriend had to go the hospital b/c she caught part of the charge. she was about 50 feet away.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Eeesh. Glad you're okay.
Hope things get straightened out. Sounds like a pain in the ass to deal with.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i just hope i don't get fucked by the insurance company.
/fat chance
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Cheezus.
Glad you’re ok. I suggest you drink heavily to celebrate the fact that you now have lots of COTG credit built up, meaning that Mississippi State will win the SEC this year.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy fuck.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
you'd know if you were ON FUCKING TWITTER.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
BACK, FIEND!
BACK, I SAY!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
COME ON, IT'S NOT THAT BAD
NOT LIKE IT SUCKS YOUR LIFE AWAY OR ANYTHING
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
....
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
by emc503 on Jul 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you'll give in one day. might as well take the plunge now.
many hilarious episodes to be had. trolling to be trolled. lulz to be lulzed
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
drunj's to be drunj'd
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
someone just make a gmail account and twitter for him
force his hand
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
a Gmail account?
But that’s for the POORS!
"I'm holding a seashell up to my ear son, and I can hear an ocean of I-don't-give-a-shit." --Paul Johnson, as portrayed by Spencer Hall
There is a Twitter account. Like Chan Gailey, it's consistently mediocre.
by The Missing T on Jul 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
not once upon a time it wasn't
they’re sure as hell not getting my institutional account
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Thank GOD you can still drink.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
this.
i have taken the proper steps.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
And all the fun of a thousand dollar deductible, huh?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
$1,054
i have no idea why it isn’t a flat thousand, but there it is.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Drinks self into coma
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
And yes
That sucks dude. Hope everything turns out ok
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
yep. it ht about an hour before i got home from work.
neighbors were all out looking around trying to figure out what happened. tripped almost all of the breakers in my house.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
That means the breakers worked!
But I’d change them out anyway. Once of precaution, yadda yadda. Glad all were OK, and hope your neighbor recovers soon. Stuff can be replaced. People can not.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
exactly.
she is doing ok today. they kept her overnight because she was complaining of being short of breath. she has some very minor burns, but was bitching about wanting to drink this afternoon!
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Braves have 2nd and 3rd with none out.
Pirates get out of it. The Bucs want me to drink heavily tonight.
Lemme just extend the hand of friendship and camaraderie here
and tell you that I’m praying to God y’all don’t 2003 Royals.
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I just want them to break this fucking streak.
I’m sure they’ll backslide next year, but if they could have a winning season a) I won’t have to hear about it anymore, and b) the Orioles are a decent bet to have a longer streak.
Oh... oh, you poor deluded fool.
You’ll still have to hear about it.
Example: “The Royals, who have only had one winning season since the strike…”
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IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
True, and at least the bats look alright
The arms…I’m a bit worried. I still hold out hope that it’ll come together (meaning .500 or better) in the next 2-4 years.
Monty struggling and Lamb doing down
really kinda put a damper on things.
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I'd take that over "18 straight losing seasons"
Plus there’d be that nice “look out for the Bucs” sleeper buzz they’d get in 2012.
Oh, yes, I remember that well.
“And look, they signed Benito Santiago and Juan Gonzalez!”
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TEAM OF DERPSTINY.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Both Centrals, in fact...
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Detroit is helping your guys out mightily this evening.
And I’m stuck with the White Sox broadcast, and, hence, the Harrelson auto-mute button.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
YOU DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH AS WELL AS OZZIE GUILLEN
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS JOB?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Honestly, the only thing I REALLY can't stand about Harrelson
is the dejected “my girlfriend just left me for another woman” voice he gets when the Sox are getting thumped. Grow the fuck up, Kenny.
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Oh, yes.
I mean, that’s way worse than being dumped for another guy.
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Hawk Harrelson is AWFUL
He’s the worst guy for baseball I’ve seen on TV, and I’ve watched local college and minor league baseball on TV
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Example.
And… another run scores. 11-2.
(silence)
Ball one.
(silence)
Fouled off. /sigh
(silence)
Ground ball to short. Two down. You know, that wasn’t a good call. That throw beat him to the bag by 10 feet.
(silence)
(Next batter doubles into the gap, two runs score)
(no comment)
Ozzie needs to get him out of there.
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by jonfmorse on Jul 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Verlander could throw a no-hitter...
and Harrelson would complain about the strike zone instead of offering congratulations. At least Joe Buck is 100% apathetic all the time.
Will work for football.
I understand you're hired to be a homer...
but it’s national TV most of the time… can some credit go to the opponent, please?
Will work for football.
Indians with more late inning shenanigans going on...
gave up 2 runs with 2 outs in the 7th, got 1 back on a solo HR in the bottom of the seventh.
Going to the bottom of the 9th, down 2-1, against the guy that blew the game last night. Tribe gets a walk, seeing-eye single, sacrifice bunt where the runner beats the throw to third, next hitter hits into a 4-2-3 DP, bringing up Kipnis, who got his first career hit last night as the walk-off hit. Kipnis Ks this time, and the Angels escape 2-1
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
So I'm playing Boise on their home field
It does suck massive taint.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
Next up on Big 12 Follies:
Texas paints field burnt orange; A&M throws fit, Nebraska chortles maniacally.
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by jonfmorse on Jul 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Teams have to pay Texas to play on field
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
there really is nothing on tv tonight
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You know, I wouldn't have thought it possible
but SunDrop in a clear vessel is even more lurid than Mountain Dew.
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On the border: when the taco truck is too risky
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Is it....BAD that i want to just troll the shit out of OBNUG right now?
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
If you do, pretend to be a Vandal.
While doing so, remind them that you used to be in the Pac-12 back in the day, and you only left because half the conference was cheating even worse than the SWC used to.
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That was the PCC.
Which was actually disbanded – there’s no institutional continuity with the Pac-8/10/12.
Oh, HORSESHIT.
With the exception of Idaho, it was the same damned conference within four years.
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It's just semantic garbage.
You can just as easily look at it as “four schools left, and three of them decided to come back later”. If you take the position that there’s “no continuity” then you almost sort of have to argue that the Rocky Mountain Athletic Conference is not the same conference that BYU, Utah, Wyoming, etc used to be in before WWII.
Or, for that matter, that the WAC is not the same conference BYU, Utah, Wyoming, etc. used to be in.
(Full disclosure: I’m one of those people who insist that the Big 12 has existed since 1907, too.)
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But in each of those two cases
it actually, legally IS the same conference. Absolute continuity of structure and administration.
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Well, never mind then. I didn't bother to actually check.
The fact is, Oregon (the one I checked) played as an independent for something like five seasons. Short of staying independent forever (which only a fool would do*) or forming a conference that was intentionally geographically dumb, I don’t see what more penance could be made to wash off the stank of the PCC.
*calm down domers, it’s all in good fun
See, that's the goofy thing.
Wazzu and the Oregons immediately applied to join the AAWU, and got rejected by the Big Five. If they hadn’t, there never even would have been an interruption; the net historical effect would simply have been “Idaho leaves”.
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I...I just hate them so much
I just want to go over there, say “FUCK YOUR BLUE UNIS, YOU HICK FUCKS. I DONT CARE WHAT YOUR HOME RECORD IS. THE FACT THAT IT HAS OCCURRED IN FUCKING BOISE RENDERS ANY AND ALL ARGUMENT MOOT. YOUR HOME IS A POTATO FIELD. STOP HATING ON OREGON, WE’RE NOT ON YOUR LAWN, YOU GODDAMN COOTS.”
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
ButButBut...
they gave us Hootin Dale!
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Giggity tarkus blue uniformitus kellen poptart?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
POTATARKUS SMURFGIGGITY MIDMAJORECTOMY!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whatever it is
I have this terrible fear that it involves Brad Stevens.
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/clang
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
and/or Larry Blakeney
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
There are elements of this commentariat that might not mind that
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
NAWT A DIME
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I believe she may have been involved with a group that conspired to do so.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I totally have an alibi.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a conspiracy.
Just because you weren’t physically present doesn’t mean you’re not under suspicion.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
They also gave us Dirk Koetter and Dan Hawkins.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 26, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
yep.
maybe Ohio is losing the title of Cradle of Coaches.
/Giggity
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
why do they hate on oregon, exactly?
state is more their speed
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
All states. everywhere.
except yours. ASU doesn’t match up with anybody nicely except AU
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
THERE IS ONLY ONE STATE
/starts rights-to-state-nickname dickwaving fight
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Plant your flag
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There's only one Carolina...........
………that’s
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jul 27, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
GOTDAMMIT DON'T LET ME GET IN THIS.
seriously, first time i went to register online, i went to MSU.edu & was genuinely pissed that it went to Michigan State. YOU WON THAT ROUND (and most of the ones after it, too)!
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
NORTHWESTERN OWNS NU. IT IS NOT NEBRASKA, DAMMNIT.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
grinchsmile.gif
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever.
I tell you what, though: THERE IS ONLY ONE K-STATE.
Fuck you, Atlanta suburbs.
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Odd, I've never heard Kennesaw referred to that way
KSU, yes, but not K-State.
"I'm holding a seashell up to my ear son, and I can hear an ocean of I-don't-give-a-shit." --Paul Johnson, as portrayed by Spencer Hall
There is a Twitter account. Like Chan Gailey, it's consistently mediocre.
by The Missing T on Jul 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
Although, I wouldn’t mind building some more dorms there
/grumblegrumblespiderclosetgrumblegrumble
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
...Auburn?
We in the Pacific Ten conference know that ‘University of Arizona’ abbreviates to ‘U of A’.
Go back to the Big XII.
UA! UA then.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Anytime I say "UDub" out here, people always think I mean Wiscy
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Wiscy people make you distinguisch between wiscy schools.... because of the fine football tradition of such great powers as Wiscy-stout
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yet two of their schools try and pretend they aren't "University of Wisconsin at".
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how can you be at whitewater? how is that a thing?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Iz a city in Wisconsin
about an hour west and 3 minutes south of Milwaukee
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I know but I still think it's funny
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Whitewater, Eau Claire, and some of the other branches have been very good in D3, though.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Eau Claire
aint that some sort of confection?
/hurr
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Why the hell would anyone in the midwest think you're talking about Washington?
No one gives a shit about Washington. They probably also think you’re weird for using a strange nickname no one uses for Wiscy.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
"When the Ducks played UDub"
“When did they play Wisconsin”
/glare
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Still a valid question in the midwest
because, again, no one gives a shit about Washington.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, why should they?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's not like they're ever actually in the Rose BOwl
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not anymore, anyway
UNLESS SARK WEEK RETURNS WITH A VENGEANCE
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Look, having spent most of my life dealing with the wreckage of one willingham program
I’d say the chances are low.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
But....Harbaugh!
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
ten years though?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Still better than being SMU'd
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
...... i dunno.
at least they won during
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Point conceded.
Cheating is better than golfing.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
ask an Alabama or LSU fan
because you know some blood magic went down
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
hearing the lamentations of their wo.....wait.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
they recruited better after the death penalty than ND did during Willingham
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
FTFY
they recruited better after the death penalty than ND did during Willingham
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
As much as I hate the Fuskies...they look to be building
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
JAKELOCKERJAKELOCKERJAKELOCKERJAKELOCKERJAKELOCKER
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
AHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAehehehehehaheheheheeeehehehe
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Sark Week = The Legion of Crxxm
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
/does things THE RIGHT WAY
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Winston Churchill say...
/loses 49-0 on ESPN opening night
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
The British children sure did
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
/zing
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course not.
OSU would have to be “THE State.”
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jul 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
At this point, though at least they aren't lying...."INSTATE"
LOLOLOZZL
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Just add one more word
THE State Pen.
Has a nice ring to it. (And the old State Pen isn’t that far south of the ’Shoe.)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
State Penn is in Pennsyltucky
/hurrdehurrhurr
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
My uncle says that without fail everytime I see him.
He’s lucky I love him.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jul 27, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the new one
is down by your (well, I guess OUR) old stomping grounds, correct? Isn’t it in Lebanon?
Lebanon isn't that close to Miami
My hometown is a lot closer to the state mental hospital — which may explain a lot.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
True
I guess I’m bad at distances, seeing as how a drive from my old house to Lebanon, Hamilton and Miami was all about the same distance.
LOL Midwestern place names
I looked at that first line and thought “they’re on different continents, for crying out loud…”
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Time for my favorite geography joke:
Q: Where is Eaton, OH?
A: Halfway between Dayton and Marion
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jul 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for Homeland flashback
I had to drive through Eaton every time I went down to Miami.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Other great Ohio places
Lima
Houston
Russia
Berlin
Rio Grande
Versailles
None of which are pronounced the way they’d be in the language/geography from which they are borrowed.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Ri-oh Grand
Don’t tell me about that place. I was just there for threeve hours the other day for work. SIGH
Only time, I believe, that a guy from an NAIA school
was named a consensus all-american.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Oregon, Wisconsin
DAMMNIT, PRONOUNCE IT CORRECTLY, INBRED SWINE.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
But north of Cuba.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Not in texas county though right?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd burn the town to the ground.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
If they name something after my state, then they NAME something after my STATE.
Why hello, place of Oregnn, Ohio.
Ahhh, yes
Lye-ma
House-ton
Rooshie
Bear-lin
Ri-oh Grand
Ver-sales
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Rage inducing:
DES PLAINES: Des Plaines
DES MOINES: De Moyne
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
How about this geographical fun...
Sandusky, OH; Upper Sandusky, OH; Sandusky County, OH.
Sandusky is the county seat of Erie County and is 55 miles north-northeast of Upper Sandusky.
Upper Sandusky is the county seat of Wyandot County.
Sandusky County’s county seat is Fremont, OH.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Ah yes, all the way over in the thumb
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Part of that makes sense
Sandusky is where the Sandusky River flows into Lake Erie. The river flows south-to-north, so Upper Sandusky is up river from Sandusky.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Oh, I know that.
It’s still fun to see people boggle over it, though.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I've also been to Upper Scioto Valley
It’s a HS in Kenton County. They started a football team while I was in school and, literally, converted a cow pasture into a football field. It was still . . . uhhh . . . pretty bumpy.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Driven through, but never stopped in Kenton County
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Got a letter
Knew I didn’t want to go there from the start, so I didn’t waste their time.
The only OAC school I would’ve considered is John Carroll, and that’s because my parents went there.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
What? You mean you didn't want to go to MOUNT ONION?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
If I was going to play for a .500 D3 team, I was going to get a damn good education out of it.
So, no
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Mount Onion
LULZ
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/ Polar Bear trollin'
ONU has a nice little football field, which they share with Ada HS, so that was a good place for road games.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The county part, not so weird though.
Wichita, Kansas is not in Wichita County, Kansas.
Heck, for that matter, Adair, Oklahoma isn’t in Adair County, Oklahoma.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I present to you
- The Shenandoah Valley
- Shenandoah County (in the Shenandoah Valley)
- The Shenandoah River (North and South fork)
- The Town of Shenandoah (actually in Page county, which is over the mountain from Shenandoah County)
- Senedo road (the old spelling of Shenandoah)
- plus a million businesses with Shenandoah in the name
I love my home, but we’re not real creative when it comes to place names.
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Jul 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
that's just peachy
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jul 27, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
West St. Paul is south of the west side of St. Paul which is south of downtown.
You can’t explain that!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 27, 2011 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
It's still ridiculous.
If anything’s West St. Paul, it’s that gaudy monstrosity you call Minneapolis.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 27, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, there are some goofy ones.
Wyoming, MN, for instance.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
well..
you guys could take THE State.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Though I have heard "O-State" before...
usually from Michiganders.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Who the fuck says that?
That’s awful. I’ve never heard that before
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
UM peoples...
Though I’m not sure which bugs me more, O-State or “Ohio”.
Ohio is green and white and according to DG, must be destroyed
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
University of Ohio? Destroyed? Why?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I've never heard anyone anywhere ever call Oregon State "state"
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
I thought only generic schools in movies got called "State"
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's funny that every time some movie or TV show
coughs up a “Something State” as a fictional school, some school in that state turns around and renames itself. (See: Texas State, Minnesota State…)
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Which ones are left?
Virginia State? Maine State?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Virginia State is an HBCU in Petersburg
I think they’re Division II and play in the CIAC.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The fact that we have
a Virginia Commonwealth University and a Virginia State University confuses the hell out of me. Not that I get them mixed up, but why do we have both?
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Jul 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, make up your damned minds people
/ lives in Maryland
// we have a school named after a TV dinner (Salisbury State)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
VPI&SU
VIPPY SUE!
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
The irony of VPI&SU
is that it was never meant to be a permanent name.
The Tech president who pushed that through in the ’70s had an eventual goal of VT taking the name Virginia State University. The school then known as Virginia State College would have been subsumed as a secondary campus, basically as an afterthought.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
IUPUI
OOEY POOEY!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 27, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT OUR HATED AND TRADITIONAL RIVALS LIKE THAT.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 27, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
"Go Fighting County Seats!"
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
There actually already is a Virginia State.
It’s an HBCU.
Technically, one would want to avoid Massachusetts State and Connecticut State (the original names for UMass and UConn), as well as Maryland State (now Maryland-Eastern Shore). You’d probably want to avoid New York State too, to avoid confusion with SUNY.
Which leaves as unused: Maine State, Vermont State, New Hampshire State, Rhode Island State, New Jersey State (although I use this to refer to Rutgers), Wisconsin State, Nebraska State, Wyoming State, Nevada State, Alaska State, and Hawai’i State.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Rutgers is technically also SUNJ, I believe
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
If you're counting that
Virginia Tech is really Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University. Meaning we have Virginia State Universities. We really need to get our shit together in the school naming department.
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Jul 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
TCU is technically,
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
East Carolina University
the 51st state?
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jul 27, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
There is no "Nebraska State"
There are several “state colleges” – in Peru (SE Nebraska), Wayne (NE Nebraska), and Chadron (way the hell out and gone in NW Nebraska).
by Albino Tornado on Jul 26, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck Chadron
But to a lesser extent than you would fuck UNO
/LoperPride
by MacularDegenerate on Jul 27, 2011 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions
a Loper? Like, you actually exist?
And are sober enough to post?
/Can’t spell drunk without UNK
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 27, 2011 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions
He's not the only Loper around here.
Unless BigRedLoper changed his username.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
That'd be me, yeah.
I was less than impressed with the originality put on display with the old name.
by MacularDegenerate on Jul 27, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Wait, there's a sobriety limit here?
by MacularDegenerate on Jul 27, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor had....
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, Minnesota State will be Mankato State til I die.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 26, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit doesn't even make sense
I’ll never understand why they renamed Mankato and Moorhead, but didn’t do the same for Bemidji, St. Cloud, Winona, and Marshall. If they’d just renamed ONE of them, that makes sense. If they renamed ALL of them, that makes sense.
But what really doesn’t make sense in light of all that is Mankato’s insistence on being called Minnesota State, despite the existence of… well, another Minnesota State which was renamed basically at the same time and from which it requires disambiguation. I can understand Missouri State and Texas State, because there’s no competing institution.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
They just get pissy, and rag on their record against us
Mainly because we’ve got everything they dont; conference affiliation that gets us an auto bid to the BCS, respect from the national media, and we ALWAYS jump them if we both go undefeated. The last part just gives me a warm fuzzy. But they get up on a reeeeeeeeeeeally high horse when talking about Oregon.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
No, it's AMERICAN
/fuckin communists
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I haz a happee
had dinner at Culver’s tonight, followed by some time at an indoor firing range. I popped the cherry on my new Ruger P95, and put a couple of clips worth of holes in paper.
Now back home, watching the Braves take on the Bucs…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Syracuse gonna win the Big East this year?
Syracuse gonna win the Big East this year.
/Has officially drunk the Kool-Aid
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
LOLHOSE
well I guess somebody has to
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Someone from the Syracuse/Pittsburgh/WVU triumvirate needs to take back the place of respect that VT and Miami had
Pittsburgh and WVU both fucked that up, so now it’s Syracuse’s turn to try and lock it down.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I know it sounds crazy...
but really, ask yourself: who else is?
Holgorson will eventually be a winner at WVU I believe, but it’s his 1st year as a head coach after a truly fucked offseason and none of his own players. UCONN has a new coach. Pitt is… pitt. Rutgers? Terrible.
HOLGO CAN'T HIDE IN THE SHADOW OF LEACH AND GUNDY AT WVU
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
SOMEHOW BOISE’S NON-BLUE UNIFORMS GIVES ME HOPE
/it’s false hope
//drinks Kool-aid
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Holgorsen will jump from WVU at the first opportunity
Charlie Strong, while looking loyal before, is starting to get wandering eyes for the SEC or B1G
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking sucks
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, no they don't.
In fact, I would argue forcefully that any school capable of going from “no football team at all” to “ranked #2 in the country” in the space of a decade automatically kicks ALL of our asses on the “we don’t suck” scale.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
/Big East
It’s Florida for fucks sake.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
/quakes in terror
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
PLZ TO REFILL IZ RUNNING LOW THX
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
/Ben Hansborough cries about lack of recognition
//proceeds to get locked down by Brad f’in Wanamaker.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
/Ben still beats Uconn twice
//Uconn wins title
///ACS still has RAEG he isn’t talking about
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
BOTTLING IS HEALTHY OK
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I see no problem with the Knight
/WHOSE THE BITCH NOW BRANDON? GLAD YOU PICKED KENTUCKY OVER UCONN NOW HUH?
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Thad. Motta.
/dropsmic
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
See, I didn't think he coached all that badly
it was his refusal to use more than 6 players and our inability to contend with friggin’ Josh Harrelson that killed us
With that team
All it should have taken to win was 6 players. It’s ridiculous that OSU didn’t run away with the title.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh please
Plenty of teams have won the tournament playing a thin rotation.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You didn't watch the team all year long
They were gassed in the B1G tournament, somehow won anyway. Beat the snot out of George Mason and then looked exhausted. Jared Sullinger couldn’t even jump in the 2nd half of the UK game. Craft wasn’t doing his normal hound-the-shit-out-of-the-other-team’s-PG. Lighty and Buford were clanking open shots because they had no lift in their legs.
That's cause Sullinger is a fat ass
/joemorgan.jpg
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Um
Isn’t Matta’s entire fucking strategy based around a thin rotation? Isn’t this what he does EVERY year?
I swear we’ve had this discussion before
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I also think it's stupid
But, well, I’m biased.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember when Uconn beat highly ranked MSU in Maui?
/a new angle for our hate
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, congratulations, you beat the second worst team in Izzo's career at MSU
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
You still have the Final Four win
/still pissed
//fuck your home court advantage
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a lovely game, wasn't it?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
/waiting for londonjoe to voice his opinion
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Like middle schoolers fumbling clumsily at the buttons of victory
compared to what happened next
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I am glad you enjoyed your semi-pro basketball team that year
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
They had Psycho-T...
They were semi-retarded as well.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
my team wasn't very good
Davidson was ok, Duke was not
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
At least we could have given UNC a game
Honestly, I’d rather lose to Izzo than “ruh-roh” Roy
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha, I'm remembering Ruh Roh Roy for future use
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Let your bottling out
It won’t help when the realization that Notre Dame will never win the conference gets tacked on to that raeg from the UConn games.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
?
/looks at number of Uconn players in NBA
//looks at Hall of fame coach
???
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh?
I’m confused now.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
drunj
thought you said “raeg that Uconn wins games” or something
….
…
FUCK CUSE
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
LISTEN ASSHOLE
YOU MAY PLAY FAST AND LOOSE WITH THE RULES NOW BUT JUST YOU WAIT!
/patiently waiting for Calhoun to go away so UConn doesn’t matter anymore.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
We got Kevin Ollie.
He can sell his ability to create a 12(?) year NBA career with no real talent. Plus, we own africa when it comes to recruiting.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
/Sees African Recruiting
//Raises a Kueth Duany and Baye Moussa Keita.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
/Thabeet goes #2
//Ater Majok goes to Lakers
The goal is to make the NBA NickBloomfield, Uconn has successfully done this.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on
Getting a 7 footer to the NBA isn’t that hard. Fuck, even Fab Melo will likely get drafted.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what people say about me.
full of shit. All of them.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
She'd swat your weak-ass game and throw in the Mutombo Finger Wag.
by ElRocco337 on Jul 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who wants to ....
… sorry, can’t finish the drill.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 26, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
well...i...um...
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
speechless =/= weak
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not always a bad thing.
Sometimes instead of saying something, it causes a reaction.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck that.
My line is NO where near where you went.
I was just slower and after everyone else’s lines, mine were lame.
Y’all should know when y’all find my line i will go batshit fuckin crazy on you
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
To be honest, Thabeet was a fucking BEAST in college
With him on the floor. our guards could do whatever the fuck they wanted on defense
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
O RLY?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
He wasn't the reason we lost to y'all
That was Kemba
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck that dirty fucking piece of shit
Mike Haywood was just showing his wife how Pitt basketball plays D
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You're calling Blair dirty while defending Thabeet?
/pot kettle, kettle pot, etc.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
You just couldn't stay quit NickBloomfield could you?
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
My computer just issued an Amber Alert based on that picture.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
by emc503 on Jul 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm not trying to say he was the cleanest player ever
He’s hand checking dudes in Australia now.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was New Zealand?
Also, the Kings of Handchecks are Louisville and whoever the highest profile guard on Nova is
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
he is challenging Tubberville for the 'Weird Ears" award
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, there was a guy in Milli Vanilli?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
GRANPAPPY FLANNERY MCPOTATOE FACE BOTTLED UP HIS RAGE AT THE ORANGE
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU’RE BETTER THAN GRANDPAPPY?
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
FUCK THAT GUY FOUR TIMES
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The anti-hippie sentiment is questionable around here at times
but, dammit, Grateful Dead’s Reckoning is a good fucking album.
"Smooth like butter" - my friend Big Joe
Well, now I have to listen to it.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm #teamantihippie
but I’ve got a lot of respect for the Grateful Dead. However, the 45 minute version of Dark Star on my iPod is a little excessive. I have three different songs by them that are that long. Must be one of those things that only make sense while high. Friend of the Devil is one of the best songs of all time though.
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Jul 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
AMERICAN BEAUTY SIR!
/Box of Rain scene from Freaks and Geeks, Top 10 TV scene of all time
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I wore out a cassette tape (yes, I'm that old) of Deadicated
The 1991 Dead tribute album with folks like Lyle Lovett covering Dead tunes. It’s worth chasing up on whatever formats it might be on these days.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Damn you Clint Hurdle.
Everybody and their brother knew the squeeze was coming. Everybody.
And in even worse news for the Pirates McLouth and Fredi Gonzalez just got tossed.
Update:
Spotted Cow: Still as delicious as advertised
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
OH FUCK YOU OSU
Their latest little trick?
They’ve declared Pryor permanently ineligible and banned him from association with the program for five years.
Do you all know what this means, in practical terms?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
...
7-5?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
He's no longer eligible for the booster-sponsored pension plan?
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jul 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
fuck all?
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
/Cam Newton nods knowingly
//and smiles
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
it gets to disassociate itself from the scandal?
pryor doesn’t have to learn to speak canadian? (which I wish he really would have had to)
Pryor can go to the NFL? NCAA gives them wrist slap?
Oh, no excuses when Michigan wins this year, right.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Pryor can go to the NFL.
OSU just rewarded the fucker.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
He did help give them Sugar Bowl money.
That they don’t have to give back. It’s the least they could do.
Will work for football.
AL. DAVIS.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
That makes him eligible for the supplemental draft
That was probably the point.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure glad OSU is being heavy-handed and dealing retribution
toward those who have harmed them. It warms my heart.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
/fines Jim Tressel $250K to show the NCAA they mean business
//insists he’s going to pay the fine
///gives him money instead
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
/ dips Gee's bowtie in gravy as a sign of penance
// most significant negative outcome at OSU to date
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
///makes Gee eat bowtie in Port-O-John
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Obligatory
"I'm holding a seashell up to my ear son, and I can hear an ocean of I-don't-give-a-shit." --Paul Johnson, as portrayed by Spencer Hall
There is a Twitter account. Like Chan Gailey, it's consistently mediocre.
by The Missing T on Jul 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
This is a fantastic picture
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
YAIS
thank you, sir!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It means he is eligible for the supplemental draft, which he might not have been otherwise
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Can they even do that?
NCAA is who determines eligibility, not tOSU. Pryor could still transfer to D2 and play immediately, which means he is still eligible to compete in college.
I think they can say he was ineligible to play at OSU
even if the NCAA said he was eligible to play. Maybe he would have been kicked off the team eventually.
But he would HAVE to transfer to keep playing.
Which means his circumstances have changed, which is what the NFL requires.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Jacksonville State?
"I'm holding a seashell up to my ear son, and I can hear an ocean of I-don't-give-a-shit." --Paul Johnson, as portrayed by Spencer Hall
There is a Twitter account. Like Chan Gailey, it's consistently mediocre.
by The Missing T on Jul 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
49-48
NEVER FORGET
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
yikes!
i keep forgetting that you’re an OM guy! i always have to look out for Queen Hoka & Ghost of Jay Cutler, My bad!
/remembers Maine
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe he's just ineligible to play at OSU, and disassociated from the university for 5 years...
no free tickets, no using the athletic facilities(which is a perk extended to pretty much all former players, and is taken advantage of quite liberally)
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
.I just took an adventure through Yahoo comments
I will never make fun of ESPN comments ever again.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
Sometime I wonder how Hinton puts up with that shit
Then I realized he just doesn’t read them.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
DocSaturday is my place for straight reporting (that and Ted Miller)
EDSBS for humor and analysis
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Miller isn't a bad read
I’m a fan of Rittenberg as well
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
ON THE OTHER HAND
GRAHAGHGHGHGHG ‘VERY LIKELY LOSS’ FOR GOPHERS AT USC HOW CAN HE SAY THIS THIS IS SUCH A FUCKING TRAVESTY
/god help me I half believe this
I mean, I kind of understand where he's coming from on that prediciton
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
TIM DAMNED BREWSTER had us leading moments into the 4th quarter, as I recall.
Let me repeat, TIM MOTHERFUCKING BREWSTER. And that was with one less year of Kifderp applied to USC.
Honest to god, I expect that game to go down to the final moments at worst. Something is wrong with me.
Jerry Kill I hope he's a step up I honestly do.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
USC WILL GO 1-1 AGAINST MINNESOTA AND SYRACUSE THIS IS A THING.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
THE (INSERT HATED DENOMINATION/RACE/REGION HERE) ARE TO BLAME FOR (INSERT BAD THING THAT HAPPENED)
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
"ERRYWON DUN KNOWED THAT IT WUD THA DAM FINNISH."
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
All right, everyone, say goodbye to NickBloomfield.
He’s going to live with a nice family upstate.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I was referring to Yahoo sports comments
That’s spidery?
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Not spidery at all.
I thought you meant Yahoo Answers or something like that.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
/opens door to NDNation
//pushes NickBloomfield in
///ACS now has to venture to NDNation to call for Jeeves
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
JEFFREY WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN MY SHAVING WATER IS TWO DEGREES OFF CANT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
NO, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO
I’LL GO TO SCOUT FORUMS, ANYTHING BUT NDNATION!
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Scout<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Rivals
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
NDNation is awesome
It provides proof for any negative claim you would want to make about the ND fan base.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Oh that's just genius
A rec for you
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
MAKE HIM READ THE POLITICAL BOARD!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
/puts cigar out in poor's eye
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
by emc503 on Jul 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You sick fuck.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DID I OFFEND YOUR FAMILY AT SOME POINT?
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
You didn’t offend them enough.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, just that you should expect some nice men in white coats with a very special white coat just for you
Dont worry about the buckles. And yes, the arms are supposed to be that long.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
I still contest that CNN's comments are worse
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I strongly recommend the South Bend Tribune comments.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
AL.com says hello
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
or, hell, the AJC
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/spasm
"I'm holding a seashell up to my ear son, and I can hear an ocean of I-don't-give-a-shit." --Paul Johnson, as portrayed by Spencer Hall
There is a Twitter account. Like Chan Gailey, it's consistently mediocre.
by The Missing T on Jul 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Detroit Free Press also has a fine section.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
OH GOD
SO AWFUL
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Do their commenters
think Mitch Albom is a brilliant journalist?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
It... well...
let’s just say any further discussion down this road will yield several dinosaurs chasing us down the street, possibly in racecars.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
GRRRROOOOWWWWWWNNNNNNNN ASSSSSSSSSS MMMMMEEEENNNNNNNNN
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I think it must be said.
Fox. News. .Com.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
they have a web site?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ALL newspaper comment sections suck
Even for the quality papers. They claim that newspapers are losing mass circulation, but, from the looks of things, they sure as hell have hung on to the stupid people.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That's because only stupid people still buy newspapers.
/trollintrollintrollinkeepthosedogiesmovin
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
/ still has four dailies delivered to the house
// feels old and dumb
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Reading the New Yorker makes me feel like a real grownup
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
my sister, who is younger than I am
gets me a subscription every year. I read it voraciously
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I rip through it in two days on my morning commute
The reporting is fantastic.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
I get all pissy with the economic reporting sometimes, and I think Hertzberg is wrong a lot, but yes, I love the reporting
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I glance through the econ section
I’m woefully lacking in Econ knowledge. I know just enough to be dangerous.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
no......... not really
they actually are really good on their fundamentals. the guy who wrote the post monetarist stuff is really clever. I actually have problems with their more keynesian guys.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Shhhh on the theoritical value judgements
I just need the tools to form my own opinion
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
GOLD IS A FUCKING COMMODITY JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS VALUING, SAY, PIGS EARS FOR SOME INTRINSIC PIGGYNESS
/pours one out for pig belly futures
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jul 26, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
BACON
HAM
PORK CHOPS
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
/porks to drink
wait, what?
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 26, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep. We get that one too.
I leave the paper copy at home for the rest of the familial unit and download it on my iPad to take on my myriad plane trips.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I miss things on the online versions
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So do I sometimes . . .
. . . but I can carry one iPad in lieu of three magazines and several newspapers that I otherwise would want to bring along.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Honestly, I'd make the argument
that the stupid people in the comment sections are the people who’ve STOPPED buying the newspaper.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I wonder what Fox News comments are like.
NO NO PLEASE DON’T THROW ME IN WITH THAT THING IT’LL EAT ME
Sources have given us a picture of their comment section.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe this is just stating the obvious
But any internet website that hosts political discussions turns into a feces slinging bullshit party faster than a monkey outing to Pamplona.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
This is not ALWAYS true
but I think the exceptions effectively prove the rule.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
ESPN.com's Adam Schefter has learned that Fox News's comments section is a spider pit
(By clicking into the site to read Jay Glazer’s work.)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I, who VOLUNTARILY read the NDNation political board
have never dared to venture there.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, he was born between 1988 and 1993.
So his logic center is totally fucked.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Well... um... I got nothing.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I am a late Humanity 1.0 model
and the warranty is now expired.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah yes. So, what do you do when shit breaks?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
C:\BOOZE\RUN
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
But booze is incompatible with my anti-virus software...
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
likker fixes stomach viruses.
not that i’d know or anything.
“BURN IT OUT!”
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
C:\NERDZ\RUN
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
/watches anime
//plays vidya
///ff8
ERROR: ABORT, RETRY, FAIL
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
"This warranty void if entering law school"
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Yes, ACS is a pre-recall model.
Any issues he has are simply the result of non-warranted mechanical failure.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Was born in 1990
/Not sure what that means.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
HEHEHEHE, CLEM, THOSE EIGHT LEGS OF YOURS TICKLE SOMETHIN AWFUL
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Please, you fuckers already aren't goin---SHIT SPIDERS
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
A+B*C+D= not worth the recall
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I just realized that every Division I college football player is defective.
Except Brandon Weeden, of course.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
BYU says hai
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I just read one comment thread
I felt a part of my soul die. If i had a soul left.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
You must have felt something else die. You have no soul
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, I do
It’s just on the year-long farewell tour
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
You ever been to Top-Law-Schools.com?
The people on the website convinced me that lawl skool wasn’t worth the headache of dealing with people like that
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
...may have, um, posted a handful of times.
Got sick of it fast. Realized it was a cycle of self doubt and insanity. Needed it to get through LSAT stress, though. that and a pack of cigarettes.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Seriously?
I must be the most well behaved engineer ever!
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a bad case
of the stresses, the crazy girlfriend, and the dumbs. I was turning to everything to help me out, and the only thing that worked was changing my major to something that didn’t make me hate myself.
Engineering may be y’all’s cup of tea. It wasn’t mine.
it happens.
Big believer in doing things to make you happy. and look how awesome you are now!
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
BUT YOU GOT A 172 EMC503,
CLEARLY YOU ARE DOOMED TO ROT AWAY AT IN THE BOTTOM OF THE T14
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
...not that I've spent waaaaay too much time thinking about this or anything
/may have LSAC, LSN and UCBerkeley tabs open in another browser
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
POINTS TO CAPTAIN MORGAN PAYING $TEXAS TO IGGY FOR PASSENGER
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Tee hee
Christian Martinez about to sid bream some shit
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
quality
this is
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, who really want pittsburgh to win.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Mmm tastes like sockpuppet
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/passes out tin foil hats
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Jose Bautista dogged it until Selig told him he could use his natural talents in Toronto?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/dancingtroll.jpg
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck I want to go to bed dammit
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yuck
fuck that. i was drunk as fuck (as usual) bitching about a lightning strike.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish I could get drunk like you.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
if ya say so.
fairly sure i am hacking years offa my life. but hell, its enjoyable.
/makes another drink
//lights another smoke
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Just the shitty years at the end
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Like the useless brain cells, no?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Killing off the weakest ones at the back of the herd.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
also...
if you are always hungover, only the really bad ones affect you.
/sage advice
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
CoastalCowbell is slowly gaining on Mango Stasi for "Biggest BAWSE in the Commentariat"
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Just waiting for the meltdown...
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
had a few of those.
none were pretty, but only a couple ended by being arrested.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
But they haven't been on HERE yet.
and that’s key right now.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
they probably will not be live blogged on here.
my meltdowns almost always occur when i am out somewhere, or gone for the weekend. don’t usually wanna talk about em later for obvious reasons.
(and since i said that…. i reckon i’ll make a huge mess on here sometime in the next few weeks)
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
and you can't because...?
there’s a gigantic coked up tiger there?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
the braves they cannot winz
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Okay, I'm abandoning you all now.
If you don’t see me tomorrow, you may assume that I have… “reformatted” a Humanity 2.0 device, and may be in dire need of legal representation.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Arkansas and/or Oklahoma
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike Brown, he is an asshole
but I’m not sure I don’t see what he’s saying
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
the owner of the Bengals?
Oh no, we can’t set a bad precedent, because if we let Palmer leave via trade then we’re giving in to his demands.
HEY MIKEY BOY, HOW ABOUT YOU FIX THE REASON STAR PLAYERS WANT TO LEAVE THE FRANCHISE IN THE FIRST PLACE; NAMELY, THE LACK OF AN INDOOR PRACTICE FACILITY AND OTHER FACILITIES THAT THE SMALLEST BIG EAST SCHOOL PROBABLY HAS IN ITS LOCKER ROOM. ALSO, HIRE A GODDAMN GM. THANK YOU. THIS IS A RECORDING.
by broski on Jul 26, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec
& like i told Greyshirted/Pete, if the Aint’s can win it, everyone but the Browns can win it. Eventually.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
/sigh
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
jk
Lerner’s moving to England full time
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
credit to MikeLew for calling me on the Browns point on twitter
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I was at a wedding where the wife was a bengals fan and the husband a steelers fan
they had orange beer coozies, yellow beer coozies, and orange towels, and yellow towels. LOTS of orange towels and beer coozies left over.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Please, everyone leaves because of the chili
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"chili"
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jul 26, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"meat flavored chocolate"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
is... is this a Skyline reference?
been to one once.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
going down or coming up?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If you throw up after eating Skyline
you’re a gash. Or you’ve mixed it with copious amounts of booze.
Looks the same going in and coming out
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
uhh, well.. it was in Dayton.
and no sir, not really. i was also shocked to see a place that offered fresh seafood. didnt get within 100ft of that place.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahahaha.
“Fresh” seafood in Dayton. Run away.
I’m just accepting that I have strange taste in food.
the Skyline place was right across the parking lot from my hotel.
and it was snowing, so my deep south ass wasnt driving anywhere! wasnt awful, but Krystal’s chili is better.
/arms anti-arcraft guns
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Good rule of thumb: there is nothing good in Dayton
/NMUSAF is the exception to the rule
//also was rather fond of hot head burritos
the day i flew to Dayton
it was ~80 in Pensacola & there was snow on the ground up in that God-forsaken place. More fell every day i was there. It made me understand folks like Devidee & the like.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, the Air Force Museum is AWESOME.
Every time I go through Ohio (which isn’t often, thankfully), I make sure I go.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
You should try the SAC, er Strategic Air and Space Museum
Between Omaha and Lincoln.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 27, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
If I ever go to Nebraska, I'm sure I will.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
It's got everything from Goblins to Peacemakers
Can’t decide between turbofans and turboprops? We got both!
by Albino Tornado on Jul 27, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
All of such are represented at NMUSAF.
However it’s still definitely on my list of places to go. Near the top, actually…
Let's see...
I’ve been to:
*Florida Air Museum in Lakeland
*Kennedy Space Center
*EAA Museum in Oshkosh
*Both Smithsonians
*NMUSAF
*Evergreen Air Museum
*Boeing Air Museum
*Huntsville Air and Space Museum
*… and probably a couple more.
Are there any other great ones I should visit? I’m making a list…
/checking it twice.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
And the Intrepid is on my list, just haven't had a chance to go.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
And I've been to Fantasy of Flight.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
You need to add Pensacola to your list.
And the Pacific Aviation Museum here in Hawaii if you’re ever out this way.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
You know what, I can't believe I've never been to Pensacola.
And we’ve even got a plane we’ve been trying to get them to buy. I’ve got a week off at the end of August, might have to take a day trip. Is it on the naval base, and if so, can I fly in?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
Don't really know, it's been years since I've been.
But the museum was very well done. I do know it’s open to the public, not just the military.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I can see that.
It’s not fun when you’ve got two sleeping children in the car.
/darn random checks waking up my kids…
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I can possibly do you one better.
Oregon plates (in FL), trunk full of random crazy bullshit because we drove straight through (and back) from AZ, with (cough cough) people that didn’t necessarily look like native US citizens.
It took a few minutes.
See, they have potential reasons to stop you.
Mostly the fact that you don’t have a base sticker or military ID
The frustration I reference above was simply because we were the fourth car through, and they had raised the threat level (real or for exercise purposes) to institute random checks of all vehicles. (This was in Japan at our base there, just for reference). So there was no real reason to stop my car, other than randomness. I understand why it needs to be done, but forcing me to take my 2 sleeping children out of the car is not going to make me happy.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I wasn't offended by any means.
However, it was a frustrating addition to our 34hr drive.
/not nearly as frustrating as my colleague-limited museum-visit duration
Looks like there is an airport about 5 miles away that will take you to the museum.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
KSC
EAA
Oshkosh proper
Smithsonian on the Mall
Udvar-Hazy
Evergreen
Museum of Flight (it is emphatically not the Boeing Air Museum)
NMUSAF (including glorious access via CAC)
Pima Air and Space Museum (IMPORTANT)
AMARC via above (IMPORTANT)
Titan Missile Museum via above (IMPORTANT)
SoDak Air and Space Museum (at Ellsworth AFB)
Pensacola (IMPORTANT)
Ooo, yes, the Pima museum is definately on the list.
Also should probably add Chino.
I call it the Boeing Air Museum because it’s on Boeing field, and It’s the easiest way for me to remember it.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
This is not true.
Or at least it wasn’t. For all I know, she no longer lives there, but man was she a blast.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
MORE AWESOME CAPTAIN MORGAN MUSIC
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Intentionally walk Jason Heyward
LOLWUT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And it worked.
If Hurdle doesn’t bring in Hanrahan soon I’m going to drive the 8 hours to Atlanta and beat him with a tire iron.
I've never seen the braves give less of a shit during a series and not lose horribly
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
since that rain delay
yurgh
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Les Miles: Sounds like Leo Dicaprio in Inception
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
EDSBS SHOUT OUT ON SPORTSCENTER
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
troof
i’ve heard him mention our abode several times. if we ever get a maryland homer, we can collar him with it, right?
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
YesYesYes
that is the only ESPNRadio i’ll listen to at work. although it cuts an hour outta Finebaum. gotta make choices, right?
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish he had 11-2 Central, so I wouldn't have an hour
of Rome v Cowherd. Oddly enough, silence tends to win that hour.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 26, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Van Pelt and the seldom-seen Yeti that Kenny Mayne has become.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
BUT BUT BUT
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Truffle?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
What'd he do?
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Not everything hunny.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 26, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
IF SCOTT VAN PELT READS EDSBS, THEN HE KNOWS THAT CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU
IF HE ISN’T GOING TO REPORT THE FACTS, HE CAN SHUT UP. GOOD HOOKERS WILL CONTINUE TO DIE UNLESS THE NATIONAL MEDIA IS WILLING TO INFORM THE PUBLIC. THERE IS NO BLOOD ON MY HANDS SCOTT, BUT I CAN’T SAY THE SAME FOR YOU.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 26, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Remember, allegedly, allegedly
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
SCOTT, WHO WILL SPEAK FOR THE WHORES? WHO WILL, IF YOU WONT, SCOTT
THE LORAX? FUCK NO, HE’S A TREE HUGGER. HELP US VAN PELT, YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Folks, for those of you that know what I'm talking about, pray for me
I’m….about to read John Canzano.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
FINISHED
I think I blacked out for part of it.
But seriously, this guy is at Mariotti levels of self delusion. He just fabricates shit out of whole cloth, moralizes like no other, creates these half baked theories predicated on “unnamed, well placed sources” that are never actually verified, and has the writing style of a fourth grader.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
?
this guy is at Mariotti levels of self delusion
so… he beats women?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
There aren't many times I begrudge people
for having a job that I’m reasonably confident I could do 100% better.
Reading John Canzano for the first time was one of those times, and I couldn’t give one rip either way about Oregon.
by broski on Jul 26, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He is offensively shitty
And other sportswriters just eat it up, for some reason. He’s a bizzaro moral arbiter for Oregon sports. And every Oregon sports base hates him, because at some point or another, he’s come down from on high with one of his sermons, where he just wanks off in print to the idea of him being some journalistic crusader. His pieces are self satisfied egotism in print, and I’ve yet to see real reporting come out of his maw.
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
Then he goes on his own radio show...
… and intones, WHY WON’T (insert significant Oregon sports figure) COME ON MY SHOW AND ANSWER THESE CHARGES?!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
....
Das Twitter, just like Das Boot. Only with fewer Germans. And no boat.
by emc503 on Jul 27, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
WHAR JAMES DENIEL, WHAR
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
Shit, just don't waste your time.
Might as well go stick pins in your dick to see how the pain compares to your first breakup.
MURDERERS ROW 2.0 SHAFER MARTINEZ.... PRADO
fuckity fuck fuck
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
CHRISTIAN MARTINEZ!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
2nd big hit of his Braves Career!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
And the pitcher gets a hit.
I hate this team. I’m 90% sure the Pirates lead the league in hits allowed to opposing pitchers.
Sid Bream offers his condolences.
/is going directly to hell
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DAVID JUSTICE SCORES AND SID BREAM STOPS AT.... NO WAIT SID BREAM ROUNDS THIRD BASE! HES COMING HOME!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
THE THROW TO THE PLATE IS... NOT IN TIME! THE BRAVES WILL BE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm pretty sure that Sid Bream was not a pitcher, though
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jul 27, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Could've been with last nights game
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't Grilli a brave at some point?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
not at any point we'd wanna remember, i'd wager.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE START FALL CAMP
It’s not a good sign that I’m already sick of the Crist vs. Rees vs. Hendrix/Golson debate and we’re not even in August yet. We’ve only got another month of this crap before FOOTBAW….
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
MASSA!
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I live 5 miles from Myrtle Beach high school.
I’ve seen Golson beat down every team in Horry County at least once and he raped my alma mater 3 years in a row.
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, yeah, truth be told I'm probably #teamGolson
but the bottom line right now is short of having watched them for 3 years in HS, no one on the internet “knows” who should be starting. The Blue-Gold game tells us nothing, and none of us saw spring practice. None of us will be evaluating the August practices. Statistically Crist and Rees were close, and there are arguments to be made for each, but nothing definitive, yet people treat is as such. And Hendrix and Golson are largely unknowns, at least at the collegiate level.
I just hope Golson sticks around, because he’s probably going to get saved this year, and Crist, Rees, and Hendrix could all be back next year as well. I don’t think you start a freshman this year in order to keep him around, but I wouldn’t mind seeing him in situational play to keep him interested in staying. Crist has the physical tools to play drop-back, but I’m not sure he’s ever going to understand the offense or be as accurate as he needs to be. Rees is scrappy but not going to wow anyone. Hendrix/Golson is where this is going, and I think Golson can be our [insert Oregon QB not named Masoli]
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Eh, truth be told I'm probably #ihatenotredamebutthethoughtofalocalboyplayinginthatstadiumiskickass.
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
So, Golson then. I'm down with that.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
You and I have been around and around on this but for the record I think you're vastly overstating Rees's play last year.
He was solid and made some plays but his stats were worse in just about every major individual category than Crist’s. The main difference is that the defense and running game were better while he was starting so the team won more games. He just does not have the physical tools to make all the throws so he won’t ever be the long term solution at starting QB. As long as the choice is between him and Crist it will be Crist.
Hendrix and Golson are obviously the future of the program and it makes sense to start to get some clarity on which one will be the top dog going forward ASAP but I hope Kelly can do that without burning Golson’s redshirt.
Actually, I think the stats (mildly) support Crist
Tommy did “better” in the win column because the defense stepped up finally, Kelly toned things down and ran the ball, and we played 4 teams that weren’t as bad as we thought they were.
I’m not comfortable, really, with Crist or Rees, but I can see either of them improving enough to be a good starting QB. Crist could make real strides in year 2 as a starter, like other QB’s in the past, and let things develop rather than forcing them and having balls in the dirt or in the stands as much as he has. Rees could take things over and overcome some of his physical shortcomings by smart play and grasp of the offense. I could see either of those. I could also see neither of those.
The “best” scenario, I think , is Crist really turns it on, goes nuts, has a great season, and goes pro. Rees is the capable backup, but Hendrix gets some PT in the form of packages designed for him. Golson sits, but with the understanding that Kelly wants to save his year and he’ll be full-up competitive the following spring for the starting job. Rees fulfills his Evan Sharpley role next year as well backing up Golson or Hendrix.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Looks like it's been quiet here for a while
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 27, 2011 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
Yep, I'm heading to bed.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
Squidbilles is on.
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I just got back from Captain America
Surprisingly good
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 27, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought it would bad.
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
^would be bad.
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
It was amazing by any means
But did a great job of tying in a ton of Avengers facts
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 27, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Well...you know...
Damnit
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 27, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
7.9/10 on IMDB is pretty good.
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
74% on RT.
So about the same.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
Anybody else still watching the Braves game?
It’s now in the bottom of the 17th inning
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
What's the score?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
3-3, no runs since Atlanta scored 3 in the 3rd
Heyward grounded out, but Julio Lugo just got his third hit of the game…I thought he retired at least two years ago.
Also, holy shit, I thought I was done with that damn Tomahawk Chop once I left Tallahassee, but apparently not.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Game 1-Anyone still up watching 0
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 27, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
It's gotten so bad, pitchers are actually having to hit for themselves, because all the bench guys have been used.
Scott Proctor is up for his first at bat since 2007
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
And we're off to inning #18, still 3-3
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
And the Pirates STILL haven't used their closer...
wonder how long they’ll go before bringing him in, or if they run out a position player before him.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
LYLE OVERBAY IS GOOD AT BASEBALL
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
No matter how much you say that, nobody will trade you for him...
not even if you pick up his salary and only ask for a bag of balls in return.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
On the other hand, I'm still in first place in the trivia for today.
41 players have played in this game, 26 hits, 33 LOB, 141 plate appearances, 509 pitches….but we’re not done yet!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
And of course he shows me up with a single to start the 18th
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Yeah I was shocked by that.
I was hoping for the Platinum Sombrero that has diamond encrusted trim.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Only one K, but prior to that hit he was 1-8 on the day
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
My bad
Still a lot of suck right there
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Oh my, yes
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
*counting that hit
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm about to get in the car, drive the 10ish minutes to Turner field and murder that little kid
who keeps yelling “let’s go pirates” in the world’s highest pitched voice. and his parents for letting he stay up this late. Then I’m going to send my boss an e-mail asking him to blame that homeplate umpire for lettting this go on so long.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Not a court in the world would convict you.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Gotta admire them for staying for the whole game, though.
I was once at a game in Fenway where Randy Johnson had dominated the Red Sox for 8 innings- my parents insisted we leave, because my brother was tired…Missed a Mo Vaughn walk-off grand slam, and I won’t leave a game early ever again.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
My dad is the king of leave at the sixth inning to beat the traffic
I’ve never missed a great game because I’m such bad luck, but I like to see things through.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
I'd love to know how many of the people still there are people I know.
There can’t be too many non-college kids out there. It’s 1:13 AM. If I didn’t work, I’d totally be all about this, get hammered, and sober up without really having any problems.
I’ll leave baseball games early if we’re getting beat bad or up big, and the folks I’m with want to go, especially if it’s a date. But football, sorry sweetheart. I’m staying until this thing is completely over. I don’t care if you are hemorraghing from some wierdass cut you have on your foot
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't take girls to baseball games on dates, because I get too involved in the game...
and I hate to leave early, so I let everyone know beforehand that, if they’re going to the game with me, we’re staying until the end.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
This
I don’t care about baseball, so I’m fine with getting there in the 2nd inning and leaving in the 7th. It’s about the experience of going to a game, and I have no real vested interest in any team.
Football, however…I don’t care if it’s a HS 2A game in a state I’ve never lived in. You stay, because it’s football.
/only exception is if you’re with small kids and the choice is leave and put them to bed, or stay and have to kill one of them.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
If the catcher has a concussion and has to leave the game, who do you run out there?
What pitcher do you make catch?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Are they completely out of position players?
It would be much better to put a 3rd baseman behind the plate and a utility player at 3rd (or at SS and move SS to 3rd or something) than to put a pitcher there.
Completely out of position players...
unless they move a 3B back there, move an OF to 3B, and stick a pitcher in the OF, maybe…
I think the Braves only have their starting rotation left on the bench, while the Pirates have their rotation and their closer left still
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
When Hudson was at Auburn he played CF when he wasn't pitching
because he could hit like a BAWSE
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he roped the ball in college
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
It's sad
Don’t have to work til 11. But the urge to go to bed is overwhelming.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 27, 2011 1:20 AM EDT reply actions
8AM here
I must watch this game all the way through though. It’s a matter of principle.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Prado has an 0-9 today.
His average has dropped 7 points tonight, from .275 to .268
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Stolen base, and now here comes the intentional walk...
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Or the "unintentional intentional walk"
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Been a theme in this game
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Announcers were PRAYING for that to go through...
“Lined to centerfield” was a fairly routine 1 hopper to the SS going up the middle…and they’ve now played two complete games tonight
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
And it's just July
Last time I watched this much baseball in one game was the ’05 NLDS against the Astros. We lost that one.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
More importantly, SCOTT PROCTOR is pitching well...
that can’t be a good sign for the apocalpyse. Kevin Correia has just headed to the Pittsburgh bullpen – he’s Thursday’s starter, so he may use this as an extended throw day, though it’d make more sense to use Friday’s starter, since Correia has probably already thrown today
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I would assume that players are competitive enough not to do this,
but as a non-baseball person, I almost start to wonder if you let a ball go, let the other team score, just to get it over with. It’s one game out of 572 they play each year (or 168, whatever), it doesn’t matter that much.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Both teams are in a playoff chase-
if it were a bit later in the year, and a team was already out of it, I wouldn’t put it past some of these guys.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I bet Craig Kimbrell feels like a dick for only pitching 1 inning tonight
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:35 AM EDT reply actions
The re-airing of the Pirates game was supposed to start now.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
now THAT is funny
People might tune in and be really confused that it’s not the first inning.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
The Dodgers just beat Colorado, in a game that started at 10 PM local time, 3 full hours after this one started
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
It's like an Arkansas OT game up in here!
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, by league rule, beer sales ended 12 innings ago
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Ooof
People are sober again.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I feel bad for the ushers & maintenance folks at Turner Field
The game last night went till after midnight because of weather delay and it’s 1:38 now. The end is no where in sight
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, the seasonal employees are getting absolutely hosed by this series
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Hosed? They're making bank.
There’s no way in hell ushers and maintenance are exempt employees.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
This pitcher should just go on the DL after the game.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
He's gonna have some shoulder stiffness, that's for damn sure
Guys used to throwing 15-20 pitches a night do not do well after throwing 85 in one day.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
1st and 3rd, 1 out...
walk and a single there. But, the pitcher’s up – I kinda want to see this game go 21, just so we can see “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” for a third time
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I mean hell at this point he deserves a week at the beach
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
I hope he gives himself the win right here
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions
So, what's the most terrible way this inning can end for Braves fans?
now 2nd and 3rd, pitcher about to K. I’m thinking short sac fly, runner thrown out at the plate
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
WOW WOW WOW
Looked like the ump just tanked that call- gonna have to see a replay to see if the tag was missed.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Oh, he was SO OUT
And they could have had the DP, because Proctor fell down running to first.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
So, is it over?
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, finally over.
Braves win 4-3 in 19.
Pirates: 120 000 000 000 000 000 0
Braves: 003 000 000 000 000 000 1
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
WHAT A GRITTY COMEBACK
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
The Braves announcers said it was a terrible call, the Braves postgame show is now saying it's a terrible call,
the guy who ended up getting the run thought he was out, and Clint Hurdle’s face looked like he’d had his face boiled for 10 minutes
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Joe Simpson just woke up.
He’d been sleep talking for the past 3 hours.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Interesting, considering the terrible call gave the Braves the win.
You’d think they’d be more mum about it.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
That's precisely how bad it was.
They didn’t even attempt to say “well maybe”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Or, pictorially
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
....
Looking lovingly into each others eyes?
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Had meals called him safe yet here?
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Nope, that didn't happen until he popped up and stepped on the plate...
.gif form:
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
That's an ump who just wants to go home.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions
shouldn't have been calling strikes that hit the dirt
all game. especially with RISP
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm an Indians fan, so I have no real rooting interest here-
but they weren’t that low, and he was calling them fairly consistently at that height against both teams.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I wouldn't have been as upset about them
except he was being so defensive. I understand you can’t argue balls and strikes, but Fredi got one word in and he got tossed.
I just hate seeing officials decide games. Another reason for video in baseball.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, pretty much
Yet another reason we need robotic/camera umps posthaste
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
To go along with robot college football players and coaches?
Thanks, Stew Mandel, for that idea.
/knows he’s not serious
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Baseball already has the technology for balls and strikes -
Ques-Tec, which is used to grade umpires.
Players and coaches make errors, that is part of the game – umpires and referees shouldn’t impact the result with errors, and anything we can do to remove that, we should do.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I would hate to see a game with balls and strikes reviewed
It’s things like tags at home and homeruns that need to be reviewable.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Right, but they don't need video to review balls and strikes
Ques-Tec updates in real time, so the calls could be made right away. The rest of the stuff definitely needs to be reviewable until they can mechanize it.
And yes, Meals had waaay too thin a skin, based on what we saw- they must have said something terrible to get run that quickly.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I think the final call was just to get that little girl to shut up
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I know she was annoying people, but you have to admire her persistence...
yelling for 7 hours straight at a ball game is impressive
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I saw on twitter:
If they’re going to cut beer off in the 7th, they should cut kid’s off of sugar then as well.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions
check out jerry meals' wikipedia page.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions
LULZ
wonder how long that will last.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Jerry Meals eats pie and likes eating pudding with Mike Husby
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions
People on the Atlanta Braves' payroll
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions
It keeps changing
I saw that he likes to drink his own cum
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions
now he's simply a MLB umpire
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Its protected already. :(
Damn wikibots.
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw "has anal sex with a moose"
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
This is what happens when you play a double-header
as a single game and the people watching get a little bored??
GO TO BED!!
"Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." ~Knute Rockne
Umpires have sex with moose?
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions
MUST BE TRUE
/INSERTS THAT FACT INTO PRESENTATION FOR TOMORROW
//NO IT DOESN’T RELATE TO US-JAPAN RELATIONS
///NO ONE IN THE CLASS WILL UNDERSTAND ME ANYWAYS
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions
IN CONCLUSION
IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT THAT THE US IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND THE REASON WE BRING YOU ALL TO A CLASS IN HONOLULU FOR FOUR WEEKS ISN’T TO TEACH YOU ABOUT CRISIS RESPONSE, IT’S ABOUT SHOWING YOU PROOF THAT WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU SO YOU GO BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD RAT NEST AND THINK TWICE ABOUT SCREWING WITH US
/drops mic
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions
#1!.
Until China calls next week.
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions
They're too busy
executing billionaires
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 27, 2011 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm to busy fishing.
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, isn't Wiki a Hawaiian word?
They might understand that
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 8:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I think it's what happens when fans get mad because a team gets obviously screwed.
And yes, I do need to go to bed, g’night all!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I don't even know what to say.
I can’t wait to see that on SC in the AM
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 27, 2011 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Is the game still going?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 27, 2011 1:59 AM EDT reply actions
Just ended, 4-3 Braves in 19...
last play was a terribly blown call at the plate to give the Braves a run
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
No.
Braves win 4-3
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, that's the strangest way to spell Christian that I've ever seen-
“Chrithian”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Only at the county fair
“Makarliah”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Jam a bastard in it you crap.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 27, 2011 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Not even sure if a Fulmer Cup thread's the right place for it,
but I’m spending my 28th birthday today on the road to Tampa for an interview at a middle school this afternoon and should be back in So Flo tomorrow morning.
Patiently waiting for The Golden Era to kickoff at Sun Life Stadium.
Happy birthday, dude. Drive safely.
Good luck with the interview, and maybe Bourbon_Meyer or zzgator can hook you up with fun places to get drunj in Tampa tonight.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2011 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions
This thing here.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 27, 2011 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Sure thing
speaking of – you made hotel ressys yet? Still coming next week? Or is that the other ‘eer…I think it’s the other ’eer. Nevermind.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 27, 2011 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions
That's 'eer with a beer comin' next week...
I’m trying to work out a deal with the wife to attend the WVU/USF game at Raymond James in December, since she kiboshed my plan to attend the WVU/LSU game at Mountaineer Field.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2011 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I whole-heartedly plan on attending that.
Happy to sherpa if you make it.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 27, 2011 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions
TNX, I'll let you know.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions
So as of right now Pete Carroll ...
Paid Tavaris Jackson 8 million dollars, there’s a head coach job opening up real soon.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jul 27, 2011 9:08 AM EDT reply actions
Bevell was the Vikings offensive coordinator for Childress.
Still a bad idea.
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Looks like he's trying to get his boy Leinart also.
God what a shitty division.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jul 27, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Good lord he's a boring interview.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jul 27, 2011 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions
And a Tavaris Jackson overpayer, and a USC former player career resurrector, all wrapped in a 6-10 flour tortilla.
by The Neighborhood Hope Dealer on Jul 27, 2011 9:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He really was.
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!
by RjTheMetalhead on Jul 27, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions
G.angsta A.ss Mangus
Shouldn’t have been pissin around in Clemson country. Phuck Clemson.
by The Neighborhood Hope Dealer on Jul 27, 2011 9:24 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
!
Absolute Greatness!
by The Neighborhood Hope Dealer on Jul 27, 2011 10:41 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Going to bed after the 14th inning was the right decision.
I hate baseball umpires. I hate Clint Hurdle. The only nice thing is I’m off work again and under no deadline to put on pants.
The MN State Fair just posted their annual "food-finder" page.
HYAH
Of particular interest:
Big Fat Bacon
Description:
Offering one-third pound slice of bacon fried and carmelized with maple syrup, served on-a-stick with dipping sauces.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 27, 2011 10:09 AM EDT reply actions
WANT, WANT, WANT
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
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