HOUSTON NUTT INPREGNATES YOU WITH HIS MIND

 

This is from renowned football coach and arithmetician Houston Nutt's apperance on First Take this morning. You are now pregnant with Houston Nutt's mindbaby whether you like it or not, and you should probably name it Greyshirt since Houston Nutt is like, the Screamin' Jay Hawkins of mindbabies, and he's definitely oversigned on the mindbaby child support front.

This happened somewhere in a segment with Dan Mullen where the two competed in a trivia contest, including a question where Houston Nutt correctly identified the first two transplants performed at Ole Miss as "lungs and heart." While correct, this was nowhere near as funny as Nutt blurting out something like "ass and head," or "Jeremiah Masoli to Ole Miss," an operation that really worked out poorly for both donor and recipient, in retrospect. Dan Mullen also beat Houston Nutt in a putting contest, but make no mistake: both of them are to the art of the short game what Gene Chizik and Urban Meyer are to contemporary men's fashion. Butchers doing brain surgery, all of them.

(HT: Brandon Marcello)

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Every Day Should Be Saturday

You must be a member of Every Day Should Be Saturday to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Every Day Should Be Saturday. You should read them.

Join Every Day Should Be Saturday

You must be a member of Every Day Should Be Saturday to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Every Day Should Be Saturday. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker