THINGS WE WILL NOT ASK AT SEC MEDIA DAYS
by Spencer Hall on Jul 19, 2011 3:18 PM EDT
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PrintApologies for the delays, but writing up a whole day fishing with Mike Leach is not easy and takes some time and much editing. (Is discussing the advanced degrees fish do not hold relevant? Of course it is.) That will be up tomorrow morning, most likely while we are on the road to SEC Media Days, where we will most definitely not ask the following questions. (Yes, we saw about LSU getting a year probation. The NCAA likes 'em cooperative.)
Illustrations by Luke, who also co-wrote this.
FOR NICK SABAN:
"How will you turn the tornado into a recruiting tactic?" <---SOMEONE WILL ACTUALLY ASK THIS WATCH
"Coach Saban, that was you laughing during the first fifteen minutes of Up, wasn't it?"
"Coach Saban, Coach Saban… PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLL. I'll hang up and listen" *takes seat*
"Coach Saban — What exact date do you plan to start as Ohio State's head football coach?"
"Coach Saban: SEC-Media-Days-Saban-Alabama-Casey-Anthony-Murdoch-Scandal-Hope-Solo-Slideshow?" --Bleacher Report correspondent
"Do you think Peter Dinklage has done a good job portraying the plight of your people on Game of Thrones?"
FOR WILL MUSCHAMP:
"Coach Muschamp, I'm going to hand you the mike and ask you to address the Monday Night Raw Mystery GM and tell you what you really think of them."
"Coach Muschamp, is this bothering you?" [waves red flag] [puts on matador's hat]
"Coach Muschamp — Are you aware that AD Jeremy Foley has named OC Charlie Weis coach-in-waiting? How do you think this will affect the locker room? Thanks for your time, Coach."
"Coach Muschamp, Coach Muschamp… Florida's yet to be investigated for any major NCAA violations under your tenure. What do you have against fitting in and are you worry about this alienating your peers?"
"You say you believe in a defense getting good penetration? How deep, and if so, before marriage?" ---Clay Travis
FOR JOKER PHILLIPS:
"Coach Phillips — Are you not not a member of the Illuminati?"
"Coach Phillips… Which is your preference — Calvin pissing on the UK logo or someone choking out the Wildcat."
"Joker Phillips? That's the entire question, Coach Phillips."
FOR LES MILES
"Coach Miles, banana banana banana?"
"Coach Miles — A train leaves Baltimore 2 hours after another left the same station. The first train is traveling 18 mph slower than the second. Find the rate of each train, if the second train overtakes the first train in two and a half hours."
"Coach Miles… It's been a tough off-season. How have you coped with finding out, at long last, that the potty monster wasn't real?"
"Coach Miles — I have a box. In it is a button. If you push it, you get a million dollars. But somewhere, someone on the world will di—*leaps over table and pushes the button repeatedly*
FOR JAMES FRANKLIN:
"Do you plan to bring the same explosive attack you had at Maryland to Vanderbilt?"
"Coach Franklin — Your thoughts on turkey insemination. Thanks."
"Coach Franklin… 'Sail on', 'Brick House', or 'Easy'? You look like a man who appreciates his 1970s funk/soul." #noracist
"Coach Franklin. I spoke with coach Ralph Friedgen this morning and he informed me he was very eager to get back onto the sidelines. Can I give you his resume?"
FOR BOBBY PETRINO:
"Coach Petrino, do you feel your housemates in Slytherin were unfairly portrayed in the Harry Potter series?"
"Can you explain the basic shallow cross? Yes, I am giving you an out to spend the remaining twenty minutes of your session explaining a base play rather than talking to other humans about non-football substance."
"Coach Petrino, is Ryan Mallett the dankest qb ever? Don't worry about what that means. Just say yes."
"Coach Petrino, Coach Petrino… In this era of expansion and conference realignment, how does it feel to be the newest member of the Southeastern Conference? What does Arkansas bring to the conference it didn't previously have?"
"Coach Petrino, I am holding a jar of flies. Tasty, delicious flies. Do you want them in your mouth right now? I know you do--[jar flies out of hand on end of long, prehensile tongue]"
"Coach Petrino…. You're. Not. The. FATHERRRRRR!" /standsupandstartsdancing
"Coach Petrino… Talk a little bit about your contributions to Stickum futures. If we throw the national debt to your world class receiving corps, will it drop?"
FOR DEREK DOOLEY:
"Coach Dooley, Big or Rich? TRICK QUESTION! Both answers are wrong, and this is not a question."
"Coach Kiffin, How will Tennessee get through this tough time with sanctions on the horizon?"
"Coach Dooley, you're a lawyer. Along with that, comes certain responsibilities. America needs to know — Franklin, or Bash?"
"Coach Dooley — I know this has been hard for all of us, but really: you can call me Dad"
"Coach Dooley, can I have your mom's phone number? No reason."
"Coach Dooley, did Craig James kill five hookers when he was at SMU?"
"Coach Dooley, Coach Dooley - How many fingers am I holding up? How many days in a year? How many players are allowed on a football field at one time? How many Supreme Court Justice are there? Thanks for your time, Coach Dooley."
"Coach Dooley, if Tyler Bray was a Nazi war machine, would be be a V-2 because of his rocket arm, or because there's no telling where his bombs are going to land?"
"Coach Dooley, can you come shower with me? It's a matter of fixing my technique, not seduction."
FOR STEVE SPURRIER:
"Coach Spurrier… 'On Golden Pond' Katherine Hepburn can get it. Amirite?"
"Coach Spurrier — Bingo, bango, or bongo? Discuss."
"Coach Spurrier, best of three to the back wall of the ballroom. GO!" [fires tee shot from podium over terrified reporters' heads.]
"Coach Spurrier. On that last reporters question, for my notes' sake, how few fucks were given exactly?"
"Coach Spurrier, who's cheating in the SEC? Just point to them on this chart I'm holding. It won't leave this room, I swear."
"Coach Spurrier, is Stephen Garcia here? Because someone destroyed the minibar in my hotel room, and i'd like to blame it on him, not alcoholism."
"Coach Spurrier… On a scale of 0-1.8, how little do you want to be here?"
FOR GENE CHIZIK:
"Coach Chizik, what do you think of the impending copyright infringement lawsuit former SMU coach Bobby Collins is going to file against you for stealing his life's script?"
"How do you replace an all-world chop blocker like Ryan Pugh? Also: do your tackling dummies have tear away ACLs or is that just the scout team?"
"Gene Chizik, do you agree with the assessment that after two years you still haven't found a quarterback to equal the on-field production and off-field charisma of Chris Todd?"
"Did you know you have something on your shoulder? Oh, that's your asterisk. Apologies."
FOR MARK RICHT:
"Coach Richt, if God provides, then why did he not give you any offensive linemen?"
"Coach Richt — I'd like to take this time to talk to you about an exciting opportunity. Our amazing condominiums are not timeshares in the traditional sense, and are part of the fastest growing, most lucrative bull markets in real estate history!"
"Do you look forward to not doing this next year?"
FOR DAN MULLEN:
"Coach Mullen, my son is a talented, athletic bull of a quarterback. We're pretty well off so I'll start the bidding at 120 large. Do I hear 130?
"Dan Mullen. Does it bother you that people still call you Robin behind your back?"
"Coach Malzahn. Thanks for the 'cigarette' at the My Morning Jacket concert. Foster the People next weekend?
"Coach Mullen — Can you talk a little bit about losing the intellectual property lawsuit to the Woody Hayes estate? What euphemism will replace 'that school up north' and what has this ordeal taught you?"
"Coach Mullen, when do you think you'll get the Division One head coaching opportunity you've been waiting your whole career for?"
"A lot of people talk the talk but don't walk the walk so what I'm trying to ask you Coach Mullen — at which age did Clay Travis lose his virginity? 26? 30?"
FOR HOUSTON NUTT:
"Houston Nutt, would you be averse to Ole Miss hiring 30 other head coaches to work side-by-side with you?"
"Houston Nutt…START SPEAKING IN TONGUES."
"Coach Nutt. *Holds up laptop showing trailer of 'ANOTHER EARTH'* How worried are you about losing your job to you?"
"Coach Nutt, if you were on the bachelor, you'd propose to all ten women, wouldn't you?"
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i'd imagine that Les Miles has copped fairly well.
I AM THE REAL JC001
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 19, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions
I don't get it?
Is the joke that Saban is a Lannister or a dwarf?
If he’s any house it’s Bolton. Ramsay Bolton in particular.
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
Nick Saban is not amused, and doesn't have time for this shit.
by vineyarddawg on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I finally realized yesterday why I enjoy Tyrion's character so much.
Because he’s Miles Vorkosigan with the serial numbers filed off.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 19, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Tyrion has all the complexities that a really good literary character should have.
I’m only about 70% of the way through the second book, so I really hope they don’t kill him off anytime soon.
by vineyarddawg on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a lot more similarities than that
Seriously, Lois McMaster Bujold’s Vorkosigan saga is really, really good.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 19, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm into the 5th now and Tyrion is probably my favorite character
Well him and Arya.
by Mooncricket on Jul 20, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
The Vorkosigans are nowhere near as creepy as the Lannisters, though
And Miles has much more fun Tyrion.
Preview of the upcoming Iron Bowl?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
A Lowder always has his daddy pay his debts...
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 19, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
vurra nice
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
No, not the Iron Bowl.
The Capital One Bowl. Joffrey is Nebraska.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Ask Les where he gets his shorts.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM EDT reply actions 27 recs
Bumblebee tuna, Bumblebee tuna
/whispers: Your balls are showing…
Bumblebee tuna.
by Cocky Scar on Jul 19, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ask Saban how he felt about getting posted up by Les' daughter
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
A.J. McCarron:
“Are your trucker hats, PBR’s and wayfarers post-post-post ironic, or just ironic?”
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 19, 2011 3:25 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Mr. McCarron!
Do you prefer the ambient soundscapes of Kid A or the mellow indie pop of early Shins? And, if your life story were to be made into a film, would you prefer Tobey Maguire or Zach Braff to play you?
If you had to choose one noisepop band to listen to until you die, who would you pick?
Will work for football.
TRICK QUESTION.
Michael Cera with a bad dye job.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
A.J.! A.J.!
Which Panda Bear album did you like the most and how exactly will you stop “those conformists” from over-commercializing all of your interests?
Mr. McCarron!
American Spirits or Parliament Lights?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
P-FUNKS?
This isn’t Clemson.
Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU. Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 19, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Beware of American Spirits....
I used to smoke whatever was buy one get one free. Now I can’t smoke anything else. Damn Injuns
/typing while holding in some sour diesel
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
by Kenny D on Jul 19, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
[shallow, rattling sigh] this
“what do you mean $8 a pa…gimme the damn pack!
"watermelons all around, manbabies, and that's an order." FEARLESS AUTHOR LEADER, THE
by thetennesseethumper on Jul 19, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean you don't smoke Honey Bees?
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
by Mr. Sanchez on Jul 19, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
pfft!
Unfiltered Camels, thank you
by touchdown H-town on Jul 20, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Lucky Strikes, yo.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
LS/MFT [that's what Grampaw smoked]
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone at Purdue smokes Red Apple cigs.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jul 19, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
NNNNAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Tottenham Hotspurs, Penn State, and Winthrop are the only things that made me cry in my adult life.
by Tottenham Makes Me Cry on Jul 19, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
AJ! AJ!
“Is “CoCo” the nickname of a family member? Or why did you give a shoutout to Ice-T’s wife on your tattoo?"
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Cause she's got huge tits
duh
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
If Petrino is a Slytherin, which I totally buy, what house would the rest of the SEC coaches be sorted into?
I see a whole lot of Hufflepuffs.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 19, 2011 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
Hufflepuff sounds like something Bill Stewart would say when he's really pissed off.
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
by Kenny D on Jul 19, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
Yes. Yes it does.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Les Miles and Houston Nutt are hanging out with Mr. Spock as a part of Star Wars house over in Mordor
yes
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 19, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see no Ravenclaws.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 19, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Where would Precious be, then?
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Durmstrang
Studying under Grindelwald, who was from somewhere in Europe and defeated by a Brit in 1945.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jul 19, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Legacy Slytherin.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm... how would that have gone...
The moment the Sorting Hat touchedDraco Malfoy’sKiffykins’ head, the hat instantaneously declared “Slytherin!”
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 19, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
REC REC REC REC REC
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
This makes Ed Orgeron both Crabbe AND Goyle, right?
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jul 19, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Pretty much, yes.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 19, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
so monty kiffin is lucius malfoy?
i can see the resemblance
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jul 19, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Verne Lundquist is Dumbledore
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jul 19, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Craig James is Wormtail
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jul 19, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
with all of the death surrounding CJ
hes definitely Fenrir Greyback
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jul 19, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
only Keith Jackson is worthy of Dumbledore
Lundquist is a random house elf.
by Son of Elvis on Jul 19, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Wit Beyond Measure is Man's Greatest Treasure.
Tell me Spurrier doesn’t think he’s the smartest sumbitch in the room every single day.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 19, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Written on Ravenclaw's Diadem:
“You can’t spell ‘Citrus’ without UT”
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jul 19, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Spurrier doesn’t think he’s the smartest sumbitch in the room every single day
Spurrier knows he’s the smartest sumbitch in the room every single day.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
James Franklin:
Given the recent success on the recruiting trail, can we assume Vandy has decided to start paying recruits like everyone else in the conference?
Regarding Coach Spurrier....
You can tell buy his face that NOT A SINGLE FUCK was given.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 3:38 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Coach Chizik: Who ya gonna sign this offseason?
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
As a follow up:
“How will the new rookie wage scale change future payroll issues for your squad?”
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 19, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Chizik follows MLB rules, not NFL. He'll ink a deal with whoever Bobby Lowder wants
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
Coach Phillips!
If this season goes poorly and you had to pick one pirate-enthusiast to replace you, who would it be?
/not ACTIVELY hoping for a bad season, but this would be a great result if it were to happen
by chstrckwl on Jul 19, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
WOULD CO-SIGN FOR THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Jul 19, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
HAIL MUMME
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
seconded
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jul 19, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh, now I can hear it repeated over and over again
damn you Tony Scott!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 19, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else think Hal Mumme looks like Gary Busey here?
by HawkeyeRecon on Jul 19, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
why YAIS!
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jul 19, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
sweet constipated christ
/title promptly clicked
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jul 19, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
"Coach Nutt Coach Nutt, how much of Boise State's recent success do you attribute to yourself?"
“Also, how does it feel knowing that Boise will beat UGA and you won’t?”
Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU. Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 19, 2011 3:41 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
WINNAR
“Coach Chizik, what do you think of the impending copyright infringement lawsuit former SMU coach Bobby Collins is going to file against you for stealing his life’s script?”
/Jaws music in background
//very, very slowly gets louder
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GTHTSUN
Coach Mullen: Do you now regret taking the demotion to be Head Coach at MSU?
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
Alabama ass whippings will commence
in 5 minutes; you frigging lute
by DoubleupHarper on Jul 19, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
DBT INSTA-REC
from this guy
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Coach Phillips!
The Sporting News is predicting that Louisville will beat UK this year in Lexington. Do you have any comment on that?
[No, seriously TSN predicted UoL would go 8-4 / 3-4 Big East, which means they have to beat both UK and UNC on the road]
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That's fucking ignorant
I think there’s a chance UL rises up and gets better than us over the next few years, but we were a much better team than them last year and return more starters than we have at any point since our probation, while they return hardly any. Strong will be a very good coach but that’s a little heavy on the Kool Aid.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Wasn't my prediction, bro. I'm just the messenger.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
TMZ is the one I am calling fucking ignorant
I would also like to use this post to reiterate that TMZ is fucking ignorant
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Joie De Vivre
I don’t know…there seems to be a happy-go-lucky aire about this Louisville team that could be infectious among the players leading them to ascend to heights unthought of previously.
Coach Mullen!
How did it feel to be the first 1-AA coach in history to beat three SEC East teams in the same season?
never buy cheap shoes or cheap liquor
by The Pylon That Relfed on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
"Coach Mullen!"
“How soon this season do you plan to hand the team to Dylan Favre?”
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coach Mullen, when can we expect you to take over in Happy Val------
/EATEN BY TELEPORTING ZOMBIE JOEPA
The Artist Formerly Known as Greyshirted
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
by Peter Gray on Jul 19, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
confound you Gene's Page!
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jul 19, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn sure not me.
Giggity
never buy cheap shoes or cheap liquor
by The Pylon That Relfed on Jul 19, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
meant to include:
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never buy cheap shoes or cheap liquor
by The Pylon That Relfed on Jul 20, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Coach Mullen!!
Analysts have you as the pre-season favorite for winning the CUSA-East this year, are we looking at a conference championship?
by touchdown H-town on Jul 20, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Coach Spurrier, Coach Spurrier!
What safety programs have you installed to ensure that Jadeveon Clowney does not feast upon the still fresh remains of your more important offensive players?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 19, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Coach Saban: Whats your depth chart look like so far?
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
/decapitated by laser eyes
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Orson, you need to ask that Chris Todd question.
I will send you booze and money.
Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU. Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 19, 2011 3:45 PM EDT reply actions
I'll even toss in some boudin, beignets, and broads
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
by Kenny D on Jul 19, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey Truffle
has anyone done a version of “Dropping the Pilot” with Leach and James subbed in for Bismark and Kaiser Willy, respectively?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jul 19, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think so.
Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU. Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 19, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, if it appears in this thread
I shall proffer a laurel! and hearty handshake! And three free beers if you ever are in the same town as I.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
.....
Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU. Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 19, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
Free beers for you, sirrah!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'd imagine Nutt views "Another Earth" as a quick way to double his coaching staff rather than replacing him
Still not going to see that movie…looks stupid.
Slow Trains
4.5 and 22.5 mph! Nick Saban does not have time for that shit.
by BeaverJohn on Jul 19, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
...
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 19, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Can the Hitlist family steal?
22.5 and 40.5!!!!!
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 19, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
You're both wrong... the answer is, of course, Taffy-o-Clock.
/signaltospiketheball
by CincySooner on Jul 19, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
"Coach Franklin!"
“Do you intend to keep the tradition of beating Ole Miss alive at Vanderbilt?”
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
That's some damn fine trolling.
Kudos to you, sir!
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Others set it on fire accidentally and call their friends to come over and watch. Les Miles is both.
- Spencer Hall
Hard-to-parse sentence is hard to parse.
“Coach Franklin! While at Vanderbilt, do you intend to keep alive the tradition of beating Ole Miss?”
i are not was english major.
sincere apologies, sir.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
"Coach Saban, any comment on the success Tommy Tuberville is having in Lubbock?"
Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU. Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Every Coach should be leaping to push that button
On the off chance it might kill Craig James.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
That might be true...
… but nothing can repay the world for the five hookers that Craig James killed while at SMU.
by vineyarddawg on Jul 19, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
allegedly
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
Well that's the thing.
Why hasn’t Craig James denied that he killed those poor five girls? I mean, he very likely did. Personally, I don’t the he killed them, but if he just came out and denied it then this could all be put the rest.
It all just makes me a little suspicious.
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Others set it on fire accidentally and call their friends to come over and watch. Les Miles is both.
- Spencer Hall
by Gregatron on Jul 19, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That one casued a beer snort
Make that “beers.” I think a six pack just shot out of my nose (which is odd, as I’ve only consumed 5.)
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others."
Coach Franklin
You are now the only school in the conference to have not committed an NCAA violation since 1987. How do you intend to fix this?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Jul 19, 2011 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Vandy is above such things
/pockets SEC TV and bowl $, tsk-sks the corruption inherent in its conference-mates.
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others."
by Jack Fact on Jul 19, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"This point is duly noted
and I plan on addressing it right after I finish finalizing the women’s intermural softball schedule"
/aintgotanathleticdepartment
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coach Chizik...
Wen did you accept the fact that eating corn on the cob was impossible?
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
by Kenny D on Jul 19, 2011 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
"Coach Mullen!"
“What are the chances that Tenn-Martin becomes your Maine?”
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 3:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"Coach Saban"
“It’s been 4 years since you lost to Adam Sandler and his University of Louisiana at Monroe Warhawks, when do you think you’ll finally have a comfortable bowel movement?”
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Questions:
Does Precious get the Craig James question because he is the “prettiest” coach?
Or
Is it because he knows the horrors of a helicopter parent?
/eyebrow raised, inquisitive smirk
lookin’ at you Barbs.
Precious?
More for your money, $25,000 at a time.
by Quack Patty on Jul 19, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Coach Miles! Coach Miles!
What’s your favorite flavor of taffy?
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
Coach Miles! Coach Miles!
Zoiysa or St. Augustine? And do you allow Scott’s or Miracle Grow to enhance the flavors?
by Cocky Scar on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coach Weis!
Err…hey, good to see you. You look…good. Oh, Brian? Yeah he’s good, we’re…we’re happy…
/pulls collar
//clears throat loudly
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Jimmy?
Jimmy is fine. He’s with his grandparents in North Carolina. Do you even talk to him, Charles?
late, but fuck you that's why
A regular ol' oar-swinging whale pant-wearing aquatic racist feller
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 19, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd, again
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Coach Nutt!
Reporter holds up mirror, Coach Nutt sees reflection…
“Who the? What the?”
Begins frantically pecking at reflection and puffing out chest.
http://twitter.com/EmotionalFescue
by Emotional Fescue on Jul 19, 2011 3:57 PM EDT reply actions 30 recs
I regret that I have only one rec to give for this post.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 19, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ask a really long question to Gene Chizik
And if the interviewee cuts you off and asks if you are finished, reply “I’m not finished, you’ll know when I’m finished.”
Go Beavers!
by ConnorOSU on Jul 19, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Coach Nutt!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Jevan Snead in 2009?
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Jul 19, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Twinkie.
Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU. Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 19, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Coach Spurrier! Coach Spurrier!
Which beer do you prefer after a hot day of prac-[hit in head with empty coors heavy can]
I AM THE REAL JC001
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 19, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"Nice aim, Garcia. Way to hit the target there."
by ElRocco337 on Jul 19, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Proud to make this green!
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
SEC media rep to Coach Miles,
Coach, we’ve got about 30 seconds left in the session.
Coach Miles to media: Alright guys, you heard the man. Five or six more questions, then I’ve got to run.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jul 19, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
Coach Richt, Coach Richt!
Just how much butt will Georgia be supplying in this year’s WLOCP?
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
Coach Nutt:
GIGGITY PROBLUMPKIN CAPYBARA CHUPACABRA sounds like you but also sounds like the mangled death screams of the five hookers Craig James allegedly murdered while at SMU. Coincidence, or is Jevan Snead a murder accomplice?
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Jul 19, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
nice texan reference
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
"Coach Phillips.."
“What do you think of the recruiting class John Calipari has coming in this year?”
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Jul 19, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 20 recs
Does the ACC even have football media days?
Or maybe they just have Football Media Day?
by Spurdog! on Jul 19, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Do they even have FOOTBALL MEDIA?
Wouldn’t a prerequisite be football, anyway? And hasn’t this man done his very best to prevent that from happening?
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jul 19, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He may give no fucks
But Ron Cherry ALWAYS gives the business.
"Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in"
Coach Petrino
Are you lobbying to move the SECCG away from Atlanta because of your inability to win in the Georgia Dome?
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
by Kenny D on Jul 19, 2011 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I think he wants them to move it to the Superdome
oh wait.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
now they're going to pretend like the proposal never existed in the first place
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Jul 19, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I know more than a few Falcons season ticket holders
Who would exercise their options to purchse SECCG tickets if Arkansas were, hypothetically, to be in the SECCG, solely to boo Petrino, and lustily, without all the inconvenient travel.
by Spurdog! on Jul 19, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Individuals buy those things?
I figured it was just large corporations who get em to offer to employees and clients. Who knew?
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Mark Richt
Have you spun your annual “Wheel of Inexplicable Losses” yet? Did we hit Vandy this year? Please tell me its not Vandy this year.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 19, 2011 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I think this year we're going to hit the other mega-longshot.
/Coastal Carolina FTW.
by vineyarddawg on Jul 19, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Our first roadtrip of the year is to Oxford.
Giggitah
by UGAVike on Jul 19, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, I'm just going to go ahead...
… and call it an 0-12 season.
You know, just so I can either say, “I told you so!” or be pleasantly surprised when we win 4 games.
by vineyarddawg on Jul 19, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Welcome to the expectations this year for AU.
If we pull off anything better than 7-5, it’ll be satisfactory.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 19, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey!
if you need pointers on how to handle horribawfulshitty football seasons, i’ve got quite a few.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not this year though
Not with trendy Heisman candidate Relf leading the offense.
by ElRocco337 on Jul 19, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/pukes
it’s ok. we’ve got Brett Farve’s nephew as the 3rd stringer.
/pukes again
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I usually find waiting for basketball season helps
/may not work as well for jawja
//though they’re getting better at hoopyball
by drothgery on Jul 19, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/UGA outgains Kentucky 487-260
//Kentucky wins.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Jul 19, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Coach Richt
How will it feel to be the coach to validate the national medias claims of Boise State being a legit program?
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Coach Chizik...
Which booster will be paying for Corey Grant’s first year of AU tuition?
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
by Kenny D on Jul 19, 2011 4:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Coach Muschamp
How do you think your sensei’s death will affect this season?
by creasy bear on Jul 19, 2011 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
and a follow up:
How exactly will you avenge him?
by SuperJew on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
All the revenge you need
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jul 20, 2011 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What are the odds
that this guide is printed entirely on sheets of LSD? 2-1?
"Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in"
Coach Spurrier
Would your torso be willing to comment on the trade negotiations with Naboo?
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
Coach Richt!
Are you relieved at the depletion of your running back reserves, if only for the fact that it may help cut down on the number of inexplicable and untimely turnovers?
I AM THE REAL JC001
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Richt Response, (puts on dark sunglasses and does his best Clint Eastwood voice)
What you think we just lose 2 RB for the year and our only other experienced back for the first game because God and the World hates us right now? Hell Naw! i got to keep recruiting promises somehow.
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jul 19, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coach Chizik
Can you tell me what the offense audible cackling….. where’s Gus?
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 19, 2011 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Coach Chizik
Where are the compromising pictures of Gus Malzahn, and what’s so bad about them? Seriously, sir, there must be some explanation for it, and the people must know.
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jul 19, 2011 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Coach Nutt
Can you confirm or deny the rumor that Craig James Killed Five Hookers While at SMU?
by Uga in DC on Jul 19, 2011 4:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm sorry Coach Nutt, you're mic was going in and out...
did you say he did not, or that Craig James did kill five hookers while at SMU?
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
by Mr. Sanchez on Jul 19, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coach Chizik
Is it true that Trooper Taylor’s towel has hypnotic powers over recruits, or are you just paying them?
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
by Kenny D on Jul 19, 2011 4:12 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Coach Phillips
The Meow Mix jingle… best jingle of all time?
by creasy bear on Jul 19, 2011 4:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck that!
Da Joker is all about That Kit Kat Bar!
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
by Kenny D on Jul 19, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mr. Garcia, how do you plan on building on last season's success?
/looks around
/takes boom box and places it on table, pressing play
/“Black Magic Woman” plays at a painfully high decibel level
Garcia: “Do you hear Santana? Do you HEAR him? NO, do YOU HEAR HIM?”
Reporter: “um, yes?”
Garcia: “There’s your goddam answer then, brah”
by RockyMountainOyster on Jul 19, 2011 4:13 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
I would have also accepted
Bob Marley or String Cheese Incident.
by BlueVoix on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
or Washed Out
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
all good ideas
I just thought the His Brahsomeness might be in the middle of a 70’s rock phase and the intro to black magic woman would sound hilarious in that interview room.
by RockyMountainOyster on Jul 19, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Even better if he would have pulled out a Carlos Castaneda book,
showed the cover to said question-asker, and slammed it on the table without a word.
Oh, no. Black Magic Woman is a fine selction.
and you have been rec’d.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Coach Spurrier, I might play football next year but I ain't never signing that sheet of paper
by Mango Stasi on Jul 19, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
From what I hear, you haven't been using paper for signing, but for ROLLING DOOBIES
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Jul 19, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
South Carolina is looking good for the SEC East.
14 starters coming back. Twenty-two lettermen. Looking tough.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jul 20, 2011 6:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hopefully not a late 70's prog rock phase.
Snap counts in 17:8 time would be…difficult.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
not garcia's cup of tea?
Garcia: fuck’s this shit, man?
by RockyMountainOyster on Jul 19, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you think Les Miles does not intend his football games to be epic 4-hour prog rock operas
you’re quite mistaken.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Meanwhile, Rich Rodriguez asks the pissed off audience at his band's final gig "Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?"
Then GERG killed his girlfriend in a heroin-induced haze. The rest is history.
by Mango Stasi on Jul 19, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Not necessary.
Dan Mullen already owns Georgia.
by vineyarddawg on Jul 19, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
/sigh
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Just when exactly
did RAEG turn to /sigh?
never buy cheap shoes or cheap liquor
by The Pylon That Relfed on Jul 19, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
hard to nail down exactly.
but when the Carosel O’ Coaches gets fired up again, he may be gone.
/or MSState goes 4-8 (again)
//neither of which is good
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The monkeys are now hissing at you instead
Shame on you!
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 19, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
back on track.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
At least all will be back to normal
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
yep.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
NO
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was a DOUBLE RAEG MONKEY.
I think Coastal might have to choke a bitch, y’all.
by Soju Warrior on Jul 19, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
that's more like it
never buy cheap shoes or cheap liquor
by The Pylon That Relfed on Jul 19, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd prefer that question be directed towards Muschamp.
If Richt has to go, then I’d at least like to LOL at our rivals over the replacement. This would also work for Dooley, but there’s no chance in hell he gets hired at UGA while Mike Adams is around.
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Jul 19, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Coach Miles
Under the NCAA sanctions just announced you’re not allowed to have any telecommunications contact with recruits during September, do you plan on using mind melds instead?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Jul 19, 2011 4:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Nope. He uses a Mid-City New Orleans Voodoo Preistess for those activites.
And she doesn’t snitch like Willie’s punk-ass.
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
by Kenny D on Jul 19, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Got no telecommunications, cables haven't gotten out this way...
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Mr. Joker, is your head shinier than Charlie Strong's metaphorically, literally, or both?
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"Coach Nutt, when is Coach Orgeron rejoining the Rebels?"
“GIGGITYWHO? COTTON CANDY.”
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Coach Dooley
which of your players has the cleanest taint?
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Jul 19, 2011 4:16 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
I will always rec any reference to a taint.
by Durdens Wrath on Jul 19, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Tooper licks Taint
Now give me a rec
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
by Kenny D on Jul 19, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
green...
for the clean
"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban
by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on Jul 19, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Darin Gooch?
"watermelons all around, manbabies, and that's an order." FEARLESS AUTHOR LEADER, THE
by thetennesseethumper on Jul 19, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Coach Chizik
Now that Auburn has given you a raise, when are you gonna buy some teeth?
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
by Kenny D on Jul 19, 2011 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Coach ________,
Can you talk about the influence George O’Leary has had on your career? Specifically, how you can be ruthless and all-consumed, but still seem like a pretty decent guy by comparison?
by Nick's Hat Band on Jul 19, 2011 4:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Coach Petrino
When are you going to secretly interview to become the head of Texas Tech?
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
by Kenny D on Jul 19, 2011 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
recrecrec
/Tommy T’s ears just got bigger
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
"Coach Mullen! When are you going embrace Coach Crxxm's plan of 'Doin' it the Right Way'?"
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GTHTSUN
That's racist
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Doin' it the right way
allowed my season tickets to move from the 25-yd line to the 48-yd line in a span of three years.
So there’s that.
never buy cheap shoes or cheap liquor
by The Pylon That Relfed on Jul 19, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
hey, a silver linin if there ever was one, right there!
/only attended 7 Crxxm Era games.
//all losses, shockingly
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
All questions are wrong!
For how to run a press conference, follow the lead of Michael Floyd and Dayne Crist, interviewing
El Churro
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Coach Dooley! Does your lucky underwear have rocket ships or dinosaurs on it?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 19, 2011 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Probably NKOTB.
To match his comforter and sheets.
by Cocky Scar on Jul 19, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently Clay Travis asked the EXACT SAME question
to every single coach. The question was,“Did you know that I am a lawyer?”
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Jul 19, 2011 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Shameless obligatory reposting is obligatory
by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on Jul 19, 2011 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
It's new to me! So I'm gonna rec it!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 19, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Coach Chizik! Coach Chizik!
Does being toothless work to your advantage whenever you need to “convince” Malzahn to stay at Aubun
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
by Kenny D on Jul 19, 2011 4:23 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
its like you're trying to imply something
but I’m not quite sure what exactly…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 19, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Gene wanted Tony Franklin instead?
??
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Coach Richt,
is this an accurate portrayal of Carlton Thomas’s dog?
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 19, 2011 4:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Isiah Crowells dog?
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jul 19, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
DAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW
/clears throat
Um, carry on.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jul 19, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The perfect drank'in buddy.
Supporting the Kenji Jackson Approach for every day situations.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jul 19, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The is for all of the Coaches:
Jim Tressel: where did he go wrong? And what would yo— RIGHT REVEREND, RIGHT REVEREND…
/makes silly face
//scratches and blows a raspberry on Nutt’s belly… A boob’ah du’bah… Shoobi dooba booba…
Sorry, where was I again?
by Cocky Scar on Jul 19, 2011 4:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Coach Saban! What is the estimated time of completion for your robot legs made from adamantium?
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 19, 2011 4:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"Coach Chizik, Any truth to the rumors that Auburn's failure to lure Russell Wilson resulted in a number of dogs being killed?"
Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU. Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 19, 2011 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ahem, I'll take this one, Coach.
All dogs were detonated and disposed of in accordance to University and ASPCA standards. Thank you.
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 19, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Les, you are among friends here, can you answer me one question?
pıp ɔɹɐıƃ ɾɐɯǝs ʞıןן ɟıʌǝ ɥooʞǝɹs pnɹıuƃ ɥıs ʇıɯǝ ɐʇ sɯn ?
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 19, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
What you did there.
I see it.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 19, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard it was just a rumor.
But he hasn’t denied it yet, and neither has ESPN.
by Cocky Scar on Jul 19, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So Saban was the backwards talking dwarf in Twin Peaks as well?
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 19, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Saban is the dwarf archetype....
He is every dwarf that has ever or will ever be. ’Scuse me now, while I head back to my cave.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coaches of the SEC
“We’re ND and you’re not!!!!!”
- Jeff Majeres
by creasy bear on Jul 19, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Reposting because I just started reading the book.
Got it for my birthday. Unsurprisingly, it’s thoroughly entertaining so far.
Took the day off and did ALL.THE.YARDWORK. this morning. I’m now heading to the back porch with a large Shiner Bock to watch the rare thunderstorm blow through.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jul 19, 2011 4:55 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
THIS IS STUPID
GODDAMNIT, NATURE.
GLOB-spiders spiders, everywhere and not a drop to drink.
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
ooh, omaha looks like its a chilly 104 today!
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jul 19, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What I would give for it to be 104 again
Stupid Middle East, how the fuck did civilization start here?!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 19, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We're talking about heat index (which factors in humidity) here
Granted, you’re probably dealing with much worse. I’d pour one out on the corner for you but I’m afraid it would boil.
by Mango Stasi on Jul 19, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The humidity here hovers around 15-20%
and I still haven’t quite figured out how they measure our heat index indicator. All I know is that I felt a substantial difference between 118 and 113 this afternoon.
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 19, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They were so angry that they ran out of ways to express their anger through pointing and grunting
Then, when words failed, BOOM, CUNIEFORM
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
They were highly motivated to create "indoors."
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jul 19, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
In my day we killed taxi-dancers, if we didn’t kill at least 5, we were knocked out on morphia..
by Amsterdam Admirals on Jul 19, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stupid Middle East, how the fuck did civilization start here?!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 19, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
here we go with the "but it's aliens" again...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 19, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Alternatively, it just happens to be where Saban created Paterno.
Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU. Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 19, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Paterno-Ra?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 19, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
This is frighteningly accurate.
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@runthedive
Yeah, but it gets even weirder. ROBOT ALIENS
Not exactly middle east, but you get it.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ouch. Just ouch.
I had no idea that taking a trip to California this week would be the best way to escape heat.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jul 19, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So that's why TGoJH is escaping to Marquette...
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 19, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I was outside all day today in blue jeans
I feel pretty awesome.
/dies
//gets up
///sees it’s supposed to get close to 100 this week
////preemptively dies
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@runthedive
by Peter Gray on Jul 19, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
wait a minute, when did you switch sn's? Did I miss something over the past couple of days?
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 19, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It's like he's a real live boy!
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 19, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I've gone official since getting called up to the big leagues
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@runthedive
#squeeeee
Congratulations my good man!
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 19, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you sirrah
I trust you’re trudging along safely over there.
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Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
Yeah, how is the desert treating you?
And when will you be harrassing the bierfrauen in Munchen?
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
Well, have I mentioned it's hot over here, like really hot?
Because it is. And 56 days till I leave for Munchen, expect a thorough report.
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 19, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Spectacular timing
I assume the confluence of your arrival and the start of Oktoberfest is more than coincidental.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
that would be the correct analysis
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 20, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I imagine the sand and explosions dont help either
Almost there, brah. And then ALL THE BEER
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
Congrats short timer. 84 days and counting for me. The dust yesterday
was thick enough it dropped the temps down to only 95 or so.
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Jul 20, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm only going to be in Germany for 10 days
then head back to Taji for an uncertain amount of time. Are you in the south?
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 20, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Oooh, all shiny and official now!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Does this mean I now have to be nice to Penn State?
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
If you want
But I do offer one thousand EAT SHIT PITTs as a sign of good will to you West By God’ers
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Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
Then, BROTHER!
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
FLAGGED
/braces for DAT PIC
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Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 19, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
No, Wane McGarity is actually a pretty smart guy.
wocka wocka wocka
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jul 19, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Proud as a Peacock...
there’s no Fail there… [brace for corny dad joke] You just might say, Dat’s all Nguyen…
/HARRR HARRR HARRRR
I'm pretty sure that, going to the Daley Center and back today, I got at least to medium rare.
It’s two blocks away.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can feel my hair melting
Also, GENDER INEQUALITY #34534535: Girls’ ability to wear skirts while we’re stuck with long pants. MY KHAKI SHORTS ARE MORE APPROPRIATE AND RESERVED THAN A SKIRT, DAMMNIT
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jul 19, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOLOLOL WOOL SUIT FOR U.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and short sleeves and loafers sans socks
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
No short sleeves
I draw the line at short sleeved dress shirts. I just roll up my sleeves. And boat shoes. God, do I love my Sperrys
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
That's a one way ticket to looking like your mom dressed you.
Even when you’re in your fifties.
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jul 19, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Okay then
Looks like mom dressed me. Check.
Already married and not looking for extracurriculars. Check.
Dressed to avoid outrageous case of swamp ass and spontaneous combustion of my balls. CHECK.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jul 19, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/trollgrin
Nah, it’s just a matter of personal preference. I’d give a friend a bad time if they were wearing one under the age of forty. I personally would just go with a polo instead. Fewer buttons!
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
I wear a lot of polos to work during DC summers
My spouse also has a habit of buying me short-sleeved madras shirts. They are not my favorite for looks, but they have aeration and moisture-hiding properties that are hard to overlook at this time of year.
N.B.: I still suck it up and wear the DC professional services uniform (shirt, slacks, sport coat, and tie) for client meetings, even when it’s about threeve degrees outside.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
A lot of my summertime wardrobe looks like this....
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I like wearing short sleeve plaid shirts when drankin during the summer
On a nights just like this. Actually, that sounds like a good idea for tonight.
But anyway, in terms of work attire, I go directly from long sleeve dress shirts to polo shirts. The short sleeve dress shirt just doesn’t look right on me.
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Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
I hope that's not your gameday attire,
cause I was expecting something more like this:
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Jul 19, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is some of my gameday attire....
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love that my office has a "Ties Not Required" policy....
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 20, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
We must have our standards
I’m of the opinion that ties require french cuffs.
If the customer meeting doesn’t require ties than polos of the company logo’d sort or standard button-ups are the uniform. (If it’s that hot, rolling the sleves exactly twice is exceptable). All other shirts, meaning standard polos, are reserved for Casual Friday.
People around these parts need to get on board with the seersucker.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
my seersucker shirt is the best thing I own
I can sweat my balls off in that thing, go inside and it’s dry in 15 minutes. Doesn’t even smell.
Chicks say they dig it too, when it’s not sweaty
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Shorts? What are you, a commoner?
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Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
THIS.
184 degrees on the heat index, with 114% humidity; I can wear blazer and bermuda shorts? LOL No sir, f u, black suit. I parked across the street from the courthouse today to go in for an intake appearance, and crossing the street felt like I was taking a shvitz. But not in a good way.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 19, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec for yiddish
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 19, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You should have washed off your schmeckle in the schnerdling, you putz.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jul 19, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
....
Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU. Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 19, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
YES.
I HOT.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
This really is not an exaggeration
You got AC? Cause I dont.
/really will die
//ran outside this morning
///seriously guys, feeeeeeeeeelling faint
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
LOL NOPE.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd high five you, but I think it'd result in the both of us dying from heatstroke
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jul 19, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why on god's green earth would you live in Chicago for the summer without A/C?
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU TEMPTED HIM AND NOW COTG IS AFTER US.
by PAK on Jul 19, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This guy as well
You need ac for like one week. SUCK IT UP, IT BUILDS CHARACTER
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jul 19, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the entirety of the B1G is hotter than Tallahassee today.
I’ma go walk the dog now. I’ll probably switch into some shorts.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jul 19, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It ain't the heat that will get you here...
It’s the humidity. Hovers somewhere near a gorillion percent. All day, eryday.
"Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in"
AREN'T YOU MANSOME? DON'T YOU HAVE FAMILY VALUES AND A STRONG RUNNING GAME?
/may or may not have thrown up after running this morning
by Mango Stasi on Jul 19, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I did my running at 4:30 PM today
/getscancerfromATLairquality
//suesbillcampbell
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Scheduling My Run for Midnight Tonight
Since not dying of heatstroke is high on my to-do list.
And I thought training for a marathon during the winter sucked balls…
by Great Carroll's Ghost on Jul 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I went running at 8 PM
and I soaked through the shirt i was wearing. It was like I wore it into a shower. And it’s only 80 degrees and 75% humidity here.
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Jul 19, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Houston Nutt…START SPEAKING IN TONGUES."
This one’s obviously fake. At the real SEC media days, reporters ask Coach Giggety to STOP speaking in tongues.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
CONFARNULUS INVESTIGATORIAL SAFFRON MANATEE!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coach Nutt, did you say SAFFRON?
That’s not fighting fair is it, Coach?
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
Firefly auto-rec engaged.
(Like Saffron was repeatedly.)
Shiny.
by vineyarddawg on Jul 19, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You're going to the SPECIAL Hell.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
by Specter177 on Jul 19, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bunk.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
OT: HOLY SHIT IT'S RAINING IN SAN ANTONIO
Like, A lot. It made the lights flicker!
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 19, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I WILL TRADE YOU ANYTHING FOR RAIN
NAME YOUR PRICE FOR SWEET COOLING MANA FROM THE SKY
by Mango Stasi on Jul 19, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm torn here.
The last thing we need is more water in the damned river, but good Christ this 100 degrees and humid shit needs to STOP.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 19, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We had that at lunch, and it was awesome. Down to like 73F at 12:15
Then BOOM LOL PLZ HAZ MORE HEAT
by Erik T on Jul 19, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
AND I LEAVE THE CITIES AND HOUR BEFORE THAT AND COMPLETELY MISS IT
WHEN I GET BACK – “LOL NO SIR F U”
by Mango Stasi on Jul 19, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NO. Texas in drought. MOAR waters.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 19, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
ftfy
Please, take the Missouri.
Some or all of it.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 19, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Been there. Done that.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 19, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I will deliver you the head of Craig James
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Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
by Peter Gray on Jul 19, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rain makes things hotter
atleast that’s the way it works here in the A.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 19, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
We got a brief shower here.
Most of the storms either dissipated on the east edge of town or developed over the Hill Country, so we got the shaft.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jul 19, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coach Muschamp, did you bring in Coach Weis to help you learn how to blame your players while claiming to never blame your players?
Follow up question: You allowed Coach Weis to bring in his own OL coach. Was that on the condition that some of Weis’s $6 million annual payment from ND go to John Brantley’s family after he’s killed?
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Jul 19, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
You have to admit, though
the linemen’s inner tubes jiggling in sync as they’re pushed backwards 8 yards like so many flabby road cones is quite majestic.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I remember watching Jimmah during his first year....
and actually feeling sorry for the poor bastard.
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
In unrelated news
Penn State just landed the QB that Harbaugh wanted to be Andrew Luck’s replacement, and only went back on the market because of his departure to the 49ers.
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Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
by Peter Gray on Jul 19, 2011 5:36 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
Now that he's SOLD OUT to THE MAN...
by ElRocco337 on Jul 19, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just hoping to see some non-DERP QB play
I know. I know. Cannot haz.
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Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
Kerry Collins wasn't that long ago
Actually, wait, he was that long ago. I guess Michael Robinson his senior year wasn’t DERPtacular.
Michael Robinson was great in '05
But he was a converted WR that the staff just lucked into, I think. He also didn’t throw that much, and ran a lot.
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Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
by Peter Gray on Jul 19, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Had someone argue with me he was was good as Vince Young
Um, no. Daryll Clark as a senior was great against bad to mediocre teams, but cover-your-eyes awful against good defenses, so you have that too.
...sigh
I still see him floating that horribawful interception in the 4th quarter at Iowa in my nightmares. You hit the nail on the head.
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Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
His sig line says "The Artist Formerly Known As Greyshirted"
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Guys, I'm right here.
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Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
by Peter Gray on Jul 19, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
My god
My Wish is such misery porn. I feel bad that this kid is being paraded around on Sportscenter. Let him have his day with Tebow, no need to televise it.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
isn't that tool who does that bit
the guy who used to be on MTV and got yelled at at fake Woodstock?
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
You mean Woodstock 99?
The lowest point of human civilization where MTV looked the other way as people were robbed, beaten, rapped, and left nearly dying of thirst and hunger?
Yes, I believe so.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 19, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let's use this as an open thread tonight
We’re through the looking glass here folks.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
Football philosophy
Find a role and become good at that role.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 19, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
In all honesty...
the Saban “Up” joke had be laughing for a good 5 minutes
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
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